The Emperor's New Groove/Funny
Pretty much the whole movie.
Kuzco: Okay, I admit it. Maybe I wasn't as nice as I should have been. But Yzma, you really wanna kill me?! |
Kuzco: No! It can't be! How did you get back here before us? |
Yzma: To the secret lab! Pull the lever, Kronk! |
Pacha: Uh-oh. |
"For the last time, we did not order a giant trampoline!" |
"You know, pal, you coulda told me that before I set it up!" |
- Then there is Kronk's conversation with his shoulder angel and devil, who declare an instant truce when Yzma insults Kronk's cooking. They notice a chandelier directly above Yzma:
Kronk: *Cries* |
- Don't forget the moment immediately before that!
Shoulder Devil: Hey, you're not backing down now are ya, big guy? *Appears*
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- That one's not nearly as funny as the conversation he has when he has second thoughts about killing Kuzco.
Shoulder Angel: Oh come off it! |
- Also a classic, Yzma's plan on how to get rid of Kuzco:
Yzma: Ah, how shall I do it? Oh, I know. I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives... {{[[[Evil Laugh]] laughs}}] ...I'll SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER! It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say! [knocks over bottle of poison on flower, which shrivels up and dies] Or, to save on postage, I'll just poison him with this! |
- And right after, when she hands the poison over to Kronk:
Yzma: Ooooohhh, feel the power! |
- "HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FROM ALL OF US TO YOU! WE WISH IT WAS OUR BIRTHDAY, SO WE COULD PARTY TOO!"
- Also notice how many candles they put on Yzma's cake during that scene.
- Kronk makes his own background music. Even more funny when he leans onto a wall to not be seen, but keeps singing, thus defeating the point of leaning in the first place.
- A wall covered with carvings of giant figures pointing down at him, no less.
- Also led to a Real Life moment, when the Disney lawyers required Kronk's voice-actor Patrick Warburton to officially sign over the rights to the tune he improvised while recording the scene.
- This exchange:
Yzma: Tell us where the talking llama is and we'll burn your house to the ground. |
- "Yay, I'm a llama again! ...wait."
- Or when the soldiers have been turned into various animals:
Yzma: Get them! |
- This may lead to a rather awkward case of Fridge Brilliance, considering that cows are female. Can you blame the guy for leaving early?
- And when the soldiers attempt to follow Kuzco and Pacha, who are now dangling out of the nostril of Kuzco's sculpted head on his palace.
Yzma: There they go, after them!
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- Kronk: (Bolting awake) "THE PEASANT! At the diner! (beat) He didn't pay his check
- And the Cucumber Facial that secedes it!
Kronk: Yzma! |
- Bucky the squirrel's expression as he threatens to wake up the jaguar pack by popping a balloon llama.
- "Our moment of triumph approaches! AH HA HA HA HA! It's DINNER TIME!" *dramatic lightning*
- The Diner Scene with Kuzco dressed as a woman.
- This exchange after Pacha rescues Kuzco from a horde of hungry panthers...and ends up with the two tied to opposite sides of a tree trunk:
Kuzco: Maybe I'm new to this whole rescuing thing, but this, to me, might be considered a step backward. Wouldn't you say? |
- Kronk finding another bird for "Exotic Bird Bingo" while Yzma runs back and forth in the background being chased by bees.
- What makes this scene even better is if you notice what shapes the bees take while chasing Yzma. They include an arrow, a tornado and a shark.
- Pacha trying to give Kuzco CPR after the latter almost drowns and Kuzco coming to in time only to think that its a kiss.
Pacha: For the last time, it was not a kiss! |
- And beware the pop-out llama tongue.
- Lampshaded by a cutaway to Pacha's children later in the film:
Chaca: Well in my dream, Dad had to kiss a llama! |
- At the start when Kuzco bumps into an old man whilst dancing:
Kuzco: D'oh! You threw off my groove! |
- Kuzco: "Y'know, it's a good thing you're not a big fat guy or this would be really difficult!" [All while pushing Pacha up a cliff.]
- "A llama?!? He's supposed to be dead!" "Yeah. Weird..."
- The following:
Yzma: Then I bet you weren't expecting this! |
- The following between Tipo and Yzma:
Tipo: (to Yzma) I don't believe you're really my great-aunt. You're more like my great-great-great- |
- "So *all* of it was a *lie*?!" "Well, yeah! No, wait... Uh, yeah. Yeah, it all was a lie... Toodles!"
- Kitten Yzma at the end. "...Squeaken."
- Kitten Yzma doing an Evil Laugh, saying "I win" and getting slammed into the wall by Kronk opening a door on her and saying "Whoa! What are the odds that trap door lead me out here?"
- Kuzco sing-songing "Still not listening!" to Pacha after Pacha warns him not to go into the forest.
- This dialogue:
Kronk: Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco. The poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco. Kuzco's poison...That p–? |
Kronk's New Groove
- One of the only really funny moments in Kronk's New Groove -
- The sequel, despite otherwise being... well, a Disney sequel, does have its moments. In particular, the ending where Papi is introduced to Mrs. Kronk. And Mrs. Kronk. And Mrs. Kronk. And... You get the idea.
- Kuzco's last-minute entrance in drag is arguably one of the better parts of the whole movie.
- Doubly so as his entrance is actually part of the above Mrs. Kronk scene... and yes, he's there as Mrs. Kronk.
Kuzco: Like how I weasled myself into the movie? |
- The Nostril Flare of Total Rejection.
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