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{{quote|''Who else but a bosom buddy [[What the Hell, Hero?|will tell you how rotten you are?]]''|'''Mame'''}} |
{{quote|''Who else but a bosom buddy [[What the Hell, Hero?|will tell you how rotten you are?]]''|'''Mame'''}} |
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{{quote|Yugi: No, I was talking about the time I saved you from that bully! |
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Joey: Oh...eh, no, no I don't remember that. |
Joey: Oh...eh, no, no I don't remember that. |
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Yugi: But I was all heroic and stuff... |
Yugi: But I was all heroic and stuff... |
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Joey: ...Hey, remember the time me and Tristan took your millennium puzzle? |
Joey: ...Hey, remember the time me and Tristan took your millennium puzzle? |
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Tristan and Joey from flashback: Tooooormeeeeeent! |
Tristan and Joey from flashback: Tooooormeeeeeent! |
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Yugi: ...Remind me why we're friends again?|'''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series]]''' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}fGAl9__U8Uk&feature{{=}}plcp Episode 3]}} |
Yugi: ...Remind me why we're friends again?|'''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series]]''' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}fGAl9__U8Uk&feature{{=}}plcp Episode 3]}} |
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'''Spider-Man:''' ''[meekly]'' Yes, sir.|''[[I'm a Marvel And I'm a DC|Marvel/DC After Hours]]''}} |
'''Spider-Man:''' ''[meekly]'' Yes, sir.|''[[I'm a Marvel And I'm a DC|Marvel/DC After Hours]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Robert:''' I swear, if I wasn't your King, you would have hit me already. |
{{quote|'''Robert:''' I swear, if I wasn't your King, you would have hit me already. |
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'''Ned:''' The worst thing about your coronation is that I can never hit you again. |
'''Ned:''' The worst thing about your coronation is that I can never hit you again. |
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[''Robert's squire struggles with his breastplate when Ned enters the tent.''] |
[''Robert's squire struggles with his breastplate when Ned enters the tent.''] |
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'''Squire:''' It was made too small, your grace. It won't go. |
'''Squire:''' It was made too small, your grace. It won't go. |
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'''Robert:''' Your mother was a dumb whore, with a fat arse! [''to Ned''] Look at this idiot! He can't even put a man's armour on properly! |
'''Robert:''' Your mother was a dumb whore, with a fat arse! [''to Ned''] Look at this idiot! He can't even put a man's armour on properly! |
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'''Ned:''' [''matter-of-fact''] You're too fat for your armour. |
'''Ned:''' [''matter-of-fact''] You're too fat for your armour. |
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'''Robert:''' Fat? Fat, is it?! Is that how you speak to your king?!! |
'''Robert:''' Fat? Fat, is it?! Is that how you speak to your king?!! |
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[''Ned and Robert stare at one another. Ned smirks. Robert bursts out laughing. Ned follows, and then nervously, the Squire.''] |
[''Ned and Robert stare at one another. Ned smirks. Robert bursts out laughing. Ned follows, and then nervously, the Squire.''] |
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'''Robert:''' [''grimly''] That's ''funny'', is it? |
'''Robert:''' [''grimly''] That's ''funny'', is it? |
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'''Squire:''' No, your Grace. |
'''Squire:''' No, your Grace. |
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'''Robert:''' No?! You don't like [[Number Two|the Hand's]] joke?!<br /> |
'''Robert:''' No?! You don't like [[Number Two|the Hand's]] joke?!<br /> |
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'''Squire:''' [''dumb-founded'']<br /> |
'''Squire:''' [''dumb-founded'']<br /> |
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'''Ned:''' Maybe I should invent it.|'''[[Game of Thrones]]'''}} |
'''Ned:''' Maybe I should invent it.|'''[[Game of Thrones]]'''}} |
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{{quote|'''Walt:''' How are you doing Martin, you crazy Italian prick? |
{{quote|'''Walt:''' How are you doing Martin, you crazy Italian prick? |
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'''Barber Martin:''' Walt, your cheap bastard. I should have know you should come in right now. I was having such a pleasant time. |
'''Barber Martin:''' Walt, your cheap bastard. I should have know you should come in right now. I was having such a pleasant time. |
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'''Walt:''' What did you do, cheat some blind man out of his money, gave him the wrong change? |
'''Walt:''' What did you do, cheat some blind man out of his money, gave him the wrong change? |
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'''Barber Martin:''' Whos the nip? |
'''Barber Martin:''' Whos the nip? |
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'''Walt:''' Oh, he is a pussy kid from next door. I am just trying to Man him up a little bit. |
'''Walt:''' Oh, he is a pussy kid from next door. I am just trying to Man him up a little bit. |
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'''Barber Martin:''' Hmm... |
'''Barber Martin:''' Hmm... |
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'''Walt:''' You see kid, thats how guys talk to one another. |
'''Walt:''' You see kid, thats how guys talk to one another. |
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'''Thao:''' ...they do? |
'''Thao:''' ...they do? |
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'''Barber Martin:''' What, you got chip in your ears? |
'''Barber Martin:''' What, you got chip in your ears? |
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'''Walt:''' Go on out, and come back in and talk to him like a real man. |
'''Walt:''' Go on out, and come back in and talk to him like a real man. |
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'''Thao:''' [Exits and re-enters the shop] Excuse me Sir, I need a haircut if you ain't too busy you old Italian son of a bitch prick barber. Boy, does my ass hurt from all of the guys at my construction job |
'''Thao:''' [Exits and re-enters the shop] Excuse me Sir, I need a haircut if you ain't too busy you old Italian son of a bitch prick barber. Boy, does my ass hurt from all of the guys at my construction job |
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'''Barber Martin:''' [Picks up and point a rifle at Thao] Get out of my shop before I blow your head off, you goddamn dick sucker! Go! |
'''Barber Martin:''' [Picks up and point a rifle at Thao] Get out of my shop before I blow your head off, you goddamn dick sucker! Go! |
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'''Walt:''' What the hell are you doing?! You just don't go in and insult a man in his own shop!|''[[Gran Torino]]''}} |
'''Walt:''' What the hell are you doing?! You just don't go in and insult a man in his own shop!|''[[Gran Torino]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Strong Bad:''' I thought we were bros! |
{{quote|'''Strong Bad:''' I thought we were bros! |
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'''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' Wait, I thought ''I'' thought we were bros, and you're always beating various stuffings out of me.|''Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People'', "Episode 2: Strong Badia The Free"}} |
'''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' Wait, I thought ''I'' thought we were bros, and you're always beating various stuffings out of me.|''Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People'', "Episode 2: Strong Badia The Free"}} |
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{{quote|{{color|teal|<nowiki>gC: YOU S33 W3 4R3 M34NT TO B3 B3ST H4T3FR13NDS FOR3V3R</nowiki>}}|'''[[Voice with an Internet Connection|gallowsCalibrator]]''' ([[Leet Lingo|sic]]) to [[The Smart Guy|Rose Lalonde]], ''[[Homestuck]]''}} |
{{quote|{{color|teal|<nowiki>gC: YOU S33 W3 4R3 M34NT TO B3 B3ST H4T3FR13NDS FOR3V3R</nowiki>}}|'''[[Voice with an Internet Connection|gallowsCalibrator]]''' ([[Leet Lingo|sic]]) to [[The Smart Guy|Rose Lalonde]], ''[[Homestuck]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Jon''': You're the worst possible friend a man could have. |
{{quote|'''Jon''': You're the worst possible friend a man could have. |
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'''Phillip''': I hate you too, buddy. I hate you too.|''[[Goats]]''}} |
'''Phillip''': I hate you too, buddy. I hate you too.|''[[Goats]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Gen:''' You can't kill me! I'm your best friend! |
{{quote|'''Gen:''' You can't kill me! I'm your best friend! |
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'''Usagi:''' ''Grrrr...'' So you keep telling me!|''[[Usagi Yojimbo]]''}} |
'''Usagi:''' ''Grrrr...'' So you keep telling me!|''[[Usagi Yojimbo]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Black Mage''': I have a friend. |
{{quote|'''Black Mage''': I have a friend. |
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'''White Mage''': What you ''have'' is a highly dysfunctional relationship based exclusively on abuse |
'''White Mage''': What you ''have'' is a highly dysfunctional relationship based exclusively on abuse |
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'''Black Mage''': Right. A friend. |
'''Black Mage''': Right. A friend. |
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'''White Mage''': See that, that right there, ''that's'' what's wrong with you. |
'''White Mage''': See that, that right there, ''that's'' what's wrong with you. |
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[[[Beat]]] |
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'''Black Mage''': Damnit, Fighter. White Mage doesn't like me because you're a rotten friend.|''[[8-Bit Theater (Webcomic)|Eight Bit Theater]]'' }} |
'''Black Mage''': Damnit, Fighter. White Mage doesn't like me because you're a rotten friend.|''[[8-Bit Theater (Webcomic)|Eight Bit Theater]]'' }} |
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{{quote|Levan smiled. "When I hear two people spar like that, I am certain that there is actually a profound affection between them." |
{{quote|Levan smiled. "When I hear two people spar like that, I am certain that there is actually a profound affection between them." |
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"Oh, God," said Rubin, visibly revolted. His sparse beard bristled and his eyes, magnified through the thick lenses of his glasses, glared. |
"Oh, God," said Rubin, visibly revolted. His sparse beard bristled and his eyes, magnified through the thick lenses of his glasses, glared. |
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"You've hit it, Mr. Levan," said Gonzalo. "Manny would give me the shirt off his back if no one were looking. The only thing he wouldn't give me is a kind word."|[[Isaac Asimov]], "The Wrong House"}} |
"You've hit it, Mr. Levan," said Gonzalo. "Manny would give me the shirt off his back if no one were looking. The only thing he wouldn't give me is a kind word."|[[Isaac Asimov]], "The Wrong House"}} |
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{{quote|''Look how we get along together. (You are incredibly annoying)'' |
{{quote|''Look how we get along together. (You are incredibly annoying)'' |
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''I think it's great the way we blend. (You're like a bone stuck in my throat)'' |
''I think it's great the way we blend. (You're like a bone stuck in my throat)'' |
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''You've tried to be as tough as leather. (This isn't something I'm enjoying).'' |
''You've tried to be as tough as leather. (This isn't something I'm enjoying).'' |
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''But now I see that's just pretend. (I shoulda left you on that boat!)'' |
''But now I see that's just pretend. (I shoulda left you on that boat!)'' |
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''We'll find our way through stormy weather. (You want a friend? Go find a snail!)'' |
''We'll find our way through stormy weather. (You want a friend? Go find a snail!)'' |
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''Just you and me right to the end. (Or better yet, Killer Whale!)'' |
''Just you and me right to the end. (Or better yet, Killer Whale!)'' |
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''Hey buddy, looks like we're two birds of a feather. (Don't call me buddy!)'' |
''Hey buddy, looks like we're two birds of a feather. (Don't call me buddy!)'' |
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''And, gee, it looks like I got me a friend!'' |''[[The Pebble and the Penguin]]'' }} |
''And, gee, it looks like I got me a friend!'' |''[[The Pebble and the Penguin]]'' }} |
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{{quote|'''Varric:''' Carver. |
{{quote|'''Varric:''' Carver. |
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'''Carver:''' Still think you're helping while bearing us in debt to your brother? |
'''Carver:''' Still think you're helping while bearing us in debt to your brother? |
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'''Varric:''' Still riding side-saddle while bitching at your betters? |
'''Varric:''' Still riding side-saddle while bitching at your betters? |
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'''Carver:''' Drinks later? |
'''Carver:''' Drinks later? |
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'''Varric:''' Never miss 'em.|''[[Dragon Age II]]''}} |
'''Varric:''' Never miss 'em.|''[[Dragon Age II]]''}} |
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{{quote|"Eiji and I may have different objectives, and we may undermine each other... but at least we're honest about it."|'''Ankh''', ''[[Kamen Rider OOO]]''}} |
{{quote|"Eiji and I may have different objectives, and we may undermine each other... but at least we're honest about it."|'''Ankh''', ''[[Kamen Rider OOO]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Wonder Woman''': What about us? Are we good? |
{{quote|'''Wonder Woman''': What about us? Are we good? |
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'''Hawkgirl''': Like oil and vinegar. We go together, but we don't mix. |
'''Hawkgirl''': Like oil and vinegar. We go together, but we don't mix. |
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'''Wonder Woman''': Works for me.|''[[Justice League Unlimited]]''}} |
'''Wonder Woman''': Works for me.|''[[Justice League Unlimited]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Kitty Pryde''': Disappointed, Ms. Frost? |
{{quote|'''Kitty Pryde''': Disappointed, Ms. Frost? |
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'''Emma Frost''': Astonished, Ms. Pryde.|''[[X-Men]]''}} |
'''Emma Frost''': Astonished, Ms. Pryde.|''[[X-Men]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Justin Taylor''': I hate you! |
{{quote|'''Justin Taylor''': I hate you! |
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'''Eddie McDowd''': Justin, [[Blackmail Is Such an Ugly Word|hate is a very strong word]].|''[[100 Deeds for Eddie McDowd|One Hundred Deeds for Eddie Mcdowd]]''}} |
'''Eddie McDowd''': Justin, [[Blackmail Is Such an Ugly Word|hate is a very strong word]].|''[[100 Deeds for Eddie McDowd|One Hundred Deeds for Eddie Mcdowd]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Skwisgaar Skwigelf:''' I will sees you in Vallhalska... |
{{quote|'''Skwisgaar Skwigelf:''' I will sees you in Vallhalska... |
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'''Toki Wartooth:''' I've always hated you Skwisgaar. |
'''Toki Wartooth:''' I've always hated you Skwisgaar. |
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'''Skwisgaar Skwigelf:''' I knows Toki... I knows.|''[[Metalocalypse]]'' }} |
'''Skwisgaar Skwigelf:''' I knows Toki... I knows.|''[[Metalocalypse]]'' }} |
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{{quote|''No, Daffy always comes back. I just tell him how much I need him. We hug, we cry, I drop something heavy on him, I laugh.''|'''[[Bugs Bunny]]''', ''[[Looney Tunes]]: Back in Action''}} |
{{quote|''No, Daffy always comes back. I just tell him how much I need him. We hug, we cry, I drop something heavy on him, I laugh.''|'''[[Bugs Bunny]]''', ''[[Looney Tunes]]: Back in Action''}} |
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{{quote|'''Kel''': I can't believe my best friend is a son of a bandit. |
{{quote|'''Kel''': I can't believe my best friend is a son of a bandit. |
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'''Kenan''': I can't believe my best friend is a doofus.|''[[Kenan and Kel]]''}} |
'''Kenan''': I can't believe my best friend is a doofus.|''[[Kenan and Kel]]''}} |
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{{quote|''No, you guys don't need to kill me more. [[Chuggaaconroy|Chugga]] needs to kill me more. You guys are fine.''|'''[[Proton Jon]]''', ''[[The Runaway Guys]]''}} |
{{quote|''No, you guys don't need to kill me more. [[Chuggaaconroy|Chugga]] needs to kill me more. You guys are fine.''|'''[[Proton Jon]]''', ''[[The Runaway Guys]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Scott''': How did you know that? |
{{quote|'''Scott''': How did you know that? |
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'''Kyle''': Because we're his friends. |
'''Kyle''': Because we're his friends. |
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'''Scott''': Then why are you telling me? |
'''Scott''': Then why are you telling me? |
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'''Kyle''': [[The Friend Nobody Likes|Because we hate him.]]|''[[South Park]]''' }} |
'''Kyle''': [[The Friend Nobody Likes|Because we hate him.]]|''[[South Park]]''' }} |
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{{quote|'''Edward:''' So ... what do I do when I run into Reggie again? I mean, I came ''this'' close to reorganizing his landscape. |
{{quote|'''Edward:''' So ... what do I do when I run into Reggie again? I mean, I came ''this'' close to reorganizing his landscape. |
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'''Thomas:''' Suck it up. Apologize. Be the bigger man. Heh. Metaphorically. |
'''Thomas:''' Suck it up. Apologize. Be the bigger man. Heh. Metaphorically. |
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'''[[The Napoleon|Edward]]:''' Right. How are you my friend again?<br /> |
'''[[The Napoleon|Edward]]:''' Right. How are you my friend again?<br /> |
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'''Thomas:''' My abuse is playful and originates from genuine caring.|''[[Between Failures]]'' 437, "[http://betweenfailures.com/archive/437-playful-abuse/ Playful Abuse]"}} |
'''Thomas:''' My abuse is playful and originates from genuine caring.|''[[Between Failures]]'' 437, "[http://betweenfailures.com/archive/437-playful-abuse/ Playful Abuse]"}} |
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{{quote|A good friend helps you up when you trip. A ''best'' friend laughs at your ass and trips you again.|''An old joke''}} |
{{quote|A good friend helps you up when you trip. A ''best'' friend laughs at your ass and trips you again.|''An old joke''}} |
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{{quote|''Cause we're frenemies |
{{quote|''Cause we're frenemies |
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We like disliking one another |
We like disliking one another |
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Cause we're frenemies |
Cause we're frenemies |
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He's like my least favorite brother!''|'''Buford and Baljeet''', ''[[Phineas and Ferb]]'', "Lotsa Latkes"}} |
He's like my least favorite brother!''|'''Buford and Baljeet''', ''[[Phineas and Ferb]]'', "Lotsa Latkes"}} |
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{{quote|''Just because I give you crap doesn't mean I hate you. If I hated you, I wouldn't talk to you at all.''|Anonymous}} |
{{quote|''Just because I give you crap doesn't mean I hate you. If I hated you, I wouldn't talk to you at all.''|Anonymous}} |
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{{quote|'''Hobbes:''' You know, maybe we don't need enemies. |
{{quote|'''Hobbes:''' You know, maybe we don't need enemies. |
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'''Calvin:''' Yeah, best friends are about all I can take.|''[[Calvin and Hobbes]]''}} |
'''Calvin:''' Yeah, best friends are about all I can take.|''[[Calvin and Hobbes]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Chi:''' ...I just realized that I don't think of you as a friend at all. |
{{quote|'''Chi:''' ...I just realized that I don't think of you as a friend at all. |
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'''Christopher:''' W-what?! Does that mean you think of me as a lover, then?! |
'''Christopher:''' W-what?! Does that mean you think of me as a lover, then?! |
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'''Chi:''' You're someone I'd love to kill, but circumstances prevent me from doing so. For almost four decades now, come to think of it...|''[[Baccano|1933 - The Slash: Bloody to Fair]]''}} |
'''Chi:''' You're someone I'd love to kill, but circumstances prevent me from doing so. For almost four decades now, come to think of it...|''[[Baccano|1933 - The Slash: Bloody to Fair]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Wrex''': Garrus...I have to make friends with the one turian in the galaxy who thinks he's funny. |
{{quote|'''Wrex''': Garrus...I have to make friends with the one turian in the galaxy who thinks he's funny. |
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'''Garrus''': Imagine how I feel. I'm supposed to hate krogan, but you came along and warmed my heart with your winning personality.|''[[Mass Effect 3]]''}} |
'''Garrus''': Imagine how I feel. I'm supposed to hate krogan, but you came along and warmed my heart with your winning personality.|''[[Mass Effect 3]]''}} |
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Revision as of 08:49, 7 August 2014
Who else but a bosom buddy will tell you how rotten you are?
—Mame
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Yugi: No, I was talking about the time I saved you from that bully! |
Spider-Man: Wow, Supes must mean a lot for you to go to all this trouble to find him. |
Robert: I swear, if I wasn't your King, you would have hit me already. |
Walt: How are you doing Martin, you crazy Italian prick? |
Strong Bad: I thought we were bros! —Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People, "Episode 2: Strong Badia The Free"
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gC: YOU S33 W3 4R3 M34NT TO B3 B3ST H4T3FR13NDS FOR3V3R
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Jon: You're the worst possible friend a man could have. |
Gen: You can't kill me! I'm your best friend! |
Black Mage: I have a friend. |
Levan smiled. "When I hear two people spar like that, I am certain that there is actually a profound affection between them." —Isaac Asimov, "The Wrong House"
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Look how we get along together. (You are incredibly annoying) |
Varric: Carver. |
"Eiji and I may have different objectives, and we may undermine each other... but at least we're honest about it."
—Ankh, Kamen Rider OOO
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Wonder Woman: What about us? Are we good? |
Kitty Pryde: Disappointed, Ms. Frost? |
Justin Taylor: I hate you! |
Skwisgaar Skwigelf: I will sees you in Vallhalska... |
No, Daffy always comes back. I just tell him how much I need him. We hug, we cry, I drop something heavy on him, I laugh.
—Bugs Bunny, Looney Tunes: Back in Action
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Kel: I can't believe my best friend is a son of a bandit. |
No, you guys don't need to kill me more. Chugga needs to kill me more. You guys are fine.
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Scott: How did you know that? |
Edward: So ... what do I do when I run into Reggie again? I mean, I came this close to reorganizing his landscape. —Between Failures 437, "Playful Abuse"
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A good friend helps you up when you trip. A best friend laughs at your ass and trips you again.
—An old joke
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Cause we're frenemies —Buford and Baljeet, Phineas and Ferb, "Lotsa Latkes"
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Just because I give you crap doesn't mean I hate you. If I hated you, I wouldn't talk to you at all.
—Anonymous
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Hobbes: You know, maybe we don't need enemies. |
Chi: ...I just realized that I don't think of you as a friend at all. |
Wrex: Garrus...I have to make friends with the one turian in the galaxy who thinks he's funny. |