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{{quote|"NOT INDICATED FOR CHILDREN OR THOSE OF A NERVOUS DISPOSITION."|''[[Eversion]]'' home page}} |
{{quote|"NOT INDICATED FOR CHILDREN OR THOSE OF A NERVOUS DISPOSITION."|''[[Eversion]]'' home page}} |
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'''[[Batman]]:''' How is [[Dark Knight Trilogy|mine]] not family friendly? |
'''[[Batman]]:''' How is [[Dark Knight Trilogy|mine]] not family friendly? |
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'''Iron Man:''' Right... "Sorry, kids. I couldn't get in to see ''[[Kung Fu Panda]]''. Let's go watch the [[Monster Clown|clown]] with the M-16 opening fire on a school bus!" |
'''Iron Man:''' Right... "Sorry, kids. I couldn't get in to see ''[[Kung Fu Panda]]''. Let's go watch the [[Monster Clown|clown]] with the M-16 opening fire on a school bus!" |
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|''[[I'm a Marvel |
|''[[I'm a Marvel... and I'm a DC]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Storyteller:''' "Rumpletweezer ran the dinky-tinky shop in the foot of the magic oak tree by the wobbly dum-dum bush in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives and..." |
{{quote|'''Storyteller:''' "Rumpletweezer ran the dinky-tinky shop in the foot of the magic oak tree by the wobbly dum-dum bush in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives and..." |
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'''Clerk:''' There is a scene where one of the heroes cuts a man's head in half with a meat cleaver. |
'''Clerk:''' There is a scene where one of the heroes cuts a man's head in half with a meat cleaver. |
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'''Customer:''' What, are they thick or something? [[Misaimed Fandom|How could you put that in a kid's film?]] |
'''Customer:''' What, are they thick or something? [[Misaimed Fandom|How could you put that in a kid's film?]] |
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|[http://notalwaysright.com/when-presumptions-meet-postmodernism "When Presumptions Meet Postmodernism"], [[(The Customer is) Not Always Right]]}} |
|[http://notalwaysright.com/when-presumptions-meet-postmodernism "When Presumptions Meet Postmodernism"], on [[(The Customer is) Not Always Right]]}} |
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{{quote|"[[Sarcasm Mode|You know, for kids!]]"|'''[[The Nostalgia Critic]]''' on anything that really isn't for kids.}} |
{{quote|"[[Sarcasm Mode|You know, for kids!]]"|'''[[The Nostalgia Critic]]''' on anything that really isn't for kids.}} |
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{{quote|"I just won a new award for a kids show |
{{quote|"I just won a new award for a kids show |
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Talking 'bout [[Hookers and Blow|a face numbing off a bag of blow]] |
Talking 'bout [[Hookers and Blow|a face numbing off a bag of blow]] |
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I'm like goddamn bitch I am not a [[w:Teen Choice Awards|Teen Choice]] |
I'm like, goddamn, bitch, I am not a [[w:Teen Choice Awards|Teen Choice]] |
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Goddamn bitch I am not a bleach boy" |
Goddamn, bitch, I am not a bleach boy" |
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|'''The Weeknd''', [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}JZjAg6fK-BQ "Reminder"] (''Genius'' Annotation [http://genius.com/10902959 here])}} |
|'''The Weeknd''', [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}JZjAg6fK-BQ "Reminder"] (''Genius'' Annotation [http://genius.com/10902959 here])}} |
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{{quote|<nowiki>#</nowiki>2 It has a nine-year-old heroine. This is good enough for the industry, which believes that books with children as the main protagonist are ''de facto'' books for children. For similar reasons, ''[[Moby Dick]]'' is very popular among whales. |
{{quote|<nowiki>#</nowiki>2 It has a nine-year-old heroine. This is good enough for the industry, which believes that books with children as the main protagonist are ''de facto'' books for children. For similar reasons, ''[[Moby Dick]]'' is very popular among whales. |
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|[[Terry Pratchett]] on why ''[[The Wee Free Men]]'' is a children's book}} |
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{{quote|My LGS<ref>local gaming store</ref> put up the most NSFW Simon Bisley and Luis Royo art prints he could find on the walls. It has dissuaded moms from dropping their children and non-gamer women from staying. |
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And the former is the reason they're there. He has a sign at the door that states because of the nature and design of the products for sale he reserves his services to people over the intended age range of 13+, but soccer moms HAVE to shove their kids everywhere and then complain because the art in Macabre Waltz was too creepy or the wargames were too violent or they didn't want their kids to be exposed to "gambling". |
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Luckily, as soon as there's a picture of a bare female nipple around it becomes a forbidden space and the kids are gone along their harpy mothers. |
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| [https://boards.fireden.net/tg/thread/49286137/#49290857 from] /tg/ }} |
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{{quote|''For Shakespeare’s plays are the places to be, |
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''For violence and killing and murder you see, |
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''[[Medium Awareness| You really can’t show this on children’s TV,]] |
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''But that is the story, |
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''Though it’s bloody and gory, |
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''Yes that is the story that’s told by the Bard! |
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|''[[Histeria!]]''; the cast applies this Trope to [[William Shakespeare]]'s plays, suggesting (as most scholars know) they're more violent than often assumed.}} |
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Latest revision as of 14:12, 4 January 2023
"NOT INDICATED FOR CHILDREN OR THOSE OF A NERVOUS DISPOSITION."
—Eversion home page
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"What, do you people really think I'm intended for children? Like, the littlest tiniest babies? I don't think I'm cut out for that sort of sugarjob."
—Strong Bad, Strong Bad Email "for kids"
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If for children you mistook —Now We Are Sick
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Suicide, interpersonal strife, and curses from beyond the grave: what more could one want from a cute little talking animal comic? |
Storyteller: "Rumpletweezer ran the dinky-tinky shop in the foot of the magic oak tree by the wobbly dum-dum bush in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives and..." —"Storytime", Monty Python's Flying Circus
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Customer: But it's about superheroes! How can a film about superheroes be unsuitable for kids? |
"You know, for kids!"
—The Nostalgia Critic on anything that really isn't for kids.
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"The first thing I need to say about Inception is that it's not for kids. And not because of bad language or extreme violence or adult subject matter. |
Interviewer: 4. Having chapters from a child's point of view doesn't make a book Young Adult fiction. For the sake of those who haven't read A Game of Thrones, discuss: — Mark Lawrence's Interview with the author of Miserere: An Autumn Tale
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"I just won a new award for a kids show —The Weeknd, "Reminder" (Genius Annotation here)
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#2 It has a nine-year-old heroine. This is good enough for the industry, which believes that books with children as the main protagonist are de facto books for children. For similar reasons, Moby Dick is very popular among whales. —Terry Pratchett on why The Wee Free Men is a children's book
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My LGS[2] put up the most NSFW Simon Bisley and Luis Royo art prints he could find on the walls. It has dissuaded moms from dropping their children and non-gamer women from staying. — from /tg/
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For Shakespeare’s plays are the places to be, —Histeria!; the cast applies this Trope to William Shakespeare's plays, suggesting (as most scholars know) they're more violent than often assumed.
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