zOMG!/Characters

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Blaze

Daughter of the pirate queen Marina, generally considered the mascot character for the game.

Tropes exhibited by this character include:
  • Improbable Weapon User: Mystically-empowered rings, just like everyone else in zOMG!
  • Knife Nut: Totes a machete. Dialogue from the Barton Guards suggests she does that even when she's not in the jungle, and uses it to harass them.
  • She Fu
  • Weaksauce Weakness: The reason she's not a pirate? She gets seasick.

Leon

Captain of the Barton Regulars. Also runs the Guild Registry.

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Rina

Owner of Barton Flowershoppe, now revamped into the Buttercup Café.

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Captain Cresento

Owner of Gaia's only airship. Debuted on April Fools' Day of '09 in zOMG!, but has since barged into the main storyline.

Tropes exhibited by this character include:
  • April Fools' Day: Captain Cresento appeared on April Fools' Day 09 in zOMG!, where he offered to take your character to a new area. The joke was that zOMG! would 'crash' just before the new area loaded.
  • Cool Airship: He owns one.
  • Dark-Skinned Blond: Well...silver.
  • Eyes of Gold
  • Jerkass: He's got an ego the size of Manhattan Island, easily. When he crashed his airship into the Overseer's makeshift airtubship, one of his remarks was, "I hope you have insurance, Overseer. I think your garbage pile scratched my airship."
  • Nice Hat: BOY IS IT EVER
    • It then paved the way to an item contest, challenging site members to make their own nice hats.
  • Our Elves Are Better: Blink and you miss it: when informed that Cresento and Nicolae have been assigned to the same task as he, Zhivago refers to them as a human and an elf. Nicolae's pretty clearly human, so that makes Cresento the elf...
  • Smug Snake: ... And boy is he better.
  • Spell My Name with an "S": The page says 'Crescento', but the doll says 'Cresento'. Which is it?
    • According to Lanzer, "Cresento". Not that people will ever stop being confused.
  • Spock Speak: Cresento speaks this way...well, according to his forum posts in the zOMG! forum.
  • White-Haired Pretty Boy

Frank

A mysterious yet friendly nerd who initially provided your first rings.

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Olivia

Leon's mother.

Tropes exhibited by this character include:
  • Lethal Chef: Let's just say "don't eat the cookies" and leave it at that. The fact that Leon eats her cooking is a testament to his invulnerability.
  • Never Mess with Granny: She eats and enjoys her own cooking.