The Last Five Years

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.
The full, two-membered cast in the only moment they sing together.

Give me a day, Jamie.
Bring back the lies,
Hang them back on the wall -
Maybe I'd see
How you could be
So certain that we

Had no chance at all ...
Cathy Hyatt, "Still Hurting."

No matter how I tried,
All I could do was love you
Hard

And let you go....
Jamie Wellerstein, "Goodbye Until Tomorrow/I Could Never Rescue You."

A one-act, two-person musical by Jason Robert Brown (the Tony-winning composer behind Parade and, more lately, 13) which reached Off-Broadway in 2002, The Last Five Years tells the story of an ordinary couple as they fall in - and out of - love, inspired by Brown's own failed first marriage. Jamie Wellerstein, a successful Jewish novelist, and Cathy Hyatt, a struggling Irish-Catholic actress, become rapidly involved with each other and get married, but their own personal demons inevitably drive them apart.

What's unique about the show is its structure. The score consists of alternating solos; Cathy or Jamie occupy the stage separately, sometimes singing to each other and sometimes to friends and family. Furthermore, there is Anachronic Order involved: the introspective Cathy tells the story Back to Front, starting after Jamie has left her and moving towards their first date; the reckless Jamie starts at the beginning and moves forwards towards the divorce. The timelines cross just once: at the exact halfway mark of the show, on Jamie and Cathy's Wedding Day. The show's structure accents its characters, whose careers are moving in very different directions and who, despite their love, are fundamentally at odds with each other.

The score's wit and emotional maturity has been favourably compared to Stephen Sondheim, whilst Brown's music draws on a wide range of styles that include rock 'n' roll, Latin, contemporary pop and Jerome Kern, yet still with a degree of theatrical complexity.

Tropes used in The Last Five Years include:
  • Absence Makes the Heart Go Yonder: Jamie starts his affair whilst Cathy is off touring in Ohio.
  • All Men Are Perverts: Explored, rather honestly, by Jamie in "A Miracle Would Happen".
  • All Musicals Are Adaptations: Averted; the plot is an original one, although inspired by Jason Robert Brown's failed marriage to his first wife.
  • Anachronic Order: As stated above, Cathy's scenes start in the present and each one moves further back in time.
  • Audience Monologue: Although extremely common in musical theatre, here it's consciously avoided; all the songs are addressed to a specific character, though that character is played by anyone.
  • BSOD Song: Jamie's "Nobody Needs To Know" is noticeably bleaker than anything that's come before, and seems to mark the point at which Jamie gives up on his marriage.
  • Clingy Jealous Girl: Cathy exhibits signs of this, as she is possessive of Jamie and suspicious of his female fans and publisher long before he actually has an affair. In fact, in "Nobody Needs To Know", Jamie even cites her behaviour as what drives him to have an affair in the first place:

All that I ask for is one little corner,
One private room at the back of my heart.
Tell her I found one, she sends out battalions
To claim it and blow it apart.

  • Counterpoint Duet: The end of "Goodbye Until Tomorrow / I Could Never Rescue You".
  • Cut Song: At least two that we know of:
    • Cathy's second song was originally "What's Wrong With Him?", a comedy song with Cathy on the couch, singing to her psychologist. Apparently the joke outstayed its welcome and it was replaced with "See I'm Smiling".
    • In the original Chicago production, Jamie's first song was "I Could Be In Love With Someone Like You", a more nervy first-date number. That song in particular was the subject of an injunction by Brown's ex-wife, with whom Brown had an agreement that he wouldn't write about their marriage; several details in the show were changed to mollify her, and this song was worked into "Shiksa Goddess".
  • Dark Reprise: Several, including:
    • Jamie's "I could be in love with someone like you" theme, originally addressed to Cathy, is later (and miserably) addressed to his mistress, Elise.
    • Cathy's "You, and you, and nothing but you" theme, originally a celebration of her love for Jamie, later becomes an accusation of his selfishness. (Technically a pre-prise, since Cathy is moving backwards in time and the reprise comes first...)
    • Most damningly, the haunting, romantic waltz theme that plays throughout the show - and is even used as Jamie and Cathy's wedding dance - turns out to be "I Could Never Rescue You", Jamie's final farewell to his marriage.
  • Distant Duet: Sort of. In the finale, "Goodbye Until Tomorrow / I Could Never Rescue You", Jamie and Cathy are separated by time; however, they don't exactly sing the same song so much as two songs that overlap each other.
  • Downer Ending: Apart from the obvious-the breakdown of their marriage-in the end, Cathy is still trapped in the summer stock hell that is Ohio, and it's possible that Jamie's meteoric streak is waning.
  • Drowning Our Romantic Sorrows: "A Miracle Would Happen" takes place in a bar, where Jamie is complaining to his best friend, Rob, about the struggles of married life.
  • Fading Into the Next Song: Often used to maintain dramatic momentum.
  • Final Love Duet: Sort of (see Distant Duet, above). For Cathy it's a love song; for Jamie, it's an out-of-love song.
  • Foregone Conclusion: The show starts with Cathy's line "Jamie is over and Jamie is gone".
  • Hey, It's That Guy!: Jamie is a Winkie prince, also once a has-been rockstar and that guy from Dan in Real Life. Cathy is an evil octopus, a heart-broken pharaoh/statue and was once a bisexual performance artist. Oh, and both were in the Next to Normal workshop "Feeling Electric" as Dan and Diana. They were playing a married couple. Again. With none other than Anthony Rapp as their psychiatrist. Also, both were in Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, though they get more shared stage time there.
  • "I Am" Song: For Cathy, it's "Climbing Uphill"; for Jamie, it's "Moving Too Fast". Both songs are about their careers, but are also indicative of their general approach to life (and hence the direction we see them moving through time).
  • "I Want" Song:
    • In "Shiksa Goddess", Jamie proclaims that what he wants more than anything is a girlfriend who isn't Jewish.
    • In "I Can Do Better Than That", Cathy wants to escape the suburban fate of her school friends, but still wants to find true love, too.
  • I Will Wait for You: Cathy has a knowingly reflexive audition song to this effect, "When You Come Home To Me".
  • Long-Distance Relationship: With Cathy touring in summer stock and Jamie out schmoozing the publishing set, this becomes a major factor in the couple's break-up.
  • Love Hurts
  • Love Martyr: Cathy.
  • Love Triangle: Jamie, Cathy and Jamie's mistress, Elise.
  • Minimalist Cast
  • Sanity Slippage Song: A funny one for Cathy, with her crazy inner-monologue version of "When You Come Home To Me"; also darker ones for Cathy ("See I'm Smiling") and Jamie ("Nobody Needs To Know") as they each face the breakdown of their marriage.
  • Shiksa Goddess: A whole song by this title!
  • Shout-Out: Cathy's line "just keep rolling along" and Jamie's line "I keep rolling on" may be a shout-out to another anachronic musical, Stephen Sondheim's notorious Merrily We Roll Along.
  • "Somewhere" Song: Given a passing nod in Jamie's "A Miracle Would Happen", in which he imagines a world with no other distractions (particularly female ones) where he could concentrate on his marriage with Cathy.
  • Tear Jerker: A lot. Including:
    • "Still Hurting", where Cathy's just divorced Jamie.
    • "See I'm Smiling", especially with the crazy Mood Whiplash that comes from following the hilarious "Shiksa Goddess".
    • "The Next Ten Minutes", the only time in the entire show Cathy and Jamie ever sing the same words at the same time.
    • "Nobody Needs to Know". Possibly just for this troper, who just feels so bad for Jamie.
    • "Goodbye Until Tomorrow/I Could Never Rescue You", as Jamie sings about the failure of his marriage to Cathy, Cathy's song expresses her joy at having had a successful first date with Jamie.
  • Unwanted Harem: In "A Miracle Would Happen" Jamie laments that, no sooner is he married, his literary success suddenly makes him a huge hit with lots of co-ed undergrads.
  • Wedding Day: The moving "The Next Ten Minutes".
  • Write Who You Know: to the point that Brown's ex-wife sued him. Tropes Are Not Good, Jason!