Keanu Reeves: Difference between revisions

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.
Content added Content deleted
VisualWikitext
m (Mass update links)
 
(13 intermediate revisions by 6 users not shown)
Line 1: Line 1:
{{work}}
{{creator}}
{{cleanup|The "performed in the following roles" section needs to list the roles.}}
[[File:reeves1_sm.jpg|link=Constantine (Film)|right|Constipated... I mean Constantine!]]
[[File:reeves1_sm.jpg|link=Constantine|frame|Constipated... I mean Constantine!]]


{{quote|''"[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/5-second-movies/118-matrix Whoa]."''

{{quote|''"[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/5-second-movies/118-matrix Whoa]."''|'''Keanu Reeves''', in pretty much every movie he's ever been in.}}
|'''Keanu Reeves''', in pretty much every movie he's ever been in.}}


{{quote|''"I'm sorry my existence is not very noble or sublime."''|'''Keanu Reeves'''. [[The Woobie|It's sadder]] when you know [[Cosmic Plaything|how his life went]].}}
{{quote|''"I'm sorry my existence is not very noble or sublime."''|'''Keanu Reeves'''. [[The Woobie|It's sadder]] when you know [[Cosmic Plaything|how his life went]].}}
Line 13: Line 14:
Popularly believed to be dumb (most likely due to his [[Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure|breakout role]] and shyness in interviews), he is actually ridiculously well-read and contemplative. He often talks about the philosophical meaning he sees in his characters, even the silly ones. He's also famous as an incredibly [[Nice Guy]] and purportedly one of the most normal, well-adjusted people in Hollywood. How far this is based on fact, only his friends can say, but one possible translation of his first name is "[[Awesome McCoolname|The Coolness]]", so...
Popularly believed to be dumb (most likely due to his [[Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure|breakout role]] and shyness in interviews), he is actually ridiculously well-read and contemplative. He often talks about the philosophical meaning he sees in his characters, even the silly ones. He's also famous as an incredibly [[Nice Guy]] and purportedly one of the most normal, well-adjusted people in Hollywood. How far this is based on fact, only his friends can say, but one possible translation of his first name is "[[Awesome McCoolname|The Coolness]]", so...


⚫
Also seems incapable of making a movie without saying "whoa" at least once. See above quote.
As of January 15th, he's slated to play Spike Spiegel in the recently announced live-action adaptation of ''[[Cowboy Bebop]]'' produced by 20th Century Fox. Fingers crossed that he handles it better than Mark Wahlberg did with ''[[Max Payne (Film)|Max Payne]]''... after all, [[One of Us|he is a fan]]. Plus, check out that picture on the right - he looks like Spike, if nothing else.

⚫
Also seems incapable of making a movie without saying "whoa" at least once. See above quote.


He's a gifted comic actor, and his turns in ''[[The Gift]]'' and ''[[The Watcher]]'' show that he has a little-utilized or recognized talent for playing very scary, creepy heavies. Despite this, Hollywood insists on casting him as [[Leading Man]] [[Action Hero]], contributing to his reputation for a limited range.
He's a gifted comic actor, and his turns in ''[[The Gift]]'' and ''[[The Watcher]]'' show that he has a little-utilized or recognized talent for playing very scary, creepy heavies. Despite this, Hollywood insists on casting him as [[Leading Man]] [[Action Hero]], contributing to his reputation for a limited range.
Line 24: Line 23:


He frequently wagers [[SNL|eleventy billion dollars]].
He frequently wagers [[SNL|eleventy billion dollars]].

----
{{actorroles}}
=== Has starred in: ===
* ''[[Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure]]'' and its sequel (which is almost the opposite of his roles to come, and actually showed his best range).
* ''[[Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure]]'' and its sequel (which is almost the opposite of his roles to come, and actually showed his best range).
** A very ''very'' common way of parodying his later works is to have him acting like Ted from ''Bill and Ted'' rather than his usual monotone. For example, from ''[[The Spoony Experiment (Web Video)|The Spoony Experiment]]'':
** A very ''very'' common way of parodying his later works is to have him acting like Ted from ''Bill and Ted'' rather than his usual monotone. For example, from ''[[The Spoony Experiment]]'':
{{quote| '''Neo''': Whoa! I'm, like, totally being sodomised by Big Daddy's drill! ''Bogus!''}}
{{quote|'''Neo''': Whoa! I'm, like, totally being sodomised by Big Daddy's drill! ''Bogus!''}}
* ''I Love You to Death''
* ''I Love You to Death''
* ''[[Speed (Film)|Speed]]''
* ''[[Speed]]''
* ''[[Point Break]]'' - He actually smiles in this one!
* ''[[Point Break]]'' - He actually smiles in this one!
* ''[[The Matrix]]'' and its sequels
* ''[[The Matrix]]'' and its sequels
* ''[[Constantine (Film)|Constantine]]''
* ''[[Constantine]]''
* ''The Night Before''
* ''The Night Before''
* ''River's Edge''
* ''River's Edge''
* ''Young Again''
* ''Young Again''
* ''[[Parenthood (Film)|Parenthood]]''
* ''[[Parenthood (film)|Parenthood]]''
* ''[[Chain Reaction (Film)|Chain Reaction]]'' - playing an actual emotional student after a project for Hydrogen-based powers goes horribly awry. Played opposite [[Morgan Freeman]].
* ''[[Chain Reaction (film)|Chain Reaction]]'' - playing an actual emotional student after a project for Hydrogen-based powers goes horribly awry. Played opposite [[Morgan Freeman]].
* The [[R Emake]] of ''[[The Day the Earth Stood Still]]''
* The [[Remake]] of ''[[The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951 film)|The Day the Earth Stood Still]]''
* ''[[The Devils Advocate]]''
* ''[[The Devil's Advocate]]''
* ''[[Johnny Mnemonic]]''
* ''[[Johnny Mnemonic]]''
* ''[[Street Kings]]''
* ''[[Street Kings]]''
* ''[[Much Ado About Nothing]]'' - the Kenneth Branagh adaptation
* ''[[Much Ado About Nothing]]'' - the Kenneth Branagh adaptation
* ''[[The Watcher (Film)|The Watcher]]''
* ''[[The Watcher (film)|The Watcher]]''
* ''The Lake House''
* ''The Lake House''
* ''Hard Ball''
* ''Hard Ball''
* ''[[A Scanner Darkly]]''
* ''[[A Scanner Darkly]]''
* ''The Gift'' - playing against type as a rather frightening redneck and abusive husband.
* ''The Gift'' - playing against type as a rather frightening redneck and abusive husband.
* ''Little Buddha'' - yes, he actually played Buddha. And a damn hot Buddha at that.
* ''Little Buddha'' - yes, he actually played Buddha. And a damn hot Buddha at that.
* ''My Own Private Idaho'' - in which he actually did a pretty good job
* ''[[My Own Private Idaho]]'' - in which he actually did a pretty good job
* ''~Bram Stoker's Dracula~''
* ''[[Bram Stoker's Dracula]]''
* A [http://www.uoguelph.ca/shakespeare/essays/reeves.cfm stage production] of ''Hamlet''.
* A [http://www.uoguelph.ca/shakespeare/essays/reeves.cfm stage production]{{Dead link}} of ''Hamlet''.
* ''[[The Replacements (Film)|The Replacements]]''
* ''[[The Replacements (film)|The Replacements]]''
* The 1986 version of ''[[Babes in Toyland]]''
* The 1986 version of ''[[Babes in Toyland]]''
* ''[[John Wick]]'', his [[Career Resurrection]] role that make him a [[Memetic Badass]].


{{reflist}}
{{reflist}}
[[Category:Actors]]
[[Category:Actors]]
[[Category:Keanu Reeves]]
[[Category:{{PAGENAME}}]]
[[Category:Memetic Creators]]
[[Category:Canadian Directors]]
[[Category:Canadian Musicians]]

Latest revision as of 17:25, 6 July 2023

/wiki/Keanu Reevescreator
Constipated... I mean Constantine!

"Whoa."

—Keanu Reeves, in pretty much every movie he's ever been in.
"I'm sorry my existence is not very noble or sublime."
—Keanu Reeves. It's sadder when you know how his life went.

Popular Canadian action star with very little range of facial or dialogue emotion, but a very precise and expressive physical style of acting. But none of that really matters because he knows Kung Fu.

Has been creatively showcased in his more prominent films as The Stoic Loner who possesses tremendous powers beyond the comprehension of mortals and is out to save the world. And Ted.

Popularly believed to be dumb (most likely due to his breakout role and shyness in interviews), he is actually ridiculously well-read and contemplative. He often talks about the philosophical meaning he sees in his characters, even the silly ones. He's also famous as an incredibly Nice Guy and purportedly one of the most normal, well-adjusted people in Hollywood. How far this is based on fact, only his friends can say, but one possible translation of his first name is "The Coolness", so...

Also seems incapable of making a movie without saying "whoa" at least once. See above quote.

He's a gifted comic actor, and his turns in The Gift and The Watcher show that he has a little-utilized or recognized talent for playing very scary, creepy heavies. Despite this, Hollywood insists on casting him as Leading Man Action Hero, contributing to his reputation for a limited range.

Has recently gained minor memetic status on a certain website after they discovered his history of being one of the biggest Woobies in Hollywood. Sniff.

Also rumoured to be an immortal.

He frequently wagers eleventy billion dollars.

Keanu Reeves has performed in the following roles:
  • Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure and its sequel (which is almost the opposite of his roles to come, and actually showed his best range).
    • A very very common way of parodying his later works is to have him acting like Ted from Bill and Ted rather than his usual monotone. For example, from The Spoony Experiment:

Neo: Whoa! I'm, like, totally being sodomised by Big Daddy's drill! Bogus!

Retrieved from "https://allthetropes.org/wiki/Keanu_Reeves?oldid=2018596"