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{{quote|There's no need to coddle me, boy. I may be old, but I'm not helpless. |
{{quote|There's no need to coddle me, boy. I may be old, but I'm not helpless. |
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|'''Cairne Bloodhoof''' to Warchief Thrall, ''[[Warcraft]] III''}} |
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{{quote|You punks gota realize, these 70 year old guys, most of them have been in a war, and you haven't. |
{{quote|You punks gota realize, these 70 year old guys, most of them have been in a war, and you haven't. |
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|'''[[Neal Boortz]]'''}} |
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{{quote|874 Years Old |
{{quote|874 Years Old |
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2 Feet Tall |
2 Feet Tall |
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Profession: Great Warrior |
Profession: Great Warrior |
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|''[[Attack of the Clones]]'' "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}_DecQxfNkgg Yoda Trailer]"}} |
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{{quote|'''[[Green Lantern]]:''': Last time I saw you, you were too young to drive. You look good for your age! |
{{quote|'''[[Green Lantern]]:''': Last time I saw you, you were too young to drive. You look good for your age! |
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'''[[Static Shock|Static]]:''' The miracles of modern medicine, sixty-five is the new thirty! |
'''[[Static Shock|Static]]:''' The miracles of modern medicine, sixty-five is the new thirty! |
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|''[[Justice League]] Unlimited'': "The Once And Future Thing, Part 2" }} |
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{{quote|IT WAS REAGAN, I TELL YOU! [[Ronald Reagan]] BROKE MY LEGS! |
{{quote|IT WAS REAGAN, I TELL YOU! [[Ronald Reagan]] BROKE MY LEGS! |
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|A Would-Be Robber, after being put in an ambulance by Patriotism, ''[[Shortpacked]]''}} |
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{{quote|I'm thirty years older than you are. I had my back broke once, and my hip twice. And on my worst day I could beat the hell out of you. |
{{quote|I'm thirty years older than you are. I had my back broke once, and my hip twice. And on my worst day I could beat the hell out of you. |
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|'''Wil Andersen''', ''[[The Cowboys]]''}} |
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{{quote|What I learned today is that really old wizards don't get that way by being easy to kill. |
{{quote|What I learned today is that really old wizards don't get that way by being easy to kill. |
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|'''Black Mage''', ''[[8-Bit Theater]]''}} |
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{{quote|Old swordsmen get to be that way by being very good. |
{{quote|Old swordsmen get to be that way by being very good. |
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|"Aged Swordsman," folk song}} |
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{{quote|'''Duke:''' What you lookin' at old man? |
{{quote|'''Duke:''' What you lookin' at old man? |
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'''Walt:''' Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have fucked with? That's me. |
'''Walt:''' Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have fucked with? That's me. |
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|''[[Gran Torino]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Jack:''' I didn't have a chance at winning... |
{{quote|'''Jack:''' I didn't have a chance at winning... |
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'''Gerald:''' Of course not, fool. I was a swordsman ''years before you were born.'' |
'''Gerald:''' Of course not, fool. I was a swordsman ''years before you were born.'' |
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|''[[Radiata Stories]]''}} |
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{{quote|I may have lost a step along the way, but I'm still two steps ahead of everybody else! |
{{quote|I may have lost a step along the way, but I'm still two steps ahead of everybody else! |
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|'''Ric Flair''', ''[[World Wrestling Entertainment|WWE]] [[Monday Night Raw]]''}} |
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{{quote|I was too old for this shit ''fifteen'' years ago.|'''William "Bill" Overbeck''', ''[[Left 4 Dead]]''}} |
{{quote|I was too old for this shit ''fifteen'' years ago.|'''William "Bill" Overbeck''', ''[[Left 4 Dead]]''}} |
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{{quote|Come on! When I was your age, we crossed burning sand every day and liked it! Let's go! |
{{quote|Come on! When I was your age, we crossed burning sand every day and liked it! Let's go! |
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|'''Galuf''', ''[[Final Fantasy V]]''}} |
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{{quote|Don't ever underestimate the will of a grandfather. We're madmen. We don't give a damn. We got here long before you and they'll be here after. We'll make enemies. We'll break laws. We'll break bones, but you will not mess with the grandchildren. |
{{quote|Don't ever underestimate the will of a grandfather. We're madmen. We don't give a damn. We got here long before you and they'll be here after. We'll make enemies. We'll break laws. We'll break bones, but you will not mess with the grandchildren. |
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|'''President Bartlet''', ''[[The West Wing]]''}} |
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{{quote|Now let me show you how we brought the pain in my day! |
{{quote|Now let me show you how we brought the pain in my day! |
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|'''Jetfire''', ''[[Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen]]''}} |
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{{quote|Do not think that just because I am old, that I can't whoop your ass, young grasshopper. |
{{quote|Do not think that just because I am old, that I can't whoop your ass, young grasshopper. |
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|'''[[Super Mario RPG|Frogfucius]]''', ''[[Bowser's Kingdom]]'' episode 9, after hitting one of the Karate Duo Number One with a cane}} |
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{{quote|I'd like to join the search, but they told me to stay here because I'm old. Seems nobody's aware of just how strong I really am. |
{{quote|I'd like to join the search, but they told me to stay here because I'm old. Seems nobody's aware of just how strong I really am. |
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|'''Wess''', ''[[Mother 3]]''}} |
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{{quote|Rule One: Never act incautiously when confronting a little bald wrinkly smiling man! |
{{quote|Rule One: Never act incautiously when confronting a little bald wrinkly smiling man! |
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Rule 19: Always remember Rule One and ask yourself, ''why was it created in the first place?'' |
Rule 19: Always remember Rule One and ask yourself, ''why was it created in the first place?'' |
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|'''Lu-Tze''', ''[[Discworld/Thief of Time|Thief of Time]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Dunstan:''' Tristan, he's 97 years old. |
{{quote|'''Dunstan:''' Tristan, he's 97 years old. |
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'''Tristan:''' Well that's given him plenty of time to practice, hasn't it. |
'''Tristan:''' Well that's given him plenty of time to practice, hasn't it. |
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|'''[[Stardust (film)|Stardust]]'''}} |
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Revision as of 17:45, 10 September 2021
There's no need to coddle me, boy. I may be old, but I'm not helpless. —Cairne Bloodhoof to Warchief Thrall, Warcraft III
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You punks gota realize, these 70 year old guys, most of them have been in a war, and you haven't. |
874 Years Old |
Green Lantern:: Last time I saw you, you were too young to drive. You look good for your age! —Justice League Unlimited: "The Once And Future Thing, Part 2"
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IT WAS REAGAN, I TELL YOU! Ronald Reagan BROKE MY LEGS! —A Would-Be Robber, after being put in an ambulance by Patriotism, Shortpacked
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I'm thirty years older than you are. I had my back broke once, and my hip twice. And on my worst day I could beat the hell out of you. —Wil Andersen, The Cowboys
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What I learned today is that really old wizards don't get that way by being easy to kill. —Black Mage, 8-Bit Theater
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Old swordsmen get to be that way by being very good. —"Aged Swordsman," folk song
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Duke: What you lookin' at old man? |
Jack: I didn't have a chance at winning... |
I may have lost a step along the way, but I'm still two steps ahead of everybody else! —Ric Flair, WWE Monday Night Raw
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I was too old for this shit fifteen years ago.
—William "Bill" Overbeck, Left 4 Dead
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Come on! When I was your age, we crossed burning sand every day and liked it! Let's go! —Galuf, Final Fantasy V
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Don't ever underestimate the will of a grandfather. We're madmen. We don't give a damn. We got here long before you and they'll be here after. We'll make enemies. We'll break laws. We'll break bones, but you will not mess with the grandchildren. —President Bartlet, The West Wing
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Now let me show you how we brought the pain in my day! —Jetfire, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
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Do not think that just because I am old, that I can't whoop your ass, young grasshopper. —Frogfucius, Bowser's Kingdom episode 9, after hitting one of the Karate Duo Number One with a cane
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I'd like to join the search, but they told me to stay here because I'm old. Seems nobody's aware of just how strong I really am. —Wess, Mother 3
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Rule One: Never act incautiously when confronting a little bald wrinkly smiling man! —Lu-Tze, Thief of Time
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Dunstan: Tristan, he's 97 years old. |