Ax Crazy/Quotes
8-Bit Theater
Thief: We start a nice friendly conversation. Then, bam, the mugging. |
Black Mage: First I will murder him and then I will kill him. |
Black Mage: I'm so mad I could... |
Black Mage: Die, Ants, Die! |
Black Mage: I killed things. I feel better. |
Shut. Up. —Black Mage (seeing a pattern here?), Eight Bit Theater
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Just open the DSM-IV at a random page and you're likely to find on it some disorder that Curtis has.
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Heeeere's Johnny!
—Jack Torrance, The Shining (1980 movie)
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RIP AND TEAR, RIP AND TEAR, RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS! YOU ARE HUGE! THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS! RIP AND TEAR!
—Doomguy, Doom
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Bats in the belfry (hoo-ha!) —That Handsome Devil, Viva Discordia
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Rhyme: They won't let me watch those, but they allow me to view cartoons. Considering I hold the world record on comically-oversized-mallet-related-murders, does that seem like an intelligent policy to you? Or an even remotely sane one?
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"Who the HELL... put bouillon cubes in the shower head!?! Huh? Hm, did you do it? Hm? Did you? If it happens again... I will wait in my SUV, blast me some speed metal -- five point one surround sound, heavy on the bass -- and someone... will be getting... mowed... down."
—Hooch is crazy!
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"KILL MAIM BURN!!! KILL MAIM BURN!!! KILL MAIM BURN!!!"
—Kharn the Betrayer, swell guy, Warhammer 40,000
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Nemo: [firing an automatic harpoon gun into a crowd] Come Forward! Come Forward, men of England! Tell the gods that Nemo sent you!
—The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, v. 1 no. 6
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"If you go and kill the ugly little girl right now, won't the steadholder object? And then you'd have to kill him as well. And anyone else upstairs. And all these people here... Why shouldn't we do this again?"
—Odiana, Furies of Calderon
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He keeps hackin' and wackin' and smackin' |
Sounds like death...danger! It sounds bad! Danger, danger! What's happening in the dining car? Is there blood? Who's killing who? Where did they get shot? I have to see! Things are really starting to get exciiiiting...Yes! Yesyesyesyes! YES YES YES YES YES!!
—Ladd Russo, Baccano!!, "Ladd Russo Enjoys Talking A Lot And Slaughtering A Lot"
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You were sisters. You attended our wedding. What would prompt you to kill her?
—Rajah, on Aerona
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Why do lovers park down deserted lanes —Axe Murdered, Camper Van Beethoven
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I am the Night Rider. I'm a fuel-injected suicide machine! I am a rocker! I am a roller! I am an out-of-controller!
—The Night Rider, Mad Max
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Hyde: Ever killed anyone, Benjamin? |
So, I quite like PORN photography —Tim Minchin, Angry (Feet)
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Agent Norman Jayden: Blake, you are an unbalanced, psychopathic asshole! |
I'm not a killer who kills without reason. It's because I have a reason that I kill. Because I'm busy, I'll kill you. I don't have time to deal with you, so I'll kill you. I don't want to stand in your way, so I'll kill you. Because I hate fighting, I'll kill you. I don't want Kurokami-san as part of the 13 party, so I'll kill you. Because the weather is good today, I'll kill you. Because today's food was good, I'll kill you. Because I had a good dream last night, I'll kill you. Because the first showing of a movie I was looking forward to is close, I'll kill you. Because my phone's batteries are almost out of power, I'll kill you. And for no reason whatsoever, I'll kill you.
—Munakata Kei, Medaka Box
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Pierre Le Fou HI! and Ladies and Gentlemen!.
—Cowboy Bebop "Pierre Le Fou"
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- That evil laugh is so perfectly unique, it deserves to be mentioned too.
Boooored now. I never thought I'd be able to grow tired of tormenting two effeminate Germans, but I suppose I can surprise even myself!
—Melvin, Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series
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Warbeak KILLEE!!!
—Warbeak, Redwall
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Pop quiz: Why am I such an angry bitch? Seriously, no matter how many I kill, it's all the same. They're all going to pay, yeah, with their fucking lives.
—Bad Girl, No More Heroes
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