Woof Woof Power/Funny

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Sometimes it gets so funny that this happens.


To list every Laugh-Out-Loud moment in Woof Woof Power, it would just be easier to split it up by chapter. However, for now, examples will be split up between the main story and the specials.

  • Every time a misspelled word in pronounced in the dramatic reading.
  • Any time Otachi makes an expression in the parody. Be prepared to run away from the screen.
  • Any time the author just puts a name (i.e, "Mint") and it's illustrated in the parody.

Chapters 1-10

  • earth……….. a beautiful blue plant filled with millions of life forms.
  • Meanwhile Masaya babbled so Ichigo walked away.
  • Masaya ran up behind her Ichigo.
  • Ichigo and otachi decided to walk together to school. Also she dumped Masaya. It WAS a bright and sunny day and the birds were chirping loudly and it was sunny.
  • "no I do not know the knew guy I wish I was dating him" the friend said.
  • "wow I never noticed that building" ichigo said as she noticed a cool building. It was café mew mew.
  • They heard a giant group of every girls cheering in the distance.
  • "wow" ichigo thought "he would make a great mew mew. Oh yeAH boys can't be mew mews. DUH"
  • Then they saw bridget being bullied by some mean girls but pudding jumped on them and zakuro said hi or something to that effect.
  • Then suddenly an earthquake happened. “get under me!!” said Otachi.
  • Chapter two. Just....chapter two.
  • Otachi's mark is "right next to his birthmark that looked like a fang and it was another fang."
  • Both the honkerchief and the phoney book.
  • Mint's hair. It wears a dress, apparently.
  • Mint frowned and said I already have a boyfriend. Otachi said "it's okay I do too" and pointed to Ichigo.
  • Mint frowned and said "what she got that"
  • "what are you here you pervert!"
  • "you are a cat, and you are a fox wolf!" Mint gasped, surprised. "it's a folf" Otachi grinned. Mint
  • And there was a crocodile there. "what is that crocodile doing here?!" otachi said. "it's part of the play!" mint said.
  • Otachi put the parasite in his pocket.
  • Mint hates mitosis.
  • There was a dead girl outside.
  • They were at the pool to get the Lettuce.
  • "you are not a freak, you're an amazing super hero" otachi said. The other mew mews agreed with nodding.
  • "hey. What" said Mint and lettuce except lettuce
  • "I don't know if that's a good idea" said Lettuce, frowning with small blush face.
  • Mint's excuse for wearing a blue ballgown to the beach is "we are at the beach".
  • "now hold on to me if you get scared afraid"
  • Lol kish is such a pedophile
  • "we have to find the fifth mew mew. We are dating" said Otachi
  • "where should we look?" so they looked.
  • Otachi admitting that he's a model.
  • Later that day, at the modeling agency. Everyone was wearing sexy outfits. Except pudding cuz shes like 12.
  • Mint moved beautiful from her ballet did help.
  • He watched as zakuro rocked the room.
  • "Listen you" Said zakuro "I know I have powers and I know I am special but I work by myself. And no one else can ever change my mind ever since I was born I was by myself and I had to learn to live by myself on the cold streets. And I used to spend everyday gathering food for my brothers and sisters. I've had a hard life and I don't need yoyu to tell me I need to work as a team when Ive been alone by hole life. Im on the top now model and I can support myself. And im not afraid of any aliens or pedisites or and as I came to this planet Ive been trying to get along and you people just keep making things harder for me and Im sick of it. You make me sick. So you're my answer is no."
  • Otachi frowned and crossbred his arms.
  • S that went out the door and otachi drove the mew mew tank. The mew mew tank is this cool thing ryou invented so they could get there faster.
  • Ichigo said "ah" and they got there
  • Meanwhile the alien that was there was wiggling around infesting the kanto region.
  • Kiki jumped into the air and kicked a Pikachu but Pikachu thundered and killed her and things were not looking good.
  • "oh no mint is dead!" SAID MINT
  • "pudding! Be mew with zakuro said"
  • Mint, the richest character, saying she has no money.
    • Shortly after, Zakuro, the second richest character, says she has no money either.
  • Suddenly people on the roller coaster screamed. There was a boa constrictor on the roller coaster. The animals had escaped!
  • Otachi's eyes grew red with blood when we became angry
  • Masaya fell from the tall froller coater straight to the pavement. The ground was once white was now red with blood.
  • With otachi and kish, otachi had beaten kish. But Otachi couldn't win, it wasn't for him
  • Otahi carried a cot he found passed out. "I will take it home to help it" he sasid
  • Ichigo smiled and teared up. "you too" she said and pulled out a dog collar "I meant to give this to you" she put the dog collar on him. It was black and red stripes and had spikes on it
  • Masaya has a funral, not a funeral.
  • Zakuro sighed and said "Miont make me a burrito"
  • Mint froned and put her hands on her hips "I am a F Rench shef, Zakura-oneechan!" she said indignantly. "I don't make burritos." "If ichigo were here, she'd make me a PUR Rito. Get it." but no one felt like lauyghing at the joke...they were all secretly worried about ichigo!
  • "oh mno it am" said Otachi! "ALIEN"
  • Otachi was shocked and the ice was ice cold.


Chapters 11-20

  • "don't move dummy" ryou said and moved in to otachu's face to check it.
  • Otachi shat up and leaned in to tell secret.
  • Ryou was like "what? Show me" and lettuce headed him the letter. It was written in blood. The letter said "I will kill all of you" and was writtenin blood "if you don't surrender to me. Signed queen of the animas"
  • It Was a kind of clody day and the rain fell like tears into on the roofpot.
  • "maybe we can go to the aliewn shop where she is" pudding said, outing nuttela on her chicken. Mint said ew
  • "lets caspture her next time she attacks" mint sauid which lettuce agreed by nod
  • Later they were setting up the mew mew tank to get ready to go out. They loaded the tank with bombs and gremnades and hot pockets lol.
  • Ryou said "you need space suits to survive in space except mint because she is a bird and can survive in space"
  • The stars glittered in the distance like glitter
  • Zakuro learns to fly the space-tank-plane from a talking monkey named Coco.
  • To be endtinued
  • "boob has powers now!" lettuce said. Bob flew around and it was true.
    • "now we hve a fighting chance" said pudding
  • And it leaned down to graze its lettuce teeth on sharp face nand lettuce was sad and it was gross.
  • Suddenly a flash of red light and hit with monster shattered away and they all exploded into piles of blood and bones and spider parts.
  • "I am Ciel and I am friends of vampires. I am the prince of vampires. The prince of all vampires."
    • It's worse that he feels the need to announce this almost every chapter that he's in.
  • The sudden copy-pasta in chapter 15.
  • Vampops and campires.
  • "Im worried" said mint " weve nbeen in space a long time. Are we lost?" "yes" said otachi "thats a relief" said mint
  • "we are almost there" said coco, but she had the wrong destination. And they crashed into a planet
    • You have to be trying pretty hard to crash into a planet.
  • They looked around and saw bear land
  • "it's a moonquake!"
  • Mickey being sucked up into a tube, for some reason, is flippin' hilarious.
  • "well everyone is different mint" said mint.
  • "you will be punished get the wizard!" the king crab wizard crab came out. "tie them up" get the fire!" they all chanted
  • He jumped in front of the fire and punched it away with his wolfe power. "I for be protect con mint"
  • Micky! said micdy
  • Bob began trying to move the rocks but they could only slowly move them slowly. Leetuce and ryou helped by move the rocks away but.
  • "Why would yuou get to choose who you marry?" he said "mary is for politics"
  • Powder drills
  • She snuck stealthily through the couch and eventually came to the tallest tower and the tallest tower
  • Ciel's first rant, followed by the fact that he gives up after one hit.
  • "you are grumpy and pathetic and Im taking pussing home."
  • Coco had taught micky how to use the controls. Micky was a good pilot but it seemed he got them in a jam they could not get out of.
    • Maybe that's because he's a DOG.
  • "are you sure it is sir pouncealot?" said coco "it could be a headcrab spy"
  • Zakuro being harpoon-happy.
    • "he must be a stowaway" said zakuro and she went to grab the harpoon
    • "your right it is a mirage demon" said zakuro "I think we should harpoon it" and she grabbed the harpoon again
    • "otachi it is not true" said zakuro "I think we should harpon him" "put that away!" said otachi and he grabbed the harepoon and he threw it out into space
  • "nooo!" my harpooooon" said zakuro. Then she transformed and now she can't catch whales
  • Megamind.
  • "But you are aliene! You asre our enemy!" said mint "no I am not" said megamind "ok" said mint.
  • "it looks so beautiful!" "me too" said otachi.


Chapters 21-30

  • Mew Banana ???
    • Banana Cake
    • Bana Cake
    • Banana Sundae
    • Bababa Pudding
    • Banana Pudding
  • "how could your cat possibly be alive when he died all those times ago?"
  • Mint sighed and put hand on otachis shoulder and cried fragile tiaras.
  • "those mews are not real mews they are lies"
  • Mew Waterfail, which is only made funnier by the fact that her attack failed.
  • "Ichigo how could you do this! We are your friends! Z Akuro is ihere too."
  • "FAMILY?" she scoffed "I HAV E NO FASMILY YOU ARE NO FAMILY! YOU AND THAT DOG AND THAT WICKED GIRL"
  • Otachi "accidentally" stabbed Ichigo with a sword.
  • THE SHIP WILL EXPLODE
  • Meanwhile Zakuro
  • "Yes! He said! I am Sebastian and I am the demon vampire buttlerr and there are more vampires here there is a vampire cook and a vampite cleaning maid and a vampire chef and a vampire dog and a vampire lamp1"
    • In hindsight, there's no reason he should've said there were any other vampires, considering Ciel killed them all 400 years ago.
  • "what do you want" ciel growed. She smiled and barred hias vanpires teethes.
  • The prince of vampricks was drunk from the blood of the dead drunk man.
  • ;ettuce slapped the beer from his hand "YOU NEED TO LISTEN TO ME" she said loud "SARAH NEEDS OUR HELP"
  • She mental squealed happily
  • Ichigo said "I don't need that" but the hospital required it so you do.
  • "I am he great alien Esee" she said and put arms on her hips.
  • It was not cute and attacked at the first person it saw. But that person was esse and she could only stare shocked because she didn't because it to go after her. And it bit her head and chewed and her body fell to thr ground where the pred went to finish gobble it up.
  • Ciel snorted and scoffed. "IWHO AM I?" he said. he was still drunk from bloos. "I am the king of the vampires...of ALL OF THE CAMPIRES!!
  • Otachi saw Ciel. he was on the floor, lying down and barfing up blodd. It was gross, but thats how vampires get when they are durnk.
  • I NEED A DRINK!
  • "otachi...do you lick anyone?"
  • She cried into her hankycheif and was by herself.
  • It was like futal Japan!
  • A miko was there. he was old and had a long moustache and traditional clothes.
  • The blonds of time
  • "there is going to be good weedding the spider god lord of the temple found him a beutiful bride and magic to make him never defeated!" "OH NO THE MAGIC" said O Tachi
  • spider said "ow" but had no time for ow. the spider jumped away and spat out web his butt. and otach was caught up in tangles "NO I MUST DEFEAT SPIDER GOOD LET ME THROUGH BAD GUARD SPIDER."
  • "tyou eill never never get thought" said guard Spuder.
  • and he was a scream.
  • Otachi got angry. Not mint! Not spider! Not now!
  • "LET ME GO CREEP YSPIDER GUARD I HAVE NO MONEY" she said loudly
  • "TACHI I KNEW YOU WOULD SCOME!!" said mint y happy and the spiders said "WHY YELL" and realized it was otachi!!
  • and spider God jumped at him with his poison fag.
  • Lettyuce woke up in the blood. It was a blood filled lake. She was covered in bloody blood and it turned her green hair red and clothes red with blood. She didmt know where she was but it wasblood lake. She got up and wiped he hair off with a towel but her clothes wre all white now so she couldn't unwhite
  • Lettuce was applaud.
  • But lettuce wasn't thinking about marry. She was thinking about angry
  • Lettuce said after ledduce read chapter and said "oh I see" and was sad for ciel. Then she said "the writer cant spell lol" (I know my writings really bad I never chexk my spellinf XD just making fun of myself)
  • Ciel overheasrd and glared at the man. "how dare you call lettuce a bar wench you hussy" said ciel with anger. He put his fist up and glared and baed his teeth vampire tteeth. "do you know who I a, do you know where I will tell you I am. I am cielbloodhaven, the I am tge king of all of the vampires. I became king by killing my father and I will not think of killing you for insulting lovely lettuce. She is better than you ever be ever be and she was my friend and I believe in me even thoughI do not do well. I will kill anyone. I she sees not for nme who I drink too much and it is a good thing but she does see me for who I am and rhat is the king of vampires and I will assert myself as king against trhose who get in mmy way or the way of the way I love I love way. Do not underestimate may. You see I will kill you and youtr family I think nothing of it I am an anger violent. Breathe to get strength that's what I do. Andyour species shall bow before vampires the king and for they lettuce you shall be vampire with me as my vampire queen with me one ay Ill change you. When you sleep but that's when later time Im not worthy of you lettuce but I will make better Im notalways alchohol I am so I killed my father and my mother knows me no more. She doesn kniw me but mothers inception for child will not go wanting. Lettuceyou are similar to my mother you do not love me. But you know not my name. this man shall not insult you however I could not protect my mother but I shall protect you. And as I witness from god to say this now. I shall kill all the werewolves! And king of what I am shall reign. Andthis is how its to be of my new rule of desert innocence. Listen here you, for this is plainly what I m saying. Do not insult pudding or I will rip your throat opewn and carry your gullet out and your blood shall spray in rain on your family and Ill kill them to. So you shit your mouth your rips will be lipped off and I shall eat them and eat your carcass and hgullet and who is the freak now? It is you and not her she is nothing but good. Do yu under stand me? Do you? Do you? Do you? Do yo?"
    • Bartender said "calm down get off the tble"


Chapters 31-40

  • Mint looked uneasy and odd and was quiet was she still upset about the spider food?
  • The big army man was riding and animal, it must be a man eating anima;. Otachi recognized it as a giraffe. It was large and grey and had tusks that were sharpened. Mint got scared when it blew air from its trunk and screamed.
  • "at what?" asked ichigo, I'll tell you. it was a circus
  • they dissapered in to the bright light!! BRIGHT LIGHT! it was blinding!
  • ZAkruo was hurting, she hit her arm aon a rocky rock.
  • It was loud, there was pigs outside and drunk pepe and fat woomen and I think they were prostitutes and it was fuill of alchohol and rum and pirates!
  • Pirateys!
  • "sorry miss poppet, I was just tellin' the truth aint no lies here." Ichigo sighed.
  • Mint sigh. "im not from this time otavchi-coon"
  • He did not like this sad mint
  • Meanwhile in the other past.
  • "we need to make out move now" said zakuro "right" said ichigo
    • Imagine if "out" wasn't meant to be "our", and a comma came before "move now".
  • Zakuro moved the other pirates off the ship and place them on the ground and they were ready to go
  • "that sounds good to me" said ichigo and they unparked the ship from the dick and started sailing
  • "I will hold on to ichigo" jack laughed and held ichigo "oh boy" said ichigo
  • "if you hurt her at all I will hesitate to kill you" said zakuro
  • A whale bleeted and spat water at them
  • Zakuro speeding up their ship.. shouldn't it be wind-powered?
  • "don't worry" because bob the hamster was steering the ship. He was good captain and pilot. He could steer well because super powers. Yes. Ham ham shipwreck
  • "don't tell me what my hamster can do"
  • Everyone was still they heard the distant cry of a whale. And zakuro rolled her eyes and said "it iss just a whale" If only she had her harpoon
  • Captain Jack Sparrow's OOC speech patterns are hilarious:
    • "oh what are yall doin here!"
    • "Dude! That's me hair!"
    • really though I want the black pearl." said Jack.
    • "and I will let yall use me compase"
    • "ill let ye touch the compass for now to know where to go but it is mine something in return to be needed from you zakuro" said jack
    • "yo that's not a problem miss"
    • "oh what how dud you get here man" said jack
    • "no this is impossib;e. this isn't righteous" said jack
    • Jack said "old man we need to get off this island yo arr"
    • "the oceans full of water man"
    • Captainjack said "what did I do dude?"
    • "yo that we need to get to the isalnd man oh thats rich"
    • "man what is that?" asked jackj
    • He looked at her sultry and said "I will see you again savvy some day. Ive been wanted to tdo that for a while man"
  • "WHO IS IN MY CAVE?" it shouted.
  • "my bro ther tieu was died!"
  • He did not like this sad mint
  • Ragetty was afraid so his eye fell out and ichigo said ew and they put it back in.
  • Ragetty missed penpal.
    • The author then says in the comment section of the chapter, "I meant to say pintel not penpal lol", which meant he clearly looked at it at least a bit, but entirely missed another slip-up.
  • Bob the hamster shoured "QUICK GRAB THE ROPES. THERES SOMETHING HAPPENS"
  • Ichigo screamed "WHAT IS THAT TALKING IT IS AN OCTOPUS"
  • Squidward raised his claw and said "im not a cuddlefish" and everyone laughed at him
  • Later and by early I mean in the past where lettuce and ciel are
  • He was a good cook like long john sliver. He was part of the crew too helping them. He had hard time getting around because of cyborg leg.
  • I AM NOT A PIRATE.
    • I AM NOT A VAMPIRATE.
  • Bloodstreak fapped his wings and started to fly off, he screached
  • No that can't be! thought Ciel. "I KILLED HIM!" pigeon and stocking
  • NO TIME FOR PARTY.
  • "my butt itches" said Davy Jones and scratched with crab claw and screamed because crab claw hurt and everyone laughed LOL
  • It was many day for training… mint leanred the fencing with pirates and ichigo did toom.
  • Mint knew why thought mint.
  • So they sailed through mexico. On the rivers not the land
  • ....And it was...Optimus Prime!
  • Lady mustery.
  • They were all confused about lady mysterys mystery. Why was this woman so mysterious?
  • The air that whispers with the wind.


Chapters 41-50

  • Here is my legs of how it went.
  • Ichigo sex was dead and there was nothing we could do but attend the funerel.
  • She ewas good and they both prepare to work in the vcafe with to listen to girls to find out who the other mew mews are because am lost track of them.
  • Lettuce And they . took to fight her and trained her to become good and so lettuce is on our team.
  • So now they are in the past. Pudding didn't go because she has school and has to take care of her sister heicha who is secretly coco and all the other bothers and sisters and brothers." Pudding looked suprosed. "heicha is coco?" she said "desu?" Ryou gasped. "no that was ajoke" and he flustered. "I think I will review the rest of my logs in private!" and he ran off
  • Chapter 41: a cat of a suprise
  • SHUT UP PAI
  • But when we finally returned we found the humans wre destroying the whole planet with their hips.
  • All of the dinosaur puns, as terrible as they are, probably qualify, as well.
  • Unintentionally so, but chapter 42's sudden lapse into nothing more than "student student student student Otachi Ichigo student student student" had me laughing.
  • "I am mew ichigo" said ichigo. "not your friend zoey hanson"
    • He also NEVER calls her Zoey Hanson.
  • He took out a bottle and a bird.
  • Ichigo's dress is lazy and Ichigo herself is strapless.
  • Suddenly the alien jumped at the crowd and grabbed a little boy. The little girl screamed and was scared as it pulled the boyunder the water
  • she turned into a mermaid tail.
  • Meanwhile with kish was pie was unhappy tree.
  • But kish touched pai's stomach and then he said "because of yu O am no longer inder house arrest so I am happy and I can go out with ichigo"
    • Why his stomach?!
  • "I have a new plan" said kish "its called moth plan" and they thought it was good. Camera fade out
    • I'm guessing he's aware of the Youtube parody, then.
    • Well, no wonder. Everybody links him to it. Oddly enough, he keeps saying that he doesn't have Youtube, so he can't watch it.
  • Ciel said "that's kinky"
  • "hukmans are so weird and predictable. I like sears. They get stronger everytime we fight them like pokemon lol"
  • Tart said "when oh when will deep blue the master of blue wake up for us to ?"
  • "we better hurry" said zakuro "because the line atr red lobster is long" "I love the biscits" said pudding ecause she was there too
    • So zakuro and pudding went off to red lobster leaving mint and ichigo and ciel and lettuce and not them. They were too busty at the red lobster (I love getting the popcorn shrimp. It is really good with ketchup. I also like butter. Ui want to go to red lobster now. Aybe I should go with my mom or danri soon lol ITS AWESOME XD its my second fave resteraunty next to hibachi grill (hibachi otachi))
  • Aoyama saisd "hi" and ciel blushed and said "what?"
  • Cirl and ichigo and otachi all went on a date. I mean Masaya otachi was at the detn ist,
  • Masaya handed bag to ciel and said "your pretty strong haha" and ciel looked away and said "whateber" IT WAS EMBARASSING!
  • "dates are stupid" he said but he thought idly of a date with lettuce and it made him smile a little and Masaya said "why are you smiling" and he said "NOT BECAUSE OF YOU"
  • Ciel said "I didn't do it to help you. Its not like were friends or anything"
  • he looked out the window and saw Masaya hgugging lettuce HOW DARE THEY HUG!? Ciel got angry and started making angry noises
  • Tony, who looks like Peter Griffin
  • Ciekl said "oh god we are not on a date so you better go find your real date cuz this isn't going to work" ciel was angry mad and did not like situation and he felt weird
  • Ciel wasn't was.
  • Ciel: "...I rip off people faces and eat them. Girls don't do that tony."
  • Tony was a noodle and Ciel was lettuce.
    • Anybody else's gaydar going off whenever Tony comes in? Oh, nevermind. Agreeable Dragon semi-confirmed in it his next fanfic, Snowy Day. Dear God. This can't turn out well....
  • It was a day like no other day. It was today.
  • "What bahs don't meow"
  • Tony "handed Ciel Orange Jews"
  • The sudden derail where the fanfiction goes from actual story to "here's all the ages of my characters". Going by the list, Bob is 16. All of the Mew Mews are a lot older than they were in the source material, as well.
  • "Support japan" said ciel
  • And ciel said "why do you keep askimg me questions I obiousdly do not know" and ate the sun chips
  • Tony was zoom and zoom on the mew action mew.
  • "even though one be missing of us with ichigo we are still a good team without her and we are cookng" Mint Said "that's right I am a French chef" and threw and explosive bagette at the moth
  • "pudding" said lettuce "you are fish with gill cannot breathe poison go kill moth"
  • It was hair and not fun and ciel was ciel
  • Ciel would like to remind the readers that HE IS THE KING OF ALL THE VAMPIRES
  • "lets fight for the future of Tokyo and the plant girls"
  • laughing and giggle time.
  • Ciel growled and ate the sun.
  • "Have a nice day." "Don't tell me what to do."
  • Otachi hugged Masaya.
    • "I will protect you from the train."
  • "But ichio is making me question my royalty."
  • "I love aquariums" said mint
    • The placement of that one is what really makes it funny.
  • Mint shot her arrow as best as she could to blast the wall down and water poured out of the room and so did the people who left through the hole instead of drowning.
  • Mint was falling 50 stories to her death.
    • Oh no, if only she had wings! Oh wait.
  • Big D reaffirming his pedophilia by commenting on how Mint's gotten bigger.
  • "We will all meet again someday mint but today you must live your life and fight the mew mews and be with otachi and your friends."
  • "thank you" said mint "big d was born to protect me" "ok" said otachi
  • she put on her apron and pet monkey
  • She looked at her wallet and saw the extra monkey.
  • Pudding wanting a new Toyota despite being 12 years old.. not to mention barely having enough money for ketchup and thinking she could get one.
  • Monkey didn't reply because it is a monkey.
  • the monkey said "pudding is in danger!" Zakuro looked at it questionably but don't know why it talk but nosw is not the time for that (lol XD)
    • Coco was a talking monkey and no one questioned that.. No one questioned Sir Pouncealot, Bob, or any of the other talking animals... And why did the monkey write with ketchup if it could talk?
  • Zakuro burst in and everyone else got out of bed and said "WHAT IS IT ZAKURO"
    • This is in the cafe, mind you.
  • "with ketchup sos monkey" shouted zakuro
  • And ryou said "you can hug your big brother?" and he smacked otachi playfully on the back side and otachi wiggled away uncomfortably
  • (yes lol. Justin bieber was a mew,. His animal was a beaver lol jk XD isn that cute. No)
  • Ciel said "I hate getting action with you tony!"
  • tart tied up tony andciel and pudding again in one big ropr
  • Pudding said "use our vampire powers ciel"
  • THE KING OF ALL THE VAMPONIES.
  • "shut up pudding"
  • And ciel said "I do not. I do not know her. I do not know that child"
  • It didn't work first but you kbow who helped them? Bieber came down and knaw through the rope because he is a beaver "thanks beaver" said ciel "no it is beiober" said beavcer and he hopped through the fence.
  • "you know it wouldn't hurt to have a little friend sometimes."
  • The birds were there to sing and learn.
  • Otachi said "me and mint are together now" Ciel said "wht do you want a medal or something?"
  • Otachi was his brother too but he didn't remember it because he was dumb.
  • and Honda said
    • And Honda said "_"
    • But what did tony want? Honda
  • Ciel threw his hands up and said "WHY IS EVERY BOY IN THIS CLASS TRYING TO TALK TO ME NOW I JUST WANT TO LEARN AND BE A STUDENT"
  • Ciel hit his head on metal poles on the roof because he was so frustrated.
  • He stpped and suddenly got nervous "get" he said and it was then he saw shadow.
  • DONT TELL ANYONE OR ILL RIP YOUR ARMS OFF AND BEAT YOU WITH THEM!
  • "i am hard for you" said Ciel sadly.
  • Ciel's eyes widen light hurt his eyepatch eypatch.
  • and Ciel ran off to Cafe but saw the Mews standing around at the elevator


Chapters 51-60

  • No, not today.......... Day
  • she handed him broom "brush the floor"
  • "you can come in but pretend to be a customer, you gotta buy something."
    • Yeah, PRETEND, but you gotta actually pay. Ryou's a dick.
  • tony was mad and his wallet hurt but he forked over the cents for a donut bert
  • lettuce followed but didnt. tony knocked on ciel and ciel answered
  • tony said "then we will go outside" and they went out the window
  • The constant references to what Kish was doing in chapter 51.
  • The anime. He wrote "anime" instead of "anima" three times in a row.
  • tony felt his fang
    • Is he.. feeling Ciel's fang, or his own..? And why?
  • the prince of the waspwolves
  • The fact that "Sarah needs our help" actually may have meant something.
  • you did well my young warrior
  • ciel said "what?" and his nose.
  • Altoh said "wen cats kiss people they become human"
    • Mew Cotton must have gotten a peck on the cheek in or something.
  • "Lets go to my hose"
  • Masaya raked off his clothes
  • Masaya "slept with cats a lot".
  • ENGLANDFD.dqw (lol sorry my cat walked on the keyboard xD)
  • Ciel being made to wear a skirt and pretend to be a teenage girl.
  • "I dont think he likes being a girl skirt"
  • Ciel ranting about his father, then suddenly ending on "I HATE SKIRT!" and punching the wall.
  • !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
  • and Ciel said "GET OFF MY FACE!"
  • "there's vampire movemtn in the city, maybe even here in the school I can sense it with my werewolf powers. also science computer data "
    • Well, Ciel's there.
  • The whole awkward scene with Winthorpe hitting on Ciel. This includes:
    • The wind causing Ciel to have an upskirt.
    • Winthorpe grinned and said "I am a gentleman I wouldn't look". But he did "you have such long legs"
    • "beautiful leg. Do you have a boyfriend ciel?" asked winthorpe
    • And winthorpe "ok cool. Don't worry lovely ciel I will win your heart"
  • And tony said "yes but I have a splinter"
  • And winthorpe said "she wont be for long tony. Count your chickens before they hatch. Im the most attractive boy at this school I have dated every girl at this school but none were as lovely a prize as beautiful cirel. She is the most beautiful girl I have ever seen"
    • All the girls in the all-boys school.
  • Ciel fell on the growned and just layed there like a lump. "I cant do this. I cant do this. Go away tony. This is too stupid tony. This is too stupid."
  • Ciel waved legs and arms and said "Im staying here forever"
  • Otachi, being as smooth as always, saying "I don't have a sister oh wait yes I do ciel is a girl hahahaha"
  • And winthorpe looked dramatic with flowers in background and sparkles and eyelashes. "I am simply head over heels in love with her"
    • And winthorpe said "of course I am sure. She is the most beautiful lily in the desert" and winthorpe twirl sparkle lips "she must be gay"
  • Otachi's whole reaction to the above lines is priceless:
    • Otachis eyes widened and he was like "WHAT?! But uh, that's uh, um, you don't…" and he felt uncomfortable and he didn't know what to say. "are you uh, are you sure?" he said
    • Otachi opened mouth to speak "um. Uh what do you.. uh.. want me to say?"
    • And otachi said "WHAT?!!!!!" and turned pale face "that cant uh. That's nt true" that" and he remembered tony and ciel and was like "oh my god" "uh" he said "um uh I have to go. I cant help you date my sister"
    • AJ said "your sister is really pretty" and otachi wasd like "OH GOD STOP SAYING THAT"
  • Otachi was relieved to have other in conversation because Honda and aj didn't want to talk. They never want to talk.
    • Aj was from mexico but that doesn't have anything to o with why he doesn't want to talk I just thought you should know
  • saaragaj
  • Chapter 56: back at the nome
  • The dogs barked and the sun shimmered like on the park.
  • Suddenly kish got hit in the head with a bullet and he looked around and "whos there?"
    • WHY IS HE NOT DEAD YET?!
  • Keiichirou's name seems to have become "Keichow" now.
  • But did you know who was there? I bet you don't.
  • And kichow did look out and he jumped away just in time. Justin time. Justin beiber
  • but was rescued by familiar smell.
  • "thanks for saving me from them. Aliens. Grrrrrg"
  • and mint looked and saw she bird wings and bird tail and cat ears and cat tail but no bird tail. And mint said "what us this?" And kichow said "since ichigo is gone we needed a cat in he party so we gave you her dna. It is only temporary mew mitty"
  • Mint remembered pirate ship. Good job
  • The description for chapter 56 just furthers my suspicions of the author having ADD. It consists of two paragraphs containing these sentences:
    • big d is the blue knight but I call it the big knight get it.
    • ...mint is taking ichigos place as the leader right now and ichigo because ichigo is still in ciels purse.
    • even though mint abd big d were once an official couple things dont stay with for long. when a mysterious man called the big knight appears himself to minyt, she gets mysterious from her past just so you know.
    • ................ and its almost christmas.
    • ubt is she ready to transform into a cat bird? would that be a bat lol?
    • mew waterfall do you remember when pudding was kidnapped and held hostage not with ciel but with moth it was tart remember? yes their friends now.
    • also their taking a cooking class with bob the master. be careful cutting the onions
  • Woo woo Power
  • Try to remember Sicle!
  • it was tall like a human being and Ciel felt not afraid and narrow eye was it his dad I dont know lets find out.
  • "what are you in the forrest all alone for? its dangerous like bears"
  • When Ciel says he can "handle anything", Winthorpe asks Ciel to "tell him about it"... And boy does he tell him.
    • "I can defend myself I have always been able to defend myself I dont need the help from friends or boyys or any other stupid person who thinks they need to protect me! Ive alones always known friendship is not magic friend ship is bpring and pointless except rarity. And I dont even like it! I dont need you help and I am not a damsel in distressing, I can fight and kill I've killed before I've killed many thousands of vmapires and my father and I've kill people in the past, too. I can dfend myself and my lettuce she is important to me so how dare you think I need anyone but myself and that's that so don't try any funny buisness in here Winthorpe. I dont need a man, so stop trying to hit on me it's weird I'm not interested I just want to find Sarah and get out of this stupid school and I can't do that if boys keep whistle and keep to think and for does my skirt. It's not the same as it was before and you just don't get it. I can't explain it without to a man like you when all you want to do is insist I need you when I don't need you all I need is myself and I've said all this before so I shouldn't have to repeat myself! Good Lord!"
  • "I don't know sarah and I am not sarah we don't know eachother!"
  • Ciel said ""its going to rain" and walked. Winthorpe can't swim
  • Mint was now a cat bird or bat.
    • Does Agreeable Dragon not know that a bat is a very real and different animal than a cat and a bird?
  • “Boy am I glad Im not didn’t graduation” and mint was unhappy face.
  • There were 5 animas each was a spider and a bear and a lion and gorilla and something else and they were defeated dead
  • Those goprgeous gutsy girls from café mew mew are back with a vengeance as they face their biggest challenge yet
  • "Kish’s words were true he was not delirious."
  • the mew aqua did his magic.
  • The fish were cleaned and the water sparkled.
  • Kish bleeding from the mouth when Zakuro punched him in the arm.
  • Kish sad “groovy serious look”
  • she broke the ropes and stabbed him in the head
    • Again, how is Kish still alive?
  • “HM”
  • “what a joke” said kish and he laughed because jokes are funny
  • ichigo appeared and said “sorry Im late I had a cat of business in ceils purse guys!@ I had to fly all the way from England!”
  • But he laughed and chuckle. Chuckle hut
  • Zakuro being Deep Blue. And worse, that alien rant she had way at the beginning of the story seems to be true.
  • "All alone everyday. Today too."
  • Extra skin my friends live in the walls I have read this to them all they listen but they never want to talk like Honda lol and the mirrors
  • Ciel randomly kicking Winthorpe's neck.
  • Winthorpe saw panties but ciel had sweatpants.
    • Who had the panties out of the three boys, and how did he see it?
  • And then the rain came down on the ground all around frown town. It made a sound get it?
  • tony almost forgot that winthorpe wast here because he started talking like this heres what he said:
  • The amazingly awkward exchange between Ciel and Winthorpe:0
    • Ciel said "WINTHORPE I CANNOT TAKE WHY DO YOU LIKE ME I AM VAMPIRE I KILL PEOPLE" "we can work on that" said winthorpe
    • "and I angry don't like you to touch me" said ciel. And winthorpe said "I can give you your personal space"
    • And ciel panic and say "I don't come from good family I have no money" And winthorpe said "that's ok I like to take care of you"
    • Ciel said "I am the king of the vampires" And winthorpe said "no ciel you are the queen smiley face"
    • And ciel shouted NO YOU IDIOT I AM A BOY" And winthorpe "its ok, nobodys perfect"
  • And tony said "but he I like him first hes my best friend!" And ciel said "WHAT" And tony said "best friend" and Honda said ":("
  • (somebody asked me why ciel attraxts all trhe men but it is becausre he is otachis brother and otachi attracts all the girls so ciel attacks all the men like ying and yang and magnets get it? I do. Egg sandwitch)
  • And tony said "so much for ladies man"
  • "sarah the banshee king"
  • And ciel angry red face and tony had to hold him back with palm tree. He and the rain got heavier and they heard the lightning people in the background
  • Tony felt ciel too
  • At least we still have dinky but were missing dinky lol. Did you know?
  • Cuiel gaspe surprised. Was it true? Yes
  • Winthorpe's first name being Sarah.
  • Ciel frowned and said "no"
  • The out-of-place "golden potato" comments.
  • In waterfalls pigtails lived two snails. They were named dinky and dinky. "I love you dinky" said waterfall
  • "WHATTATAST?"
  • (brb bathtime)
  • And dinky was on ciel's shoulder and said "ciel I think I don't know anything"
  • And everyone was quiet and nodded because they knew it was true and it was true
  • Otachi rolled his eyes and said "oh brother here we go again. Shark. Week."
  • And everyone looked to look at ciel. Ciel looked angry. He looked very angry. "why am I so quiet?" said ciel loud face snap snapper. "you know why Im quiet? Obviously not because you asked! Well here is the reason. Listen to me waterfall and listen to me otachi and winthorpe and stupid tony and sarah who is winthorpe. I traveled to England again with stupid stupid. I been no alchohol because no alcohol is in school today. I am not with alcohol and lettuce is away in Tokyo with the aliens I cant protect her here. And I come here in skirt and face and I do all this for one thing. It is to find sarah to help to find father to KILL HIM vampires werewolf. And you know what I find? I find that sarah is winthorpe stupid winthorpe whgo likes my skirt legs. And even after I say Im not a girl I am a boy I really am I know, he continues and also stupid father my father! Who is king of the vampires is out there. And all of the blood is there too! And if he's there Im not longer the king I am prince. And all I can think about is how I am wasting time as girl and otachi and how skirt and how I am away from lovely cabbage. And you people just keep being stupid and it makes my face hurt! And with today my fangs tremble because I learn of werewolves and banchsees and I think its going to be ok but its not ok. AND HERE IS WHT I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT. I HATE SKIRT. I HATE TONY. I HATE winthorpe SARAH OTACHI AND DINKY NO I LIKE DINKY. AND ALL OF THIS HAS HAPPENED TODAY REALLY QUICK FOR WITHERSPOON AND I NEED ALCOHOL I NEED A DRINK." And everyone was quiet at ciel
    • Otachi said "who is cabbage?" And ciel said "I MEANT LETTUCE" and he stormed out of the room.
  • And he looked at the picture of his dad that he painted on the wall.
  • Ciel frowned and he thought that normal people put pictures up of their cats or their girlfriends (sometimes both if your dateing ichigo lol) and pet snails and he remembered the roller coaster. It wouldn't have happened if it wasn't for him.
  • Otachi went to ciel in his bmw. Jk hes not that


Chapters 61-70

  • The entirety of chapter 61, considering the author was loopy from pain killers, but particularly:
    • Otachi said "he has been the kidnapped but the KING OF ALL THE VAMPORES."
    • and Tony hit him in the face with a frying pan and Tony saod "you idiot the vampire king wants you dead you dead why you dead you dead time"
    • O Tachi rolled eyes and the dogs barks outside the dog with snails.
    • it was a flux cospater, they much capture the flux capooter and then I type and Otachi knew it becuase Dinky told them that was imnportent.
    • and Ciel said "I will kill you again old man I will use my fangs" and he grabbed his shovel and my tooth hurts. accept I dont have it anymore. also there is a spider in the fire. all the skin.
    • ok calm down oliver write the story ok....Sorry lol I FEEL SO WEIRD XD XD XD XD
  • He thought about with when he can also live in his house, which is a castle, but why wasn't that the case it was not him home. Not really.
  • "What's wrong, my song?"
  • So he did and look defiant like starship trooper.
  • "i was never gone, i knew you were on a temper trantrum so i went low to lie low and all the vampires pretended to let you kill them. I revived them beacause i have the power, you would to if you let me train you so you van be proper vampire prince like you were meant to be."
    • So.. did they die or not? And oh, Ciel's just having a temper tantrum, let's let him think we're all dead and then pretend to be dead for 400 years while he goes crazy!
  • "the banschee King heir had been found to be Winthorpe Glass and the Werewolf prince who shall be crowned king next full moon is Tony Spamonie." "thats not his name" said Ciel.
    • Made funnier by the fact that his dad ignores him and just keeps talking.
  • dad was talking about lettuce btw
  • O Tachi was in front of class showing off his project it was a volcano life sixed and it was life sized and it worked.
  • This is a tricky crop and also ciel was brought home. Not his home but the school where his hpme was now on top. And also his fingernails were sore
  • The bloodhaven left a note that said "hey I kidnapped ciel and will make him kill everyone so don't stop us! HAHA!" and otachi said "what could this mean?" Waterfall looked at hom stupid and said "don't be stupid otachi-kun. It is plain obvious" and otachi felt embaroosed. Otachi said "right" but he didn't get it. Sorry
  • waterpie
  • So the students calmed down in single file and sat down and waited for otachu to protect them. And he did.
  • Ciel didn't want to help but he will play along. "williamn blondehaven I will not help you" he said
  • Ciel and his father had a rant fight and it was amazing:
    • But bloodhaven took to ciel and wrote a note (Note that they were standing right next to each other, why did he write a note?)
    • "I will revive her memories but not the vampire memories and I will put them in your body."
    • "Dontr you get it? You don't get it. I get it. Don't. yes. And also hungry for blood of the innocent deserted people and he werewolves and the bus will not come today so don't gewt on it. be careful my daughter because you see if you betray me I will kill you and winthorpe is sarah."
    • "listen you" said ciel. "hold on I just had a snack and I need a drink. A drink of your blood. And im going to kill you. My pain is stuck in my chewst ok that's why I stopped drinking the blood and the alchohol."
    • "The bear is on the other foot! And dinky is here too and dinky believes In you!"
    • And dinky said "he has a point" And ciel said "shut up dinky Im not done talking. And my calves"
    • "Also she was not innocent she would not accept uus for who we were, she hates you because you vampire and my chapstick. Also dinky. I will steal dinky and becausehe is the brains of this operation but we needd to steal the dinkys"
    • And ciel said "don't you dare steal blinky" and ciel bloodhaven said "shut up dinky" And William said "don't look at the circles" (Note that Dinky didn't say anything that time)
    • "Also I remember mom I am father her."
  • "Tommy is the werewolf king right?" And ciel got mad and yelled "NO YOU STUPID EDIOT IT IS TONY" because tony
  • Dad bloodhaven
  • Mew vananan cake said "yes we must!" and she shit her arrows at the vampires and they died in light
    • That's also not her attack.
  • And mew blue said "hi will help" and shot them too with a blast. Her name is mew pumpkin sorry
  • And mew waterfall said "FOR THE FUTRURE OF THE EARTH WE WILL PUNISH YOU" and punished them. They were grounded lol not really but they were killed
  • One vampire attacked them and said "you must" but otachu pinched him and he was defeated.
  • So they went down the cellar. It was a tombstone grave on the ground. Wait I mean it was on the roof but it was still tombstone on school roof.
  • The moon was full and it looked huge like a grapefruit.
  • His neck was gashed open and t he blood was coming out of windpipe. Winthorpe windpipe lol
  • Suddenly ciel felt very afraid because of crazed look in dads eye. Only one.
  • ciel fell to his knees because suddenly terror fell to him and he couldmt think and he still had skirt on
  • Well he would know that
  • Tony slept between crying ciel and his dad.
  • William said "well well well if it isn't tony balony macaroni and cheese" and ciel said "that's not his name"
  • And he sliced and diced and the fingers came off like sausages which I want for breakfast
  • Honda stabbing a vampire in the back of the head and killing her to save Otachi, then just giving a thumbs up and walking away to kill more vampires.
  • "you git my back and I got your Honda"
  • And was taking ythe vamps but he didn't know he needed to steak them lol :)I want steak Honda was excellent because he used to spar with karate fu with steak and tonyt
  • Ciel screaming "WHY DADDY" was funny, sad, and really creepy.
  • ...what was causing ciel to be like this? Nebraska
  • the sky was dark like marshmallow. And mint said "what are we I said to going to me store?"
  • "I hope that ciel and otachi and the others are doing ok" said ryou. Just kidding he doesn't care about ciel "I hate them all"
  • Chapter 66 basically being a complaint box for the characters, not to mention Filler.
    • "oh my neck is sore" said ichigo... Also shes human and limping because her neck hurts
    • "this water is too cold" said lettuce as she drank the water in the café. She knew that the cold water meant a bad omen
    • "an my head hurts kiki" said kiki "I hit it on the cash breshister"
    • "and my toe skin was scarped off from tripping during alien" said mew orange sherbert.
  • "Im so sorry" said relevant
  • Justin beiber fever. And lol
  • And kiki said "don't forget it" anyway they had regular cagfe day but the café was closed so they all just sat inside and talked about how they were feeliontg.
    • So I guess a regular cafe day is just.. being closed and sitting around talking?
  • "I just got an email from o tachi and all the vampires and bancshees and englands are having a big werewolf fight in England"
  • She was worried about ciel and otachi but mostly otachi because she had a crush on him And the girls
  • The only remotely interesting thing in chapter 66 is a single sentence, and ends the chapter: "Also zakuro blew up a building and painted with the ashes."
  • He prepared his foot with tony and tony was scared
  • "I will not die hewre you cant kill me otachi" and he jumped at me and ciel and tony.
  • He looked at wionthorpe and tony and said "we have lust"
  • Ill tell you it was that he had a crossbow in him
  • "ciel im sorry we could save them"
  • "you saw it happen" said dinky
  • "I can get you there" said a mysterious voice. It was winthorpe
    • Made funny by the fact that he was already participating in the conversation before this line.
  • "most likely" said baboon
  • The sudden inclusion of this "Ralph" character that we're told nothing about.
  • Ciel gabbed the harpoon and gave it to dinky. "you will need this" he said and dinky said "but I diont know how to use a harpoon" but it was too late
  • no one liked ralph because he was looked like voldemort but that woul;d have to do for now.
  • "this is the door" said the door
  • The stallion was nightmare night the stalone. he came back with weapons from the underworld and watched the gate to protect it from ythe gate people. And he had black wings and was brazilian.
  • "HEY SELENA GOMEZ FANS" said harry poptart get it and ciel potter
  • th cat hasd bat wings and a beak and lemons for eyes. they squeezed the lemon at you and it stung
  • The demon was evil too. That's why he liked the spagetty.
  • And the demon said "I lick evelopes but they are envelopes really evilopes get it? For a living but I am a demon" "and we will fight"
  • By the way this was the demons names: it was chuckie lol jk it was really pizterrios So chuckie put his swiord down to give otachi the disease and otachi didn't feel too well. He turned pale
  • and otachi couldn't hear him because his ears were burning. They were on fire
  • Waterfall ranting at Ciel... and he doesn't even respond to it.
  • so then the group kept walking and ciel decided to put that information into his book.
  • and otachi said "I feel better now guys" he hadthrown up his intestinesand put them back correctly
  • "the river of sticks" instead of "Styx".
  • "what kind of rittle?" asked mew watrerfall. She hated batman "I DON'T CARE" said the cat and he shot the lemon eyes
  • he grumbled and crossed his arm. Eyelashes, too…cape.
  • Watercall with her math.
  • Ciel said "there are one vampire/werewold/banship for every 4 human." As far as I know I think.
  • she grinned triumphant and pointed to lemon cat who was bow-legged and

waddling near the gate.

  • "what riddle" asked Otachi.
    • The fact that Ciel and Waterfall did all this math to solve a riddle and still got it wrong, yet Otachi (who wasn't even listening at all) got it right with one guess is hilarious in its own right.
  • "HOW DID YOU GET THE RIDDLE RIGHT NO I WAS SO CLOSE!!!!" screamed lemon cat and he exploded and opened the door.
  • Waterfall rolled eye.
  • i'm crying
  • Chapter 70: underworld snail
  • Ciel Fangirling over Hades.
  • The list of all of the snails in Waterfall's snail army.
  • "I haven't done anything" said toe and ciel agreed.
  • And the horse purred and liked the pet
  • "winthorpe the banshee queen"
  • And the hades said "you will climb mount everest just kidding I have tests for each of you"
    • "whast kind of test?" said the otachi. He didn't like tests
  • It was America where she was born back in her mative village of Indians.
  • Elecytricuity herts
  • Waterfall having all of the Dinky family answer the riddle with dumb answers despite the narrator saying Waterfall knew the answer.
    • Waterfall liked to knit because her hair and it made her think of a towel.
    • And kinky said "I like to say things" and shrinky said "someone find the oven to answer"
    • Slinky said "I fell down the stairs"
    • And sappy wrote to her in a novel "a wet dog"
    • And linky was "I will save the princess"
  • And otachi said "I cant look a gift horse in the mouth" and he took all the candy
    • But the lemon cat said "are you remember you are in trhe underworld otachi?" and otachi remembered and said "oh yeah" and he put the candy down. "what am I supposed to do evil sire lemonpot?" and the cat was annoye at the name but oh well
  • "the secret to the recipe" he said "is that you need to" he said "find the secret body of winthorpe"
  • Chi and the cat said "think of what is impotent to you"
  • And he remrembered the old toy box him and sir pouncealot used to play in with the laughs too. And he looked inside and there was winythorpe.
  • Hades said "you will have 5 riddles otachi the woof." ... "one for every limb of winthorpe"
  • Now it was just his head to eat
  • "no my lemons!" shouted hates. He loved them
  • And ciel said "no I will keep dinky and tony ok but you can have stupid winthorpe he likes my skirt and the leg I had."
  • And ciel said "I hate house" and he kicked the door off and went into get the tony balony and finish this up fast
  • And night night said "WHAT" but ciel said "giddey ip" and kicjed him sides and rode him up the stares to tonys room.
    • So he rode a big horse up the stairs of his old house.. to Tony's room.. in the same house...
  • Hades trolling Ciel about being his mentor (and ultimately taking the ever-mysterious Ralph under his wing).
  • And sebastioon said "I am crazy" and he was crazy it was trye and he spread the biscits out on the groubsd to step opn.


Chapters 71-80

  • At ceils house they all ate the tacos. It was soft taco night.
    • Otaco was otachi hadfun with his taco and ciel was cielbrero.
    • and tony was tortony get it. And he ate the poncho. It had lettuce andcheese and ketchup and beans and mint on it. Also bees. It stung ouch "I better go get a bandaid"
    • Waterfall was begetarian so she didn't eat taco. She ate the beans. Alsop her Mexican name is lupe and frijole. Waterfrijole. Also lupe is her middle name just so you know and she wore the sombrero
  • And Sebastian said "I have news of what happen while you were gone my baster."
  • "I did this to make it easier to rebuild the castle you see it was destroyed" he said.
    • "is the chessboard ok?" asked ciel
    • "and I had to rebuild the castle with my own hands. Also no the chessbioard was destroyed" said seb
    • "thank god" said ciel. He was chess champion
  • Sebastian "played the fiddle for everyone to enjoy" while they all ate tacos.
  • said otachi and he colored outside the lines. He had a coloring book "dammit" he said as he accidentally colored out. Just kidding otachi doesn't curse lol he said "hammit" and he his hand was shaky because disease
  • "its her name is jerrica Benton. She is trhe king and Justin. Also she is a hologram and is truly outrageous"
  • So they got into ceils batmobile because vampire lol and batman drove them. And they said "thanksfor the ride batman"
    • And bathman said 'no problem" and drove away. He drove them to England so you know. What a long ride back for batman. Its ok though he got rest stop and got arbys. Its good mood food : ) also he went to batmboile to plan how to with robin to defeat joker because joker was robbing a bank "what should we do batman?" askred robin. And batman said "its o crestin" and they brushed teeth and the joker exploded the bat cave and they got in gist fight and the spiders were everywhere and robin laid an egg lol
  • WI Nthorpe said "yes its horrible Im scared hold my hand ciel" and otachi held his hand
  • Her eyesd were a deep blue and dental like ocean. And gentle like hygiene
  • My arm is going numb
  • Woof Woof Power Chapters 72: Mamories
  • She had been on the planet for hundreds of years or was it thousands? She couldn't even remember. She came there thousands of years ago to and was abandon...
    • Glad he didn't leave us hangin' there.
  • Lady mistery was rambuntous flowers.
  • Lady mostery was quiet.
  • she said quiet, and sad, and bitter with the butter. Butter on my buisquits please!
  • She hadn't been called that name in so many years. So many. Many many.
  • After the Big Reveal that Zakuro (who is Deep Blue) was actually Ling and Lady Mystery was Nhu/Mint, we get an even greater reveal: Zakuro was also Sebastian the half-moon crab, half-vampire butler!
  • I knew. I nhu.
  • She lash out and punch the glass. oops it's in space dont do that zakuro!
  • She had experienced the betrayle of the human beans and the wasps.
  • Chapter 73 is quite possibly the most disturbing yet awkwardly funny chapters to date. The whole premise of the chapter is that Winthorpe has kidnapped and tied Ciel up and wants to make Ciel his bride because they were betrothed while still in the womb:
    • Winthorpe said "sorry I accidentally ripped your pants when I brought you in here so I changed you lol" "winthorpe you creep your lying!" said ciel flat face. And winthorpe said "yeah I am I just like your skirt."
    • "get out" said ciel with face
    • I am confused and winthorpe sad "your hair is so soft and dark l ike a ravens feather but Ive never youched one"
    • winthorpe said "you know ciel I knew you were boy all along." The thunder people told me. Ciel said "what."
    • Winthorpe said "yes you probab;y don't reemeber but you didn't live your entire childhoof with your mother. Your father took you for a little while because the court said so. Joint custody that's why you speak English accent instead of Japanese get it?" ... Winthiorpe said "your father erased you memories when your mom got court with full custody appeal and court appeal to erase memories with a WHITE OUT MARKER"
    • And winthorpe said "ciel you know. Qwhen before you were borm when you were in womb we were betrothed. But then you came out as a boy and they canceled the betrothel because you cant have a babby". Ciel said "lucky me."
    • "it was also fate that I was born a boy apparently" said ciel
    • said ciel with a rolling eye.
    • "so I will don't but I cant" said win. Ciel said "your not making any sense"
    • Ciel said "I NEED AN ADULT" and winthorpe said "I am an adult" and its kind of true said oliver
    • And ciel said "I did not stay single foir 500 years just to get molested by the king of the bagpipes named sarah!!" and winthorpe said "oh ciel-chan don't call me sarah you have to be punished" and he pinned ciel to the ground "oh my god" said ciel "Im just Im done Im going to die. Im done."
    • And ciel said "Im going to bite your face off!!!" "oh is that a promise kitty cat?" said winthorpe and ciel said "you are really creepy."
    • "WHAT" winthoepe yelled "ciel what he got that I don't got I will take care of you" And the ciel said "wow your doing such a good job."
    • "why" said ciel. "I try. I do what I can. I just I don't try to do nothing bad anymore. I just mind my own business. Why does this happen to me why cant I just be normal forst vampire then my father then men trying to make out with me. I just want to live at home with tea and drink dinkyt and its not even like I provoke people do I provoke people tony stupid tony" Anfd tony said "um"
  • And tony said "he was spy on aj you know. He wrote me a letter it said that he was suspis of aj becausre the forest and aj mentioned mew mews and he didn't like them. And that then he said and her magic the forest began usher riot break out I remember several."
  • Waterfall asks to see the letter, so Tony hands it to... Otachi?
  • Hey sat in the back and it made ciel carsick he get that way in the back of trhe bus that's why he don't ride it ok?
  • Otachi liked the round table it reminded him of kidney table but he didn't like those.
  • And while they discuss this stuff winthorpe touched ciels hair because he thoughti t was soft and pretty like babies and elephant ear mode.
  • And the tony said "it is possible for alien" but ciel said "hes not an alien will you just switch seats with me"
  • And winthorpe said "nooo your beautiful hair" and he sewed the hair back together. He took classes for it because expect this yto happen someday and ciels hair was back to normal and ciel groan at him too
  • and blacl beards agreed and fall asleep in the ocean
  • And he said "give me your boody" and attacked at otachi but otachi and ciel attacked and waterfall blasted her water bottle.
  • And a little hurt by ciels actions.
  • But ciel said "I don't hit people with glasses" so he took winthorpes glasses off the flask and punch him in the face and gave the back to his glasses.
  • Awkwardness ensues when Ciel (who is possessed) makes a joke: "what was wrong with the man with no left leg or left arm? Nothing HE WAS ALL RIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
  • letter the next day and I dunno I read your 10 year olds. nice. Ciel had been hew was at the bus stop and he had robbed the bank. Tony and winthorpe had just got off and they were ouyt of breath
  • "where did you get all that money?" "I stole it from a charity and now im going to go throw it over a bridge" said ciel gleefully
  • He thought anout it and decided to constant the werewolf society but he forgot the number. Oops
  • Meanwjhile ciel was on bridge and he threw a bag of money on some baby ducks in the water and killed tem like dantey. Winthorpe said "oh ciel chan this is so nice" nd ciel said "come here romeo!" and winthorpe didn't hesitate and he ran to ciel witj open arms and ciel pushed him 300 feet off the bridge and he laughed and walked off and used the last of the money to buy an ice cream cone abut he didn't eat it he just threw the ice cream cone at the vendor because he didn't need it and he threw tony at winthorpe
  • And tony looked at ciel with narrow eyes because he knew something was up. His reporter skills were coming in… the mail
  • winthorpe he was bleeding from the eye and got ciel punched him in the yee and there was glass ticking out of his forehead. Winthorpe glass lol
  • Ciel crosses arms and said "long hair is impractical and stupid. I look much better now mopre like a vampire prince like I am" Winthorpe said "don't you mean VAMPIRE PRINCE?!!!"
  • Winthorpe said "its weird one of my fingernails is long enough to finger the key"
  • Tony said "winthorpe can I talk to ciel for a moment in privates?"
  • "but" said winthorpe and tony said "winthorpe go sit in the car". Ciel stole the car. So winthorpe said "I have a right to be here Miranda" and ciel said "go sit in the car" Toasted miss piggy doll and the fork. "you do that tony" said winthorpe and he was rejected in the car and crossed arms and pouted in the back seat because tony had called shit gun.
  • Tony said "your not acting likre a vamnpire your acting like a jerk. By the way why are you carrying that stick around" And ciel smile and held stick out and tripped a roller blader.
  • winthorpe has stupid ponytail. Short hair is superior. Whats for supper? I hope its pork chips but with shake and bake oops sorry I thought this was an instant message indow lol XD and window spider
  • Tony felt cold suddenly like shouldve brought a jacket. Just who was standing there in front of him? Not stan Honda.
  • Ciel smiled and said "to be continued"
  • and miki had ribbon on his buns too
  • AJ finished his food and threw and eggroll at mickey no mickey dont eat it! you're a dog
  • meannwhile with Otachi had and he was somewhere I MEANT WINTHORPE Winthorpe was in the car
  • "hello this is winthorpe?" he said "mushi mushi"
  • suddenly she popped through the pone and was sitting next to him in the car. by the way banshees can do that.
  • Winthorpe, the brother, is named Sarah, while the sister is named Thomas.
  • The scene where Thomas starts driving the car, despite Winthorpe saying it's not his and it's stolen.
    • "WHAT" said thomas "YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OMG" and teary eyes she almost ran into the pedestrians lol
    • "PARK THE CAR" shouted winthorpe but she didn't! she drove all around on the sidewalk and buildings and people and cried
    • "Oh Sarah-chan I am so jealous why doesnt your big asister have a boyfriend this isn't fair I hate you ahhhfhfk!!!" and she stopped the car on the highway and said "hey does he have a brother?" and she relly parked in the park het it i do
    • "YES HE DOES JSUT STOP" and winthorpe was scared because thomas drove like maniac maniac cafe front shelf
  • "just clam down" said thomas
  • He searched ath all the floors of the school on the third floor he opened up chemistry lab AND WAS ATTACKED BY A BAT MAN but he killed it and it was okyy
  • And AJ grinned and said "WANT TO FIGHT HUH?" and he released killed bees "Be careful around bees!" screamed Mint because she recognized Honda to save her from tied up. Honda would be careful of the whole alphabet "what" said Mint
  • Kish manage he did to knock the cross bow out of Honda hand and it clatter clatter plater to the floor with loud.
  • "we should go find the others honda" said mint "right mint" said mint
  • Otachi frowned " we need tro find mint. What's going on? theres aliens and dark everywhere" "COOL" said Thomas
  • "Oh tony bony friendzoney don't be like that!" said Ciel
  • "what is it we are busy ciel! Must find mints and Hondas too"
  • And oyachi said "what" because ciel never calk him that. Not ever. Never today or a million years from now ot yesterday or never but now he did.
  • "WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR TONY COLOGNEY???"
  • And otachi took his wolfe sword out and said "then it is a draw" And ciel said "what" but otachi hit him in the face wih the back of sword.
    • Ciel/William might be an Audience Surrogate here, since what Otachi said made no sense in context.
  • "ow what was that for" said nosebleed. But otachi said "you cant be me ciel you are funny because I am me and you are you"
  • "he will die!" said pie who appeared. And he appeared with an anvil
  • And mint fought him and otachi too an they were in battle and Honda took to with his jalapeno I mean the um and crossbow sorry and joined im the fight.
  • And otachi remembered. They were brothers too and ciel still need to be there for his graduation because he promised :( and see world be good again after they help zakuro die
  • And bloodsteark said "I laugh" and he laugh
  • "Honda why didn't you tell us" said tony Snd Honda said nothing becayse Honda. That's why he say nothing before and tony said "that makes sense"
  • The fight over who gets to revive Ciel via kiss, and William Bloodhaven's ghost appears, says "I'LL DO IT", and kisses Tony instead.
  • And micky went up to ciel and licked him on the mouth. And waterfail and winthorpe look defeated because micky won. And ciel opened eyes and said "IT TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH A DOG HAD TO DO IT DO AM I NOT IMPORTANT?????!!!!!!"
  • and ryou said "now we will call the phone to tell zakuro we are ready to fight"
  • And he poked everyone and said in ghost voice "ooohhhhhhoohhh Im touching winthorpes forhead" And winthorpe said "why are you touch me?" And bloodhaven poked tony chest and said "I got your nose tony pie" And ciel said "that's not his name is doesn't rhyme"
  • And the dad William said "yes and I have a cramp" and he stopped touching ciel because cramp finger. And that was what happened
  • And lettuce said "I have a cute bikini" and winthorpe also did too
  • "whats wrong" said otachi and ryou said "while you were gone the dogs and aliens blew up the café and now its mostly a wreck and I love you"
  • Kiki was in summer school so zakuro would have to wait until the weekend. So everyone grabbed groom except witnthorpe and mint who sat on the table and said "we don't have to work and drink tea"
  • And then ciel instantly stopped smiling and snapped "I what" and stopped smiling "it wasn't because lettuce! Or you" And Masaya said "what about me"
  • Thomas said "no you don't you don't do anything!" and pushed winthorpe off the table
  • Winthorpe laid on the ground because concussion and Thomas used him as foot rest
  • And ryou said he was looking at the front of yhe café. Otachi said "whats wrong bro?" Micky said "its my birthday" Ryou said "were running low on oney for the café"
    • and otachi said "WHAT I thought we were rich!" "rich people" said mint
  • and ryou fell on otachi and otachi finished sweeping the floor. With ryous hair
  • After the café was clean the chapter ended. Ichigo said came in to the house and said "what is this ghost" and William bloodhaven said "I know yoyu. Just kidding" and ichigo said "Im afraif of ghosts"


Chapters 81-90

  • Chapter 81: wyho is the blue knight sleeping
  • The café was fixed now and it was delicious.
  • it was hard work because zakuro the deep blue master alien made it night until they fight and the penguin knew ittoo. And the queen if England didn't knight her its just because of aliens. So ichigo said "we must will fight her too today" and Masaya said "yes I agree" but he was not could fight with them. And where did Masaya come from?
  • and cie felt heart beat and thats how i found robin the boy wonder
  • and ciel felt hart break. The harps playd sad but oh well no actuakl harp player it was just ryou spitting to make the rain.
  • go potty with my dogs and then lettuce said "ciel are you ok?"
  • so lettuce walked to otachint and said "hey otachi-kun I like you" and otachi said "ok" and tey were dating
  • "My only family is brother otachi who is an idiot and he doesn't remember were family because he has brain retarded"
  • anyway they all it was a good day and they went to the store where everything was the joker murdered my parents on sale and they bought the oranges. Rge oranges were to power the mew mew helicopter
  • "ichigo built it" said otachi. And it was true but keiichow really did it because it was faster then the mew mew tank. So they drove the helicopter in the building. It was not batman related and they had fun. But now time for fun was over and they needed to call zakuro.
  • So they called zakuros evil space cell phone and it had glitter bats on it. Zakuro had a thousand minutes an a thousands texts every month because of her evil space pklan with a t and t. don't text while driviong said zakuro
  • "why"? said putting. She loved zakuro as big sister and sos monkey and her with zakuro had a good time at the farmers market on Saturdays but now no longer.
  • But zakuro dark eyes said "get out of my way" and appeared in front of them.
    • So.. she was on the phone with them, and then said "get out of my way", and went out of her way to appear in front of them. Seems counter-productive.
  • "zakuro this is bad! And my ankles hurt" said otachi. He fell on them when he jumped "ouch" he said
  • "we only have one choice left" said otachi. And everyone transformed too. But not me
  • "ok" said zakuro. Two feet in the same shoe
  • pai laughed "you are no match" he said and it might be true pie and your delicious
  • THE SKELETONS CAME OUT WITH THE SWORDS
  • And mint said "mint is right we will die so we must do this. WE SHOULD ALL GET OUR SCOOTERS" Rerrah and everyone agreed and so did ryou who drank all the soda today. that's why hes so FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT lol
  • Winthorpe tried to catch sister but got blasted ytoo and now they were uncociousf wih tony too and betty rubble.
  • "I WILL KILL YOU" and he charge zakuros cell phone at zakuro
  • It was electricity but he didn't react good. He reacted bad.
  • And Tokyo was destroyed. Instant too about three minutes. but what was the butterfly doing?
  • And tart said "you don't make any sense" and they didn't wear hats so it confused him. thanks
  • Ryou was arm bleweding but said 'this is nothing. I got you involved but you two. You must fight them and win. Only you mew mews an woof woof can do it! Earth chose you not coincident! Only you an save forest fires!" but he really said "only you can sae the planet! And face your destiny"
    • "but you chose us" said ichigo and "ryous right" said otachi and ryou punched ichigo in the face
  • And lettuce said "and her people. Im devoted earth is a woman?"
  • They could fly now with the elevator.
  • So they warped and got into the space ship because ryou used his machine. It was called an elevator
  • Do you remember England? So otachi and ichigo buffed up and used their power ups they had been saving them for this moment and it occurred there implant their weapon
  • Ichigo was pink staff with strawberry bell on the end and brains. Not on the weapon they were put's brain
  • Anyway kiki needed to fight with tart so she got out her gun. It was an ak 47. akasaka 47 and it was a bright yellow with bedazzles on i.t Probably because Im on a cell phone so they went to find and there was predosites. And put said "look out desu!" and shot the predes. But then otachi used the transmorgifier and now it is kiki forever
  • And they kicked the door down together and kiki died
  • They saw zakuro shitting on her alien throne. She was sit graceful and look down "oh it is you two. Three"
  • On the ground keiichow sent a message to ryou and he said "I found the last mew aquatica! And it is in the air above Tokyo" And ryou said "how did we miss that lol" and "I don't klnow but this is serious" said kei.
  • And there was big monster pedosite! Pie said "you cant go father"
  • But the other mews blocked thw attack and mint said "you two need to get fur"
  • it was a big blast and killed the pedo and hit pie and tart/ pie was on the ground in bloody mess and said "we are supposed to superior but human s are strange" and he died and I laughed at tiny alien boy.
    • Because blood and feet and I got all the edges of the puzzle but not the center. Its 500 pieces
  • They no energy and used it all to kill the aliens except energizer bunny he keeps going lol
  • And zakuro sAid "well well" and blasted her wells at him it
  • And kish said "I wont let you deep blue" and zakuro said "you dare defy me kish-chan?" because chan was for subordinate in this context
    • Kish said "there was a big cockroach in the other room. I got it outside using the Tupperware" and he attacked deep blue
  • Kish can survive getting shot in the head, shot in the chest, etc... But dies from a broken ankle.
  • Kish's death scene, which is hilariously awkward since he's delirious and thinks Otachi is Ichigo:
    • Kish said "bummer I was going to deep defeat master deep of the zakuro and have you kiss me to tell me I was a good person. I miss you ichigo missigo" And otachi said "what."
    • And kish lean against otachis chest and said "but I guess having you hold me is a great second choice" and otachi said "um ok I can go get ichigo if you want" but kish stopped talking
    • And then kish said "your chest is soft and warm" and otachi remembered ryou and helping him when he was sick and uit was not the same because kish was alien and creepy. "no ryou is creepy too" said otachi the snail king
    • Kish said "im lucky to hgave moment" and otachi said "ok itchy rabbit" and kish delirious said "whye ARE YU crying?" and otachi said "eyelashes but rim not crying??? O_o"
    • So kish grabbed otachis face said "let me tell you something good" Otachi said "I should go get ichigo"
    • But kish said "have my heir" and he kissed the otachi and otachi dropped kish on the ground and walked away
    • And then kish grab otachi and tripped him and said "hold on ichigo Im not done" and otachi said "I don't have time for this. Goodbye" and he felt for ciel and kish said "ok" and died
  • Chapter 84, which consists of about two sentences and makes no sense at all.
  • And she screamed because the kish her mionion was dead. Minion like in despianle me they were yellow like banana but she killed kish dolce and cabana banana. So many pigtails. And zakuro was mad and said "now its your turn everyone else" and everyone else said "oh no" and she fired her lazers
  • It was lazy bean and it made them not want to move because they were lazy now get it? So they all ran away and action happened. And action otachi
  • "how will we heal them?" said ichigo "I can help" said a voice. Everyone gasped. It was lady mystery and lady mystery walked away. They said "how will we help them?" but lady mystery had planted her mystery.
  • "how did you beat deep beat?" asked mint And big d said "I did it" and minty said "oh" but he didn't really
  • Ryou started a new village for now it was post apocalypse "ryou said we need to gather all the mew mews of the world so we can start a new world" and they all cried because all te humans are dead lol except for ryou and hes a jerk. Ryou survived using his science and after they cried for an hour ryou said "just kitting lets use the mew aqua" and they all SPIT ON HIM and e had gotten it from lady mystery and he used the mew aqua and everyone lived and earth was back to nprmal
  • Ciel said "this is the stupidest thing Ive ever seen in my life. How did you guys win I don't get it?" And ichigo said "youll never understand if you don't understand friendship"
  • So they went to ichigos house. And ichigo said "what are you guys doing in my house?" and ichigos mom said "why are there two ichigos!" AND ICHIRAGETTY SAID "go tro bed mom" so ichigos mom went to sleep on ragetty
  • and the mew mew helicopter was at the car mechanic ship to in the junkyard. otaci said "I feel better now that tokyo is healed and my disease is gone" but it wasnt
  • and winthorpe sat next to him and said "hey ciel do you want to play the rape game?" said winthorpe "no" said ciel and winthorpe said "good start" and he rub hand on ciels neck.
    • That's so Out of Character for the author. And then there's this one: "ciel can i interest you in a 68?" said winthorpe "probably not but whats that?" said ciel with feel of regretting question and winthorpe sasid "you go down on me and I owe you one"
  • and ciel said "stop" but didnt and winthorpe didnt because he knew ciel sad so ciel didnt do anything and no one had a mohawk today. sometimes micky had a mohawk but it wasnt important today so he decided against it even though he had too much leftover hair gel from the fight.
  • and tiberius the customer sid "where is my order" but lettuce dropped it on him. "ah" he said and was hit in the face with a chocolate and he got angry mad and said "GET OFF MY CASE I DIDNT THIS ISNT WANT I CAME HERE FOR I CAME TO BE A CUSTOMER SO GOOD DAY" and he walked away. lettuce cried about it but I dont care
  • and lettuce didnt like him anymore. I mean ever because she never liked his bananas either. he had a banana orchard but it got destroyed by lettuce
  • Tony trying to make Ciel feel better by hugging him and then reminding him that he, Winthorpe Otachi, and the Mew Mews are his friends, and that his father is probably haunting him to spend time with him... and his dad just shrugs and says "eh".
  • pudding said "we have new cash register! desu give me the monrey" and ryou hit her wioth the cash register. and the aliens wre in the cash register and they came out and sat down at tbhe tanble
  • and tart and pudding ran to play the video game. it ewas fallout 3 but it was bad rating for their age no dont play it!! said lettuce but they did and there was nothing lettuce could do and it was ryous playstation 3 I mean xbox maybe wii? I dont know but lettuce lost this battle it was an uphill battle and download the mountain the end. I have another kitty in my house now her name is baby katie)
  • and kish said "ichigobe happy ok?" and ichigop said "ok ill think about it" and that was that. I got the last one but their heads are not the right color.
  • "dont be stupid! what is it ryou? wheres the clearance section I mean disturbance?"
  • "my knee" said winfart. "my knee is hurt" "what do you want me to do about it?" said ciel "kiss it" said winthorpe. "kiss my knee. do it"
    • ciel said "what? no" and winthotrpe said "kiss my knee" and ciel said "only if you kiss my a" and tony interupt said "ciel why dont you come over asway from winthorpe" and they left winthorpe in the middle of the road and he coudnt follow them because his knee was broken. so he stayed there for the rest of the episode
    • The author comment on that chapter (which pretty much consisted mostly of the above) said "I hope he breaks both of his knees :)".
  • And ciel said "darn it must be my pirate fathers genes coming in because hes pirate" Otachi said "but pirates don't wear jeans" and everyone bonked him on the head especially ciel he bonked him on the head and ryou bonked him on the hbutt and otachi bled
  • "not like really boyfriend" said winthorpe and he ciel said "what?"
    • Note that what Winthorpe said was completely unrelated to the conversation at hand.
  • And otachi said "everyone get on the plane" so he pushed everyone on to the plane. This is heres who was on the plane: everyone
  • [Thomas] was stuck in the motor it was painful but ghost so everyone laughed and replaced her with winthorpe because less cruel and winthorpe said "hey my sister is outside" and everyone ignored him And discharge it was the day. Don't you remember anything I tell you? Dantey doesn't tell me to repeat it because ive written it this chapter already before I even post it
  • Clear throat said otachi "thanks for asking" "but I didn't ask" said oliver and everyone said "oliver get off of the plane" so I did. It was a sad day for me
  • "I will lead the way. Follow me mews" so they followed me mews
  • "and evil demen" said ciel without eyepatch "where is my eyepatch anyway" and he looked around but nobody could tell him. Actually they knew but they hatd him so they didn't say anything. Just kitting only ryou hated him and only ryou knew. Tony loved him but don't tell it's a secret! Winthorpe loved him that wasn't a secret because winthorpes creepy.
  • Mew sparkle said "I am mew sparkle" and she let her sparkle at them and it was beautiful mint was jealous from beauty. I hope my daughter looks like her.
  • So mew and aliens all will the light with each page of people latest science fiction technology. And mew m9idnight introced herself "I am mew midnight and come to my house at midnight just kidding don't im sleeping"
  • Chapter 90: my boss is so confused
  • "why do we need to go find them?" asked jenifer
    • If you don't get it, Jenifer is not a character in WWP, and the name was only written that one time.
  • "the spider god is trying to live in villa it is not good I don't like it" said mew guardian
  • And winthorpe said "ill protect me too im creepy scary pervy too were the same spider" and ciel said "yes. You are winthorpe"
  • And theyh took the cards "you three" and she pointefd to whatever the chapters about. Mew guargoyle said "you go first" and pointed to otachi and waterfall and otachi said "I will do my best to gelp" and he picked the card and the card said a picture of autobot mew mew "ok" said otachi and applied the lip balm. Yes.
  • otachi said "I don't know I don't remember" and waterfall said "WHAT" and oywachi said "my memory isn't as good as it used to be" And waterfall said "what did it used to be like?" and otachi said "I don't remember" so ryou said "I guess we have to search everywhere" so they searched everywhere
  • Waterfall said "autobot mew mew don't live in he same realm we live in so they protect the whole world from this tower except canada" Ryou hated Canada that's why he didn't bring it back from the mew aqua. Poor Canadians they were American now so America didn't have a hat anyumore. Thank god it still had pants thanks mexico :)
  • Mew wheel said "mew guarfdian told me someone was coming to take our powers are you the mews?" And ryou said "im the mews"
  • otachi said "yay" and jumped inside and bellyflop and rolled on the ground happy. Waterfall and wheel jumped just walked over him
  • Mew wheel said "I will introduce you to the mews but first there is evil happening. But first you must answer a riddle" "no" said ryou
  • Mew a c said "rgfdrgxhf" because she cant talk so good yet shes still learning. Thy took her powers and put her in the lamp I don't know if she agreed or not she cant talk
  • Mew motor said "I am happy to assist the princess mew guardian" and blood was everywhere as she liked nine inch nails. Not nine centimeterws though and nine tonails lol. She didn't have toenails tony shes a robot. Tony nails
  • Otachi saw the next mew mew was mew bot. and mew bots real name was phillip just kidding but her parents were robots and she could say all the presidents in order. "wana hear?" she said "Washington adamas Jefferson Lincoln madison Monroe adams mada,m curey" and ryou said "OH MY GOD" and threw the lamp at her and she was sucked in
  • "say hi to adam sandler for me" Whoops I meant to say um uh fuck robin Williams.
  • Ryou said "ew I hate the girls otachi help" but otaci was too busy looking at the new mew mew. "huh" said otachi
  • they traveledthrough the jungle to get back to the plane because they didn't pick them up. "you gus are jerks" aid ryou and went inside to play the sims "no one bother me" TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE.
  • "I guess I will review this in provate. Nobody knock on my door its private!" said ryou And otachi said "ok bro" and ryou said "you can bother me otaci but NO ONE ELSE" an he went into the planes bedroom.


Chapters 91-100

  • "it is a good day" said ichog "why" said ciel? And ichog said "because it is sunny and war,m and my friend is toe"
  • masayas said " if you vampire then how come you can breathe in the sun?" said. ichigo said "what oh. I haven't didn't thought of that" and she wanted to know too. It was a big deal for ichigo. Queen of pain ew the face is ripping. So ciel said "that is easy." And that was how the conversation ended. Lets go to walmart said Masaya but he cant yet because important mission
  • "what is the problemo?" asked otachi and he took his wolfe sword and threw it over there because brain hurt. "shes going coocoo!" said mew bark the I mean mew ahcrunch "you silly" said Masaya "yes yous a silly you coocoo" and mew crunch agreed. "why aren't you helping" said ciel. So they did
  • "what is with the beak" said ciel "stop it she cant help it" said ichog.
  • Next was mew sunflower. "I am mew sanswitch" she said. She animal was a sunflorewr.
    • Three obvious problems here: Is she Mew Sunflower or Mew Sandwitch/Sanswitch? Why is Sandwich spelled wrong? Why does he think a sunflower is an animal? He even calls her "mew sunsandwitch" a bit later.
  • After the Country Mew Mews fight Otachi, Ichigo and Ciel on the grounds that they don't believe they're the real Mews (and they think Ciel is an evil vampire named Vlad), Ciel quickly beats them and claims that if he were evil, he'd have killed them already. They instantly decide that's true, and then this happens with no questions asked:
    • "its ok" said otachi "but we need your powers to defeast the spider god" "ok" said mew walnut. She went inside the lamp.
  • The name Vladimir Darkness Disaster, who seems to be the new Big Bad.
  • The chapter summary at the beginning of chapter 92. Why is it there?
  • Dad Bloodhaven said "oh son why are you so sensitive" "SHUT UP DEAD PERSON:" said the Ciel and he kicked the ghost.
  • Ragetty said "Look over there!" and pointed over there. It looked like a hut! or a pole. idk
  • Vlad summoning a yeti, riding on it, and "sneaking up" behind Ciel, Waterfall, and Ragetty. How could he possibly sneak up on them on a yeti's back in Antarctica?
  • "Ahhhh" screamed waterfall and she kicked Vlad in the face "MY BEAUTIFUL! FACE!" screamed Vlad "YOU WILL PAY YOU WENCH THIS IS NOT DARLING!" and the yeti exploded and Vlad looked angry and dissapared.
  • And from a distance, Vladimir watched bur they couldn't see him. Asnd he wasn't there so they walked on to look
  • And dad bloodenhave behaved and said "ciel I think it is time for the talk". "you are going tgo tell me about vlad now?" said ciel and dad boodhaven said "no it is about puberty you see when all young girls like you grow up they go throygh changes" And ciel scream "I HATE YOU I AM NOT A GIRL" and kicked him daddy in the fdace and William bloodhave was hurt by his actions and said "you could have fooled me with the friends and action tony Michael"
  • "what are yuou guys doing" said waterfall? And ragetty said "DO NOT QUESTION THE CAOTAIN OR HELL THROW US OVERBOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!" But watrerfal said "what"?
  • "I am the leader of Americas mew mews mew waterfall mew mew!" said mew. Waterfall "this is ragetty and this is ciel bloodhaven don't tell him I don't have cryush on him anymore". "what" said mew pokar and ciel. And waterfall
  • "ok" said mew polar and she hopped into the lamp and said "kill the spider god good time! He hurt my sisyter mint just kitting shes not my sister lol" and ciel pushed her into the lamp and they teleported bac to the dungeon I mean the plane ryous dungeon sometimes its for the foes and bats and the dirt time.
  • And Keiichow said "its really hard to run a café without any waitresses or managers!" and ryou said "got to go otachis on the line" and keiichow said "no he isn't" but ryou hung up too late and he disconnect the ohone.
    • "who called" said otachui and ryou said "keiich but I told him you were calling me and I hung up" And otachi said "oh I didn't know I was call you lol" and that's where the story ended
  • The entirety of chapter 93. See for yourself.
  • Physical therapy otachi said "ok we will do that ok. Ok"
  • The smoke was I mean this team Steven what
  • "with black hair and pink eyes and also I have pink eye so don't touch my eye."
  • Pudding's new baby brother's name: Chinese Gerald.
  • So they kept walking threw French "oh lala bonjour I don't know any French lol I took Spanish instead when I went to college"
  • O pudding said "I think we should split up well cover more ground and we can call each other on their sell phones if we split up" "I don't h ave a cell phone" said ciel "neither do I" said pudding.
  • Cuiel was like "where is the park?" to a stranger and the stranger said "its this way" and he said "thanks." And she said "don't mention it. IM BRITTANY!" and she walked off and ciel went to park and said "wha ok.".
    • That at least somewhat explains the chapter title...
  • Tony said "oh gosh ill never be able to find the mew mews in this crowd". There was 17 people
  • So then they decided I mean tony I mean he with "let me get in bed and take my bra off." Said vlad but vlads not really wearing a bra right now that be silly :)
  • Meanwhile pudding was changing Chinese geralds diaper for the 13th time and said "guess you really had to go lol" and Chinese Gerald dudnt say anything because hes a baby
  • Waterfall hastes friends cuz they eat snails there and everytime a snail is eaten some of her blood cells die so she gets sick when all of them are hurt and she will die when theyre all dead so think about that next time you kill snails
    • Just think about it... as you kill them.
  • "for the last time I don't want a bagette!" he screamed at the man who was trying to give himbagels "EAT MY BAGET" screamed the man and ciel hit him and ran away
  • Card captor gilbert
  • "Honda I think I am itchy" he said. "Honda where are we" he said. "Honda I have to pee" he said. "HONDA I STEPPED IN POISIONOUS PLANT I AM GOING TO DIE" and honda turned around and made a glare a tWinthorpe he shrank away I like a guy who I know for sure likes a guy likes same things like me
  • chinese gerald barked
  • "but i thought you liked pidding!" said pudding "I mean ciel desu!" because she was confused about the situation
  • Vlad giggled like a pony
  • But then suddenly the bomb kish threw landed. It was the one from chapter 8 in case you forgot XD but it missed otachi back then and it flew up into space for long time. It went up and up and up but then finally gravcity pulled it back down today and it landed on france
    • It took from around chapter 8 until chapter 97 for that bomb to land.
  • "ciel friendship is when everyone, we are all in one another's hearts!" said pudding "Tony is not inside me!" said shouted Ciel "no I mean we feel friendship for al in our heart" said pudding with hands to chest heart place
  • "I don't know anyone who can be embarrassed to say im there friend" said otachi. "maybe" said ichigo.
  • Winthorpe was sad but said to dad bloodhaven "you know.. were both ghosts…" And dad bloodhaven said "um, bye" and disappeared forever lol
  • he was lazy and sister thomas slapped him and said "YOU CANT LEAVE PARTNER STUPID" AND stupid said "ok sorry but I dont know ewhere they are now ok?" and everyone said "ok" "thats not my name" said stupid. thats winthorpe lol. dont tell
  • "I dont understand" said winthorpe because hes stupid.
  • mint was nervous and thought about her past in vietnam. she hadnt been in vietnam since she went to vietnam yesterday.
  • "sir you need ticket to be on the train" said conductor. "oops" said.
  • but it was not natural because shge learned that mister uzumaki had poinoned brothrer! with poison
  • she learned on her own that she was the time travel warrior destiny children. all six of them.
  • its a sequel to mints past. mints past 2: mints future
  • "ok" said big d. "I am glad to know also once I was disguisd as megamind" and they all laughed
  • mint said "I am just remended of tieu". she said "I miss him" "me too" said ichigo "thats not very funny ichigo" said mint
  • ichigo set up makeshift tent with a tent she bought.
  • the moon shone bright on the rivers and it sparkled and nhu looked at her friendship bracelet and said "I miss you ling" and ling said. nothing because she wasnt there. why would you expect her to?!
  • "we savedt he world" she said but no one lisyened except the whisper people
  • next morening ichigo brougt up and said "hi mint" "yes" said mint. ichigo said "are you feeling better" mint said "yes". "thats good" said ichigo and she smiled. "you are one of my best friend in the world mint" and mint felt happy to hear. "Im feeling better" said mint. "hows tieu?" asked ichigo and mint said "still dead..." and ichigo said "oops"
  • Otachi dressing up as a cat and Vlad not being able to tell that he's not a cat.
  • Winthorpe was dressed as sexy stripper cop but it was girls uniform lol XD so girl costume and disturbing
  • "winthorpe, you go" but waterfall stopped when she saw. winthorpe got down. he wasthe best dANCER at the club
  • With otachi he looked all over the attic. "not here" he said and tony already told him the plan. But otachi was to look because could not participate in the costume contents
    • call for help
      • helicopter grounded. And then they callewd the fire department just kidding anyway waterfall walked and saw no thing.
  • "SHUT UP I WILL RIP YUR FACE OFF AND KILL YOU" shout ciel "nice converdation starter dear" vlad said "you have a way with words"
  • Vlad giggled and say "vut you its just your kind of party and I did all the decorations and made costume myself too. It is beautiful right"? and his dad wasthere he was in a grey suit and he looked conservative anfd he said 'oh why didnt I have a son?" and vkad said "Im a boy dad" and dad said "ugh. you are not a boy you fold the towels in fancy towel origami wht kind of boy does that?" and vlad said "what kind of girl does that?"
    • and ciel said "why were we invited to this paty? wqhy sdid we show up to this party?" and vlad said "oh ciel did you bring a date to the party?" and ciel said "oh um no tonys just my friend" and vlad said "I didnt say anything aboiuy ttony" and ciel grabbed vlads face because he want to rip it off and vlad screaned "OW YOUR TOO ROUGH CIEL" and hot ciel away with his hand he hit his hand away and ciel screame in rage and walked away
    • "may the best costume win! Thorpe"
  • How did you get a bus?
  • "HOW IS THAT CAT TALKING" said vlad an ciel said "why is everyone but me a complete idiot?"
  • But mew pretty cure blasted their pretty beam at him and he was defeated for now. so he threw them out of his house and cry saying "YOU RUINED MY BIRTHDAY PARTY" and slammed the door
  • winthorpe said "look at this black bored and i will tell you everything thats happened so far in woof woof power" and he explained the woof woof power but no one looked at it.
  • so they went to the pyramid castle and told the guards there were no guards so they went inside.
  • "yes I think they were posessed" said coco. she decoded the situation
  • and the memory played and she was with parents on a boat. the river was they were on it and suddenly lady in zone next. family on the couch too. her doll fell over bored and mew scarab try to get her but could not swim it too danger and she almost drown
  • "it was sounded like amazng and he tod us all the good we can do for warth. we couldnt say no". "no" said mew spontanadue
  • the memory start to dissapeare. press plasy and watch iron man for only 8 dollARs a month before its too late!!!
  • "what man?" asked coco and suspicion. and pudding said "I cant feel the disney channel"


Chapters 101-110

  • "hold my hand in the dark street" said winthorpe. "duck street" said otachi
  • So they checked. Winthorpe said "this place istn that bad and look at the wrestlers hugging"
  • And winthorpe chrugged and said "hey the talking monkey left"
  • otachi said 'just because you have many siblings doesn't mean you can't love them all" and winthorpe said "I hate my brother james" and also winthorpe talks about ciel a lot and otachi is creeped out and who's james? find out next time
  • lettuce said "black and white. black and white. when i close my eyes the floods will start."
  • Regetty smiled at ho too
  • winthorpe “phew” and wipe swet forehead it was on fire
  • All the way to Australia it was what a long trip! It was 3000 mile away too and took an hour
  • Mint said “who are you?” she was suspicious was this another one of vlads plans? Lettuce didn’t know either maybe ichigo did. Ichigo didn’t
  • and the lady with thre big hair said "IM A BIRD"
  • “oh no were in trouble!” said mew crocodile. She was master of deception asnd read the situation but not today
  • Mint agreed “try to get things wright so I can fly we must try to stay ion same space ichigo” “right” said ichigo. She didn’t understand the big words
    • What big words?!
  • Mint didn’t know and she thought for 5 minutes but no bacon. She had to make the guess.
  • Man screamed in rage and exploded.


Specials

  • The entire theme song.
  • From a meme-journal that the author wrote, in-character: "I dont ;listen to most music I am vampire" and "16. If you had a pet, what it's gonna be?" "dead because I killed it"
  • Mew Cotton is both hilarious and terrifying.
    • On that note, Mew Sparkle looks like she has a bowel problem. Not even gonna comment on the rest.
  • Otachi's lack of flaws, not to mention he has EVERY good trait in the book, which doesn't make him a good character, needless to say. And the fact that 14-0=13.
  • "Im like zakuro-oneeechan!! lol XD" "ok pudiding you got me there!!"
  • From a long survey journal entry about Otachi:
    • BIRTHDAY: oct 27 ASTROLOGICAL SIGN: virgo
    • OCCUPATION: woof oof fighter, waitress at cafe mew new
    • PERSONAL QUOTE: "I am the folfe mew woof
    • WEIGHT: 105 ponds
    • ABILITY TO WORK WITH OTHERS: he is good in wig team
    • NEGATIVE CHARACTERISTICS: poimolce
    • FAVORITE FOOD: BLOOOD! lol jk he likes mints
    • FAVORITE INSTRUMENT: quitar
    • LEAST FAVORITE INSTRUMENT: guitar
    • LEAST FAVORITE ANIMAL: carots and fish
    • LEAST FAVORITE ELEMENT: karma beacause it is a mean thing to everytone who does bad things and sometimes people have to do soemething bad cause it is rigt to then and his second least favite is earth cause its dirt
    • OPINION ON SWEARING: it os not necesary but someytimes it is
    • HOW DID THEY GET SAID MAGICS: was blasted by the beam in an earthcake
    • INJURY: he tries to ignoree until safe to focus on tit
    • INTERESTED CAREERS: hero of the world
    • WHAT KIND OF PRESENTS DO THEY BUY: bears and candy and whatever lol XD
    • TOYS?: he doesnt play with toys anymore XD (the question was about sex toys)
  • Mew Gato, whose animal is a dog.
  • This special chapter, if you can call it that. It consists of about 1.5 sentences, and he then comments saying he forgot to post the rest of the chapter... Which he doesn't fix.

Otachi's Backstory Contains These LOL-Worthy Moments

Ciel's Backstory Contains These LOL-Worthy Moments

  • Ciel "was fappy without hus father and his mom was nice and they lived together."
  • "now you are my hair" said the dad.
  • Ciel ignoring the tea and smashing it.
  • "So he two went off and ciel killed every vampire. He killed his father in brutal way of ripping arms and stuff out and it was gross but they didn't care. Now ciel was the only vampite left"
    • This makes it funnier that he keeps saying he has a vampire army, and that Sebastian claims there are other vampires.
    • Hell, there's a flippin' Vampire Lamp!
  • "qwho is there?!" ciel looked up and wondered "I will kill you!!!"
    • I like how that's the second thing on his mind, and not, you know, trying to get out of his house and away from danger.
  • Sebastian poured tea again and said “I am part moon crab” “that explains the claw” said ciel who hgad wondered about seb’s claw.
  • What I really want to know is what vampire had sex with a moon crab to have Sebastian?
    • Do you honestly want an answer to that?!

Lettuce's Backstory Contains These LOL-Worthy Moments

Ryou & Otachi's Backstory Contains These LOL-Worthy Moments:

  • Otachi went over to ryous house and watched movies like bros and best friends.
  • He thought he saw a vampire at his widow when he was kid but it actyully was ciel but when he went to ryou ryu convinced hiom it was a nightmare and otachi was conrent.
  • "AND we eat good to each other"
  • He gave itachi a hug and they slept together
  • "oh good and is otachi-kun foing to be a mew mew" inquired keiichirot

Mint's Backstory Contains These LOL-Worthy Moments

  • When theyt came to their village they saw gunpowder and smoke and fire of bad.
  • "nhu nhu" cried her younger brother as he toddled ovewr to her waving is arms like a chicken.
  • Nhu was 9 and her younger brother 45.
  • She couldn't move for a mo0ment but she realized there was gunfire and people were dropping like dead flies or dead people.
  • IT'S FIRE. HELLFIRE. THIS FIRES ON MY SKIN. ITS BURNING. LIKE FIRE.
  • A gun zoomed by her head.
  • She woke to wet nose licking her face.
  • "Americans" growled nhu "I hate america. I hate war. I hate dog" and she kicked the dog
  • Ythe village was burned to a crisp and toasty and no one was aklive.
  • 3 days later the children were in the big city of golden city. Which was located 300 miles from their village. They power walked and got ride from passerbyes.
    • They powerwalked 300 miles in 3 days.
  • Sio nhu was cleaning and scrubbing the poet
  • "America has mustache" said nhu
  • The two hugged and fell asleep until the dog named salt came and licked awake . they laughed into the night and salt was pregnant.
    • More funny when you realize they were standing up when they fell asleep.
  • Ling looked at her friendship blanket.
    • "me too" said mint touching her own braket.
  • Fancy resteraunt with top chef America.
  • She picked a flower she started t weave the flowers into a baby chain.
  • And mustache but no mustache.
  • "no thank you" said nhu "how is my brother doing?"
    • Haku never answers that, and that's why it's funny.
  • Nhu liked him because was nice and told things reminded her of someone she hadn't met yet.
  • The elevator goes UP, and then they reach the bottom floor. Then they're suddenly on the top floor again.
  • They hang the laundry from the balcony of an important room..?
  • It was high up. Don't fall
  • She served them also the dinner with dinner.
  • "Everyday its as if I play in a play."
  • "Why must we all conceal how we feel and how we feel."
  • Then they both sang together "I will pretend trhAT I'M someone else for all tim."
  • She poured the tea and lady mystery asked "could you get me some tea?" and nhu said "sure" and walked away to get tea but thought "wha kind of tea?" but it was mystery
  • "my mom used to make dumplings like this" she said and cried. "oh where is your mom now" asked nhu. "shes upstairs" he said
  • Haku leaned forward and brushed his hair throufh her hand.
  • "SO TELL ME MYUSATCHE. WHY WONT YOU GIVE HER TWO ME. WHY MUST YOU MAKE ME SUFFER LIKE THIS. BUT GIVE ME NU OR ILL MAKE YOU TASYTE THE FIRES IOFHELL AND THEN SHELL BE MINE AND MINE ALONE"
    • Mr mustache frowbed and said "ok I will do it for lot of money just relax"
    • and after he agrees, Lord Uzumaki keeps threatening him.
    • Lord Uzumaki and Mr. Mustache decide on a price for Nhu, write up a contract, and Uzumaki pays him.. Then Uzumaki kills him. Why?
  • "we fot it like this" said sewer
  • Her shoes was hidden under the dress but were high heel sandles [....] and make up done to match her sandles.
  • The wedding. They're in Vietnam during the Vietnam war, Nhu's 9, Uzumaki's wearing a kimono, they have a rabbi...
  • (to song of "a whole new woprld" by Alvin)
  • I love albaddin
  • Then mr policeman showed everyone mr. mustahcyes dead body.
    • So basically, he came into a wedding room full of people, whipped a dead body up out of nowhere, and showed everyone.
  • lulu uzumaki
  • "I told the" said lady mystery who had overheard. Everyone gasped at lady mysterys mystery.
  • "yyu left your tea" said lady mystery. "I know that you had the same tea as me that night and it was a mystery tea. Also your hair and finger prints and yuou left your gun that had your name on it there"
    • I would think the gun and fingerprints would be the first thing to mention, not the tea. Also.. he used a knife, not a gun.
  • "damn it" said uzumaki. Everyone gasped becausre of the curse.
  • Nhu wanted to cry. "it's a cheeseburger just eat it"
  • Se was starving and survived the night off of boiled grass.
  • The sailor who's also a pirate.
  • Dog had to be quiet but it was easy because dog has no tounge. She had starved and eaten it.
  • The shipped salad through the ocean for long time.
  • nhu york
  • dog clapped because that was a good idea.
  • apart mint
  • She was sitting on the bed when her cell phone rang.
    • How did she have a cell phone back then?
  • repo the generic opera
  • They were watching tv movies like Space Jam
  • mint knew he mint well.
  • She prepared traditional Korean meal. She got out the skillet and made spaghetti.
  • She ran to him as he fell to ground but she caught him with her heads.
  • He would recover it did not hit any important artsies
  • So she got the spaghetti and put on the spaghetti to give to him
  • The heart was inbetwee the warring shits
  • They pooper cranes were blue and red and green and pink and yellow and all the other colors.
  • "you need to arrange like this" said flashback
  • she was worried and put ham on his leg. He checkered and put lip giggled.
  • Minto was nervoud so she clung to otachi.
  • "don't worry Ill protect everything" big d said.
  • the dog barked and baby dog was on its back and the man who ranned the he was the bouncer said "that dog cannot be in here" so they tied the dog up to the bouncer outside
  • and he leaned forward to whisper in her eye.
  • She was very upset and was quiet and cleaned the house and sat down for the day.
  • Crazy man talked to chicken ythere (lol) "this my chicken"
  • Untuil mint said "drug dealer I don't think you should sell rugs anymore"
  • She had to be a secret…
  • And she was hot so she brought a water bottle. Salt was there too. She gave hime a water bottle too so he would drink to it.
  • "dont forget the soap baby"?
  • "And then both sang as hugging “I want to hug you to the skis."
  • HIS CHEST WAS STILL HURT FROM THE WEEKS STAB WEEKS AGO
  • “it must be my heart conditioner”
  • Micky says there's no time to go to the doctor, then they sit there as he's dying for an HOUR. I think there was time.
  • Mint managed to sneak onto an airplane at night and fall asleep in there. It also had the weirdest flight path, going from America, over Vietnam, over China, and then to Japan.
    • When she looked out the wimndow she could see down on the ground was her home village of Vietnam. She didn’t want to go there but lucky for her they kept fklying until they were past Vietnam. Then they flew over china and she took in all the sights and smell.
  • She worked part time for octopus man selling his balls
  • It enveloped her and she glued and it was for time sparkles diamonds everywhere she saw many things.
  • She walked to person said “what day is it” and the man in weird clothing said “it is 2011”. “oh my god it is true” said micky and mint barked at her

William Bloodhaven's Backstory Contains These LOL-Worthy Moments

  • His name starting out as Isaac and then changing to William.
  • The merchant chip
  • William said "Ok blacky beards I will join your crew..."
  • So Black beard said "Come into my captain cabin" and William went in and blackbeard bit him! so William was now a vampire.
    • I'd like to think him being a vampire had nothing to do with this strange old man beckoning him into his cabin and biting him.
  • Yeah he was LORD BLOODHAVEN and he could control the skeletons.
  • He went off to find a wueen. He went to England him homeland and found nothing. He went to Canada and nothing. Finally he went to Japan and was going to find somone to eat when he heard a scream it was a woman!
  • She was being attacked by a man in a thug costume.
    • Why a costume?
  • i am the king of the vampires, the KING of them all the Sakuras!

Berry's Backstory Contains These LOL-Worthy Moments

  • She is 13 years old and has long red hair and blond eyes.
  • high junior school
  • They lived in akihabarbie
  • The constant misspellings of "Tasuku". It's never spelled right.
    • Takusu
    • Tasuke
    • Tastuke
    • Takekp-kun
    • Tasku
    • Takoku
  • When berry went home her dad said "berry we are moving my job was relocate" "ok" said berry
  • "but what about my friends" said tony "they mean so much to me" said berry

The Ponies Special Contains These LOL-Worthy Moments

  • Woof woof power special: why is the garage door open?
  • Lettuce with were unicorn pony and her cuty mark is an eagle.
  • Ceils cutie mark is a fang just kidding that is otachis is two fangs. Ceils is grapes with eyepatch get it?
  • Tony is a griffon.
    • It makes sense, considering he "looks like Peter Griffin".
  • Bob the hamster is a not a pony but is like spike and his cutie mark is bob the hamster.
  • Coco is ponyville
  • The diaper police
  • Its true isn't it?
  • Otachi liked nightmare moon and more importantly rainbow dagger.
  • Lettuce is favorite guttershy and rarity.
  • Zakuro doesn't like pony. She is allergic to ponis but she likes the zebra
  • ryous favorite is pinklejack. Kiichow likes pinklejack too.
  • Keichou has cuty mark it is a cake and I decided ryous is a computer.
  • And everyone else likes Pluto,
  • Btw the garage door is shut now lol

The Halloween Special Contains These LOL-Worthy Moments

  • (this one happens before they go to eggland though but after pirates too)
  • Café mew mew was busy with no one tonight.
  • Zakuro said "if no ones coming in im going I have a Halloween shoot to shoot at the shoot"
  • Bob was wearing but he wasn't there hes in the past so nevermind.
  • he didn't have his wolfe tail today. He lost it
  • So ryou was wearing space man ted and keiichow was a baker. It wasn't a costume he just work hard but oh well
  • Sp otachi took the flashlight. No monsters get them tonight. Not now anyway the fleshlikfh scasres them off
  • "hello mis mamomima"
  • "hi ichigo" otachi said. And ciel face palmed. "that's not ichigo you idiot that's ragetty" because ragetty was dressed as ichigo.
  • "oh boy" she said. Thanks ragetty" and ragetty said "your welcome" and they finalize the adoption. So ichigo and ragetty went inside to adopt ragetty
  • And otachi gave the man his candy to put in his bucket house.
  • And ciel said "whatever you're my brother even though I hate you" And otachi gasp. "were brothers?" he said and ciel said "I HATE YOU WHY YOU DUMB" but it was too late. They went to more houses and itachi took to fill up his bagel.
  • So the kid cried the tears and otachi felt the bad.
  • "All the kids are stupid and annoying and you."
  • Now his head hurt but at least no more headaches. Except always
  • man stranger man kid
  • And otachi said "this was the best Halloween ever" and he was happy content. Also ryou fell over

Keiichirou's Backstory Contains These LOL-Worthy Moments

  • Thirteen years no days no YEARS ok years ago it was keiichows sixteen birthday today. Keicherou lives with his grandma, his dead grandma, his 3 ants they are triplets and his happy lady it wasnt his mom. Her name is Jenifer.
  • his house was small and it was shabby. so shabby keiichow worked 19 jobs just to keep his job.
  • one day keiichow was going to his jo it was his job as a wal*mart.
  • when he got there, his boss said, "keiichow, the ecenomy is bad so I have to let you go of all 19 of your jobs." ow
  • so keiichow wandered to around Japan with ANTS and jennifer and grandma. they drove down the insterstate everyday but they didnt have a car they rode on his grandma.
  • he only had his wet napkin to serve his minimum of 51 years behind bars.
  • he also saw his childhood friend larry but he found out later it wasnt rally larry it was drug addict. and he killed larry and took identity but not really larry was still alive :) the man was just crazy and drugs and vegetarian
  • "what how did you know my name" but lady and house hut disappeared vanish qwhere did it go? hungry
  • He went and found mr. and mr. shirogane
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