Why Don't You Just Shoot Him?/Quotes
Dr. Evil: Scott, I want you to meet daddy's nemesis, Austin Powers. —Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
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Dr. Drakken: So, Kim Possible, you think to thwart my plan... |
Shooting is not too good for my enemies. —The Evil Overlord List, Rule 4
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Your fat giant ninja probably could have killed me once every thirty seconds since he first saw me. I know that real honest-to-goodness knuckles to testicles action is important to you supervillain types, but come on, at some point you have to get practical. Get Tub Fist to kill me. —Dr. McNinja, The Adventures of Dr. McNinja
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This isn't the kind of man who ties you up in a cellar with just enough time for the mice to eat your ropes before the flood-waters rise. This is the kind of man who just kills you here and now. —Igneous Cutwell, Mort
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Chauvelin: Twelve picked men will be on the ramparts ready to seize him the moment he appears. —The Elusive Pimpernel, Chapter 24
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(On Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever): "[the villain] has obtained a miniaturized robot so small it can float in the bloodstream and cause strokes and heart attacks. At one point in the movie, a man who will remain nameless is injected with one of these devices by a dart gun, and it kills him. All very well, but consider for a moment the problem of cost overruns in these times of economic uncertainty. A miniaturized assassination robot small enough to slip through the bloodstream would cost how much? Millions? And it is delivered by dart? How's this for an idea: use a poison dart, and spend the surplus on school lunches." —Roger Ebert in his review
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The Joker: You're not going to leave him like this, are you? —Justice League -- Injustice For All (part 2)
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"Look, if you're going through this much trouble to the point of trying to kill them, just come at them with a gun! You're not exactly dealing with Mensa members here, especially since they're completely oblivious to the sounds of knives colliding with things and glass shattering!" —Linkara on the murder attempts on the California Raisins.
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"[Anakin and Obi-Wan] start charging down the corridors, cleaving their way to the elevators, and eventually bumble directly into an ambush, where a half-dozen droids have them dead-to-rights at gunpoint. Incredibly, instead of shooting them dead where they stand, the droids stand there dumbly while the Jedi spin around and decapitate the lot of them. What the hell just happened? You're telling me that droids missed the opportunity to just waste them? I really can't take this. This is the fearsome threat that has the Republic on the defensive?" |
"I'll take the stupid one who decided to threaten us rather than shoot us when he had the chance." —Bao-Dur, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic 2.
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"Seriously. What would it take to get these guys to shoot?" —Riff Trax on the SWAT Team from The Dark Knight.
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One Armed Man: I've been looking for you for 8 months. Whenever I should have had a gun in my right hand, I thought of you. Now I find you in exactly the position that suits me. I had lots of time to learn to shoot with my left. |
(Family watching a Western Movie with a knock out brawl) —DVR commercial
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Steve: "Why don't you just shoot him and fuck all this?" —The Mechanic (2011)
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Marco: "Next time you have a chance to shoot someone, don't hesitate!" |
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