Cloudcuckoolander/Quotes
Sometimes I forget what I was going to say. Sometimes I remember things everyone else has forgotten for ever and always. Does that ever happen to you? —Delirium, The Sandman: Season of Mists
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You are not me! Hell, you're not even you, you idiot! —Shawn Michaels to Dude Love (Mick Foley), WWE Monday Night Raw
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Ahh! We're gonna die!...Wait, does it hurt to die? —Taro, Disgaea 2: Cursed Memories
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I ain't got no job, my wife left me, bills pilin' up, I got child support, and I don't know if any of what I just said is true... but I believe it. —Meatwad, Aqua Teen Hunger Force
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Sometimes I think your train of thought is carrying a shipment of toxic waste. —Ozy, to Millie, Ozy and Millie
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Chiyo: [Trying to work under a tight schedule] Oh, we're not gonna make it! Somebody turn back the clock before it's too lay-hay-hate! |
Black Mage: Where do you keep getting those posters? |
Homestar Runner: Hey, guess who I'm supposed to be! |
Joey: Maybe my ruler was wrong. |
So I was thinking... wait that doesn't sound right. |
Aeris: Do you even listen to yourself anymore? |
I'm sure on some planet your style is impressive, but your weak link is: this is Earth. |
That was some quality playing there, courtesy of Raocow and friends. The friends are the many voices just kinda chillin' in my head... I don't hear them, but they're there. |
I was thinking what it's like to be abandoned and tortured and abused and forgotten. When your life is so worthless that your only degraded value to anyone is when your pain gives them amusement, and the person entrusted to care for you sees you as more disposable than used tissue. —Ragdoll, Secret Six
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Early: Yeah, I know 'bout Dan Halen. He was a ornery feller, chatterin' up inna tree all tauntin' like. Cheeks all puffed up with wallynuts and whatnot. I took aim at 'im with my pellet gun and blasted the tar outta him. |
Some people think I'm bonkers, but I just think I'm free! —Dizzee Rascal, "Bonkers"
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Talking with Rin is like playing chess with a supercomputer who does seemingly random moves as if to mock everything you know about chess. It's like that, but with human interaction. And even if I win, it feels like losing. —Hisao Nakai, Katawa Shoujo
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You know, whenever she starts talking I think to myself, "Maybe this time it'll make sense." I'm always wrong. —Andre Harris describing Cat Valentine, Victorious
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In the parlance of the 20th century, this is an odd-ball. His name is James B. W. Bevis, and his tastes lean toward stuffed animals, zetter-music, professional football, Charles Dickens, moose heads, carnivals, dogs, children and young ladies. Mr Bevis is accident-prone, a little vague, a little discombobulated, with a life that possesses all the security of a floating crap-game. But this can be said about our Mr Bevis: Without him, without his warmth, without his kindness, the world would be a considerably poorer place. Albeit, perhaps, a little saner. —Rod Serling's opening monologue for "Mr. Bevis," The Twilight Zone
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Secretary: I don't know if it's a city or a state. |
Now you know I tell people I'm actually from another planet, you know, 'cause I'm a bit off the wall, well I'll tell you this boy OWNS the other planet, my goodness! —Nicko McBrain, on Derek Riggs.
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Is is wetter under water if you're there when it rains? —Leroy Pullins, "I'm a Nut"
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