Vitriolic Best Buds/Quotes
Who else but a bosom buddy will tell you how rotten you are?
—Mame
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Yugi: No, I was talking about the time I saved you from that bully! |
Spider-Man: Wow, Supes must mean a lot for you to go to all this trouble to find him. |
Robert: I swear, if I wasn't your King, you would have hit me already. |
Walt: How are you doing Martin, you crazy Italian prick? |
Strong Bad: I thought we were bros! —Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People, "Episode 2: Strong Badia The Free"
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gC: YOU S33 W3 4R3 M34NT TO B3 B3ST H4T3FR13NDS FOR3V3R
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Jon: You're the worst possible friend a man could have. |
Gen: You can't kill me! I'm your best friend! |
Black Mage: I have a friend. |
Levan smiled. "When I hear two people spar like that, I am certain that there is actually a profound affection between them." —Isaac Asimov, "The Wrong House"
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Look how we get along together. (You are incredibly annoying) |
Varric: Carver. |
"Eiji and I may have different objectives, and we may undermine each other... but at least we're honest about it."
—Ankh, Kamen Rider OOO
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Wonder Woman: What about us? Are we good? |
Kitty Pryde: Disappointed, Ms. Frost? |
Justin Taylor: I hate you! |
Skwisgaar Skwigelf: I will sees you in Vallhalska... |
No, Daffy always comes back. I just tell him how much I need him. We hug, we cry, I drop something heavy on him, I laugh.
—Bugs Bunny, Looney Tunes: Back in Action
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Kel: I can't believe my best friend is a son of a bandit. |
No, you guys don't need to kill me more. Chugga needs to kill me more. You guys are fine.
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Scott: How did you know that? |
Edward: So ... what do I do when I run into Reggie again? I mean, I came this close to reorganizing his landscape. —Between Failures 437, "Playful Abuse"
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A good friend helps you up when you trip. A best friend laughs at your ass and trips you again.
—An old joke
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Cause we're frenemies —Buford and Baljeet, Phineas and Ferb, "Lotsa Latkes"
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Their relationship is a bit complicated. When they're together, they bicker non-stop, but when they're separated, they really get bored.
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Just because I give you crap doesn't mean I hate you. If I hated you, I wouldn't talk to you at all.
—Anonymous
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Hobbes: You know, maybe we don't need enemies. |
Chi: ...I just realized that I don't think of you as a friend at all. —Baccano!, "1933 - The Slash: Bloody to Fair"
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Wrex: Garrus...I have to make friends with the one turian in the galaxy who thinks he's funny. |
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