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=== Reviews ===


* [[Atop the Fourth Wall/Funny/Part 1|Part One]]
== 2008 Episodes ==
* [[Atop the Fourth Wall/Funny/Part 2|Part Two]]
== Spider-Man #56 ==

* The [[Big No]] from his ''Spider-Man #56'' review.

== Doom's IV #2 ==

* Linkara reading the fan letters, which causes him to go crazy.

== Titans #1 ==

* For a slightly older episode the [[Teen Titans (Comic Book)|Titans #1]] [[Drinking Game]] for every time a full page spread shows up.

== S.C.I. Spy #1 ==
* Linkara's reaction to Lazlo's freakishly cobbled-together kinda-female associate:
{{quote| '''Linkara:''' "Oh God those eyes... those lips... ''They're staring into my soul! GET IT AWAY FROM ME!''"}}

== Superman at Earth's End ==

* Linkara's classic '''"I AM A MAN!!!"''' *punch*. It wins any argument! Even if you're a woman!
* Comic: "You! Hitler!" Linkara: "And you! Other Hitler!"
* "Hey, Steve! Wanna clone Hitler?"


== 2009 Episodes ==

== Uncanny X-Men #424 ==

* After saying that the pope of the church of humanity is a woman, Linkara says that she could be a [[Silent Hill 2|dog pulling switches and it will make no differences.]]

== Mr. T and the T Force #1 ==

* "Mr. T sees you in your sleep. Mr. T sees you in your '''{{color|red|NIGHTMARES}}'''."
** "[[Darkwing Duck|I'm the terror that beats your sucka ass in the night]]."
** "Mr. T is [[Sylvester Stallone]] in: ''John T. Rambo.''
** "[[No Indoor Voice|OUR DECIBEL LEVEL IS WHAT MAKES US SO TOUGH!]]"
** "[[Dark Knight Trilogy|Theatricality and deception are powerful agents]]."
** "[[It Makes Sense in Context|So Mr. T is like quantum physics]]."
** "Yes... strip for Mr. T."
** "[[Luke Cage Hero for Hire|Sweet Christmas,]] foo'."
* The Mr. T Superpower Count.

== Star Trek #1 ==
* All of Linkara's [[William Shatner]] impressions:
** "What do you mean...Starfleet's not going to...reimburse me for my ripped shirts any more?"
** "While I've got them, let me tell them about the...incredible...offers from Priceline.com."

== Newmen #1 ==

* "I guess if I was the only one to believe in Bubblegum Hinduism, I'd be a little off in the head too."
* Linkara's disregard of a "tormented" rant:
{{quote| '''Linkara:''' Oh, boo-hoo, We've all got problems!}}

== Amazons Attack ==

* Linkara reviews ''Amazons Attack'': "Hello, ''Doom's IV''? I'm sorry. I want you back!" And completely snapping under the realization that the whole thing was just a tie-in to ''Countdown''. "Look at the pretty bunny! (breaks down crying)"
** In part two, when he does his trademark "I am a MAN!" and punches off screen. His hand inexplicably returns holding a teddy bear, causing him to announce "Bear!" in an ecstatic voice.
** As well as Linkara trying to cut his wrists ''with a gun''. "Why doesn't it work?!" In fact, the entirety of his spaz-out.
{{quote| '''Linkara:''' [waving around bunny statue] Look at the pretty bunny, look at the pretty bunny! [breaks down crying]}}
** After he decides burying his face in a pillow is preferable to going on: "And yet somehow this is still more entertaining than the comic itself."
** Also, this exchange:
{{quote| '''Aide in comic:''' [[Washington DC|D.C.]] is in ruins.<br />
'''Linkara:''' [[DC Comics|I'm sure it is]], after this comic. }}
** Or:
{{quote| '''President:''' Yes! I killed a teenage girl! Why do other politicians seem to have so much trouble with it?}}
** Bees. My God.
*** "Can someone please tell me what emotion Batman is expressing with that line? Confusion? Irony? Sadness? Anger? Acceptance? Disgust? Surprise? Anticipation? Contempt? Awe? Disappointment? Shame? Sympathy? Rage?! Oh, wait, that's me. Agony? Frustration? Apathy? It's apathy, isn't it? (Sighs) OK, you don't care, Batman, so we don't either."
** The plot ''breaking Pollo.''
** "Yee-haw! Early retahment!"
** In his last ''Amazons Attack'' video, his [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jghXEJerj_s musical ] [[Shout Out]] to a certain [[Doctor Who (TV)|drum-loving]] [[The Master|nutcase]] while mocking one of [[Evil Sorcerer|Circe's]] [[Large Ham|hammy]] [[Info Dump|Info Dumps]].
** Linkara's response when Circe says {{spoiler|that she used a piece of her soul in the resurrection of Hyppolita to turn her evil}}
{{quote| '''Linkara:''' Free will? Load of crap, you're just born evil. *Beat* This is my CLUE STICK!!! (proceeds to hit the screen)}}
** "CRAP IN HEAVEN, HOW MUCH LONGER IS THIS?!" from Part 2.
** "Corporate accounts payable, Batman speaking. Just a moment. Corporate accounts payable, Batman speaking. Just a moment."

== Watchmen ==

* I just about died laughing during his [[April Fools' Day]] ''[[Watchmen (Comic Book)|Watchmen]]'' review as "[[That Guy With the Glasses|Lester B. Bum]]."
{{quote| "You got to give me change! Or the giant naked blue wang will join forces with the giant squid and eat me!"}}
** "''I'' went to Mars once!!"
*** "It was chocolatey."

== Top 15 Worst Heroes Becoming Villains ==

* From "Top 15 Worst Heroes Becoming Villains": So, when your home city gets blown up by an alien despot, it can really ruin your weekend. To [[Green Lantern (Comic Book)|Hal Jordan]] it was, needless to say, the most traumatic thing that could conceivably happen to him. '''SO HE GOES ON A KILLING SPREE AND MURDERS EVERYONE IN THE GREEN LANTERN CORPS, COLLECTING THEIR POWER RINGS WHILE LAUGHING MANIACALLY, TO GAIN EVERY BIT OF THEIR POWER! [[Evil Laugh|MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAA]]!!!'''
** Yeah, that wave of anti-matter that destroyed the universe was a pain in the ass to clean up the next day, let me tell you.
** 'Villains are a superstitious cowardly lot, so let me take in my cave to put them in tiny shorts to fight crime' * [[Ho Yay|The Ambigulously]] [[Batman|Gay Duo]]*
** About [[X Men|Magneto's]] second kinda-[[Face Heel Turn]]: [[Sorting Algorithm of Deadness|“However, as is the case with]] [[Continuity Snarl|comic continuity]], [[X Men|Magneto]] [[He's Just Hiding|supposedly died]], [[First Law of Resurrection|but then it turns out]] [[Magnificent Bastard|that he just]] [[Faking the Dead|faked his death]] [[My Death Is Just the Beginning|by impersonating a new character,]] [[Evil All Along|and it was all some]] [[Evil Plan|plan to]] [[Take Over the World]] [[Motive Decay|and engage in]] [[Hypocrite|hypocritical]] [[Motive Decay|acts before he's]] [[Comic Book Death|killed again]], [[Your Princess Is in Another Castle|but then it turns out it's not really him]], [[The Real Remington Steele|and-the-character-he-made-up-was-actually-a-real-person-who's-still-alive-]][[Your Princess Is in Another Castle|so-Magneto-was-actually-some-guy-impersonating-another-guy-impersonating-Magneto."]] (''*[[Stunned Silence]]*'') [[All Blue Entry|"And]] [[DC Comics|comic]] [[Marvel|companies]] ''[[Completely Missing the Point|wonder]]'' [[Continuity Lock Out|why it's so hard for new readers to get into comics!"]]
** [[Franklin D Roosevelt|"The only thing to fear... is a giant yellow space bug that might turn you into a mass-murdering psychopath."]]
** Speaking about {{spoiler|the retcon DC did on Monarch's identity}}: "Correcting our mistakes! [[Mundane Made Awesome|EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME]] ISN'T IT!?"

== Daredevil #306 ==

* [[Daredevil]] #306:
{{quote| Linkara: Hey, kids! [[Spoof Aesop|Remember, when you're about to engage a deadly foe, be sure to shout their last name before falling down at them]]. We saw this technique briefly, during ''[[Mr. T]] and the T-Force'', but it's good to see another demonstration here. [Falls down from the ceiling] [[Steven Ulysses Perhero|Kutter]]!}}
** The blooper at the end of the review:
{{quote| '''Nostalgia Chick:''' ''"And you're too late to stop the bomb... in my pants."''}}

== Wolverine: Adamantium Rage ==

* Later, Linkara tries his hands of videogame in ''Wolverine: Adamantium Rage''. Mid-way, he starts going batshit, using a variation his "I AM A MAN!" * punch* gag, with replacing the quote with "ADAMANTIUM RAGE!". He knocks Spoony out, and pretty much everything else... until he met [[The Angry Video Game Nerd (Web Video)|The Angry Video Game Nerd]].
{{quote| '''Linkara''': ''ADAMANTIUM RAGE!!!''<br />
'''AVGN''': ''* punches Linkara in the face* }}
** And later, Linkara encounters Doctor Insano, and believes he's figured out his true identity.
{{quote| '''Linkara''': Wait a second!....You're That Chick With The Goggles!<br />
'''Insano''': ....I'm not fricking black!<br />
'''Linkara''': But you are a woman? }}
** At one point Linkara gets so frustrated that he decides to resort to cheat codes, upon which Spoony, who had up until then been sitting in the background playing a DS, calls him a wimp, [[Let's See You Do Better|so Linkara gives him a go]]. Spoony is gradually driven insane and tries to strangle himself with the laptop's power cord, finally resulting in this:
{{quote| '''Spoony''': Fine, you can use the fuckin' cheats!}}
*** '''CHEAT CODES ARE STILL ENABLED'''
** [[Shout Out|"I heard that, Linkara."]]
** At the end of the review he says "This game sucks!" as he holds up one hand as though it's holding a real object. It's funny because it's not a comic, and it's funny because he doesn't actually own a physical copy of the game; he was using an emulator. But force of habit made him do the hand gesture anyway.
** "Brother, not mother. Idiot."

== Warrior #1 ==

* Pretty much the entirety of Linkara and Spoony's review of ''Warrior #1'', a comic so absolutely horrible that Dr. Insano used it to shatter space-time, resulting in the review occurring over the course of multiple weird alternate universes, including ones where Linkara and Spoony switch places, where Spoony has Benzaie's hair and Linkara has Angry Joe's beard, one where Linkara and Spoony are teddy bears, another where Linkara and Spoony [[Bad Bad Acting|can't act and have to read directly from the script]], and one where there's this psychotic fusion of Linkara, Insano, and Chester A. Bum.
** Also, the constant, horrible abuse of the ellipses, culminating in:
{{quote| ''' {{spoiler|Nostalgia Critic}}''': '''"STOP! USING! ELLIPSES!"'''}}
** "He ''raped Santa''!"
*** "Hold it! Nobody rapes Santa on our watch!"
{{quote| '''[[The Spoony Experiment (Web Video)|Dr. Insan-]][[Tenchi Muyo|Ohki]]''': I'm adorable but alone.}}
** "Oh, don't be so [[Incredibly Lame Pun|negative]]."
** "[[The Spoony One|Emperor Spoonus Maximus]] demands that one of these narrators be silent immediately. 'Tis most annoying, rather like listening to Socrates give his forum stand-up routine while attending a Senate meeting."
** Having some [[Fun With Subtitles]] with the [[Ultimate Warrior]]'s promos, HOAK HOGAN!
** This exchange:
{{quote| '''Linksano:''' ''(laughs evilly)'' It worked! My hypertime destabilization experiment was a complete success! {{[[[Beat]] beat}}] Well, sort of, my hair's a different color.<br />
'''Linkara!Spoony:''' Doctor Insano!<br />
'''Linksano:''' [[Running Gag|OF COURSE!]] Who else but I could create a dimensional rift in the fabric of hypertime? [[Memetic Mutation|Now all your continuities, are belong to]] ''[[Memetic Mutation|me!]]'' }}

== New Guardians #2 ==

* ''Everything'' having to do with Snowflame in his ''New Guardians'' review.
{{quote| '''Snowflame:''' I am SNOWFLAME! Every cell of my being burns with white-hot ecstasy! COCAINE IS MY GOD AND I AM THE HUMAN INSTRUMENT OF ITS WILL!"<br />
'''Linkara:''' ''(befuddled look)'' Ladies and gentlemen, I can say without a hint of irony that is the ''crackiest thing I have ever seen in a comic'', and I've seen [[Stupid Jetpack Hitler|Jetpack Hitler]] and ancient Kandarian book being used as toilet paper by zombie superheros! In fact, that statement is so bloody ridiculous, insane, and '''''bad''''', that it's ''[[So Bad It's Good|freaking awesome!]]'' Snowflame, the man powered by cocaine, is [[Made of Win|win of the highest level]]! }}
* "How dare our enemy not be impressed with repeated punching! We worked really hard on that!"

== Countdown to Final Crisis ==
* Forager taking off with Jimmy Olsen, sans pants, and Linkara's awkward response thereto.
* "''COUNTDOWN, STOP KILLING EVERYONE!''"
** Also from his [[Countdown to Final Crisis]] review:
{{quote| '''Linkara''': [The editors of Countdown] wanted to introduce a love triangle between Donna [Troy], Kyle [Rayner] and Jason [Todd].<br />
''[[Beat Panel|(awkward pause)]]''<br />
'''Linkara''': [[Curse Cut Short|F]]--<br />
''(Cue the "Route 1" track from [[Pokémon (Franchise)|Pokémon]], while [[Relax-O-Vision|a title card reading "Inaudible Profanity. Please stand by"]] covers the screen)''<br />
'''Linkara''': ''(waving his gun around haphazardly)'' ''[[Orphaned Punchline|...AND ROLL OVER THEIR FETID CARCASSES FOR THAT IDIOTIC IDEA!!]]''. So, back to our story... }}
** "Do I even ''want'' to know [[Power Perversion Potential|what she's gonna do with that staff?]]"
** Every single time he does Superbitch Primadonna's whiny fanboy voice: "I don't want ''this'' Earth, bring back ''my'' Earth! Everything was better on ''my'' Earth! THEY'RE [[Ruined FOREVER|RUINING EVERYTHING]]!! '''[[I'll Kill You!|I'll kill you]]! I'll kill you to [[Shaped Like Itself|DEATH!]]'''"
* The entire "Previously On" segment to the second part of the Countdown review. Whoever decided to have the BUM, of all people, control all the world's nukes was having a ''very'' good brain day.
** What made that whole segment, though, was the fact that it was a string of unconnected plots that had nothing to do with each other. It was extremely convoluted as well. And after all of that, the "Previous On" segment is capped with "And that whole thing STILL made more sense than Countdown!"
* "Damn it, Donna, stop pointing out the [[Plot Hole|Plot Holes]]; that's ''my'' job!"
* "This comic book is [[Incredibly Lame Pun|Re-Todded]]."

== Cable #1 ==

* In Linkara's ''Cable'' #1 review, after the latest indication of the evil to come from ancient Egypt, he cuts to a picture of the pyramids with the [[Star Wars|Imperial March]] playing.
** And at the end of that review, he's interrupted in his final diatribe of "this comic sucks!" when {{spoiler|Linkara-as-Cable bursts in demanding an explanation. Linkara throws a magnet at him to defeat him, then picks up [[BFG|Cable's gun]] and says "Sweet! New gun!"}}
** And, after a particularly convoluted series of flashbacks: [[Rocky Horror Picture Show|LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!]]

== Batman: Fortunate Son ==

* During Linkara's ''Batman: Fortunate Son'' review, he flips out and rants about how people who overuse the term 'selling out' are a bunch of naive idiots. This doubles as a [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]] as well.
** '''"Punk is nothing but death...and crime...and the ''rage'' of a ''beast.'''''"
** While critiquing the art, he proclaims "I mean, it's about as convincing as ''this!''" while dressed in the absolute worst Batman outfit ever.
** [[It Makes Sense in Context]]:
{{quote| '''Batman (yes, ''the'' Batman):''' [[The Beatles (Music)|Like... pigs... From a gun]]!<br />
'''Linkara''' ([[Beat]]) What the Funk 'n Wagnal does ''that'' mean?! }}
** Linkara reading Crowe's lines with his Superboy Prime voice.
** "Lot's of people see things when they're on drugs! When I'm on drugs, I see Bea Arthur!" *[[Beat Panel|beat]]* "You should probably forget I said that."
** Review Cigarettes! A review in every puff! {{spoiler|This comic sucks.}}
** *picture of Robin looking like an old man* "Gah! What's wrong with Robin?! Batman, do something!" *picture of Batman looking very [[Off-Model]]* "Bwahahahaha, oh thanks Bruce, I needed that."

== Air Raiders #1 ==

* While reading ''Air Raiders'', Linkara comes across the phrase "great disaster" and freaks out over ''Countdown to Final Crisis'' again. He runs off, only to walk back onscreen and say "I knew I should have put a window there."
** "Um, look, guys, I think ''[[Spaceballs (Film)|Spaceballs]]'' was joking about that "canned air" thing..."

== Nightcat #1 ==

* Ninja. Style. Dancing.
** From the same review (''Nightcat'' #1), "Aaaaaand two panels later, [[Missing Mom|she's dead]]."
** And later on, while mocking the [[Mooks]]' [[Talking Is a Free Action|fight dialogue]], he starts singing "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrRhVueuXj0 I Can't Decide]". [[The Master]] gives this [[Shout Out]] [[Memetic Mutation|two thumbs up!]]

== Mickey Mantle #2 ==


* "Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you. Woo woo woo!"
* "Minnesota once again here to save the day... [[Mundane Made Awesome|MINNESOTA]]!"
* After the final hit by Mickey Mantle, as the triumphant music plays: "WOW! He did it! He hit the ball! He did it! They held the tension for all of ''one'' splash page! They did it! And I ''still'' don't ''care''!

== Adventures of the Kool-Aid Man #1 ==

* Linkara starts his review of a comic about The Kool-Aid Man with a horrified "WHY???"
* "The Kool-Aid Man [[Surveillance As the Plot Demands|sees you when you're sleeping]]. ''(leans in closer)'' [[Nightmare Fuel|The Kool-Aid Man sees you in your]] ''[[Nightmare Fuel|nightmares]]''."
* The entirety of the review is pretty hilarious, especially his attempts to grasp the logic behind the Kool-Aid Man's world and his enemies.

== Silent Hill: Dying Inside ==

* Defeating Pyramid Head {{spoiler|by putting him in a Pokéball.[[Chekhov's Gun|Wonder if that will come in handy later...]]}}
** {{spoiler|[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/linkara/at4w/28226-silent-hill-deadalive-5 It did.]}}
** For some viewers, that doubled as a [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]].
* Part Two of his review of ''[[Silent Hill]]: Dying Inside'' opens with an extraordinarily well-done pastiche of [[Silent Hill]] 2, with Linkara as James, 90s Kid as Maria, and Harvey Finevoice as Eddie. And more Ninja-Style Dancing!
** And the ending of Part Three! With the longest [[Punctuated for Emphasis]] moment ever!
{{quote| [[Punctuated Pounding|WORD! TO! THE! WISE! WEARING! A! HUGE! FREAKING! METAL! CHAMBER! ON! YOUR! HEAD! IS! NOT! VERY! SMART!]]}}
* His reaction to an unknown assailant interrupting the painfully annoying villain with a baseball bat: "It's Mickey Mantle! He's come to save us!"
* Linkara doing his own parody of ''Phantasmagoria: A Puzzle Of The Flesh''. That is all.
** "Damn it, Insano! Stop goofing around for two seconds and put Spoony on the phone!"
* In the "Worst Ending" from the Silent Hill Alt Endings video, Linkara gets stuck in [[Phantasmagoria 2]] and tries calling several numbers for help. 90s kid has an... interesting answering machine, Batman rants at him about rock music, and his call to Spoony gets Dr. Insano instead.
** The "UFO Ending," which features "Fly Me to the Moon"... sung by Harvey Finevoice. (The inevitable Evangelion flashbacks just make it even more hysterical) And then the credits get to the stinger text at the end, which is usually just a sentence or two, but this time is [[Overly Long Gag|several paragraphs]] of ranting about the [[Fridge Logic]] inherent in the premise of [[Silent Hill]] 4.
* His parody of the [[Silent Hill 2]] opening in the ''Dying Inside'' review. Especially 90's Kid as Maria and Pollo as Laura.

== Maximum Clonage ==

* His one year anniversary review of [[The Clone Saga]] is one of these:
** His musical renditions of padding.
** When seeing Spidercyde's outfit he just starts laughing: "Perhaps the Jackal left his cloning tube in the sun too long."
** After revealing that it was originally planned for Mephisto to be behind the clone saga: "But the writers decided that Mephisto had absolutely no place in the Spider-Man universe. [[One More Day|Yeah, hindsight's a bitch]]."
** "Do a little dance... make a little clone... get down tonight!"
** "The man responsible for our genetic future, ladies and gentlemen, with all the charm and personality of a 9-year old."
** "By Diehard's Crotch what is up with that lady's face!?", "You guys look like bratz dolls if they grew up!"
** His Voice for the Jackal that sounds like [[The Venture Bros|The Monarch]]
** This little gem:
{{quote| '''Peter Parker:''' Should I really trust a jackal?<br />
'''Linkara:''' I don't know, Peter, maybe I should- (Pulls out a cane) HIT YOU WITH MY CLUE-STICK! (proceeds to hit the screen) }}
** His psychotic breakdown due to the final issue.
** "I see the way you're acting like somebody else gets me frustrated."
* From his review of [[Spider-Man|Maximum Clonage.]], after Jackal "decides to do a little dance"
{{quote| '''Linkara''': ''(singing)'' Do a little dance... make a little clone... get down tonight!}}
** After Punisher claims to be able to shoot Jackal ''through'' Spider-Man and ends this claim with "I can, you know!"
{{quote| '''Linkara''': ''(as Punisher)'' I totally can! What, you don't believe me when I say I can? You don't think I can? ([[Beat]], sad) Nobody thinks I'm cool anymore...!}}
*** Linkara's breakdown at the end:
{{quote| '''Linkara''': ''I AM THE WALRUS GOO GOO G'JOOB!'' * punch*}}
* Also, the [[Stinger]]:
{{quote| ''The Jackal'' WHEEEEEE!}}

== 22 Brides #1 ==

* "Yeah I'm a Bee Gees fan deal with it!"
** What, no mention of this gem?: Linkara notices the lack of sense that Libby makes when she kicks a man in the nads, all with enough force to knock the rest of the gang over. Linkara says?
{{quote| '''Linkara''': ''Wow, let me see if I can do that!'' * puts comic down, gets up and tries to do so* * CRACK!* ''MY SPINE!''}}
** As the comic depicts villains surrounding heroes surrounding villains surrounding heroes, each [[Reveal]] is accompanied by an ever-higher-pitched [[Musical Sting]].

== All-Star Batman and Robin #1-2 ==

* Reading Frank Miller's descriptions of Vicki Vale, '90s Kid style. Complete with a [[Not Making This Up Disclaimer|caption assuring us that this is the actual script]].
** Crazy Steve, that is all.
** Whenever he narrates the characters repeating the same sentence over and over again. Something about the way he says it leaves me dying.
{{quote| "I'm on a date with ''Bruce Wayne!''"}}
** "You've been drafted into a war. And you had better not be a fan of rock and roll!"
** The cover for ''Superhero Innuendo Monthly'', featuring the headlines "[[Youngblood|Diehard]] and the reason we want him fighting crime for us!", "[[Green Lantern (Comic Book)|Hal Jordan]]'s new look: Yay or nay?" and "This and every other issue: Penises!"
* "I'm the goddamn Batman!" "Ladies and gentlemen, we have an internet meme!" (cue ''[[The Price Is Right]]'' theme)
* This exchange:
{{quote| '''Batman''': Who the hell do I think I am?<br />
'''Linkara''': You're the goddamn — screw it, you knew where that was going. }}

== Doom #1 ==
* Linkara doing another parody of the "Random shooting in the dark" gag from ''[[Alone in The Dark (Film)|Alone in The Dark]]'' during his review of the ''[[Doom (Comic Book)|Doom]]'' comic book complete with cameo appearances by [[Lanipator|Lan]][[Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged|ipa]][[Dragon Ball Abridged|tor]], the Nostalgia Critic, Nostalgia Chick, Marzgurl, Benzaie, Beary, Angry Joe, and various other members of TGWTG. Even [[British Stuffiness|MikeJ]] makes a game effort.
** Bennett the Sage and his Nerf gun is the best part.
** "I AM A MAN!" ''* PUNCH* '' "AND A HALF!" ''* PUNCH* * gets stuck halfway through* ''
{{quote| '''Linkara:''' A little help here.}}
** My personal favourite was [[Mike J]] part. He's looking at the others, cup of tea in a hand, then he sees the camera. His reaction?
{{quote| "Oh, uh... bang, bang, bang... bang bang bang. Booom."}}
*** While holding the cup of tea like a gun, no less.
** Beary shooting Lanipator.
** [[Press Start|Lin-Ku]] [[Death By Cameo|shooting]] [[Dark Maze Studios|Ed Glaser]].
** Linkara reciting the marine's lines in an impression of the Ultimate Warrior.
{{quote| "You hear me, [[George Foreman]]? You're next!...[[Verbal Tic|Hoak Hogan]]!!!"}}
* "KNOCK KNOCK WHO'S THERE ''ME ME ME ME ME ME ME''!"

== Bimbos in Time #1 ==
* When showing footage of the movies made by the same director as the ''Bimbos in Time'' movie. A mulleted man gets attacked by a Zombie and Linkara yells "No! Not [[Jeff Foxworthy]]!"
* His impersonation of [[Rocky Horror Picture Show|Dr. Frank N Furter]] in his "Bimbos In Time #1" review.
** "[[Tim Curry]]?" Cue obligatory ''Sweet Transvestite'' joke.
** [[Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series (Web Video)|"Why is everybody in this comic a f* cking bimbo?!?!?!?!"]]
** The intro to the review. Him pinching his sinuses, flatly stating the comic's title, and rolling to the credits.
** "Of course! Don't you know anything about sci-"
{{quote| '''Linkara:''' NO! [[You Fail Physics Forever|That wasn't even remotely scientific!]]}}
** Linkara ''severely'' overthinks one character.
{{quote| '''Linkara:''' "And she's the ''niece'' of Sherlock Holmes! ...Wait, does that mean Mycroft Holmes had a daughter? ...''Why am I thinking about this?!?''"}}
** "And [[The Beatles (Music)|I am the walrus, koo koo ka-choo]]!"
** Linkara repeatedly listening to music on his headphones to avoid having to read the comic.
** Linkara's response to one of the comic's "attempts" at "humor"
{{quote| '''Linkara:''' "[[This Is Gonna Suck|I'm only on page FOUR. This comic is FORTY-EIGHT PAGES LONG]]. Expect a lot of crying in this episode."}}
** Just the way he says "I had a dog named Ashley [[Rouge Angles of Satin|onec]]."
*** "By the way, this comic was a donation--AND I ''STILL'' FEEL LIKE I WAS RIPPED OFF!"

== The Dark Knight Strikes Again Part 1 ==

* Ninja-Style Dancer doing the [[Memetic Mutation|Caramelldansen]] dance in Linkara's ''The Dark Knight Strikes Again part 1'' review. Also:
{{quote| ''"It's about to blow"''<br />
''"[[Deadpan Snarker|It already does.]]"'' }}
* When discussing how [[Frank Miller]] fans are likely to respond to his points, he borrows [[Zero Punctuation (Web Animation)|Yahtzee's]] style for a moment:
{{quote| "Linkara, you handsome but completely inept dickweed!"}}

== Extreme Super Christmas Special #1 ==

* Linkara's steadfast refusal to do a [[Yet Another Christmas Carol]] story while reviewing "Extreme Super Christmas Special #1", despite numerous ghosts (played by Lewis's family) constantly popping up.
* The growing list of "[[Designated Hero|Our hero, ladies and gentlemen]]"

== James Bond Jr. #3 ==

* Saying all of James Bond Jr.'s lines in a Sean Connery impression just to make them sound even more ridiculous.
** And then there's Linkara wondering why [[Unfortunate Implications|James Bond's]] ''[[Unfortunate Implications|nephew]]'' [[Unfortunate Implications|is called James Bond Jr.]]
** "Getting shipped to Peru in a tank does seem a bit far-fetched." "Geez, you know it's bad when the characters admit that the premise is weak."
** "Wow! Grass! We don't have anything like that outside the woods."
** "The James Bond Jr. Show will be right back after this ad for expensive crap you don't need."
** "Russian? French? German? Tommy Wiseau?"

== Top 15 Missed Opportunities of AT 4 W ==

* [[They Wasted a Perfectly Good Plot|Top 15 Missed Opportunities of AT4W]]: Two words; baseball cards.
** Ma-Ti's using Linkara's own 'I AM A MAN!' punch against him.
** The Mr. T and the T Force letters column:
{{quote| '''Letters column''': "Instead of having [superpowers], Mr. T uses his ''head'' to get himself out of tricky situations!"<br />
'''Linkara''': "Hmhmhmhmhmmmmmm!" * fingersnap* * Montage of the "Mr. T superpower count" from the original review incrementing* }}
*** '''POWERHOUSE EXCITEMENT!!!'''
** "In the weather today, a cold front is moving in through the north and generally making things unpleasant. In other news, celebrities embarrass themselves by their utter incompetence when it comes to their sex lives and, somehow, gossip about rich people qualifies as news you need to be concerned with. In the world of sports…" * thud*
** "Bees, my God." [[The Wicker Man|"NO, NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES! AAAAAAH!]]
** His mourning version of convoy.
** After seeing a giant hologram of the Jackal's head: [[Mighty Morphin Power Rangers|"I'm busy finding 5 teenagers with attitude!"]]
** A [[Jeff Foxworthy]]-style redneck one-liner in response to the redneck communists of Sinnamon.
{{quote| "Now listen up, y'all - if yer yellin' 'YEE-HAW' at the sound of the bourgeoisie getting kicked in the pants, you just might be...the urban proletariat."}}


== 2010 Episodes ==
== Pitt # 1 ==

* From his review of ''Pitt #1''- "[[Batman: The Animated Series (Animation)|Harley Quinn]], Harley Quinn, Harley Quinn...Oh, look, a bunny!"
** "Looks like someone got... [[CSI: Miami|* sunglasses* ]] [[Quip to Black|Bent out of shape.]] [[Memetic Mutation|YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH]]
** And his response to some terrible bickering dialogue: a long string of unrelated references and jokes delivered from either end of the couch as a mock-argument, culminating in [[Call Back|"I was frozen today!"]]
** "No! Save tonight, fight the break of dawn! Come tomorrow, tomorrow I'll be gone!"
** “Do you see what I see?” “A star, a star, dancing in the night.”
** "If I see one mention of destrucity or skronking, then I'm calling it quits."
* Spoony's frequent cameos as the Ultimate Warrior, including one initiated by the mention of "Warrior" in ''Pitt #1''.
{{quote| '''Linkara:''' "A warrior"? Oh, no. OH, NO!<br />
'''Ultimate Warrior: THAT'S RIGHT HOAKOGAN!! THE TUPPERWARES OF VICTORY HAVE BEEN FILLED!! [[Puma Man|AND THE PUMA GOD, IN THEIR HOLY SPACESHIP]], HAVE SENT THE POWER OF THE WARRIORS TO FOKE AT ARBY'S!!!'''<br />
'''Linkara:''' Not you!<br />
'''Ultimate Warrior: WILL YOU NOT MEET THE CHALLENGE OF THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR??!! I WILL PARACHUTE IN FROM THE WATERS OF THE SUN TO WRESTLEMANIA, HOAKOGAN, AND THERE I WILL UNITE THE POWER OF THE HULKAMANIACS WITH THE POWER OF THE WARRIOR AND TOGETHER THEY WILL BE''' '''''DESTRUCILICIOUS!!!'''''<br />
'''Linkara:''' You're gonna warp space and time again. Go away!<br />
'''Ultimate Warrior: IIIIIIIIII WILL WEAR YOUR HAT LIKE A PIÑATA, HOAKOGAN, I THINK ESPERANTO IS A LEGITIMATE LANGUAGE, AND SOON--'''<br />
'''Linkara:''' ''Leave!''<br />
'''Ultimate Warrior: ''* Skroooooooonk* '' ''' }}

== Scarlett #1 ==

* Scarlett # 1: * flashes back to his Wolverine video game review, failing to crushed a beer can on the skull.* show off.
** "Punk is like death and crime and a rage of a beast, [[Valley Girl|Ya know?]]"
** "Uh sir, I think you've got the wrong room. This is about planning Steve's bachelor party."
** "[[Green Eggs and Ham|I will not drink it at sunset; I will not drink it on a leaflet; I will not drink blood, Sam-I-Am; Now get your teeth off me before I spray you with pam]]"

== Future Five #1 ==

* "Oh hey, my student loan bill. Wait, my student loan bill!? [[Curse Cut Short|OH FU-!]]"

== Ultimates 3 ==

* Quicksilver and Magneto's father-son chat.
{{quote| In my day, I would have been ''happy'' to get bullets in my kneecaps!}}
** [[Little Kuriboh|Hello.]] * shoots him* Hello.
** His reaction to this line:
{{quote| "Wasp, goin' to eat you up."}}
** The voices used for Magneto and Quicksilver.
** "OH MY GOD, HE ATE TOO MUCH PUDDING!!!"
** "All I did was swallow a Tic-Tac, how the hell did ''this'' happen?"
** Linkara singing [[The Wizard of Oz (Film)|"Somewhere Over the Rainbow"]]... in his Wolverine voice
** Grabbing a violin in preparation for a Wolverine backstory segment.
** Iron [[The Alcoholic|Drunk]], full stop.
** [[Crosses the Line Twice|"How do we know we can trust you?" "Well, you got AIDS!" * terrified expression* "Yeah, PWND you real good!"]]
** "[[Porky Pig Pronunciation|Sophistici-... sophisti-... Super mystified stuff.]] D.N.A.-specific. Designed to [[Running Gag|assassissassissinate]] the Scarlet Witch."
** "And you can have your D.N.A.-specific bullet that only kills the Scarlet Witch overnight to you for 29.95 plus shipping and handling!"
** "Issue 4 opens with a flashback showing Magneto and Charles Xavier. And knowing the Ultimates, I'm quite surprised they aren't [[Ho Yay|having]] [[Foe Yay|sex]] [[Covert Pervert|yet.]]"
** "And so our comic ends with the secret revelation of who ''really'' made the robots gain sentience... '''Granny Goodness!'''"
** This bit:
{{quote| Valkyrie: Listen up, you bitch. I knew a girl like you in high school. Played all the boys 'cause she was this hottie. She even went after a guy I liked.<br />
Linkara (as Valkyrie): And that girl's name was [[Twilight (Literature)|Bella Swan]]! }}
** From part 2
{{quote| Linkara: BY DIEHARDS CROTCH! GOOD GOD WOMAN WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH YOUR SPINE?}}

== Youngblood #2 ==

* Linkara begins his review when Mechakara interrupts him, annoyed that he's ignoring him despite the ominous ending last time, so Linkara unceremoniously shoots him.
** All of Linkara's cutaways during Prophet's backstory.
*** "Someday I shall prove to ze world that ''Vonderbras'' should shoot ''laser beams!''"
*** Also in need of mention: "It vasn't outlandish, it vas [[Camp Gay|FAAAAB-U-LOOOUS!!!]]"

== Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers #1 ==

* The final showdown with Black Lantern Spoony. "I'm not in your fucking way! Oh Jesus Christ, I think I just broke my foot in your ass!"
** Ninja-Style Dancer VS Mechakara. Pure freakin' hilarity.
*** Likewise {{spoiler|Pollo's}} final defeat at the hands of {{spoiler|[[The Spoony Experiment (Web Video)|Dr. Insano]]}}. Why? Because {{spoiler|[[Disproportionate Retribution|he made Dr. Insano cut his beautiful hair!]]}}
{{quote| {{spoiler|'''Dr. Insano'''}}: "Eat this, robo-bitch!"}}
** Linkara's first reaction to finding himself tied up. "Oh, great. [[Old Shame|What did Bennett find this time]]?"
** Linkara using the I AM A MAN punch on {{spoiler|Mechakara. It doesn't work, and he clutches his hand in pain and shouts, "Why, why, WHY do I always try to punch robots?! It never works!"}}
** When Linkara puts in a plug for the prop guy who made his Green Ranger dagger, Mechakara gets even more annoyed.
{{quote| '''Mechakara:''' Are you honestly doing a commercial in the middle of your review?<br />
'''Linkara:''' Screw you, hippy! He gave me a discount! }}
** "Now back to that delightful Chocolate Rain song! And then I shall go and listen to why we should [[Chris Crocker|leave Britney alone]]! AHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!"
** "[[The Room|Oh hai]], robot version of me."
** "[[Red Dwarf (TV)|Cesiumfrancolithicmyxialobidiumrixydixydoxidexidroxhide]], yaaaaaay!!!"

== Strange Adventures #136 ==

* "Wow, this situation is really getting serious. I'd better switch to my ''[[Russian Fashion|serious hat!]]''
** The first appearance of {{spoiler|Linksano}}... who promptly gets smacked in the face by the door thanks to Linkara.
*** "Huh, could've sworn I heard something. Oh well...TIME TO MAKE WAFFLES!"
** I LOVE HIS [[media:Serious_Hat.jpg|SERIOUS HAT]]!!!!
*** [[Firefly|Pretty cunning, don't ya think?]]

== Doom's IV #½ ==

* From ''Doom's IV ½''
** Linkara taking Liefeld's cereal metaphor and twisting it to fit his purposes.
** The ending, where {{spoiler|Dr. Linksano is catching up on this universe's Dr. Insano, finds out he got his [[Anti-Magic]] Field Generator Kit to work, and vows revenge. Cue Pollo telling him to be quiet, and Linkara assumes 90's Kid is crashing in his storage room yet again, so he turns on the poison gas...}}

== X-Men #1 ==

* His review of ''[[X Men]] #1''. Particularly the [[Running Gag]] over Professor Xavier's attempt to justify his school budget's more... unorthodox items to the loan officer.
{{quote| "Also, this thing about exploding robots...what's that all about?"}}
** Likewise, his impersonation of Rogue and Magneto.
{{quote| '''Magneto:''' Uh, Rogue, why are you cocking your hip to one side?<br />
'''Rogue:'''Oh, that's 'cause I'm like fish. When I'm up in the air flyin', I have to push my hips from side to side in order to move!<br />
'''Magneto:'''But… then why are you ''standing'' like that?<br />
'''Rogue:''' ([[Heroic BSOD|breaks]]) [[Punctuated for Emphasis|"I! DON'T! KNOW!"]] }}
** "Honk if you like pancakes!"
** His shock at the artwork of Gambit and Beast coming out of the plane.
*** "AHHH! When did Beast and Gambit get possessed!"
** "Cyclops! How DARE you engage in good-natured ribbing, you're supposed to be an asshole!"
** "Ah, Gambit! Blows stuff up, wears a huge coat, is Cajun, and one of his lesser known abilities is his ''keen'' political insight.

== Darker Image #1 ==

* 90s Kid pointing how awesome it would be if Bludwolf's mohawk could decapitate people.
** And later-"Death-Blow is [[Awesome McCoolname|awesome]]! He's got death! And blow! And...wait, that is [[Fail O'Suckyname|kind of a stupid name, isn't it]]?"
** Linkara's utter surprise at seeing both Lobo AND Cable making pointless cameos in the comic.
** The character Mr. Butt's (yes, seriously) first name is {{spoiler|Seymour}}. Linkara responds to this [[Incredibly Lame Pun]] by...pointing his magic gun at his own head.

== The Dark Knight Strikes Again Part 2 ==

* From his Batman: DK2 comic- "Ok, who captured [[Pokémon (Franchise)|Missingno?]]"
** "What do you want from me, Jay Leno? Why are you staring at me?!"
** The ending where Linkara discovers {{spoiler|There's a second issue of Sultry Teenage Super Foxes}}.
** Pollo telling Linkara that {{spoiler|"some mad scientist" (IE: Linksano) is plotting his downfall}}. Linkara responds with-
{{quote| '''Linkara''': Who the hell cares! They {{spoiler|made ANOTHER issue of Sultry Teenage Super Foxes}}! (Screams in horror at the comic in his hand).}}
** In attempting to do a serious analysis, he puts on the brainy specs and holds the book upside down.
** "'''Jack''' Kirby and '''Joe''' Simon, moron."
** Don't forget this funny bit:
{{quote| '''Manga looking newscaster girl''': Hugely large alien spaceship attack whole big planet!!! Coming up next on Super Manga Giant Big News!! Now, baby, tonight!!! I'm cool and hard-boiled!!<br />
'''Linkara''': Oh, how I wish [[Sailor Moon (Manga)|Sailor Moon]] would just walk out, twirl around fifty times and release a whole bunch of sparkly things to make this end. }}
* In response to Superman and Wonder Woman's "relationship"
{{quote| '''Linkara:''' *indignant fury*<br />
'''SNL 'Hardball' Sketch:''' ''"I'm gonna go ahead and assume you know why that's stupid and move on..."'' }}
* When Batman talks about Carrie's plan to use a concert to start a revolution.
{{quote| '''Batman''': I never would've conceived it. Not in a million years.<br />
'''Linkara''': Of course not. Your undying hatred of rock n' roll would never allow you to take advantage of a concert Batman. }}

== Sultry Teenage Super-Foxes #2 ==

* Sultry Teenage Super Foxes #2:
** " {{spoiler|Mechakara}}! It's Morphing Time!" (fails to find morpher).
** {{spoiler|Mechakara}} [[Lampshade Hanging|lampshading]] {{spoiler|its}} own status as [[Ensemble Darkhorse]].
** So it was [[All Just a Dream|all a dream]]... [[Tempting Fate|they didn't]] ''really'' make a second issue of... (notices what he's holding in his hand, starts hyperventilating, screams in fear... only to cut to the theme song)
** "Cornered by the [[Breaking the Fourth Wall|fourth wall-breakers]]"/"Can Whatshername get out of this corner?"/"[[It Makes Sense in Context|You stay in that corner and think about what you've done, young lady!]]"
** ""Now!" What? What about "Now!"?"
** "Oh god, I'm in Sultry Teenage Super Foxes! [[Screw This, I'm Outta Here|Somebody get me outta here!]]"
** "It's almost as if women were people or somethin'!"
** "We suspect that [women] are actually some kind of butter."
** "No screams for ice cream? I imagine if I was a hellish woman inflicting terror upon my co-pilot, I would go for some Haagen-Dasz."
** "Heh, heh. I have no way of controlling them, no way of proving that they ''have'' this power I claim they do, and they could easily roast me, toast me and burn me to a crisp if they so desired. Damn, I got it sweet."
** "Naturally, two of the girls laugh out loud at the suggestion. And why wouldn't they? After all, it's not like [[Twilight (Literature)|they sparkle or are creepy stalkers]], like ''real'' vampires."
** "Man, this is the worst episode of ''[[Law and Order (TV)|Law and Order]]'' ever."
** Continuously referring to the alien mothership as a "Space Calzone".
** "Poor Linkara, having to ''read'' this tripe!"
** "[[Completely Missing the Point|Oh my god, I want that hair!]]"
** "Yeah, what an asshole! Going out with another woman even you clearly established earlier that you weren't even dating and that he was just being nice to you, especially since [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|you're not even eighteen years old]]! ...wait, what?"
** "No! [[Punctuated for Emphasis|Less! Less! Less!]]"

== Star Trek/X-Men #1 ==

* His 30-second summary of the second ''[[Star Trek the Original Series (TV)|Star Trek the Original Series]]'' episode "Where No Man Has Gone Before"- "I AM THE GOD! I AM THE GOD!"
** "Watch me move this Styrofoam cup!" * cup moves with a humming noise* "ISN'T THAT AWESOME?!"
** Or this exchange:
{{quote| '''Dehner:''' So what if he's got godlike powers? Maybe he's really nice and having godline powers will help the species and he WON'T try to take over the universe!<br />
* [[Chirping Crickets]]*<br />
'''Kirk:''' Lady, you've just totally reinvented stupid. }}
** From that same review, [[Robot Buddy|Pollo]] in a hilariously oversized Starfleet uniform, singing the "Star Trekkin'" song.
** "The planet starts tearing itself apart..."
{{quote| '''[[The Room|Johnny:]]''' You're tearing me ''apart'', Lisa!}}

== Athena #1 ==

* "They should have just called this ''Athena's Butt'', it gets more panel time than her!"

== JLA - Act of God Part 01 ==

* From ''JLA Act of God - Part 1'':
{{quote| '''Linkara:''' At the bar of Guy Gardner, former Green Lantern, then former superhero called Warrior...<br />
'''Ultimate Warrior:''' Load the spaceship with the rocket fuel, ''load it with the words!''<br />
'''Linkara:''' Dammit, not '''''that''''' Warrior! }}
** "Maybe I'll put salami on my sandwich. ...''and maybe not''."
** "Maxi-extreme ultra normal."
** The continuity alarm's message when it finally goes off near the end.
{{quote| '''Linkara:''' Oh, what, '''now''' you decide to pipe up?<br />
'''Continuity Alarm:''' ''(via text)'' You switched me off before the review. I'm back, baby! }}

== JLA - Act of God Part 02 ==

* In part 2, when [[Green Lantern (Comic Book)|Kyle]] is still [[Wangst|wangsting]] about the loss of his powers:
{{quote| '''Kyle:''' Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!<br />
'''Neighbor:''' Shut up! We're trying to sleep! Go whine about your superpowers somewhere else! }}
** Linkara punching the comic.
** In response to Lois leaving Superman after he loses his powers:
{{quote| '''Linkara:''' (to the continuity alarm) Are you going to shut me down for this?<br />
'''Continuity Alarm:''' *''Nah, I'm gonna sit this one out.''*<br />
'''Linkara:''' ''(deep breath)'' "'''BUUUUUULLLLLLLL.''' '''''CRAAAAAAAAAAAAP!'''''" (goes on long rant about the nature of Clark Kent and his relationship with Lois to demonstrate just how bad the [[Character Derailment]] is) }}
** "Were we too arrogant, Clark-" "NO. YOU WEREN'T. ''SHUT UP.''"
** "Just look at Superman here, trying to seal that dam. You can just tell that he's thinking 'Hot damn, it's awesome to be exalted by humanity. I feel just like God. Maybe I should let this dam burst just to spite them all!'"
** "I have Booster Gold's ''entire first series'' in my hand, and I assure you he didn't save Ronald Reagan's life just for ''cash!'' ...Though it did help."
** [[Wangst|I'm an alien, no-one understands me, wah, wah, wah!]]

== JLA - Act of God Part 03 ==

* His entire response to Act of God Part 3, with him declaring himself never having been this angry since Superman: At Earth's End.
*** Leading to another funny moment: his near insanity thanks to {{spoiler|Dr. Linksano's "Black Light Event Generator"}}.
** The reaction to seeing [[Wonder Woman]] praying to the Christian god, despite the facts that her whole origin story is heavily based on the Greek mythology, and she frequently invokes the Greek pantheon.
{{quote| '''Linkara''': Y' know, this comic is actually quite the argument for ''Satan's'' existence!}}
** Linkara comparing Doug Moench's knowledge of all non-Batman characters to his knowledge of Greek line dances, which is '''nothing'''.
** "Maybe the powers were a crutch." [[Scrubs|"(to the tune of Westminster Chimes) WRONG, WRONG, WRONG, WRONG. WRONG, WRONG, WRONG, WRONG. YOU'RE WRONG."]]
*** Hell, ANY gag-clip involving/relating to calling out the comic's stupidity.
** "Nine, eight, seven, si- BOOOM." [[Doctor Who (TV)|"You said 'ten seconds'." "Nobody's perfect, professor."]]
** "While the power of heroes may fade, it can never die... except for, you know, when Superman became a drunk, and Wonder Woman became a Catholic, and Guy Gardner became a shill, and Billy Batson became a radio announcer, and Blue Beetle and Booster Gold sold their tech, and Green Lantern became an obsessed freak... you know, ''besides'' for all of that."

== TMNT Meets Archie ==

* From his review of ''The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles meet [[Archie Comics|Archie]]'' - "Oh dear god, what the hell is up with the art!? No, seriously, what the hell is up with the art on the turtles?!? They look like they're melting!"
{{quote| Actually, ALL of his comments on the art are CMoF, especially with lines like "SWEET JIMINY CHRISTMAS!"}}
** After one of the turtles says "Next you'll we'll be trying to understand the middle east.": [[Sarcasm Mode|"Yeah because it's not like they have culture or speak English or eat pizza!]] Seriously what's up with that line?"
** His reaction to the turtles being summoned by a cow head: "(holds up a bottle of beer) Man, what's in this stuff?"
** "I own your asses! You will dance when I command you to dance!"
** After having [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|quoted an entire monologue of "Dante's Inferno"]] (specifically the bit about entering Hell), what's his response to the audience's (possible) reactions? "...''Read a book, people!''"
** "Oh dear god, they've found the [[Raiders of the Lost Ark (Film)|Ark of the Covenant]]! (covers his eyes) Nobody look at it!"
** The combination of a freaked out Linkara staring at the cow head '''apparently about to swallow the Turtles and Archie''' set to the TMNT theme.
** "See how he just lays there in the tube? Clearly his power is increasing!!!"
** "Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Man Ray?" [[Pinky and The Brain|"I think so, Brain. But if we give peas a chance, won't the lima beans feel left out?"]]
** "Well, let's dig into Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles meet Archie and- wow, I really just said that, didn't I?"
** "''Gasp''! [[Standard Female Grab Area|You have grabbed my arms in an awkward manner]]! ''I surrender immediately''!

== Lunatik #1 ==

* Lunat!k #1; 'Because poor literacy is- ([[Beat]])- '''COMPLETELY NONSENSICAL'''
** The shout-out to Kickassia happening that same week.
{{quote| "That's a good idea! Let's take a little vacation, I'll finish the review when I get back."<br />
Three months later...<br />
(Linkara sits back down) "They caught up with me outside [[Kickassia|Molossia]]." }}

== Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos #1 ==

* Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos #1: " That's why I printed this huuuuuuuuuuge picture of you. HATE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!! * [[Beat]]* [[Foe Yay|Marry me.]]
** He comments on the logo of the comic with words "[[Chuck Norris]]" taking up a third of the page and on the superhero-like outfit of Chuck Norris. He continues with "Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe this won't be an [[Sidekicks|ego trip]] for old Chucky." Cue the first page with a thought bubble "Chuck Norris is the best!"
{{quote| '''Linkara:''' Well, that didn't take long.}}
** When TM prays for something to save him from having to talk about the book he hasn't read - the Cult of the Klaw attack the school.
{{quote| '''Linkara''' (acting overjoyed): Thank God - TERRORISTS!}}
** The return of Ninja Style Dancer, as an example of a REAL ninja, instead of the losers in the comic. "You make me feel like dancing..."
** His rant at the end of the video, in which he says how Chuck Norris is overrated as an "All-Seeing Badass God"... which ends with him saying: "Besides, we all know [[Mr. T]] has more superpowers than Chuck Norris!"
** His comment on the use of "Bammo!" as an [[Unsound Effect]].

== Warrior 2-3 ==

* The reveal that Dr. Linksano is one of the Schlumper brothers from Spoony's Party Mania review.
** Another moment of pure hilarity - "You're giving the slash ficcers material!" lampshading the [[Foe Yay]] that many will be pointing out.
*** Not to mention that in this universe, both Linkara and Spoony are Johnny from ''[[The Room]]''. The outtakes take it even further, with both of them improvising further lines in-character after a mistake.
** Pretty much all of the battle royale at the end, from the Robotic Grabby Thing Mark Two to Dr. Bearsano.
** The [[Shout Out]] to ''1408''.
{{quote| {{spoiler|"We've Only Just Begun" starts playing}}<br />
{{spoiler|'''Insano''': Kill it! Keel et! Keel et! {Attacks radio}}} }}
** Dr. Hulksano. This is all.
** The review continues the proud tradition of random time-dimension crossover cameos... with a few twists.
*** Angry Joe rants angrily about the section he has just read, only to be revealed to be neither Linkara nor Insano. He just snuck in.
{{quote| '''[[The Angry Joe Show (Web Video)|Angry Joe]]''': My GOD this comic blows! I can't believe anyone let this thing see print, much less FOUR ISSUES of it!<br />
'''Linkara''': Joe, what the hell are you doing? I went to take a bathroom break for a minute, and now you're doing my review?<br />
'''[[The Angry Joe Show (Web Video)|Angry Joe]]''': (A few seconds of silence, followed by him throwing the comic away and running off) }}
*** Iron Liz asks everyone's immediate question. "Who the hell am I?"
** This bit, with Spoony and Linkara's voices over the Nostalgia Chick and Marzgurl, respectively:
{{quote| '''Nostalgia Chick/Spoony''': Yeah, the slow ass route. (Pause) Hey, do I look weird to you?<br />
'''Marzgurl/Linkara''': No, just as masculine as ever.<br />
'''Nostalgia Chick/Spoony''': (promptly [[Man, I Feel Like a Woman|fondles hirself]] then feels her face) }}
** Or this bit:
{{quote| '''Linkara''': [[The Matrix|Because as you know, Mr. Anderson, it is purpose that created us.]]<br />
'''Dr. Insano''': Purpose that connects us.<br />
'''Nostalgia Chick''': Purpose that pulls us.<br />
'''Benzaie''': That guides us.<br />
'''Bhargo''': That drives us.<br />
'''[[Lord Kat]]''': That defines.<br />
'''Bennett the Sage''': It is purpose that binds us.<br />
'''Linkara''': We're here because of you, Mr. Anderson, we're here to take from you-- (looks around) Wait, where the hell did you all come from?! }}
*** The outtakes reveal that it took a while for everyone to stop cracking up at Bennett popping up in the foreground and suddenly blocking out half the screen. Then they hit on the idea that his head in profile would be even funnier, and it starts all over again.
** Dr. Linksano's attempt to explain how his universe is different from ours.
{{quote| '''Dr. Linksano''': For example, in ''my'' universe, Wayne Brady is ''black!''<br />
'''Spoony:''' He's black in this universe, too...<br />
'''Dr. Linksano:''' Silence, you sad, silly bastard! }}
** Dr. Bearsano: "I've done things I'm not proud of, but they were all very adorable."
** There's also Linkara's "our hero, ladies and gentlemen" [[Running Gag]]. However, thanks to the dimension shifts, this line is instead delivered by {{spoiler|[[Ensemble Darkhorse|M]][[Killer Robot|e]][[Complete Monster|c]][[AI Is a Crapshoot|h]][[Evil Is Cool|a]][[Knight of Cerebus|k]][[Nightmare Fuel|a]][[Eviler Than Thou|r]][[Arch Enemy|a]]}}.
** The Silent Movie universe, complete with black and white, piano, [[Antiquated Linguistics]], and title cards to let you know what they just said.
{{quote| '''Spoonkara''': I say, dear boy, if the hues were incorrect in the starting collection, perhaps you should simply have stayed the course for the next one!<br />
'''Dr. Linksano''': By George, [[Medium Awareness|where IS that piano noodling coming from]]?<br />
'''Spoonkara''': [[Medium Awareness|And why do we seem to vanish after we open our mouths]]? }}

== The Dark Knight Strikes Again Part 3 ==

* From ''The Dark Knight Strikes Again Part 3'' there's: Linkara summoning a [[Power Rangers in Space|Battlizer]] and performing his "I AM A MAN!!" punch on the aforementioned comic, causing it so be set on fire.
{{quote| '''Linkara''': I told you I was saving it.}}
** Not to mention Linkara's freakout leading to him creating "Beppo the Invisible Monkey" (while obviously disoriented).
{{quote| '''Linkara''': WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY, FRANK?! WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS MINISERIES?! WHY ARE THEY MAKING ME REVIEW THIS?! ''(lunges for the camera)'' ''WHY?!'' SOMEBODY, SEND HELP! '''''GAAAAAAAAAA'''''--<br />
''(Feed cuts off; a [[We Are Experiencing Technical Difficulties|"Please Stand By" screen]] displays for several seconds)''<br />
'''Linkara''': ''(clothes and hat disheveled)'' You know, people often ask me how I can cope with such horrible comics...well, it's all thanks to the help of Beppo, the invisible monkey! ''(off to the side)'' Isn't that right, Beppo?<br />
''([[Beat]])''<br />
'''Linkara''': ''(to the camera)'' [[Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series (Web Video)|Beppo says 'yes']]". }}
** Also worth noting is that Beppo is also a [[Shout Out]] to Silver Age Superman's pet Kryptonian monkey.
** ''Linkara'': Hello and Welcome to Atop the Fourth Wall, where bad comics burn! Say... * Pulls out his pocket watch* It's Mill- * [[Screw This, I'm Outta Here|Gets up and tries to make a break for it]]*
** In response to Miller naming a porn star to who takes up the name Big Barda "Hot Gates" in a reference to ''300'', Linkara plays the clip of Benzaie explaining that ''[[Three Hundred|300]]'' is really about '''constipation''' while driving to film ''[[Kickassia]]'' just to show how great interpretation of symbolism is. Best. [[Take That]]. Ever.
*** Made even better by [[Jew Wario]]'s reaction.
** "[[I Need a Freaking Drink|Back to the bottle]]." ''(chugs from a brown-bagged liquor bottle)''
** "So here's a [[Cute Kitten|video of a kitten instead]]!"
** [[The Stinger]] at the end. "Eh, who are you people? Where's my soup? You want to see pictures of my grandchildren?"
** Linkara saying that [[Frank Miller]] has "all the subtlety of an elephant singing Ave Maria while doing the can-can," just for the imagery.

== Tandy Computer Whiz Kids: Fit to Win ==

* In ''Tandy Computer Wiz Kids'', the teacher asks her students what this great new enterprise is that will energize the economy like never before. Linkara gives a gleeful shout of "Prostitution!"
** The appearances of [[Duke Nukem]] and [[Popeye]].
** The Stinger: {{spoiler|DID YOU STOP THINKING ABOUT THEM?! YOU DID, YOU SONS OF BITCHES!}}
** Him making fun of the blatant [[Product Placement]]: "Alec, why are you doing a commercial? I know all this, I BOUGHT it!"
** He decides that the main characters are all undercover policemen.

== Anita blake: The Laughing Corpse #1-2 ==

* Linkara doing ''[[Anita Blake]]: The Laughing Corpse'' as Harvey Finevoice. You'd think it gets old after a while, but...
** "The kids were playing with ''Jell-O'' again!"
** "No, that's a Barbie doll."

== Freak Force #1 ==

* Freak Force #1; 90's Kid's [[Suspiciously Similar Song]] version of the theme song. That is all.
{{quote| "90's Kid! He is a man! NO... wait, he is a kid! Uh, wait! Aren't I 90's Kid? Wh-Why am I talking about 90's Kid as if I'm not actually here?"}}
** Also his alternate version of the normal second lines:
{{quote| "Brodsky, you are a genius! [[Rob Liefeld|Liefeld]], [[Like a God To Me|you are my god]]! What's another word that rhymes with genius...?"}}
** The voices he gives to the characters. [[Large Ham|Good]] ''[[Large Ham|Lord]]''.
** All of 90's Kid's complaints of the book.
{{quote| "I believe they should add ''guns'' to the American flag."<br />
"A redhead walks down the street wearing striped pants that kinda make her look mint flavored."<br />
"Clearly he was pondering if it would be wise to add more pouches to his huge shoulder pads. For the record, the answer is ''CHA!!''"<br />
"Cha! Big red dudes go on top of the Christmas tree, not the fire escape."<br />
"Whoa, this guy can make an Ace of Base album of out of old beer cans!"<br />
"Dude, no ones' gonna take you serious with a name like Mighty Man! You should add "blood" to it! Or at least Strike. That's Stryke with a Y." }}
** 90's Kid doing the comic's sound effects.
{{quote| ''[[Doomy Dooms of Doom|DOOM DOOM DOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!]]''}}
** When 90's Kid gets bored and decides to play Justice League Task Force on his Megadrive instead, the fact that the cartridge that was previously in was ''Shaq Fu''. (And in the credits, Linkara says he owns ''two'' copies).
*** It gets better: He plays the game on the highest difficulty because it's "Hard Core" and then gets curb stomped... and promptly gets curb stomped again and proclaims the game awesome.
*** And in lieu of an ending 90's kid just keeps playing. and according to Pollo it just goes on like that for an hour.
** The look of sheer shock and horror at 90's Kid's performance that Harvey Finevoice gives is absolutely hysterical as he asks Pollo what he was thinking asking 90s Kid to do the show and can he take over next week, please.
** It's a cliche to call something a "Crowning X Of Awesome", but in this case it's true. 90s Kid's appearances are usually [[Crowning Moment of Funny|Crowning Moments Of Funny]] on their own, so giving him [[A Day in The Limelight]] makes the whole episode a Crowning Episode Of Awesome.

== Chain Gang War #1 ==

* From Chain Gang war #1:
{{quote| '''Iron Liz:''' * holds up a huge Nerf gun* We're here to tell you about [[Scientology]].}}
** The [[The Muppets|"Get the animal"]] [[Running Gag]]. That is all.
** When your silencer is THAT long, it's reached "[[Compensating for Something|Compensating for something]]" territory...
** Harvey's line in the stinger: "Ya did good, kid. But ditch [[The Voiceless|the ninja]], he doesn't shut up."
** Liz's ill-fated attempt to put on Linkara's glasses, all as [[Doctor Who (TV)|Song For Ten]] plays uninterrupted.
** "Which, according to my calculations is . . . $59.98 before tax. I think this calculator is broken."
** Ninja Dancer's cards, used instead of talking.
{{quote| I am silent as the ballerina.}}
*** [[Throw It In|"As a ninja, my cards are out of order to confuse my enemies."]]

== Ewoks #9 ==

* From Ewoks #9: "I'm distracting you so she can stab you."
** A [[Stealth Hi Bye]]... from {{spoiler|Bear}}.
** Regarding the foot soldiers:
{{quote| '''Linkara:''' It gets better. They're robots!<br />
'''Iron Liz:''' Cool! That means [[Stuff Blowing Up|they can blow up]]!<br />
'''Linkara:''' I know! }}
** Linkara and Liz go through a whole triumphant post-battle ending scene, complete with ''[[Police Squad!]]'' style freeze-frame gag... then realize they still have to review the second half of the comic.
*** Best part? ''They're just holding still.'' They hold that pose for 20 seconds with those goofy expressions.
** Pollo asking Harvey Finevoice if he ever lights up his cigarette at all.
** Liz doing a happy victory dance to the Ewok celebration song from ''Return of the Jedi''... as a confused Linkara looks on.

== Cable #2 ==

* From Cable #2; [[Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series (Web Video)|Yes, I'm Dan Green; voice actor extraordinaire. And apparently I ink comic books too.]]
** Pollo telling other more obscure past characters that Linkara returned and they won't be needing any more special guests.
** In response to the sentence "The sounds work my spinal column like a piano" {{spoiler|Linkara plays the piano piece "The Entertainer" on his spine.}}
** "Never, ever let '90s Kid host my show ever again! Ever!"
** "Damn you, ancient Egypt! When will your evil tendrils let go of present day America?" Then cut to a picture of pyramids played to [[Star Wars|the imperial march]].
** "Oh my God, [[Portal (Video Game)|The Companion Cube is out for revenge!]]"
** "Well, I'm back from being imprisoned on Lord Vyce's ship and I'm ready to review again. That's why today we're digging into Cable #2." [[Beat]] "I quit."
*** His face also melts into total disgust during that beat! And doooon't you forget it!

== The California Raisins 3-D #2 ==

* From California Raisins 3D: "I just said 'heroic raisin.' My dignity will never be the same again."
** The title card, featuring two 3D-ified California Raisins confronting Linkara while doing the "L for Loser" thing with their hands. It's pretty funny.
** The female raisins. That is all.
** His obsession with the [[Fridge Logic]] associated with the biology of living food products.
{{quote| Ah, so here we're getting some details on the biology; when he was young, he was just a burger patty. If that's the case, then where did the buns come from- did they grow out of him like hair? If that's the case, then why are his eyes embedded in the bun?}}
** "Now let's play some better music." * No music plays* "You can't hear it because it's in 3-D, wait."
** After the raisins get a letter informing them about an anonymous gift of a mansion:
{{quote| '''Linkara:''' P.S.: I am a Nigerian prince and I wish to send you my fortune.}}

== Hardcore Station #1 ==

* From Hardcore Station #1: "Space Stalin has a tiny penis." [[It Makes Sense in Context]], I swear!
{{quote| 90's Kid: Dude! [[Brick Joke|I just beat Justice League Task Force]]!}}
** His [[Call Back]] to the Ultimates 3 review {{spoiler|where Tony Stark has been replaced by a robot}}: "Ahm totally bein' serious! One time * while showing two fingers, then fixing the number* I-I got replaced by a robot, who drank even more then I did. * beat* You're a very pretty man..."
** So let's dig into Hardcore Station #1 and see if this place is that hardcore! * beat* Of course it isn't, what show do you think you're watching?
** "So that dream I had where I was fighting evil alongside the [[Doctor Who (TV)|Seventh Doctor]] on board the [[Star Trek (Franchise)|Enterprise]] was because I wanted a sandwich?"
** "[...] and savor the end of your quest" [[The Legend of Zelda (Video Game)|Dun-dun-dun-DUN!]]

== Brute Force #1 ==

* From Brute Force #1; [[media:it_looked_good_on_paper_i_swear_5048.PNG|The interpretation of the scientist's plan of bio-mech animals as a means of saving the environment.]]
** Set off by triumphant music. Just imagine the old Windows "shutdown" noise or something.
** '''[[Crowning Moment of Awesome|ROBO-BEAR]] [[Up to Eleven|VERSUS]] [[So Bad It's Good|CYBER]] GORILLA.''' That is all.
*** No, it isn't. '''ROBO-BEAR VERSUS CYBER-GORILLA ''WITH [[Crowning Music of Awesome|GHOST]] [[Nightwish (Music)|LOVE]] SCORE'''''. [[So Cool Its Awesome|You're welcome]].
** "[[It Makes Sense in Context|Does Flipper need to choke a bitch]]?"
** When the doctor tells his son that Tastee Burgers are funded by the organization cutting down the rain forest, this exchange happens.
{{quote| Kid: But Tastee Burgers are cool! Tastee Tony says so and he's neat.<br />
[[Doctor Who (TV)|Cyberman]]: There is logic in what he says. }}
** Shortly followed by:
{{quote| Doctor: But if they work for Flex, and Flex is clearing rain forests, then... [[Insane Troll Logic|that's where they've taken him!]]<br />
Linkara: *shocked expression*<br />
Cyberman: There is logic in what he s-<br />
Linkara: NO THERE ISN'T! }}

== Amazing Spider-Man: Skating on Thin Ice #1 ==

* In ''[[Spider Man]]: Skating on Thin Ice'', a literal interpretation of the phrase "alcohol abuse."
** In reference to the cover, asking whether Spidey is a dealer and whether one of the drugs he's peddling is hydrochloric acid.
{{quote| "I can't get the ''buzz'' without the ''burn'', man!"}}
** Linkara's take on Electro's [[Mook]] noting his boss' [[Bond Villain Stupidity]]?
** "What does Aces stand for?" * pictures of [[Ace Ventura]], [[Doctor Who (TV)|Ace]], and [[Red Dwarf (TV)|Ace Rimmer]]* .
{{quote| "Pff. My ideas were cooler."}}
** "Wait, you're letting the kids have independent thought? What the hell kind of PSA ''is'' this?"
** "Sneak into their bedrooms at night and loudly proclaim ''[[No Indoor Voice|"HI! I'M SPIDERMAN AND I'M IN YOUR ROOM!"]]''."
** [extremely over-exaggerated dramatic reveal music] "OH MY GOD, HE HAS SWEETARTS!"
** Linkara's [[Genre Savvy]]-ness.
{{quote| '''Spiderman''': That's a decision only you can make, but I want to help you make an ''informed'' decision. Interested?<br />
'''Linkara''': Oh, boy. He better not start singing... }}
** Linkara's take on [[Spider Man]]'s explanation for his knowledge
{{quote| '''Kid''': How do you know so much about me, Spidey?<br />
'''[[Spider Man]]''': (cheerfully) Please, [[One More Day|I've consorted with]] [[Satan]]. I know stuff about you that'd destroy your already fragile psyche! }}
** This:
{{quote| '''Electro''': Turn around, Spider-Man. I want to see your face before you die.<br />
'''Linkara''': ...''[[Fridge Logic|He's wearing a mask]]!'' }}
** "Right round! Like a record, baby!"
** "Just as I suspected, petrified urinal cakes."
** Near the end, Linkara sums up the way the message of the comic was delivered by showing a clip of [[South Park|Mr. Mackey]] saying over and over "[[Drugs Are Bad]]".

== Star Trek Voyager: Elite Force ==

* The [[Montage|Montages]] of the various security teams from [[Star Trek (Franchise)|Star Trek]] getting [[Red Shirt|repeatedly]] [[The Worf Effect|worfed]] during his review of the ''[[Star Trek Elite Force]]'' comic book, set to the end credits music from ''[[Dawn of the Dead (Film)|Dawn of the Dead]]''.
** Ensign Munro's [[Lampshade Hanging]] on the Vohrsoth's crappy animation.
** "I am Captain Linkara of the USS...uh...* looks around* ...[[Line-of-Sight Name|Green Futon!]]"
** "...Science is EVIL."
** After Tuvok says that the assimilated Foster couldn't be saved, a cut to a title card that says "And now a short list of people who have been assimilated but were saved" including Picard, Janeway, Torres and Tuvok himself with the caption "Yes, you too, jackass."

== Action Comics #592 ==

** Linkara's [[Shout Out]] in the opening narration:
{{quote| '''Narrator:''' ''"...the sort of mistake almost anyone could make."''<br />
'''Linkara:''' (as Big Barda) ''"What do you mean Chik-fil-A isn't open on Sundays!?"''<br />
'''Narrator:''' ''[[Doctor Who (TV)/NS/Recap/S4 E11 Turn Left|"A right turn, instead of a left."]]''<br />
'''Linkara:''' ''"Oh great; now [[Doctor Who (TV)|David Tennant's]] dead and [[Apocalypse How|the stars are going out!]]"'' }}
** Darkseid considers the greater workings of the universe: "Where does string come from?"
** Linkara's reaction to Superman's "[[Wonder Woman]] under all that glop" comment after he rescues Barda from Sleez's mind control.
** "Puberty was not fun for Darkseid."
** The description that Barda comes from an environment "where [[Nineteen Eighty-Four|1984]] is considered a lighthearted comedy".
** "Oh, a big metal tube that shoots lasers. No one can stop you now. Unless, you know, they have guns... or bombs... or stabbing objects... [[Rock Beats Laser|really hard rock]]..."

== Action Comics #593 ==

* The [[Previously On]] sequence in ''Action Comics'' #593 occasionally cuts to That Jewish Guy nonchalantly eating a sandwich. Which is eventually revealed as {{spoiler|just two pieces of bread.}} ''That Jewish Guy keeps eating it''.
** [[Punctuated for Emphasis|After. Dinner. Mint.]]
** "I remember a goat, salad dressing, and a traffic cone. After that it gets ''weird''."
** Pollo asking {{spoiler|[[Mystery Science Theater 3000|Tom Servo]]}} if he ever feels "not so fresh".
** Linkara pointing out how, if Big Barda watched [[The Ring]], the video would consist of Barda beating up Samara.
** When Grossman shouts that [[Superman]] has got "all the sex appeal of a side of beef":
{{quote| '''Linkara:''' That's not what [[Slash Fic|slashficcers]] seem to think...}}
** Bennett the Sage wanting to be the only Frenchman on the site. Complete with [[Large Ham|hammy accent]]
** The [[Fridge Logic]] that, given the timeline, Darkseid has been sitting on Mr. Miracle's comfy chair for ''two days'' before Mr. Miracle realized that he was there, and then going on to wonder if Mr. Miracle ''thought Darkseid was his wife''.
** The sheer impracticality of the locking mechanism.
{{quote| '''Mr. Miracle:''' Honey, I left the little mirror things in the kitchen, we'll have to sleep on the lawn again tonight!}}
** Superman, hunting Sleez, can't use [[X Ray Vision]] because the sewer pipes are made of lead: "I can track Sleez by smell, if I have to!"
{{quote| '''Linkara (as Superman)'': "Oh, geez! Oh, oh, man, that was a mistake! Why did I try to do that in a sewer?!?"}}
** "Tonight, on [[Masterpiece Theater]], Darkseid brings you [[Laurence Olivier]] as [[Richard III]].
** "Is that a [[After Last Season|cardboard MRI machine?]]
** Just the tagline in and of itself is funny - [[Dude, Not Funny|"Anyone who says 'bow-chicka-wow-wow' to what's happening in this garbage will be punched in the face"]]

== Top 15 Comics I'll Never Review ==

* From his Top 15 Comics I'll Never Review video: [[It Makes Sense in Context|"Boner. Boner boner. Boner boning a boner. Boner boner. Erect penis."]]
** "I'm not paying a hundred bucks for porn! [[The Internet Is for Porn|I have the internet, dangit]]!"
*** "[[Lost Girls (Comic Book)|Lost Girls]]. It's porn~!"
** His dad showing up as the [[Anthropomorphic Personification]] of The Internet and Linkara's Fandom
** After categorially refusing to trash ''[[Marvel Zombies]]'': "Is there anything more awesome than [[Bruce Campbell]] taking out zombie superheroes?" ([[Beat]]) "Well, okay, yes, but you gotta admit it's hard to top Robo-Bear Versus Cyber-Gorilla."
** "I don't want to see [[Barack Obama|President Obama]] fighting zombies or John McCain riding a ''[[Tyrannosaurus Rex|T.Rex]]''. ...I do want to see [[Memetic Badass|Teddy Roosevelt]] doing that, though."
** The [[Nextwave]] [[Running Gag]].
** His ''utter horror and revulsion'' at the abomination that is [[Sonichu]]. Completely understandable, yet still somehow hilarious.
** The face he makes at the thought of what Hollywood would do to ''[[Lost Girls (Comic Book)|Lost Girls]]''.

== 100th Episode ==

* His 100th Review:
** [[Angel (TV)|And one world with nothing but shrimp. I tired of that one quickly.]]
** [[It Makes Sense in Context|ZOMG, Sonic is a]] [[Battlestar Galactica Reimagined (TV)|Cylon]]!
** The ending of the 100th review {{spoiler|has almost all his characters along with the entire TGWTG crew singing his theme song...including Ninja Style Dancer and the Bear.}}
*** And Dr. Insano gets the "Of course! Don't you know anything about ''science''?" line.
*** When the Cinema Snob says "He has a magic gun!" in an ''incredibly angry voice''.
** [[Death Trap|His little surprise for anyone that decides to try to take over his old place]] - Which leads to Phelous needing to come [[Back From the Dead]], again.
** [[Power Rangers]] toys as [[G-Rated Drug]] - "I can quit whenever I want!"
** "All are one in Darkseid."
** [[Hypocritical Humor|"It'd be like if I suddenly had access to the technology of]] [[Power Rangers]] and [[Star Trek (Franchise)|Star Trek]] [[Hypocritical Humor|without any kind of explanation of how I did" as he holds up his phaser and one of his morphers.]]
*** (realising what he's holding) "OK, moving on".
** A sketch following Robotnik's [[Non Sequitur]] reply to Sonic:
{{quote| '''Linkara!Sonic:''' I've super speed, you weird mustached bastard!<br />
'''Linkara!Robotnik:''' Oh, is that so? Well, it just so happens that [[Card-Carrying Villain|I am evil, and sick, and twisted]]...<br />
'''Linkara!Sonic:''' (holding an energy drink) Mm? Oh, sorry, while you were talking how evil you are, I rescued everybody, got something to drink, AND gave you a wedgie.<br />
'''Linkara!Robotnik:''' (checks his back) ([[Beat]]) So you have... }}
** "I'll make them play [[Sonic the Hedgehog 2006 (Video Game)|Sonic 2006]], I'm that twisted!"
** "It's so real, that you'll think you're part of the adventure! It's so real, that you'll be wetting yourself in fear!"

== Nolan Ryan #1 ==

* Due to the subject of {{spoiler|''Tony the Tiger'' and ''Nolan Ryan'' helping a depressed kid ''with '''baseball'''''}}, the entirety of the "Nolan Ryan in 'The Winning Pitch'" review.

== Transformers #4-5 ==

* [[Transformers]] #4 and 5 - The [[Dull Surprise]] [[Running Gag]]
** Optimus Prime says that "retreat and surrender don't compute" with the Autobots.
{{quote| Linkara!Optimus: "They really need to download the update."}}
** Megatron says that he and Optimus Prime need to have a talk. Cue Linkara saying in his Megatron voice [[The Talk|"When two robots love each other very much..."]]
** Supply your own dialogue, because the writers forgot to!
** "Faster, Superion!" (Said by Optimus as he clings to a flying Superion.)
{{quote| '''Linkara!Optimus''': WHEEEEEEEEEEEE! This is the most fun I've had in my entire life.}}
** [[Take That|Seriously Sir!]] [[Twilight (Literature)|Bella's daughter]] [[Strangled By the Red String|reverse imprints on that werewolf guy!]] [[Take That|This thing is messed up!]]
** The [[Crowning Music of Awesome|"You got the touch"]] transformation [[Awesome Moments|scene]], followed by:
{{quote| Optimus Prime: I am Optimus Prime. I am a soldier. I fight. That's what I do. I shoot down [[Humongous Mecha|giant robots]] single-handed straight through the face because [[Department of Redundancy Department|I am Optimus Prime]]. ([[Beat]]) [[This Is for Emphasis, Bitch|Bitch]].}}

== Silent Hill: Dead/Alive #1-2 ==

* [[Silent Hill]] Dead/Alive #1 and 2 - Linkara's reaction to the fact that Christabella can feel pain, particularly wanting to get popcorn when she was going to be punished.
** The [[Tim Burton]] movie description
** "Hi Trapezoid Head!"
** Still bothered by how Loren got a copy of demonic book at Ebay, as well as drifting off to Captain Picard playing poker.
** [[Eldritch Abomination|Pyramid Head]] being more properly described as [[Off-Model|Door Stopper Head]]
** The Insert Your Own ''[[Twilight (Literature)|Twilight]]'' [[Take That]] because he feels like it's getting old with him making them.
** Ash dosn't like it when you steal his catchphrase...
*** Neither does Linkara, for that matter...
{{quote| '''"Hero" of the Comic:''' "Groovy."<br />
'''Linkara:''' "You did NOT. '''Just. ''Say that.''''' }}
** The ensuing [[Unstoppable Rage]].
{{quote| '''Linkara:''' THIS IS ONE OF THE WORST COMICS I'VE EVER READ IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!}}
** "Who the hell calls their dog 'Bear'?" *''[[Stealth Hi Bye|notices his teddybear sitting next to him]]''* "[[The Room|Oh hi, doggie]]."
** Playing cheery "1950s commercial" music over a particularly stupid [[Big Lipped Alligator Moment]] sequence to turn it into [[Black Comedy]].

== Silent Hill: Dead/Alive #3-4 ==

* And then in the review of issues #3 and #4, defeating the [[Ominous Fog]] of [[Silent Hill]]...with a ''hand-held electric fan.''
{{quote| "It pays to be prepared."}}
** The {{spoiler|delusion of the}} [[The Nostalgia Critic (Web Video)|Critic]]'s reaction to Linkara's pushing his [[Batman and Robin (Film)|Bat Credit Card]] [[Berserk Button]].
{{quote| Normal voice - "Well that's just immature." ([[Beat]]) "[[Unstoppable Rage|A Bat credit card!!]]"}}
** Linkara!Lenora: "Could someone please pass the visine?!"
** The [[Mortal Kombat]] [[Brick Joke]].

== Silent Hill: Dead/Alive #5 ==

* The outtake at the end of #5: Lewis has trouble getting something out of his jacket, briefly tries to salvage the take, and then runs off camera to Liz singing him out Looney Tunes style.
** The comment at the end of the credits, where Linkara apologizes for the [[Dallas]] joke, and notes that he is really to young to be making jokes like that. Hits particularly close to home if you found it funny, but are really too young to be ''getting'' jokes like that.
*** For that matter, the [[Dallas]] joke in the first place.
** Christabella: "Let's just call him "Bones" shall we?"
{{quote| [[Star Trek the Original Series (TV)|Leonard "Bones" McCoy]] - "I'm quaking, but I don't know if it's with laughter or terror."}}
** After a character talks about giving someone "a gift":
{{quote| [[Animaniacs (Animation)|Here, have a bag of money.]]}}

== Silent Hill: Dead/Alive Review Alternate Endings ==

* His alternate ending to his Dead/Alive review where he dances to Michael Jackson's "Thriller".
** The entire alternate ending video. Besides the Thriller dance, which is arguably also a [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]] for the fact that he did it, there was also the entirety of the phone calls interupting his [[Badass Boast]], concluding with the part telling [[The Cinema Snob (Web Video)|The Cinema Snob]] that he had the Manimal comic, finally getting his attention and then hanging up on him.
** The first comment on the TGWTG posting of the video: "Never wear that shirt again."
** The ''Silent Hill'' trademark UFO Ending getting derailed when the UFOs are shot down by {{spoiler|[[Power Rangers in Space|the Astro Megaship]]}}.
** Also, his battle with Pyramid Head being interrupted by freaking [[Power Rangers|Zordon]]!

== Spider-Man: The Greatest Responsibility ==

* During the review of ''Spider-Man: The Greatest Responsibility'', Mary Jane explains to Peter that regardless of what crap they face, they'll be together forever. Cut to Linkara glaring at ''[[One More Day]]''.
{{quote| '''Linkara:''' ....'''I HATE YOU'''.}}
** [[Spider Man]] - "So what's the plan?" Scarlet Spider: "I was thinking, maybe, staying alive."
{{quote| Linkara!Spider-Man: "[[Waxing Lyrical|Well, you can tell by the way I walk I'm a woman's man]], but how is that supposed to help?"}}
** The title card is pretty funny by and of itself.
** "I'm reading blogs while watching [[Rule 34|three different kinds]] of [[The Internet Is for Porn|porn]] and [[Digital Piracy Is Evil|pirating video games]] directly into my brain!"

== Action Comics #1 ==

* During his review of Action Comics #1, the first appearance of Superman, he uses the 'I am a MAN!' punch and pulls Liz into the review.
{{quote| '''Linkara:''' "Liz? What are you doing here?<br />
'''Liz:''' "I don't know." }}
** And in the outtake: "Those are my sunglasses!"
** When he reaches the "scientific explanation" for Superman's powers: "Oh, this oughta be good".
** The romantic flying scene of Superman 1 done by "bouncing".
** His reaction to the "embroiled with Europe" line was priceless.
{{quote| Linkara: "[[Sarcasm Mode|That son of a bitch wants America to oppose]] [[Adolf Hitler|Hitler]]! [[Sarcasm Mode|Stop him]] [[Superman]]!}}
** When Superman properly explains how electric wires work, cut to Linkara reading ''The Physics of Superheroes''. "Dear God, he's ''right!''"
** At the beginning of the review: "Basically, a thought occurred to me a few months ago: [[Non Sequitur|grape G2 gatorade is really good. Yeah that has nothing to do with this but it really does taste good.]] Anyway, I was wondering about the superheroes that I love so much and got to thinking how much has changed over the years..."

== Amazing Fantasy #15 ==

* [[Spider Man|Amazing Fantasy #15]]- Peter Parker's honking fingers.
** Linkara![[Spider Man]]: "Haven't you heard? I'm a science major!" [[Memetic Mutation|YEAAA]][[CSI: Miami|HHHHHH!!!]]
** The Acme Warehouse? My God! He's got access to the advanced technology of [[Looney Tunes|Wile E. Coyote!]]
** The Title card in and of itself is hilarious - [[Spider Man]] carrying Linkara under his arm and swinging around, forcing Linkara to listen to all of his angsting, all expressed in one giant word balloon.
** Any time he insinuates that Peter will probably commit murder.
{{quote| Peter: Some day they'll be sorry! Sorry that they laughed at me!<br />
Linkara: I see a killing spree in his future! }}

== Detective Comics #27 ==

* [[Batman|Detective Comics #27]]- Linkara using his [[Guttural Growler|Batman voice]] for Bruce Wayne...as a ''child''.
** The Batman musical from ''[[Batman Beyond (Animation)|Batman Beyond]]'' playing over (well under) the end credits. [[Ear Worm|"A superstitious cowardly lot..."]]
** All the callbacks to Batman's other appearances on the show, like "Bees, my god" and hating rock and roll.
** A creature of the night... a... a...
{{quote| Linkara!Bruce: A possum, that's it, I shall become a possum!}}
** Batman's [[Vague Age]]
{{quote| So for the nerds out there, that would make batman roughly 23 or so when he started crimefighting. Now a days he's... thri... orty... ish?}}
** "I'm not Batman! No, n-no! I'm not Batman!"
{{quote| "..."<br />
"I'm Batman." }}
** His reaction to yet ''another'' cover with the hero carrying some guy in his arms.
{{quote| '''Linkara!Batman:''' Huh, Spiderman's carrying some guy as well. And there goes Superman with Vincent Price. Must be Wednesday.}}
** "Criminals are a superstitious, cowardly lot."
{{quote| "Franky, don't step on that crack, you'll break your mother's back!"}}

== The X-Men #1 ==

* [[X Men|The X-Men #1]]: the [[Call Back]] to his [[X Men]] #1 review, with Professor X trying to explain expenses for the school to the Board of Directors.
{{quote| Linkara!Professor X: Look, I can explain the wheel of death and the chompers... I thought my students needed more encouragement to do their homework.<br />
Board Of Directors dude: ...Actually, we were going to ask you about the vending machines and the nutrition of your students... Spinning wheel of death you say? }}
** The book describe Professor X's thoughts as "indescrible".
{{quote| '''Linkara!Professor X (thinking):''' ''I wonder, if I used Jell-O as a toothpaste, would it turn my teeth green?}}

== Brute Force #2 ==

* From Brute Force #2
{{quote| '''Linkara:''' So, in your view, observe and do nothing can be reinterpreted as [[Rocks Fall Everyone Dies]].}}
** 90's Kid's idea of how to save the environment.
{{quote| '''90's Kid''': Duuuude! I know how we can stop pollution! We can use guns! And shoot all the garbage!}}
** When describing [[Psycho Rangers|Heavy Metal]]'s last two members:
{{quote| '''Linkara''': "Up top, there's a vulture with a metal mohawk, and finally there's..."<br />
'''[[Austin Powers|Dr. Evil]]''': "Sharks witth frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!" }}

== New Kids on the Block #4 ==

* From his review of [[New Kids On the Block]] #4:
** After learning that Mark Wahlberg was briefly in the [[New Kids On the Block]]: "For those of you unfamiliar with Mark Wahlberg, here's a movie he was in." (runs the "talking to a plastic plant" scene from ''[[The Happening]]'').
** Linkara's comment about him having the feeling that the artist alley at the New Kids convention would contain [[Yaoi]]/slash pictures of the New Kids members.
** Linkara's reaction to New Kids [[Fan Girl]] Fanny Tweetersweet having a New Kids Toenail Analyzer:
{{quote| '''Linkara:''' SECURITY!!!}}
** -->'''Caption:''' Our stockings were hung by the CD machine, in hopes that ol' Santa would soon make the scene.
{{quote| '''Linkara:''' That won't work, for you see, it's a tight fit - SANTA COMES DOWN ''CHIMNEYS'', YOU BONEHEADED TWIT!}}
*** And then he continues the rest of the review in rhymes.
** [[Incredibly Lame Pun|That is quite possibly the worst pun I've ever heard in my entire life.]]
** "Santa doesn't fly!" *Cue the picture of Bearded Idiot* "That does not count!"
** {{spoiler|[[Brick Joke|"Look at the pretty bunny!"]]}}
** In response to a couple of puns the band makes about vampires:
{{quote| '''Linkara:''' Why are you talking? Everytime you talk, you only prove why you shouldn't.}}

== Marvel Team-Up #127 ==

* [[Marvel Comics|Marvel]] [[Crossover|Team-Up]] #127 - Comparing [[Spider Man]] to [[Neon Genesis Evangelion|Shinji Ikari]]. What really makes it funny is that Linkara isn't exactly known for being an Otaku, so this just seems to come out of nowhere.
** Linkara suggesting that Bette and her roommate were celebrating the holiday season by offering cocaine to their own god: Snowflame.
{{quote| '''Linkara!Snowflame:''' Snowflame feels no pain.}}
** Mr. Chekov, the grandfather of the [[Victim of the Week]], [[Star Trek IV the Voyage Home (Film)|can't find any nuclear wessels.]]
** Uatu narrating with Linkara's impression of [[Twilight Zone|Rod Sirling]].
** "Oh, geez, are they gonna make me speak in rhyme again?"

== Santa Claus Conquers the Martians ==

* "Yes Virginia, there is a [[Santa Claus Conquers the Martians]] comic."
** From the credits: [[Fridge Logic|Why was there an air vent in the airlock?]]
** "Mmm, nothing like cabbage s'mores."

== Top 15 Screw-Ups of [[AT 4 W]] ==

* Top 15 Screw Ups of Atop the Fourth Wall - [[The Nostalgia Critic (Web Video)|Douchey McNitpick]] showing up to comment on Linkara's video. Turns into a [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]] when Linkara participates in some [[Offscreen Teleportation]] to where he is and totally wails on the guy!
** Regarding Mark Wahlberg quickly quitting from New Kids on the Block, he plays again the scene from [[The Happening]] with an added caption: "He was probably just talking to all the plants at the studio."
** "Zombie [[No Celebrities Were Harmed|Not-Elvis]] would have GREATLY improved Batman: Fortunate Son".
** "[[The Internet Is for Porn|The Internet - It's For Porn!]]"
*** "Yes, my [[Is That What They're Calling It Now?|research]] forced me to watch a woman taking off her clothes. [[Sarcasm Mode|Truly, I have the worst job in the universe]]."
** Regarding Naked News, this particular joke, which he does while undressing (in parody of said Naked News): "In the weather today, a cold front at the upper areas of Minnesota, but then again, who should be suprised by that? [[Self-Deprecation|It's Minnesota, we only have two seasons up here - winter and road construction]]. In the world of sports..."
** "So there you have it: the sciencs of bizarre creatures made out of sugary drinks and how they ''should'' act in the vaccum of space. ([[Beat]]) We are a bunch of nerds."
** Douchey's subsequent beatdown after the video:
{{quote| '''Douchey:''' Wait, how'd you find me?<br />
'''Linkara:''' What is it about magic you people don't understand?! }}
* Referencing Sci Spy as a non-superhero comic, then realizing that the comic he's holding is a trade.
{{quote| '''Linkara:''' Somebody collected '''''SCI-SPY?''''' *''[[Beat]]''* We'll get back to Sci-Spy next year.}}
* Said to Douchey: "So by swearing, I'd look as mature as you do, huh?" It actually confuses Douchey enough that he's silent until the end of the review.
* Regarding his Minnesota accent: "There are traces here and there, particularly when I say 'rum' or 'ruf'. It's just the way it is, and it isn't gonna change unless I spend every day saying ''ryoooooom'' and ''ryoooooof''."


== 2011 Episodes ==
== Cry For Justice #1-2 ==

* [[Cry for Justice]] #1-2 - Why did [[Green Lantern (Comic Book)|Green Lantern]] and [[Green Arrow]] go into a building of supervillians with no backup? [[Big Word Shout|'''JUSTICE!!''']]
** Linkara's reaction to the implication that [[Green Lantern (Comic Book)|Hal Jordan]] had a drunken threesome with [[Birds of Prey|Huntress and Lady Blackhawk]].
{{quote| *laughs* Implying that two asskicking superheroines from Gail Simone's critically acclaimed Birds of Prey series had a drunken threesome with Hal Jordan. *laughs then looks mad* [[Sarcasm Mode|Hilarious.]]}}
** "Hey, we should start a band!"
** Issue 1 begins with Hal Jordan saying he has a confession to make. Linkara's response:
{{quote| "I'm pregnant!" *cue suspenseful music*}}

== Cry For Justice #3-4 ==

* Then, in [[Cry for Justice]] #3-4
** "Nope. [[You Fail Physics Forever|Explosions do not work that way]]. Not buying it." He then points out that the kind of faulty logic that lead into it sounds like a ten-year-old's attempt at screenwriting, followed by him imitating said ten-year-old.
** "My God... a giant intelligent gorilla and an alien are about to fight robots on jetpacks. '''''[[They Wasted a Perfectly Good Plot|Why is this story not about them?!?]]'''''" He then sets the resulting fight scene to "[[Ride of the Valkyries (Music)|Ride of the Valkyries]]".
** When Prometheus says he wants revenge "on the superhero community as a whole," Linkara immediately and dryly says "Why?"

== Power Rangers Zeo #1 ==

* Linkara's White [[Power Rangers ZEO|Zeo Ranger]] outfit, aka "[[Fan Nickname|Pimpkara]]", first seen in ''Power Rangers Zeo #1''. Yes, it does look [[Atop the Fourth Wall (Web Video)/Awesome|awesome]], but admit it - you laughed when you first saw it.
** Huh... in my head, I thought he looked more like a rapper-wannabe... eh, to each his own.
** I thought he looked like [[Michael Jackson]].
*** The really hilarious part is that, from the neck down, he was totally dressed as a Ranger. But instead of a helmet he had his [[Nice Hat|hat only in white]], so yeah, the hat morphs too, apparently.
**** So does his jacket.
* Linkara trotting out Neutro, stolen from Insano...only to discover that the "cockpit" control panel is a NES controller that Pollo wired into the system.
{{quote| Linkara: Pollo, this is an NES Advantage!<br />
Pollo: I got busy and never finished it.<br />
Linkara: What do I pay you for again?! }}
* [[Punctuated Pounding|YOU! TALK! TOO! MUCH! DURING! A! FIGHT! SCENE!]]
* As for funny moments from the comic review itself:
** One of many jokes that Linkara makes about the [[Off-Model]] design of the Power Rangers: "Also, Tommy [[Race Lift|has spontaneously become black now]]."
** As the Power Rangers head into space in the Zeo Megazord: "Everybody wave to [[Santa Claus Conquers the Martians|the Martians kidnapping Santa Claus]]".
** Adam defeating a Cog via Heil [[Hitler]].
** Any time he points out the [[Did Not Do the Research|mistakes the comic made about the characters' personalities.]]
** [[Sci Fi Writers Have No Sense of Scale|Him being baffled by how quick the journey to another galaxy was.]]
{{quote| Narrator: After a quick journey...<br />
Linkara: Yeah, "quick" doesn't even begin to cover that, considering they traveled to ANOTHER GALAXY! }}

== Live review (Atari Force) ==

* In the live ''Atari Force'' review: "Here they come up with new ways for the Jaguar CD to not work."
** The Situation: A World in Crisis.
{{quote| '''Linkara''': Early reviews of [[ET the Extra Terrestrial (Video Game)|E.T.]] for the [[Atari 2600]] [[The Problem With Licensed Games|just came out]].}}
** Linkara's various names for Commander Martin Champion a la [[Mystery Science Theater 3000|Mike and the ‘Bots’]] many names for Reb Brown's character in [[Space Mutiny]].
** This bit involving Linkara and an audience member responding to one of his jokes:
{{quote| '''Mission Control''': I am ordering you to -- SKWAARK<br />
'''Linkara''': Did Mission Control just get attacked by zombies?<br />
'''Audience Member''': No, it's the [[Ultimate Warrior]].<br />
'''Linkara''': No, no. That's a Skronk.<br />
'''Audience Member''': It's the distant future of 2005. Maybe it changes.<br />
'''Linkara''': Ah! The evolution of Skronk. }}
** Linkara's reaction to the shorts worn by one of the officers at the Peace Keeping Force HQ.
{{quote| '''Linkara (impersonating the officer)''': Don't worry citizens! My hot pants will save you!}}
** "Wait wait wait, she was supposed to be ''Irish?'' Crap, now I gotta start over!"
** An audience member's reaction to the very formally constructed internal monologue of the villain:
{{quote| '''Audience Member''': Can we do that in English please?}}
** Linkara reacting to the fact that the post-apocalyptic setting ''Atari Force'' is set in looks way better than the comic describes it.
{{quote| '''Linkara''': This is the cleanest Armageddon I've ever seen.}}
** "Okay, what genius decided to put a claustrophobic man in space?"
** "[[Let Me Get This Straight|So, wait]]: in the future, individual businesses and research foundations assume ''all'' political control, instead of governments? Man, this explains ''so damn much'' about [[Resident Evil|the Umbrella Corporation]]."

== Cry For Justice #5-7 ==

* Justity Justice #5, 6, and Justice.
** GINGEVITIS STRIKES WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT!
** And [[Black Canary]] [[Off-Model|has turned into a]] [[Star Trek (Franchise)|Romulan]].
** Regarding [[Supergirl]] and how [[Off-Model]] she was drawn - "For heaven's sakes woman, eat a burger!"
** To round out the [[Off-Model]] comments, his frequent mention of the "[[Race Lift|surprisingly Caucasian]] Firestorm."
** The Justice League neutralizes Prometheus... and then puts his helmet back on him as they chain him up (the helmet is the source of his abilities). Linkara ''loses it''.
*** "Wait, he gave you the codes while he was still on board the satellite? Why didn't you knock him out again afterwards?! Did he make you pinkie swear not to?!"
** The [[Nightmare Fuel|intensely terrifying]] ending of the video, capped off with... [[Soundtrack Dissonance|Lesley Gore]].

== Care Bears #13 ==

* Linkara's [[Oh Crap|initial reaction]] to the ''[[Care Bears]]'' comic Liz tries to cheer him up with.
** The Great Caring War of 1998.
** The very first two comments on the video:
{{quote| '''mlsterben''': I know how to beat Vyse! Round up a bunch of Care Bears, lure Vyse into a hall of mirrors, and let those Care Bears fire off as many Care Bear Stares as possible. It's unethical, but he'll [[Heel Face Turn|become a saviour of universes]]! :D<br />
'''Bullderdash:''' Vyse is [[Genre Savvy|far too clever to fall for]] the care bares ''[sic]'' stare, or be unprepared for the aformentioned ''[sic]'' radioactive belly buttons of any [[Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness|ursine]] nature. I'd suggest having [[Superman]] give Vyse a [[New Powers As the Plot Demands|Mind erasing kiss]]. }}
** "The lesson of [[Care Bears]]: [[Family-Unfriendly Aesop|when love and caring fail, resort to violence!]]" Cue cheers of happy children.
** Get the [[Thememobile|Cloudmobile]], Wishbear! Cue scene from the '60s Adam West [[Batman]], only with a giant heart instead of a bat!
** Care Bears do the [[Care Bear Stare]]
{{quote| Linkara!Care Bears!: As long as we can radically alter people's personalities [[Alternate Character Interpretation|with our dark powers free will is a thing of the past!]]}}
** Can the Care Bears hear everything? *leans in* [[Paranoia Fuel|Are you watching me, Care Bears?]] *[[Fascinating Eyebrow]]*
** *to the tune of Europe's "The Final Countdown"* It's a Care Bears countdown! *dances to the music*
** His reaction to a close-up of Beastly's face.
{{quote| "[[Red Letter Media|OH MY GOD, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR FAAAAAAACE?!]]"}}
** Due to ''Star Comics'' calling itself the new world in the ''[[Marvel Universe]]'', Linkara then wonders if this means the Care Bears needed to register during the [[Civil War (Comic Book)|Civil War]].

== Superman: Distant Fires ==

* Superman: Distant Fires
** "...it's only appropriate that I give this the right kind of travel music." *Cue anime version of Route 1 from Pokémon*
** Liz's look at the beginning of the video after she asks Linkara's role in fending off Vyce is just priceless.
{{quote| '''Linkara:''' I'll be doing the most important job of all: Reviewing a crappy [[Elseworlds]] comic.}}
** This comic also bears the ultimate [[Physics Goof|You Fail Physics Forever]] moment. He get into the precise jargon about Earth Science, brings up some tweets on the topic, and even makes a swipe at [[Captain Planet and The Planeteers|Captain Planet]]. And it comes down to the following:
{{quote| '''Linkara:''' Yes, nuclear war would most certainly devastate most, if not all life on Earth. But, {{spoiler|IT CANNOT BLOW IT UP}}...And yes, that is actually what is happening. {{spoiler|The world is blowing up and it will explode at the end of this comic.}}}}
** Like any bad comic it has a timescale that makes no sense at all. After nearly making a [[Running Gag]] trying to comprehend the [[Soap Opera Rapid Aging Syndrome]] and how [[Epic Fail|Superman is able to build a futuristic city and have kids that look in their early teens in 5 or 6 years]] Linkara notices his ranting. And it leads to the great culmiation of this.
{{quote| {{spoiler|Bored looking}} Linkara: [[Memetic Mutation|Let's do the]] [[Rocky Horror Picture Show|Time Warp]] [[Dance Sensation|again!]]}}
** Linkara's new nickname for Supes.
{{quote| Linkara: I know what you are. [[Call Back|Bearded idiot.]]}}
* "Why [[Redundancy Department of Redundancy|the repetition]] there? [[Mundane Made Awesome|THE REPETITION THERE]]?!"
* "...and if you look over there, honey, you'll see the giant, floating hallucination of my dead wife!"
* Billy Batson starts ranting about how he was always a step below Superman:
{{quote| '''Comic:''' He was always Number One, and I was always a distant Number Two!<br />
'''Linkara:''' Well, I'll say one thing, this comic [[Narrative Profanity Filter|is indeed Number Two]]. }}

== Youngblood #3 ==

* [[Youngblood]] #3 - The utterly epic {{spoiler|[[Trash Talk]] Linkara pulls on Lord Vyce. The fact that Judas Liz calmly walks away while Vyce slowly loses his temper makes it even funnier.}}
** "[[Running Gag|Because poor literacy is...]] [[Subverted Trope|for people who can't spell]]
** The guest appearance of [[The Cinema Snob (Web Video)|Kung Tai Ted]] and his commentary on the fight in the comic

== Doctor Who Classics #7 ==

* [[Doctor Who Magazine (Magazine)|Doctor Who Classics]] #7 - The title card. Just seeing a confused looking [[The Nth Doctor|5th Doctor]] standing between Vyce and Linkara is hilarious.
** Linkara and Liz making awkward small talk while waiting for Vyce to arrive, including a huge Lampshade on the absudity of a comic book review series having its own epic storylines.
** Linkara's interpretation of 'Mad Max':
{{quote| '''Linkara:''' "But then again, maybe the village can't get [[Riff Trax (Podcast)|beyond Thunderdome.]] Ha! I'm catching up, [[The Spoony Experiment (Web Video)|Spoony!]]"}}
** After concluding the review, Pollo announces that they've got a lock on Vyce. His response is a combination of Nine and Ten's catchphrases.
{{quote| '''Linkara:''' Fantastic! Allons-y, everyone!}}
** The question of {{spoiler|should they keep Lord Vyce's ship.}} Linkara is downright gleeful of the prospect that it might have a minibar.
** Linkara {{spoiler|hitting Lord Vyce with his [[Brick Joke|clue stick.]] }}
** "Is that Lord Vyce? Tell him that he's an asshole!"
** The [[The Angry Joe Show (Web Video)|Angry Joe]] army attacking Lord Vyce's forces on the ship. Especially since it's [[Exactly What It Says On the Tin|literally an army of Angry Joes.]]
** "You know Vyce, I think you just need some [[Incredibly Lame Pun|Good Vibrations]]" Linkara then uses two [[Doctor Who (TV)|sonic screwdrivers]] on Vyce.
*** Later, "I didn't even have to use my third screwdriver!"
* Linkara's confusion over how to pronounce "Synthesiser."
* "I'm just distracting you so she can stab you!"

== Spider-Man and the Fantastic Four in... Brain Drain! ==

* Linkara opening the ''[[Spider-Man]]/[[Fantastic Four]]'' PSA Hell with a Captain's Log ("Stardate...umm...Monday.") on his new ship dressed in a [[Star Trek II the Wrath of Khan (Film)|Star Trek II the Wrath of Khan]] era Starfleet uniform, ending in "I hope owning a ship won't go to my head. [[Hypocritical Humor|I'd hate to start walking around in a Starfleet uniform..."]]
** For once, the comic has one all by itself: "Oh Doomsie, gaze upon my radiant beauty and despair!"
** Linkara sees that the comic was written by Tom DeFalco and takes the [[Heroic BSOD]] to new levels of literalness.
** The fact that Linksano was pacified from taking over the universe himself by a ''chemistry playset''. Talk about [[Attention Deficit Ooh Shiny]]!
*** A ''junior chemistry playset'', even! "That'll keep him occupied for a few months!"
** "Okay I take it back. Reed Richards is ''not'' a genius. He is in fact a [[Plot Induced Stupidity|complete moron.]]" In fact, his facial expressions at ''all'' the [[Idiot Plot]] moments (which is a LOT) in this comic are hilarious.
** After explaining why Peter Parker is a teacher in this, he also notes: "However, he's not a teacher anymore! Why is this you ask?" *cue picture of [[One More Day]] while the [[Crowning Music of Awesome|Imperial]] [[Star Wars|March]] plays ominously over it*
** "Better start with how to use the toilet."
** "I really hope this guy is [[Actually a Doombot|just a malfunctioning doombot]]"

== KISS comics ==

* [[Kiss]] comics review - The title card. Seeing the cast of the show dressed like KISS is just hysterical.
** The kid in the comic mentions wanting a [[Nirvana (Music)|Nirvana]] reunion:
{{quote| Linkara: Now you've done it.<br />
90's Kid: Duuuuude! They should totally do a Nirvana reunion! They could dig up Kurt Cobain's corpse and then prop it up on stage and have some zombie chicks use it like a puppet!<br />
Linkara: ([[Beat]]) There is something seriously ''wrong'' with you! }}
** The [[Running Gag]] with [[Todd in The Shadows (Web Video)|Todd in The Shadows]] uncontrolably laughing at Linkara's proposition to do a KISS comics crossover review. Which culminates when Todd stops laughing and agrees to do it... {{spoiler|when Linkara is done reviewing both of them}}.
*** The implication that Todd was laughing in the background ''for the entire review''.
** "Yeah! Because I prefer the parents of the girl I'm sweet on to be '''flaming''' homosexuals!"
** "Password?" "[[The Simpsons|Let me in you idiot!]]"

== Superman and Wonder Woman: Tandy Computer Whiz Kids ==

* From his [[Superman]] and [[Wonder Woman]]: Tandy Computer Whiz Kids:
** '''BUY IT NOW OR SUPERMAN ''DIES''!!!'''
** [[Star Trek the Next Generation (TV)|Captain Picard's]] double [[Face Palm]].
** Linkara's reaction to the nickname [[Wonder Woman]] gives to Alec and Shanna.
{{quote| "Yes! Bow down before The Computer Masters of Metropolis! Mwahahahaha!"}}
** "[[Talking Is a Free Action|...And, while the Whiz Kids were discussing what to do, the train crashed, killing dozens of people]]"
* "If this turns into a ''[[Doom (Video Game)|Doom]]'' LAN party, I will take back every negative thing I ever said about this series."

== Spawn #1 ==

* From his [[Spawn]] review:
** "Somewhere in time" *cue [[Doctor Who (TV)|Doctor Who]] opening*
** "That gecko LIED TO ME! GEICO wasn't any better!"
** *Spawn's internal monologue having box saying "He betrayed me" next to panel with human skull.* Linkara: "Damn you, [[He Man and The Masters of The Universe (Animation)|Skeletor]]!!"
** "Next: [[Names to Run Away From Really Fast|The Violator]]!" *cue to Linkara's horrifiend and disgusted face."

== X-Force #1 ==

* '90s Kid wanting to be buried in a polybag with a trading card.
* His impression of Cable:
{{quote| "EVERYBODY OUT OF THE DEEP ENNNNNDDD!"}}
* His reaction to [[Funny Aneurysm Moment|some people planning an assault on the World Trade Center]].

== Backstreet Project #1 ==

* Hearing [[Weird Al Yankovic (Music)|Weird Al Yankovic]] singing "eBay," when one was expecting the [[Backstreet Boys]] "I Want It That Way."
* After the [[Sarcasm Mode|subtly-named]] "Empress Sinista" declares her intentions to [[Take Over the World]], flash cut to:
{{quote| '''[[Power Rangers|Rita Repulsa:]]''' Aaaaah! After ten thousand years I'm free! Time to conquer earth!}}

== April Fool's Day 2011 Triple Feature ==

* Bear reviews [[One More Day]]... in complete silence.
{{quote| '''Linkara''': (Looks between bear and the camera) It's a bear!}}
* Second video amounts to this: Theme song. Linkara: "It sucks!" Credits.
** The credits list a bunch of clip sources, which were, of course, not used. Extra funny? One of the sources is "Scorpion Rain," the infamous [[Power Rangers]] fan film/hoax. Which was never completed. Double Extra Funny? Linkara also included [[The Hitchhikers Guide to The Galaxy|Vogon Jeltz's poem.]]
*** Most of the rest of the sources are lost films.
* The entirety of his third April Fool's Day 2011 video, parodying {{spoiler|[[The Irate Gamer (Web Video)|The Irate Gamer]]}}. It was, in a word, perfect.
** {{spoiler|"It doesn't matter how awesome a concept [Beta Ray Bill] is, or how good the stories are, because I'm irate and therefore never wrong."}}
** {{spoiler|"Not like me though! I am good grammar and spelling! Because as you know it takes a very long time to make these videos! I mean, it just takes forever to read a comic book, and scan in pages, and then I add special effects! <Big picture of a banana drops in> This took me three weeks alone!"}}
** {{spoiler|"I read comic books while I'm eating a tasty bowl of Yummy Mummy and drinking Kool-Aid, and now I have to look at bugs<ref>Said "bugs" are butterflies.</ref>?! Breakfast is ruined!}}
** {{spoiler|At one point he talks about how Power Rangers Samurai only came out on Disney ''[[Epic Fail|while showing the Nickelodeon logo]]''.}}
*** {{spoiler|Related to that, stating that Power Rangers debuted on Kids' WB while showing the Fox Kids logo.}}
** {{spoiler|At one point he complains about how one page is flipped upside down.}} '''[[Epic Fail|One]]''' [[Epic Fail|guess as to why this is funny.]]
** {{spoiler|The ''montage''. Shaking the comic, reading it upside down, reading different comics, it is ''genius''.}}
** {{spoiler|"Look how long it takes me to turn the page!" and he proceeds to flip the page with the footage being slowed down. Also a great [[Take That]] to IG's [[Super Mario Bros 2 (Video Game)|Super Mario Bros 2]] review, were he complained the star is too slow. Not only did he do it in the area where it would naturally take the most time, but he ''[[Manipulative Editing|actually slowed down the footage]]''}}.

== All-Star Batman and Robin #3-4 ==

* Linkara spends a good part of the video simply staring at the comic in horror. It gets funnier every time.
** Of course, nothing can top the infamous line: "I touched my mother's breast. It bled on me." At that point, Crazy Steve and Linkara had both snapped, and it shows.
*** The immediate reaction from Linkara: "[[Star Trek the Next Generation (TV)|Captain Picard!]] [[Call Back|I need you again!]]"
*** "Thank you!"
*** And shortly after that we read twelve year old Dick's narration box: "Those bigass FINGERS of his SQUEEZE like a gentle CARESS."
{{quote| '''Linkara''': Oh my god?! Dick '''wants''' to be molested as much as Steve wants to do it! I think I'm gonna be sick..."}}
* The upbeat delivery of "I call him Steve!"
* This gem:
{{quote| '''Dick Grayson, age twelve''': Batman's completely nuts.<br />
'''Linkara''': NOOOOOOOO. WHAT GAVE YOU THAT IDEAAAH? }}
* The titlecard itself, with Linkara as Dick Grayson, [[Running Gag|age twelve]], and Batman having Pedobear's face.
* "Now we ''know'' Frank doesn't get Batman anymore! Batman ''hates'' rock and roll!"
* In response to Linkara's reaction to Black Canary being an Irish ninja a number of Irish (and people of Irish-descent) explain that all people with Irish blood are ninjas. How varies (one says they learn it in school instead of anything else and another says its genetic) but they're all ninjas.
* *Pizzicato Playtime starts up* "Saay... My watch broke!" The look on his face is priceless. He is so satisfied by the prospect of No More Miller Time that it's hilarious.
* "What, no interludes with [[The Flash]], who in this I'm sure is a drug-crazed extortionist? No checking in with [[Green Lantern (Comic Book)|Green Lantern]], who is no doubt a KKK member who devours the hearts of young girls after molesting them?!"

== Lady Gaga #1 ==

* His reaction to seeing the main character sleeping on a couch.
{{quote| '''Linkara''': Who wants to see an overweight jerk in a hat sitting in a green chair, making rude comments about other people's work and I think I'll shut up now!}}
* His reaction to seeing the main character dreaming about [[Lady Gaga (Music)|Lady Gaga]], reenacting the intro to 'Paparazzi':
{{quote| '''Linkara''': Now, you see right here that I'm only zoomed in on him dreaming of something and him drooling. That'd be unattractive enough, but now let's take a gander at what he's dreaming ''about'', shall we?<br />
''(Zooms in on first of three panels.)''<br />
'''Linkara''': First up, he appears to be making out with [[Lady Gaga (Music)|Lady Gaga]]. Okay, fair enough; dreaming about making out with an attractive celebrity. It's not all that attractive considering what we've seen of this guy...<br />
''(Pans over to second panel)''<br />
'''Linkara''': ...but nothing too--''what the hell?!'' Is he pushing over the ledge?! What the hell are we supposed to take from this--<br />
''(Pans over to the third panel, of [[Nightmare Fuel|the "hero's" head on Lady Gaga's body.]])''<br />
'''Linkara''': ''Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!''<br />
''(Linkara is seen holding the comic and shaking in abject panic for several moments.)''<br />
'''Linkara''': ''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--''<br />
''(Cut to [[Relax-O-Vision]]-esque music with a We Are Experiencing Technical Difficulties''<br />
''card featuring [[The Simpsons|a drunken cameraman]])''<br />
''(A clearly disturbed Linkara takes several more moments to collect himself before continuing his review. But when he picks up the comic again...)''<br />
'''Linkara''': ''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--''<br />
''(Back to the aformentioned Technical Difficulties card)'' }}
* Slightly later: "This is the stuff of serial killers, people!"
* The intro, where instead of announcing the usual 'welcome' statement, he stares at the camera with a '...what the flipping hell?' look.
** "What the hell ''is'' this? ([[Beat]]) No, seriously. What in the hell ''is'' this thing?!"
* "To every GLBTQ individual in the entire world, I apologize for this comic."
* "Hey, [[Psycho (Film)|Norman Bates]] called; [[Even Evil Has Standards|he said you're really kind of a weirdo.]]"
* The [[Take That]] against [[Justin Bieber (Music)|Justin Bieber]].
* "And now it's time for another right turn into WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN--."
* Spoony starts mocking Linkara for liking Nickelback. Linkara pulls out a remote, presses a button and Spoony's room shakes. Says Linkara, "I HAVE A SPACESHIP!"
{{quote| '''Linkara''': [[The Stinger|That reminds me, I really need to name the thing. ...Next week!]]}}
* "[[Todd in The Shadows (Web Video)|Todd in The Shadows]], [[Future Loser|40 years later]]!"
* The return of "EVERYTHING WAS BETTER ON ''MY'' EARTH!!!"
* "My husband, the most creative soul in the universe." "... you live in a pretty tiny universe, lady."
* "Seriously, are there any other main characters available that we can have? This one's defective!"

== Star Trek: The Motion Picture ==

* Linkara is attempting to christen his now-named vessel. The champagne bottle will not break open.
{{quote| '''Linkara:''' Break damn you!}}
** A bit of [[Fridge Horror]] or [[Funny Aneurysm Moment]] when you realize that the champagne bottle failing to break is ''not'' a good omen in nautical folklore.
* The reenactment of the trippy, slow-motion wormhole scene from the movie.
* "I am a huge Star Trek fan." *Looks down at his [[Star Trek the Original Series (TV)|Starfleet uniform]]* "Duh."
* "Great, it was the [[Transformers|Decepticons]] that got their hands on V-Ger."
** Before, following Spock saying V'Ger comes from a planet of living machines with the original ''[[Transformers Generation 1|Transformers]]'' opening.
* Aha, so ''V-Ger'' was behind the evil that is ''[[Running Gag|ancient Egypt]]''!
* "Wait, did I leave the oven on before I left? Oh crap..."

== The Godyssey #1 ==

* Him not sure about being offended or awed by the very idea of the comic, eventually settiling on calling Jesus "Hey-''sus''" (the Spanish pronounciaion, a fairly common name). The Christian Martial Artist.
* '''[[In Name Only|JÉSUS]] [[Mortal Kombat|WINS!]]''' '''''[[Finish Him|THEOLOGY]]'''''
* A news report about the Enitity disappearing various building...and Linkara's too busy reading to notice.
** Yes but he was noticabley reading the book from [[Silent Hill]] that contains that ominus poem about The Entity.... but the fact he was ignoring infor about the same thing he was reading about makes it funny again.
** The report is on Lori Prince Live, and as usual, he gets a call from the Joker.

== Superman Meets the Quik Bunny ==

* Linkara's [[Willing Suspension of Disbelief]] is broken when the kids are able to turn their clubhouse into a helicopter.
* [[Fridge Logic]] kicking in when the comic asks the reader to solve a maze involving Superman and buildings, showing the shortest route is [[Dungeon Bypass|a straight line]].
* The credits gag, where Linkara claims the Quik Bunny was in cahoots with the Weather Wizard and escaped with the cash, but is now being pursued by Jèsus, Christian Martial Artist!

== Ultimate Warrior's Workout ==

* Linkara Lampshading how Dr. Insano hasn't been seen on the show for quite some time:
{{quote| '''Insano''': I know we're archenemies and all...<br />
'''Linkara''': Yeah, but you've been rather quiet lately. }}
* Linkara's rather nonchalant and unsurprised reaction to seeing his future self return from Chicago.
* Hell, the ''entire damn comic'' is just solid gold WTF-ery, ''especially'' if you go to the gym at all.

== Ultimatum #1-2 ==

* Linkara's response to a whale crashing in the Fantastic Four's HQ and The Thing shouting "What the **** is going on?!"
{{quote| "Oh I think we all know what's going on: the Ultimate Warrior decided he could fight the pounding of the ocean, and this is just the ocean fighting back!"}}
* "Hulk help Spider-Man! Then Hulk '''smash''' Spider-Man!" [[Beat]] "It kind of funny that way!"
* The return of [[Iron Man|Iron Drunk]].
* While going on a [[You Fail Physics Forever]] rant, this particular line had me in stitches- "And yes, we know how magnets work, [[Insane Clown Posse (Music)|Insane Clown Posse]]."
** That same rant, his [[Punctuated for Emphasis]] outburst was hilarious, because it's as close to cussing as he tends to get. That and the face he makes compliments the sudden shift in tone.
{{quote| "'But wait!' people are asking. This is [[Comic Books]]. Surely [[Suspension of Disbelief]] should kick in for [[You Fail Physics Forever|this sort of thing, right?]] '''NO DAMMIT!'''"}}
* Linkara's reaction to Thor charging into an army of the dead screaming "For '''Valkyrie'''!"
{{quote| ''[[Bill and Teds Bogus Journey|[guitar riff] ]]'' "Woah sorry 'bout that, the comic suddenly just go positively ''metal'' for a second there!" }}

== Ultimatum #3-4 ==
* In response to Hank Pym thinking he can bring {{spoiler|The Wasp}} back to life:
{{quote| '''Linkara:''' Our heroes are crazy, our villains are crazy... HEY, LET'S ALL JUST GO CRAZY!!! (starts dancing/flailing to "[[Weird Al Yankovic (Music)|Fun Zone]]")}}
* His fanboyesque gushing over how dying 'only made Captain America cooler'.
* When Dr. Doom, Reed Richards, Zarda and Arcana find Nick Fury, and he asks them why he needs to come help them right now, Richards states ([[Series Continuity Error|in defiance of the previous explanation for the disaster]]) "'''''Magneto''''' has shifted Earth's axis." Linkara ''[[Unstoppable Rage|snaps]].''
{{quote| "'''BULL! CRAP!''' THAT IS '''NOT''' WHAT YOU SAID LAST TIME! YOU SAID MAGNETIC POLES! THE MAGNETIC POLES ARE '''NOT''' THE SAME AS THE AXIAL POLES! Axial pole shift also occurs naturally, although very, VERY slowly! It's caused by the distribution of mass throughout the Earth, and at best alters about ONE DEGREE every 130 MILLION YEARS! If that ''had'' been your explanation from the start, yeah that'd cause serious problems, but you '''''didn't!''''' You said magnetic poles! Oh, and guess what? THE AXIAL POLES HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH MAGNETISM! [[You Fail Physics Forever|YOU FAIL AT SCIENCE]], COMIC! YOU! [[Narm|FAAAAAAAIL]]!!!"}}
* After an amazingly convoluted and implausible [[Gambit Roulette]] from Dr. Doom:
{{quote| "This...[[Actually a Doombot|this has gotta be a doombot.]]"}}
* Capping every time [[Captain America]] does something [[Badass]] with the "America! FUCK YEAH!" refrain from the ''[[Team America World Police]]'' theme song.

== Ultimatum #5 ==

* "Then we find out who was ''really'' behind it all... '''[[Amazons Attack|GRANNY GOODNESS]]!''' (Dramatic music plays)
** "No, actually, it was Quicksilver." (Dramatic music plays again; Linkara cuts it off) "Shut up, I'm not going do the "Dun dun DUUUUN!" again."
* Dr. Doom's reaction to the cloaked figure entering the door. "How did you get in here?"
** Linkara:"....Uh, the door. He came through the door. You see that door? Yeah, he came through that door."

== Sci-Spy #2 ==

* His realization that Starchild is nearly exactly like Batman:
{{quote| '''Linkara''': Even when he (Moench) is ''not'' writing about Batman, he's ''still writing about Batman!''}}
* Linkara's interpretation of the beginning of the comic:
{{quote| '''Assassin:''' Guess what, Starchild? You're dead! Ah, dammit, that was terrible! Here, give me a second and I'll think of a better line.<br />
*camera cuts to dead Starchild*<br />
'''Assassin:''' Ah, nuts. Next time I gotta have something better planned. }}

== Spawn/Batman ==

* His imitation of Batman once he tells Spawn to not touch his cape.
{{quote| '''Batman''': I just washed this cape, you meanie-head! NOBODY TOUCHES MY CAPE BUT ME!}}
** and later, after the end credits:
{{quote| '''Batman:''' Alfred! That stupid wiener-face got my cape dirty!}}
* When Batman mentions that the glove is pulsing with power:
{{quote| '''Linkara''': (in his Batman voice) [[The Wizard|I love the Power Glove. It's so bad.]]}}
** Also his other [[Shout Out|Shout Outs]] to [[Dune]] and ''[[Schlock Mercenary (Webcomic)|Schlock Mercenary]]''.
* Linkara's revelation regarding the comic's narrative boxes:
{{quote| '''Linkara:''' "If Batman is supposed to be narrating ''all'' of this -- including the parts about him in the third person -- he comes across as a crazy person listening to the voices in his head. Okay, I think I just answered my own question there, never mind..."}}
* "Batman. Protector. Avenger. Detective. Champion. [[All Star Batman and Robin|Goddamn]]."
* When the one-dimensional villain shows up, and the narration is talking about how she's a humanitarian:
{{quote| '''Linkara''': [[Genre Savvy|(Bored) Villain. She's the villain.]]}}
** And later:
{{quote| '''Linkara''': You mean that the humanitarian woman was... (distorted voice) EEEEVIL? ([[Scare Chord]])}}
* Throughout the review, he refers to the villain as "Evil Humanitarian Woman."
* In response to [[Foe Yay]] laden trash talking between Batman and Spawn:
{{quote| 'Oh, shut up and just start making out already.'}}
* Linkara seemed to really be in the [[Foe Yay]] spirit in this review:
{{quote| 'You know, Frank, the more you try to convince me that [[Batman|Batman's]] better than [[Superman]], the more it makes me think that he's just some jealous fourteen year old... And maybe possibly that he's in love with him. (Drinks)}}

== Gameboy #1 ==

* "So... here's a weird thought: These two are really the first [[Digimon (Franchise)|Digidestined]], and the Gameboy is their Digivice."
* That '90s Kid fails karaoke night forever.
** (IN the middle of Harvey and Pollo singing "Wind Beneath My Wings") ROCK ON!(throws up horns while Harvey and Pollo look at him funny... well Harvey anyway). One of the show's best moments by far.
* Linkara's [[Super Mario Bros|Mario]] impression.
* "[[Invader Zim|My poor, insane son.]]"

== Eminem Meets The Punisher ==
* [[Rap Critic]]'s cameo.
{{quote| [[Rap Critic]]: "Oh yeah, and [[Todd in The Shadows (Web Video)|Todd in The Shadows]] left a message for me. (takes a crumpled piece of paper out) NEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRDD.}}
* Linkara's attempts at [[Jive Turkey]].
* After the credits:
{{quote| [[Eminem]]: Um, hello? Anyone?}}
* "We're gathered here today to say farewell to our friend, our colleague, and our beloved Eminem. As per his final wishes, we will now play music that he requested to be played at his funeral." (cue {{spoiler|a snippet of the opening theme song for [[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (Animation)|My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic]]}})
* The comic was only ever available online, and as such, no physical copies exist. However, force of habit has Linkara doing this:
{{quote| '''Linkara''': (does his usual holding up the comic gesture with nothing in his hands) So let's dig into ''Eminem Meets The Punisher''! (looks down at the empty space between his hands) Don't worry, I'll explain after the theme song.}}

== Barbi Twins Adventures #1 ==
* The Beast Wars reference. Yes...
* Someone in the comic says "They'll be Barbicued" and then a clip from one of [[Robot Chicken]]'s [[Three Hundred]] parodies is shown.
{{quote| "THIS. ISN'T. FUNNY!"}}
** I just like Linkara's "...really?" expresion before the clip plays.
* "In retrospect, lacing the makeup with nitroglycerin was not my smartest move."
* "This has been a test of the 'Desperate for Anything Resembling a Joke' System. Had this been an actual joke you may have actually laughed."
* As it appears the protagonists are going to die:
{{quote| [[Scrubs|Dr. Cox: ]] ''Ladies and Gentlemen, allow me to present "Man Not Caring".''}}
* "We'll have to defeat them using our willpower!"
{{quote| '''Linkara''': You're not [[Green Lantern (Comic Book)|Green Lanterns]]!}}
* When he points out that cover says it's a "First Collector's Item Issue", we get:
{{quote| '''Linkara''': "Got it for $2.25 at my local comicbook store incase you're curious. I was over-charged by about twenty-bucks."}}
* Just before saying "This comic sucks!"
{{quote| '''Linkara''': This is a comic book that forces us to ask questions. Namely, there are ''three'' questions that I want answered.<br />
'''[[Deep Space Nine|Avery Brooks]]''': [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzm6pvHPSGo Why? Why? Why?] }}

== Rise of Arsenal #1 and #2 ==
* The opening, with him having just read the comic and reacting to it. What's really hilarious is that he fakes us out on it; he [[Face Palm|puts his face in his hands]] and starts what you think is crying because of how bad the comic is...and then reveals that he's really laughing histerically because of how [[Narm Charm|unintentionally funny]] it is.
* "Arm go in, arm come out. Arm go in, arm come out."
* His reaction to everybody (save Roy Harper) attending Lian's funeral ''in costume''.
{{quote| Say, how can we ruin the somber, serious attitude of a child's funeral? How about everybody dresses up in bright, flashy primary colours? There's something wrong when ''[[Batman]]'' is the most appropriately dressed for a funeral!}}

== Rise of Arsenal #3 and #4 ==
* The [[Previously On|"Previously On..." segment]]...where to start?
** [[Diamanda Hagan]] is apparently pregnant with [[Obscurus Lupa Presents|Obscurus Lupas]] child.
{{quote| '''Diamanda:''' But how? [[It Makes Just As Much Sense in Context|She's a wolf, and I'm a robot!]]<br />
'''Minion:''' You're not a robot! You're ''fictional!''"<br />
'''Diamanda:''' *''makes :O face''* }}
** [[Brows Held High|Oancitizen]] walk around doing nothing but spouting complicated references to things. Also, [[Angels in America|he's the new Prior Walter.]]
*** The overly-detailed conspiracy theories appear to be a reference to the [[Umberto Eco]] novel [[Foucaults Pendulum]], judging by his reference to that very object in his first clip.
** The epic battle between [[That Dude in The Suede|Suede's]] two costume concepts.
** "Stickboy, these readings indicate that it's ''mathematically impossible for me to give less of a crap.''" *musical sting*
** "Who's the father?!?"
* Lian Harper is now [[Half Life Full Life Consequences|ZOMBIE GOASTS]]!
** At the end, Roy Harper "blew up the house and killed the zombie goasts so they were at piece."
* This line:
{{quote| '''Arsenal:''' Got any china cat?<br />
'''Linkara:''' I've got a porcelain bunny, does that help? }}

== Comic Book Advertisments ==
* "I WILL BURY YOU!!!!"
* Linkara not only anticipating Douchey McNitpick's appearance, but then confusing him when he admits to [[Follow the Leader|ripping off]] the Nostalgia Critic, and then hits him with the [[Cool Ship|Comicron 1]].
* "No...Noooo! The [[Turbo Grafx 16]] is taking over my braaaaaaaaaaaain! *head explodes*
* {{smallcaps|"Only Hostess cupcakes are worth living and dying for!"}}

== Star Trek #2 ==
* The [[Mirror Universe]] style opening credits, set to the [[Crowning Music of Awesome|awesome]] Mirror!''[[Star Trek Enterprise (TV)|Star Trek Enterprise]]'' theme!
* Welcome to Atop the Fourth Wall, where bad comics burn, AND SOON YOU WILL ALL OBEY ME!
* Mirror Rob Liefeld is a great writer and artist whose [[Schedule Slip]] is only a month at most.
* Mirror Linkara singing "Phenomenom" to the tune of "[[The Muppet Show|Mahna Mahna]]".
* When Iron Liz tells Linkara what his [[Mirror Universe]] counterpart was like, she lists various flaws that sound like they could be describing the real Linkara, before mentioning that the review was pretty much the same as the one he did:
{{quote| '''Linkara''': So, other than the review, this other universe counterpart was absolutely nothing like me.<br />
'''Iron Liz''': [[Sarcasm Mode|Riiiiight.]]<br />
([[Beat]])<br />
'''Linkara''': I'm not sure, but I think I was just insulted...<br />
'''Pollo:''' I'm sure. }}
** Which is taken straight from "[[Star Trek (Franchise)/Recap/S2 E4 Mirror Mirror|Mirror, Mirror]]" itself.
* How did Linkara know that the other [[Iron Liz]] wasn't the real one? Her favorite edition of [[Dungeons and Dragons]] was the 4th one.
* The blooper at the end. "Phaser fail."

== Captain America and the Return of the Asthma Monster ==
* "His aller-gun triggered an asthma attack. Only one chance. Children, you know what to do."
{{quote| '''Linkara:''' Right, Captain America! *pulls out gun and opens fire*}}
* Linkaras reaction to the comics [[Ass Pull|end]][[Heel Face Turn|ing.]]
{{quote| '''Linkara:''' '''[[Big No|NO.]]''' [[Big No|No! No! NO!]]}}
* The kids being upset that Cap took all the credit for defeating the Asthma Monster last time.
* His reaction to the line, "Cap, the rug... it's talking."
{{quote| '''Linkara''': (as Ruth) What the heck is ''in'' this inhaler, anyway?}}

== NBComics#1 ==
* When [[Wish Kid (Animation)|Nick McClary]] pulls out his "magic glove":
{{quote| '''Linkara:''' "[[Suburban Knights|Kid, don't bother with a magic glove, you'll just end up with a dead planeteer.]]}}
* His reaction to an [[Incredibly Lame Pun]].
{{quote| '''Nick McClary:''' Sure beats being [[Home Alone]]!<br />
'''Linkara:''' Ha...ha...ha. *stares at the camera for several seconds* }}
* Linkara points out how many spinoff shows seem to involve detective agencies, resulting in [[The Nostalgia Chick (Web Video)|Makeover Fairy: PI.]]
* He spends much of the review in utter disbelief and horror at the sheer idiocy. It gets funnier every time it cuts to his face.
* "And so we get our first good glimpse at the [[Pro Stars]] and ''GOOD GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THIS I DON'T EVEN!''"
** [[Big "What?"|"LASER BAT?"]]
* At the end of the review, he pulls out a magic glove and wishes it didn't exist. It works... [[Be Careful What You Wish For|but it turns it into what may be a parody of both Power Rangers and The Dark Age Of Comic Books.]] One person who left a comment on the video wondered if that comic was actually real. Considering that, after it appears, he says, "Tune in next week for my... 150th... episode..." ''it might be''... which makes it even funnier.
** No "might be" about it. [http://www.comicspriceguide.com/forum2/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=42582 It exists.] [http://www.atomicavenue.com/atomic/IssueDetail.aspx?ID=22127 For real.]
* During his review of the [[Saved By the Bell]] comic...
{{quote| '''Girl in comic''': You'll never catch us jumping around and yelling for a bunch of dumb jocks!<br />
'''Girl #2''': No way!<br />
'''Linkara''': And insert your own Elizabeth Berkley in ''[[Showgirls]]'' joke here. }}

== Mightily Murdered Power Ringers #1 ==
* "[[Incredibly Lame Pun|Mighty Methane Power Ranges.]] [[What Do You Mean It Wasn't Made On Drugs?|No, you're not high right now. This is really happening.]]"
* Linkara going nuts after "Guy In Plastic Tube" trying to cover up Awful-9 saying {{spoiler|[[Incredibly Lame Pun|that the Scarlet, Black and Golden/Yellow Ringers were torn to pieces]]}} by saying that the missing Ringers went to a peace conference.
{{quote| '''[[Mighty Morphin Power Rangers|Lord Zedd]]''': I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT BOBBLE HEAD SAID THAT!<br />
'''{{Linkara}}''': TIME FOR BACKSTORY! }}
* After the comic {{spoiler|becomes sentient:}}
{{quote| {{spoiler|'''Linkara''': Come on, really? [[Call Back|We already did the sentient comic thing way back in Star Trek #1!]]}}}}
* When Linkara was pointing out that the Megazord parody has a diaper that say "Mighty Morphin' Huggies", he points out since in-universe the team is called the Power Ringers like the title and that the diaper should say "Mightily Murdered Huggies" instead. In mid-sentence, it cuts back to Linkara.
{{quote| '''Linkara''' (Depressed): Oh my God, [[Late to The Punchline|I just NOW got the title!]]}}
* "[[Running Gag|Because poor literacy is...]] [[Subverted Trope|completely expected in this]]
* His increasingly silly names for the villan, Lord ZZZZZ, such as Lord Razzmatazz, Lord Zazzle, Lord Pazuzu, and the culminaion, Lord Zelarackanickanackafivecrackashishkoombah.

== Kamandi at Earth's End #1 ==
* Linkara's attempt at burning the '''real''' Superman at Earth's End comic.
{{quote| '''Linkara''' And so, I will give you the burning you so rightly deserve. (Uses the torch on the book only for it to not catch aflame.) At least I would if this thing weren't made of some kind of indestructible material.<br />
[Cut to:]<br />
'''Linkara''' I have returned. And placed a newspaper inside the comic! It will burn now. [pause] Hopefully.<br />
[Torch: does not ignite]<br />
'''Text added later''': ''Footage sped up 4x in order to get to the part where burning occurs.'' }}
* "Our duty is to find the cause of the second apocalypse." "Our only clue is this: DC relaunch coming September 2011"
* 90's Kid's cameos. (Note: Following quotes are paraphrased)
{{quote| '''Linkara''': Who thought it would be a good idea to give Kamandi improbably sized guns?<br />
'''90's Kid''': (cue Nirvana) '''''Duuuuuuuuude!'''''<br />
'''Linkara''': [[Deadpan Snarker|Of course.]] }}
** And later:
{{quote| '''Linkara''': What fans were actually writing letters clamoring for this kind of thing?<br />
'''90's Kid''': (Disbelief) '''''Dude!'''''<br />
'''Linkara''': [[Deadpan Snarker|Besides him, I mean.]] }}
* "I've been training my whole life for this! I even learned to punch real hard while shouting that I'm a man!"
* His conclusion about Kamadi's version of Canada. May count as [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]] for Canadian viewers.
{{quote| '''Kamani''': Mother says Canada is a '''night zone''' now!<br />
'''Linkara''': Canada would later be renamed "Casino" and thus "Casino Night Zone" in ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog 2]]'' was born. }}
** Also, this bit:
{{quote| '''Linkara''': Ah, yes, the Amero-Canadian War. I'm still not on speaking terms with Phelous.<br />
'''Phelous''': What? That's not true,[[Call Back|I just appeared on your show last week!]]<br />
'''Linkara''': Shut up, Phelous. }}

== US-1 #2 ==
* Linkara's reaction to Midnight's [[Asskicking Pose]].
* After a trucker claims to be the baddest of all of them:
{{quote| '''Linkara''': [[Bad Dudes|Are you a bad enough trucker to rescue the President?]] (smiles) Yeah, I know I [[Overused Running Gag|keep using that joke,]] but the comics keep presenting it to me.}}
* His analysis of some bizarre artwork during the bar fight that looks like a Hot Pocket being flung from a man's crotch.
* [[The Stinger]], parodying The Six Million-Dollar Man, culminating in:
{{quote| '''Linkara''': Better. Radioer. Truckier.}}
* Linkara's reaction to US-1 claiming he can use his fillings to switch between different radio frequencies with the plate in his head.
{{quote| '''Linkara''': (Pretending to switch stations via his fillings. Music starts playing) I love this song! (Jams out to the tune)}}

== The Twilight Zone #9 ==

* Linkara as Rod Sterling, concerning a {{spoiler|robot spider shooting lazers}}:
{{quote| "[[Twilight Zone|Submitted for your approval]]: giant robotic spiders with lazers attached to them... (stares at his cigarette) what the hell is in this thing, anyway?"}}
* The [[Birdemic]] reference in the diner.
** Subsequently, {{spoiler|the Rifftrax joke}} when Jenkings is looking for Darlene in the alley:
{{quote| ''' {{spoiler|Mike:}}''' {{spoiler|I was looking at you in the restsurant, SO PRETTY!}}}}
* Linkara as Boffo, in a clown nose and rainbow wig, squeaking a bicycle horn, all with a solemn, dignified expression.
** Yeah, that was funny... [[Mood Whiplash|Un]][[Nightmare Fuel|til...]]
*** And then it circles back around into being funny. "He's probably just on break."
* A meta one: considering that this is a Twilight Zone comic review, Linkara ''naturally'' uses {{spoiler|"Jump Around"}} for the credits.

== Superman and the TRS-80 Wiz Kids ==
* Finding that the opening narration is more [[Twilight Zone]]-esque than the actual Twilight Zone comic, a Rod Sterling voice, submission for approval, and closing sentence completing the association.
* His "recap" of the previous two Wiz Kids videos:
{{quote| Watch the other two reviews. This is a long comic and it's not like the other two videos are hard to find.}}
* Linkara saying that only one person was affected by the supercomputers being disabled cutting to-
{{quote| {{spoiler|[[Mystery Science Theater 3000|Crow]]: I WANNA GET ON THE INFORMATION SUPER HIGHWAY! I WANNA GET ON THE INFORMATION SUPER HIGHWAY!}}}}

== Street Fighter #1 (Malibu Comics) ==
* He uses a [[Rule of Funny|Sylvester Stallone voice]] for Sagat... and keeps using it even after Sagat insults boxing.
* When Ken (who is filming an advertisement) uses the move "Dragon Punch!":
{{quote| '''Linkara''': Enjoy "Dragon Punch" energy drink! (shows picture of an energy drink called "Street Fighter Dragon Punch") [[[Beat]]] [[Not Making This Up Disclaimer|Yes, this thing exists]].}}
* Reading all of Ken's lines as a douchey, arrogant celebrity.
* "Now, you are like this tree: Infested with wood ticks!"

== Silent Hill: Paint It Black ==
* He spends much of the review spouting Angrish about how nothing about the story makes sense.
** When a minor character by the name of Joe shows up near the beginning and calls out [[Jerk Sue|Ike]] on his laziness and douchebaggery, Linkara doesn't even bother changing his voice for him. He just reads Joe's dialogue in his actual voice, most likely because it's ''exactly what he wants to say to the guy.''
** His affection for Joe in general is just hilarious. "I miss Joe!"
* Linkara using his usual "This comic sucks" catchphrase but dragging out the "sucks" part to show how bad it is.
* Linkara emphasizing the "w" when saying this bit of dialogue:
{{quote| '''Cheryl''': Asses and elbows, ladies! Move it! Work it! '''NOWWWWWWW!'''}}
* Meta Example. In Silent Hill: Paint It Black, we see in the stinger that {{spoiler|Spoony for eaten/deleted by the entity.}} THE SAME DAY later, Spoony himself posted a quick VLOG about him getting a puppy.

== Silent Hill: Among the Damned ==
* For some reason, Dahlia's light southern accent is absolutely hilarious, especially when she's saying things like 'worship me.'
* "...So you're saying you don't want the coupon?"
* "Now let's talk about Amway! *cocks gun*
* [[Red vs. Blue|"It's not pink, it's lightish red."]]
* "I am Goofia, Queen of the Headtwigs!"


== Warrior #4 ==
* This line
{{quote| '''Insano:''' Anymore questions?<br />
'''Linkara:''' Why aren't you wearing any pants!?<br />
'''Insano:''' That's not important right now. }}
* After not-caring the hypertime-destroying Destrucity away, Linkara, Spoony, and Dr. Insano become Gray Lanterns (Who have the ability of [[Crowning Moment of Indifference|not giving a shit about anything.]]) Dr. Insano suggests maybe watching TNA Impact, and Linkara and Spoony, who before had been taking everything with indifference, [[Screw This, I'm Outta Here|both insistently decline and walk out of the room]]
* Also, from the out-take, Spoony's doing his Black Lantern Spoony routine when [[Precious Puppies|Oreo]] climbs onto his lap. Spoony looks down, and without changing the effect done to his voice, says "Hi doggie."
* [[The Iron Sheik|Iron Sheik]] Spoony.
** "[[What the Hell Is That Accent?|Fak de fakin Altimite Wariar!]]"
* This little exchange:
{{quote| '''Doctor Insano:''' Right. I suppose you're all wondering why I'm here.<br />
'''Linkara:''' [[Stealth Insult|Every day of my life]].<br />
'''Dr. Insano''': You know, you're a very negative person and I don't like you.<br />
'''Spoony:''' You stole $40 out of my wallet and left a [[Final Fantasy X|dead blitzball player]] in my bathtub.<br />
'''Dr. Insano''': Ah! But he's still there, isn't he?<br />
'''Spoony:''' He's dead!<br />
'''Dr. Insano''': Yes, but now he's dead and ''not moving''. You're welcome! }}
* The [[Birdemic]] parody, complete with [[Special Effect Failure|obviously animated birds.]]
* Black Lantern Spoony's cameo when the Ultimate Warrior rips out a guy's heart: "He dare to steal my gimmick? This comic offends me."
** Followed by an appearance from Black Lantern 90s Kid.
* As Dr. Insano says they must use Spoony's "completely sad and lame knowledge of pro-wrestling" and Linkara's "funny book crap" to save the multiverse, he points to the opposite critic of each description.
* Benzaie with Beary's head.
* Spoony's rebuttal of Warrior's philosophical crap about the view from windows by saying that his own window looks out at a ''wall'', complete with a photo.
* [[The Angry Joe Show (Web Video)|Angry Joe]] and [[Jew Wario]]'s pained reactions to a bad use of [[Added Alliterative Appeal]].
{{quote| '''Angry Joe''': Did the Warrior just find the thesaurus function in Microsoft Word?<br />
'''Jew Wario''': I'd make my own alliterate joke, but the Warrior just ''killed'' alliteration for all time! }}
* Doctor In''[[That Dude in The Suede|suede]]''o
* Linkara in [[Mighty Morphin Power Rangers|Green Ranger]] suit, all silent and [[Get a Hold of Yourself, Man!|backhanding Spoony on]] [[Cool Shades]] [[Get a Hold of Yourself, Man!|when he rambles a bit too much]]. All while not talking. And when Spoony says "Thanks, I needed that", he gives a thumbs up.
* The reality where Spoony and Linkara are effeminate attention seekers with German accents. Turned into a great [[Brick Joke]].

== Silent Hill: The Grinning Man ==
* {{spoiler|Holo-Linkara's fake}} death moan when he get's stabbed by Pyramid Head, culminating in a deadpan 'Blarg'
* His ''scathing'' rant on how pointless the villains are. Actually, any of his rants in this episode are hilarious.
* 90's Kid gets a phaser rifle [[Trigger Happy|and starts shooting everywhere]] while yelling "DUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDEEEEE!", not even hitting a ''single target''.
{{quote| '''Iron Liz:''' [[Sarcasm Mode|Nice shootin', Tex.]]<br />
'''90s Kid:''' [[I Meant to Do That]]...<br />
'''Iron Liz:''' [[Deadpan Snarker|The air's not attacking us.]]<br />
'''90s Kid:''' I think the sight on this is broken... }}
* Linkara's mid-battle conversation with {{spoiler|Holo-Linkara}}.
* {{spoiler|Holo-Linkara}} pointing out that Silent Hill tried to kill Linkara both previous times he reviewed the comics. "Did you think he wouldn't notice the pattern?"
* {{spoiler|Sad Panda and Benzaie's discussion right before disappearing is both [[Nightmare Fuel]] and [[Crowning Moment of Funny]] at the same time.}}
{{quote| {{spoiler|'''Sad Panda:''' Well motherf--}}}}
* Linkara is apparently sick of his apartment turning into a [[Silent Hill]] homage every time he reviews a crappy comic about it:
{{quote| "Okay, boxes, since obviously ''[[Mundane Solution|pushing]]'' you out of the way is not going to work- [[Solve the Soup Cans|I mean, why WOULD it]]- you are just going to topple over and go away ''for me''. And if you ''don't'', I'm just going to step over '''''[[Kill It With Fire|your ashes]]'''''."<br />
''*Boxes fall over*''<br />
"Thank you. I'm glad we could reach an understanding." }}
* When the Silent Hill fog first rolls in at the beginning of the review, Linkara just blows it away with a portable fan. The way he's so nonchalant about it makes it even funnier.

== Spider-Man: Planet of the Symbiotes ==
* The video opens with Linkara saying his [[Catch Phrase]] only to be interrupted by the Entity and pulling out the Magic Gun in response. The way he swings it around is hilarious.
* When the Symbiote begins to [[Wangst]], cue Linkara with a smile on his face, who then begins to play Simple Plan's "Untitled (How Could This Happen to Me?)".
* During a exhibition where a scientist is showcasing the next step in virtual reality:
{{quote| '''Linkara''': (in a German scientist accent) Now say it with me: [[VR Troopers|We are VR.]]}}
* The Doom Callback
{{quote| '''Linkara!Eddie Brock''': (in the voice of the Doom Marine) RIP AND TEAR! RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS! OH CRAP, YOU THINGS DON'T HAVE GUTS! THAT CAN'T BE GOOD! }}
* At one point the Comic cuts to Scarlet Spider and Venom [[Go Karting With Bowser|crashing at the former's apartment drinking beer]] while the symbiote invasion is on.
** '''Linkara''': Yea the truth of the matter is that TiVo hadn't been invented yet and they didn't want to miss the super bowl.


== Pokémon: The Electric Tale of Pikachu ==
* The ending, where {{spoiler|everyone who was captured by the Entity (even those not seen being captured) comes back and lampshades the fact that they were posting videos despite being missing.}}
{{quote| {{spoiler|'''Suede''':}} {{spoiler|Whoa-ho-ho! What was that? That was different. Ah, dang it, was this whole thing just a Pokémon reference? I love Pokémon, I would've loved doing a cameo. Oh well, I guess there's nothing for it. *He pulls out a Gameboy.* Now where we? Yes, old man, tell me your secrets... and [[Here We Go Again|then it's off to Cinnabar.]]}}}}
* {{spoiler|Everyone checking to see if 90's Kid is ok and cleared of The Entity possessing him.}} After asking what happened, he then realizes to his horror his collector's editions of "Bloodgun" are all gone.
{{quote| {{spoiler|Ninja Style Dancer: (holds up a sign) Oh joy, he's back to normal.}}}}
*** [[Deadpan Snarker|Even though he doesn't actually speak, he's still snarky!]]
** Hey, let's not forget about {{spoiler|90s Kid}} singing [[Waking Non Sequitur|the lyrics to]] [[Care Bears|the "Care-a-lot" song]] beforehand!
* Playing [[Justin Timberlake|"Sexy Back"]] every time Gary Oak makes an appearance.
{{quote| '''Linkara:''' Gary Oak: Rock star of the Pokemon universe.}}
* Linkara expressing his 10-year-old self's anger when his Missingno experience popped up with a Kabutops skeleton instead of the distorted pixel block we all know Missingno as.
* Harvey's reaction to returning to existence right next to Boffo, who was only introduced after Harvey disappeared.
* His exasperated deconstruction of the Pokémon formula from schools exempting Pokémon trainers to having to take half day course to be liscensed trainers.
* When Ash hears Pikachu from outside, the word bubble has Pikachu make a noise from the wall
** [[The Amityville Horror|Amityville Horror... The Electric Tale of Pikachu]]
* Kind of funny when you realize the [[Fridge Brilliance]]: Missingno used Self Destruct.
* One of the first lines of the actual review:
{{quote| '''Linkara:''' I'm recording this right now despite that it's very, very, ''very'' unlikely anyone will see this, seeing as I'm the only human still alive. }}
** The deadpan way he says it is really funny as well as being [[Nightmare Fuel]]...somehow.
* Linkara's concise and deadpan explanation of what [[The Missingno|Missingno]] is, how it has somehow become a [[Eldritch Abomination]] and how it is currently standing outside his door, followed by Missingno's laugh.
{{quote| '''Linkara:''' Yeah, it's been a bit of a day...}}
* Just cutting from the title card to Linkara wearing Ash's hat and fingerless gloves is worth a laugh.
* "Ghosts exist! And they have special attacks! ''[[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|And they smile!]]''"
{{quote| [[Serious Business|"We are in a deep, theological nightmare, people!"]]}}
* This line:
{{quote| '''Linkara:''' Hmm, trying to grab a creature that can shoot out electricity and lightning bolts. I can't see anything going wrong with this plan... *cut to Ash getting electrocuted* Ash Ketchum - that kid who'd always poke at a Hornet's Nest.}}
* "OH LOOK, TRICORDER!"
** To elaborate, in the [[Updated Rerelease]] of the review, the new stinger shows the Magic Gun back safe and sound, with Pollo asking why Linkara didn't get infinite copies of the gun. Linkara answers that the Magic Gun wasn't in his 6th item slot when he encountered Missingno, and instead got so many tricorders that he was pulling them out of every crevice of his jacket.
* The Entity/Missingno is [[Nightmare Fuel|absolutely terrifying]]. This makes it all the funnier when Linkara manages to get a [[Flat What]] out of it.
* Describing one panel as "Pikachu suddenly becoming the Nyan Cat".

== Return of Atop the Fourth Wall LIVE ==
* The comic features several panels where Linkara is just able to sit back and let the audience's confused/horrified reactions speak for themselves. Probably the best comes from the Hulk's abrupt appearance, where he actually turns to look at the panel as confirmation that it exists while the audience freaks out for fifteen seconds.
** ''Particularly'' when he gets cut off by the audience lauging, such as after being introduced to Japanese Kingpin<ref>A sumo wrestler. Yes, you are not losing your sight</ref>.
** Every time the audience simply goes "[[Big "What?"|WHAT?!]]"
* Mocking Japanese Uncle Ben's [[Ice Cream Koan|Ice Cream Koans]]. "When you stop at the red light, you truly are going."
** This one guy yelling in the audience at the beginning of that always makes me laugh:
{{quote| '''Random Audience Guy''': [[Metal Gear Solid 3 Snake Eater|YOU CREATED A TIME PARADOX!]]}}
** Heck, Random Audience Guy himself gets two more:
*** Upon the appearance of Manga-Hulk: "SENSE, THIS COMIC MAKES NONE!"
*** When Manga-Venom reveals {{spoiler|Japanese Uncle Ben is his father}}, he helps continue Linkara's [[Luke, I Am Your Father]] joke.
* When he sees Japanese Peter Parker doing a [[Skyward Scream]]:
{{quote| '''Linkara''': '''''[[The Khan|KHHHHAAAAAAANNNN!]]'''''}}
** Then immediately cuts to Peter screaming in the middle of class.
{{quote| '''Linkara:''' But since started screaming in the last page, in this one his just going "EEEEEEEEEIIIII!!!", like he's mourning [[Happy Days|the Fonz]].}}
* Describing the comic's artist and writer:
{{quote| '''Linkara''': This comic was written and illustrated by a guy named Kari Andrews, the writer and artist of a comic named ''[[Spider Man]]: Reign''.<br />
'''Audience member''': ''(among a [[Collective Groan]])'' Oh, god!<br />
'''Linkara''': For those unaware, ''[[Spider Man]]: Reign'' is essentially ''[[The Dark Knight Returns]]'', except [[Spider Man]] instead of [[Batman]]. And it's also the story where Mary Jane was killed by {{spoiler|Peter Parker's radioactive sperm}}.<br />
''(Massive WTF?! reaction from the audience)''<br />
'''Linkara''': I am not kidding ''at all''. }}
* Saying that the look of Japanese Uncle Ben makes him think of [[Sailor Moon|Rei Hino's]] grandfather, and how she's probably in the back, practicing her fire chant while Japanese Uncle Ben is being killed by Japanese Venom.
{{quote| '''Linkara!Japanese Uncle Ben''': Oh god, he's breaking my neck!<br />
'''Linkara!Rei''': (falsetto) Busy, grandfather! Ichi, ni, san... (makes hand gestures) }}
* "I'm just a [[Memetic Mutation|meme]] to you people, aren't I?"
* "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oECIKVaz5rc NOW YOU'RE A MAN], A SPIDER, SPIDER MAN!"

== All-Star Comics #8 ==
* The outtakes of Spoony's [[Hulk Hogan]] cameo, from Oreo (aka the Hulkadog) playing with clothes pins off camera to Spoony constantly calling Wonder Woman "brother" before correcting himself.
{{quote| '''Spoony!Hulk Hogan:''' God, you got big boobs.}}
* "[[Large Ham|MAGIC]] [[Mundane Made Awesome|GIRDLE]]!"
* When Diana and another Amazon react to Steve Trevor, Linkara smiles, points his finger in the air, and has stereotypical porno music start playing.

== The Fantastic Four #1 ==
* All of the [[The Simpsons|Mole Man]] jokes.
* "Also, we on the surface have guns in abundance, even back in the '60s. Thus, the Mole-Human War of 1962 will probably just end in a huge pile of mole-meat."
* The whole Office Max thing seems to be a case of [[Never Live It Down]] for Linkara: He makes another joke about it when the Fantastic Four are being attacked by the creatures in the underground:
{{quote| '''Linkara''': (as Reed Richards) Damn! If only there was an Office Max down here! Then I'd be able to stop them!}}
* When Linkara plays a French solider (with a very fake and hammy accent) who is complaining about the [[Lemony Narrator]].

== All-American Comics #16 ==
* In the comic, a bridge collapses.
{{quote| '''Linkara:''' ''(deadpan)'' This is your tax dollars at work, people.}}
* "I'm green, I can fly... my god! I'm [[Peter Pan]]!"
* "Gotta love that 1940's casual racism!"
* Linkara gets tired of people in the comic describing the lamp as [[Have a Gay Old Time|"queer"]].
{{quote| "One, ''stop'' using that word..."}}
* The comic mentions an "ageless, toneless voice" penetrating into the subconscious. Cue Linkara reacting to an [[Ear Worm]] pop song.
* The sketch spelling out just how suspicious Alan Scott would look to the police after the [[Shocking Swerve]] of the villain dying of a heart attack.
* "Don't hurt me! I'll be your pal!"
* "[[Baby Talk|Aw, who's a cute little]] [[Doctor Who (TV)|cybermat]], [[Cuteness Proximity|yes you are.]]
* "Bein' Green" playing over the credits.
* Linksano's dreams of ruling the world go crashing down thanks to Linkara pointing out that ruling the world isn't all it's cracked up to be.

== Captain America Comics #1 ==
* '''I AM AMERICA!''' *punches Hitler*
* "And there he was, Adolf Hitler with his ridiculous moustache..."
{{quote| '''Linkara:''' Aww, [[Joe Simon]], you're making [[Charlie Chaplin]] cry."}}
* Captain America: '''NEGATIVE HITLER.'''
* "As the ruthless war-mongers of Europe focus their eyes on peace-loving America..."
{{quote| '''Linkara:''' ([[Firing in The Air A Lot]]) WOO! PEEEAACE! WOOOOOO!!!}}
* "Does Captain America have to [[Memetic Mutation|choke a bitch?]]"
* "You sure did read Rommel's book, sir! You read the hell out of it!"
* "Oh please, [[Bad Movie Beatdown (Web Video)|Film Brain]] already solved the riddle: Charles Dickens is an immortal hobo."
* He ends the episode by playing the hilarious USO scene from ''[[Captain America the First Avenger]]'' over the credits.

== [[Star Trek II the Wrath of Khan (Film)|Star Trek II the Wrath of Khan]] #1 ==
* His explanation for why he's reviewing a [[Star Trek (Franchise)|Star Trek]] comic instead of a Christmas-themed comic this year, reminding the viewers of the crappy Christmas comics he had reviewed in previous years (as well as Bearded Idiot), culminating in:
{{quote| '''Linkara''': Dammit, I'm giving ''myself'' a Christmas present this year!}}
* "If we are gonna treat it like a funeral, it's gonna be an Irish wake! Booze me up, Scotty!"
* Linkara's reaction to Scotty smiling:
{{quote| '''Linkara:''' {{spoiler|(horrified) "SCOTTY. [[Punctuated for Emphasis|NEVER. SMILE. AGAIN.]]"}}}}
* The Lampshading of how Linkara has always has time to do a whole review before the storyline material, and this time [[Harsher in Hindsight|it really bites him in the ass]].
* Linkara's response to Khan calling himself a former prince with the obvious: "Now I am the Khan formerly known as Prince."
* Khan's opening monologue being muffled due to not removing his mask until the final line.
{{quote| '''Linkara:''' (as Chekhov) ''Khan''... [[The Unintelligible|I did not get a verd of that]]; could you please repeat yourself?}}

== [[Star Trek II the Wrath of Khan (Film)|Star Trek II the Wrath of Khan]] #2 ==
* The fast-talking infomercial for the Genesis Device.
** "How much would you pay for a genesis like this? $499? $599? Wrong! This genesis can be yours for just $59.95, plus shipping and handling!"
* '[[In Space|In space]], no one can hear you deet deet deet.'
* "Khan...''don't''...walk over my lines."
* Linkara's utterly [[Berserk Button|crazed reaction]] to the comic in question {{spoiler|relegating the legendary: '''KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!''' scream to a single panel and to a mere simple shout.}}
* His impressions of the comic's wonky face illustrations.
{{quote| '''Linkara''': I don't know which emotion I'm conveying, but I'm conveying it as hard as I can!}}
* "I did nothing... Except, of course, kick ass, [[Badass Boast|because that's what I do.]] I'm James T Kirk. The 'T' stands for 'totally kicked your ass'."

== [[Star Trek II the Wrath of Khan (Film)|Star Trek II the Wrath of Khan]] #3 ==
* Linkara's particularly flimsy excuse for why he's continuing the review in the middle of a storyline event, as well as Nimue's deadpan, "Why?".
* Two during the scene where Spock prepares to stop the radiation leak: "I'm sorry Doctor, but since it's likely I won't survive, I need to pose you in a humorous fashion at least once before the end", and "Remember that you owe me ten bucks, and I expect it back when I get out."
* "Kirk's best friend gets up and moves over to him and OH SWEET MOTHER OF GOD, ZOMBIE SPOCK!" Particularly because the scene had been unusually well done until that art showed up.
** Also, the title card. Linkara's expression is ''priceless''.
** '''Spock:''' "Ship...out of danger?"
{{quote| '''Linkara:''' "Not yet it isn't! The [[Zombie Apocalypse]] has just begun!"}}
* "Because nothing says 'we love you and respect you as a colleague' by shoving them into something meant to blow up." And - as wrong as it sounds - Linkara's addition to Kirk's eulogy- "Afterwards, there will be cake and punch served on the bridge."
* Linkara countering Kirk's comment about facing death by mentioning [[Red Dwarf (TV)|other people]] [[Bill and Ted|who literally beat death]].
* The nod to the comic miniseries "Infestation", which involves [[Star Trek (Franchise)|Star Trek]], [[Transformers]], and other series fighting [[Everything's Deader With Zombies|zombies]].
* "NO one understands me, Teddy Kahn!"

== Top 15 Personal Favorite Jokes ==
* Linkara getting all the fan-favorite [[Running Gag|recurring jokes]] out of the way in the episode's pre-opening credits sequence, and merging them into one super-running gag.
{{quote| '''Linkara:''' (while Combine Harvester plays in the background) [[Superman At Earths End|I AM]] [[All Star Batman and Robin|THE GODDAMN BATMAN]] [[Batman|which is nothing but death, and crime, and the]] [[Wolverine|ADAMANTIUM RAGE!]] [[Batman|of a]] [[Amazons Attack|Bees. My God.]] [[Batman Forever (Film)|It just raises too much]] [[Doctor Who (TV)|logic in what he says.]] [[Superman At Earths End|Of course! Don't you know anything about]] [[Xtreme Kool Letterz|poor literacy]], [[Patton|you]] [[Magnificent Bastard]] [[Patton|I read your BOOK!]]}}
* Linkara adding one more Boner via [[The Simpsons]].
* His utter glee when he announces he'll get to [[Frank Miller]]'s ''Holy Terror'' eventually.
{{quote| '''Linkara''': Don't worry, Beppo. ''Holy Terror'' will have its day... ''([[Kubrick Stare]] [[Slasher Smile]])''}}


== 2012 Episodes ==
== Marville #1 ==

* Linkara's rant regarding the new name of planet Earth.
{{quote| '''Linkara:''' You fool! You've ruined the brand name recognition of Earth! "Earth" stays crunchy even in milk! Nobody knows a thing about "AOLon!"}}
* Ted Turner's plan of saving the world from asteroids? {{spoiler|"[[Robot Chicken|CAPTAAAIN PLAAANET! CAPTAAAIN PLAAANET!]]"}}
* After Linkara realized that the comic's "plot" was beginning to sound like something [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force (Animation)|The Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past From the Future]] would come up with:
{{quote| '''The Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past From the Future''': And then in the year 5002, Ted Turner and Jane Fonda sent their infant son of eighteen years back to the present in a time machine made of Playstation 1 parts!<br />
''' {{spoiler|[[Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series (Web Video)|Kaiba]]}}''': You've been drinking again, haven't you?<br />
'''The Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past From the Future''': Shut up, you're not the boss of me! }}
* [[Chaos D 1|ALAN GREENSPAN! DOESN'T! WORK THAT WAY! Wow, that's a new one.]]
* "$500 bucks? What the hell show are they going to see? Given this was Marvel, I'd think this was ''[[Spider Man Turn Off the Dark (Theater)|Spider Man Turn Off the Dark]]''. Buuut, given the humor level of this thing, I think we really know what's really playing in that theater."
{{quote| 1975 Musical [[Superman]]: Hi there America and friendly nations everywhere, glad we could get together.}}

== Miller Time: Robocop vs. the Terminator #1 ==

* Linkara suggesting that Skynet caused Judgment Day after discovering the existence of three live-action ''[[Alvin and The Chipmunks]]'' films
* This exchange:
{{quote| '''Narration Box''': She waits. A bird calls out. Then another. Soon it's a chorus. It takes her a full minute to recognize the sound for what it is. And she cries.<br />
'''Linkara''': (as the female time traveler) Why? Why are the birds singing "[[Black Eyed Peas|My Humps]]"? }}
* Linkara imitating Robocop giving the Miranda Rights to the thugs he just killed.
* [[The Stinger]]. Oh, my god the stinger. Linkara puts great usage of the scene with [[Robo Cop]] going to handle the mayor problem with this exchanged:
{{quote| '''[[Robo Cop]]''': Keep him talking.<br />
'''Lt. Hedgecock''': Okay, Miller! Don't hurt the mayor! We'll give you what you want!<br />
(Cut to {{spoiler|[[Terminator (Film)|The T-800]] inside his motel room, going through a list of commands filled with curses}}.)<br />
'''{{spoiler|The T-800}}''': {{spoiler|Fuck you, asshole}}.<br />
'''Lt. Hedgecock''': Okay! }}

== Revenge of AT4W Live! ==

* "For all these kids know, they're just buying a box with weights inside of it. [[Take That|You know, like the]] [[Atari Jaguar|Jaguar CD]]!"
* Making the "demonic" Feka employee sympathetic by describing him with an eye condition that is unfairly vilified thanks to Johnny Turbo.
* "Worst evil demon salesman ever! ''*[[Beat]]*'' Besides [[Penny Arcade|Ocean Marketing]]."
* Doing a [[Hulk Hogan]] impression when Johnny Turbo does a wrestler-esque threat.
* "Hey gamers! Even though most of my time is spent [[Accidental Innuendo|jackin' up those Feka goons...]]"
* He starts by giving the backstory on the Turbo Duo, a system that could run both cartridges and CDs without any add-ons. "And that's a great idea. The problem is how they decided to advertise it." (silently points to the comic as the audience cracks up)
* All the jabs Linkara makes [[Self-Deprecation|at himself]]
* Someone in the audience asks [[The Muppets|"Are you a man, or a Muppet?"]], clearly wanting Linkara to do his "I am a man" meme. But first he does a "puppet arms" routine.
* "By the way, I couldn't help but notice [[Obviously Evil|the lovely skull decorations]] on this guy's [Feka's tsar] curtains in his office."
* This interruption:
{{quote| '''Linkara:''' At least I assume you have games. Otherwise, what are you giving those kids for free, blank CDs?<br />
'''Audience member:''' C+C Music Factory!<br />
'''Another audience member:''' Those ''bastards''!<br />
''Linkara cracks up'' }}
* "We open at the Feka offices." *starts singing the [[Star Wars|Imperial March]], which encourages the [[Crowd Song|audience to sing along]]*

== Brute Force #3 ==

* Saying that all the Doctor's incarnations would defeat the main villain because it looks like Roger Delgado.
* Linkara's impression of the doctor on trial:
{{quote| '''Linkara''':[[Makes Just As Much Sense in Context|You've got to believe me! The leprechauns told me about this conspiracy that Frost is behind! The same leprechauns who gave me this technology to enhance animals! They told me you'd believe me! They gave me the power to FLYYYY!]]}}
* When the idiotic member of Fresh Air sarcastically remarks about bringing in [[The A-Team (TV)|The A-Team]]...
{{quote| '''Linkara (as [[Mr. T]])''': Now you listen to me, Hannibal, I ain't workin' with no animals that transform into planes! Those suckas can't be trusted!}}
* Assessing the failings the villain's plan, the last point referencing the ''The Airzone Solution''.
* "[[MST3K|Certainly this is a victory for good!]]"

== 15 Things Wrong With Identity Crisis ==

* Showing us what was going on in Batman's mind as they were mind-wiping him.
{{quote| "Oh no! They're making me love [[Call Back|rock and roll]]! NOOOOOOO!"}}
* [[Sherlock Holmes|Sherlock]] [[Brows Held High|Oan]].
{{quote| '''Sherlock!Oan:''' "Based on the evidence you provided, with the cast of characters, the relative powers and abilities of those within this universe, and all the clues that the story gives us, it is my professional opinion that... [[A Wizard Did It]]."<br />
'''Linkara:''' [''deadpan''] "A wizard did it."<br />
'''Sherlock!Oan:''' [''nods emphatically'']<br />
'''Linkara:''' "You're not a real detective, are you?"<br />
'''Sherlock!Oan:''' "Oh my, no..."<br />
'''Linkara:''' "I'm not getting my money back, am I?"<br />
'''Sherlock!Oan:''' "Ha-ha, not a cent!" }}
* After explaining how Identity Crisis [[Artistic License Law|completely disregarded due process]] declares that [[Law and Order|Jack McCoy]] would not approve.
{{quote| '''Jack McCoy''': Just how far up your ass is your head?}}
* His demonstration as to why shoehorning in a [[Darker and Edgier]] backstory frankly doesn't work... using his Miller Time pocket watch.

== The New Guardians #1 ==

* Snowflame. Every last bit of him.
{{quote| "Coffee is cocaine in liquid form!"}}
** Particularly when he crashes in on the Ninja Style Dancer.
{{quote| "Snowflame likes the bit that goes umst-umst-umst-bleeeugh!"}}
*** With the [[Dubstep]] remix of this [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaIZ0mUJzr0 song] playing no less!
** Not to mention that apparently, ''he's'' the reason [[In Universe]] why the review was delayed 2 weeks.
*** The best part? He's played by Linkara's friend Will Wolfgram, who also played ''Lord Vyce.''
** "Snowflame is watching you read!"
** "Snowflame has replaced your coffee with Folger's Crystals! [[Must Have Caffeine|Wait a second, this is decaf!]] [[Big No|NOOOOOOOOO!!]]
* Linkara is seemingly oblivious to the cocaine-powered man in his apartment at first. But then he finally acknowledges the man and his crazy statements, and treated it like it was nothing.
{{quote| '''Linkara:''' [[Deadpan Snarker|"Yes. I am the passport man."]]}}
* "Yeah, evolution has dictated that our hair be on fire, our bodies replaced with circuitry, or that we should have [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|really silly mustaches and over-sized earrings.]] Or we should be plants. "
* When he sees the [[Yu-Gi-Oh|Slifer]] Kitty Karry, he realizes that ancient Egypt is once again behind everything.
** The realization is made even funnier when it is [[Running Gag|followed by a picture of the pyramids,]] [[Star Wars|The Imperial March]] [[Running Gag|playing in the background.]]
* After Hemogoblin eats the cat in the aformentioned Kitty Kase:
{{quote| '''"Guy":''' (thinking) The man's an animal!<br />
'''Linkara:''' (as "Guy") Damn it, Hemogoblin; what am ''I'' going to have for dinner now?! }}
* Snowflame running outside thinking snow is cocaine.
** "Snowflame is stealing your shoes!"
{{quote| '''Linkara''': (smiling) They grow up so fast.}}
* When Extraño points out that he has no idea what he, as a homosexual, is doing in a team whose main purpose is procreation. Linkara is so happy to see a comics pointing out it's own plotholes for him.
** and moments later, Floronic Man's "pedo grin"
{{quote| '''Linkara:''' Who invited a supervillain to the team? It's going to be Doctor Light all over again.}}
* When Harbringer stats to angst about the fact she has no sexual experience. Linkara points out they if they are supposed to pass their genetic material, she doesn't needs to know more than the basics.

== Gameboy #2 ==
* Linkara points out that the cover has Mario floating inside of a spacesuit's helmet while in outer space.
{{quote| '''Linkara:''' The beta version of [[Super Mario Galaxy|Mario Galaxy]] was weeeeeeeird.}}
* All the references to the boys from the first issue being crazy/put in a funny farm.
* "We're being hijacked [[Running Gag|by bees, my god]]."
* "Hello Travelocity? I need tickets for 40 bees, a few octopi..."
* After the dark cloud around the World Trade Center in the first issue and the plane hi-jacking in this one, Linkara concludes the comic is trolling him.
* [[The Simpsons (Animation)|"He tells me to burn things!"]]
* Linkara attempting to figure out what happens if there were THREE Game Boys with Super Mario Land.
* [[The Stinger]].
{{quote| [[Portal 2 (Video Game)|SPAAAAAAACE!]]}}

== Double Feature '12 (Youngblood #4 & Star Trek: The Search for Spock) ==
* Linkara, making a wrestling metaphor, admits he isn't much of a wrestling fan, getting most of his information from other sources. Cut to...
{{quote| '''Spoony:''' Wrestle! WRESTLLLLEEEE!}}
* ''Drawing Comics the Marvel Way'' stated that drawing characters with their legs wide apart indicates excitement. Cut to Linkara, standing with his legs wide. "THIS IS EXCITING!"
* "[[Captain America|Red-white-and-blue guy with a shield]]. Diehard is clearly a [[Captain Ersatz|ripoff]] of.... {{spoiler|Archie Comics' The Shield.}}"
{{quote| "So, so, it's totally not like any ''other'' character's shield. It's all computers and stuff. It's totally different. ''(beat)'' Shut up!"}}
** The best part is that he's holding a copy of Youngblood over his Captain America shield. Trying to hide the logo in the middle.
* On names:
{{quote| '''Diehard:''' His name is John Prophet.<br />
'''Linkara:''' Miss Jackson if you're ''nasty''. }}
* His entire review of the Pitt prologue. Pretty much a minute-and-a-half of [[Deadpan Snarker|snark on fast forward.]]
{{quote| "And nothing of value was lost."}}
* Linkara sending Linksano off to engineering, then telling him if there was a radiation leak, [[Call Back|not to be a hero.]] Linksanos response?
{{quote| '''Linksano:''' ''Very'' little chance of that, I can assure you!}}
* "When Starfleet blows you up, they want you to know that it was with a quality Mark IV torpedo! Only cheapskates and Romulans use Mark I torpedoes!"
* "Was the Zombie Spock one of a kind, or a sign of the [[Zombie Apocalypse]] to come?"
* Bones' response to Kirk asking if he's going to shave: "Nah, I'm going back to the Disco Unabomber look. I thought it gave me character."
* When Kirk muses about how he feels "empty" without Spock:
{{quote| '''Kirk''': Almost as bad as the time Spock's brain went missing. (beat) Stop laughing, that really happened!}}
* "It is a great honor to stick fried pickles into my head."
* "My God, Leonard Nimoy must be high again! We're gonna find him completely naked, leaping from movie set to movie set, singing the 'Ballad of Bilbo Baggins'!"
* "This is Vulcan Space Traffic Control. We're...oh my God, that's a Klingon Bird-of-Prey! Shoot it down!"
* When McCoy is quoting Spock's last words:
{{quote| '''Kirk''': Dammit, Bones, stop quoting Spock!<br />
'''Linkara''': I get enough of it at conventions, I don't need it from you too! }}
* When Spock is regaining his memory:
{{quote| '''Spock:''' And your name is...Doctor McCoy.<br />
'''McCoy:''' That's right!<br />
'''Spock:''' [[Brick Joke|...you owe me ten bucks!]] }}
* Linkara and {{spoiler|Pollo}} switching places at the end... Again.
{{quote| '''Linkara''': BEEP, BEEP. I AM A ROBOT.<br />
'''{{spoiler|Pollo}}''': And yet, your arms work. }}

== Mr. T #1 ==
* Linkara singing the title song from Into the Woods after the first two narration boxes. "*beat* ''Second''-favorite musical."
* "He's a drug user, I just drink lots of booze!" *takes a swig* "Someday I might be able to forget Bimbos in Time... I hope..."
* [[What Do You Mean It's Not Heinous?|SHAZ-8.]]
* Because poor literacy... is not just about misspelling words. It's also saying "literally" when you're trying to emphasize a point.
* Mr. T having nightmares about his brief rap career.
* The return of "Bear!"
* When Linkara jokes that nobody would believe Mr. T would have commited a crime, because of how amazing and inspiring he is. And immediately hopes there won't be any scandal involving Mr. T soon after this review.
{{quote| ''When I said that Mr. T is a super hero, I didn't meant he is friggin Batman!''}}

== Mr. T #2 ==
* Saying the comic is a rebuttal to "Rise Of Arsenal"
{{quote| '''Roy Harper:''' "You guys just don't understand my pain. I-"<br />
'''Mr. T:''' "Shut up fool! You take drugs, you're gonna see a zombie version of your daughter that tells you to burn things! I pity you, Roy Harper!" }}
* Linkara's reaction to the cover {{spoiler|featuring ''Mr. T'' getting [[Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu?|punched out]] by "[[Fail O'Suckyname|Stare Roy]]"}}? {{spoiler|To walk away from the futon, pace around for a bit, and walk back ''all while saying "No" a bunch''.}}
** Even better is seeing {{spoiler|Pollo, still in Linkara's Tom Servo}} watching the whole thing.
*** His added reaction to the comic's cliffhanger ending {{spoiler|where Mr. T is knocked out by the aforementioned [[Punny Name|Stare]] [[Evil Roy|Roy]], as he says "No" a bit more, even playing his DS while adding more to his "no-ing". He then makes up his own ending involving T faking defeat and beating Stare Roy, growing to giant size, joining up with [[The A-Team (TV)|The A-Team]] to stop the drug runners, and then singing a song about "friendship or whatever".}}
* When Mr. T confirms that he doesn't use guns, {{spoiler|an "A-Team" clip is shown of him ''doing just that''}}.
* Linkara's responce to Mr. T dangling Upchuck from a building:
{{quote| '''Linkara:''' ...okay, I was wrong last episode; apparently Mr. T ''is'' Batman.}}
* The bloopers at the end.
** Spoony scolds Oreo for playing with her squeaky toy while "daddy's working"...and he doesn't even break character as Dr. Insano.
** ''All'' the dialogue between [[Brows Held High|Ven and Kyle.]]
* [[Previously On]] 'Atop The Forth Wall'...
** {{smallcaps| Andrew Dickman!}}
** All the title-card artists confusing [[The Spoony Experiment (Web Video)|Doctor Insano]] with every other pop-culture [[Mad Scientist]] possible, including [[Doctor Horrible's Sing-Along Blog (Web Video)|Doctor Horrible]], [[Doktor Sleepless]] and [[Doctor Steel (Music)|Doctor Steel]]
{{quote| '''Doctor Insano:''' Do I look like I could sing as good as him?!}}
** Vincent E.L., full stop:
{{quote| '''Masterthecreator:''' "And finally, Vincent E.L.!"<br />
'''Vincent:''' [''[[Driven to Suicide|with a gun to his own head]]''] "What? ''Me''?! Wow... Things are finally coming up Vincent!" [''Leaps up, starts singing''] "All these years, and all this hard work, I've finally-" [''[[Record Needle Scratch|Needle Scratch]]''] "Wait, I'm not a title card artist, I made the ''Atop the Forth Wall'' theme song."<br />
'''Masterthecreator:''' "Oh? Oh well then we don't care about you."<br />
'''Vincent:''' "WAIT!" [''cut off''] }}
** Marobot unwillingly talking to Snowflame: "Yes, I know you like cocaine. Who doesn't?"
* The return of the Mr. T Superpower Count.

== Dr. Doom's Revenge ==
* His comment on the title's acronym of [[Dance Dance Revolution|DDR.]]
* The moment when Spider-Man says he's sure the Avengers are busy. Cut to Thor and Iron Man {{spoiler|watching My Little Pony.}}
{{quote| {{spoiler|'''Thor!kara:''' Verily, this show about ponies is quite entertaining!}}}}
* [[Call Back|Dr. Doom hates Rock and roll.]]
* The fact that Linkara managed to say "the power of pink" without laughing.
* "Two muscle-bound superheroes in tight clothes, and tentacles. I don't even have to maker a joke at this point. You're all doing it right now on your own."
* Explaining that he was going to be playing the game as well as reading the comic, and then showing us some of the mind-numbingly dull gameplay to explain why it's not happening.
* Reaching the end of the comic, and faced with a cliffhanger tasking him to play the game in order to "Save Spidey, Cap, and America", Linkara excitedly decides to do so... {{spoiler|and ends up getting bored by it.}}
*
{{quote| '''Spider-Man''': I'll go high!<br />
'''Captain America''': And I'll go low!<br />
'''Linkara''': And, because I don't know where in Europe Latveria is, I have ''no idea'' which one of you will be in Scotland before the other. }}
* "I'm Dr. Doom! I automatically know who's coming to thwart my plans!"
* Spider-Man acting like a valley girl and thinking that Captain America will ask him to the homecoming dance.
* Linkara's impersonations of former president George H.W. Bush.
* After Cap manages to knock out two [[Mook|mooks]] at once with his shield:
{{quote| ''[[Team America World Police|AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!]]''}}

== The Invincible Four of Kung Fu & Ninja #1 ==
* Linkara stating that the comic he is reading is something [[Ninja the Mission Force|his friend Gordon]] would be an expert in. This then leads to Gordon calling Linkara over the phone and Linkara noting that he sounds like his voice is being dubbed over, and it is.
{{quote| '''Linkara''': *Picks up his phone.* Oh, it's, uh, my old friend Gordon. Hang on a second, I gotta take this. Hey, Gordon.<br />
'''Gordon''': Hello, Linkara, this is Gordon.<br />
'''Linkara''': [[Captain Obvious|Yes, I know, Gordon]]. Hey, are you ok? You sound kind of weird, like [[Hong Kong Dub|you're in dubbed over footage or something.]]<br />
'''Gordon''': [[Lampshade Hanging|Yeah, that tends to happen around here.]] }}
* "There are question marks just floating in the air! What the hell are they?" This with actual question marks floating next to him.
* "Hellooo, I'm Bob Slimy."
** And all follow up slime-related jokes.
* Linkara lamenting an antagonistic character's lack of [[Genre Savvy|genre savviness]] in threatening and racially abusing a black character:
{{quote| "Dude, best not to wave your fist so close to him in a comic about ninjas and Kung-Fu. He's liable to bite your hand off in one move."}}
* His response to "advice" dispensed by a fourth wall breaking character of ambiguous species:
{{quote| "Thanks... Purple rat demon."}}
* "Ah, yes, the most traditional of Kung-Fu weaponry. The umbrella."
* The post-credits stinger, where we see the Ninja-Style Dancer "fighting" against the Plaid Ninja, a representative of the Evil Ninja Empire mentioned earlier. It's as hilarious as it sounds.
* Linkara referring to one of the [[Mooks]] as [[Dragonball Z|"Krillin"]] and even including the [[Team Four Star|"Krillin Owned Count"]] for when said mook makes a rather idiotic observation.
* Contrasting "real martial arts" with "[[Power Rangers Ninja Storm|Shane riding on Dustin's back]]".

== Kamandi at Earth's End #2 ==
* Linkara points out how much the comic fails at geography...only for the camera to cutaway to Linksano in an insert obviously made after the fact, explaining that the comic was actually right and Linkara's outrage was totally wrong. Later on, back in the regular review, Linkara harps on how the creative team has no grasp of geography...and we cut back to Linksano looking ''incredibly'' uncomfortable.
** Even more embarrassing, he used this as his final insult to the comic at the end of the video, prompting him to dub in an argument between him and Linksano.
*** Which ends with Linkara simply just decking Linksano after he gets called out on making mistakes in his insults directed at last week's comic (The Invincible Four of Kung-Fu and Ninja #1), particularly the "flaming spear tip".
* "Sorry two other ladies. You don't meet our definition of beautiful, so you're screwed."

== Black Web #1 ==
* The [[Rouge Angles of Satin|"carless"]] craftsman's punishment.
{{quote| Linkara: "Being carless, we will punish him by giving it a car... ''and then taking it away.''}}
* "[[Oh Crap]], spiders can't fly!"
* "I AM A MAN!", and then the camera's angle randomly changes much to Linkara's confusion.
** The implication being that thanks to the reality warping magic of the "I AM A MAN!" punch, Linkara {{spoiler|grabbed his camera}}.
* Linksano's appearance telling the audience why it's okay to [[I Am Not Shazam|call Frankenstein's monster Frankenstein]]. "Three, Frankenstein is not real, ''yet'', thus [[Fan Nickname|we can name him whatever we want]]!"
* Black Web encountering what appears to be a [[Race Lift|black]] [[The Spoony Experiment (Web Video)|Spoony Bum]].

== Transformers Generation 2 #1 ==
* Linkara as Grimlock doing a Shakespearian monologue.
{{quote| Me Grimlock [[The Tempest|Prospero]]!}}
** Linkara as Grimlock ''period''.
* His complete confusion at how a Transformers story can be "gritty."
* Repeatedly calling out the comic's [[Continuity Lock Out]] issues, despite the writer saying it was designed to be newbie-friendly.
* Linkara as Optimus Prime doing a monologue while oblivious to the battle going on.
* As he plays The Touch over a scene of Optimus being badass, he stops it and remembers this is from the 90s and he should play something more appropriate. Cue Rage Against the Machine.
* "We need to teach the Decepticons how important and precious life is......'''BY KILLING EVERYTHING!!!'''"

== Captain Tax Time #1 ==
* At one point, Captain Tax Time punches the lights out of a random gaurd. The guard says [[Curse Cut Short|Oh shii...]] before being punched and Captain Tax Time corrects him by saying he meant "sugar".
{{quote| '''Linkara:''' This comic is a piece of sugar.}}
* Linkara's outrage that the comic [[Show, Don't Tell|doesn't show]] how the two vigilantes managed to clean up all organized crime in Canada.
* Boffo the Clown returns... to do Linkara's taxes.
* "You get a tax! And you get a tax...! I am the Oprah of taxes!"
* "If only there were some way we could ''vote'' them out during ''elections''. It’s a pity we live in Canada, home of the goblin people." Cue confused shrug.
* Linkara's increasing rage at Captain Tax Time and Sargent Saver's plan to stop the evil new tax by stopping all crime.

== Superman #701 ==

* Linkara's [[Running Gag]] of "Superman! Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound! Able to (something stupid or immoral!)"
* An unintentional one: when Superman stops to help some men fix a car, Linkara notes that Superman is glad to help people with problems "of all sizes, [[Department of Redundancy Department|big]] ''[[Department of Redundancy Department|and]]'' [[Department of Redundancy Department|large]]." Made even funnier (this time intentionally so) when he apologizes for this slip in the subtitles: "Editing your script? What's that?"
* While on the topic:
{{quote| '''Citizen:''' How do you know it's a damn fuel line?<br />
'''Superman:''' Trust me, I know.<br />
'''Linkara, in Superman's voice:''' I cut it myself. }}
* "Pardon me, citizen, but may I borrow a cup of drugs?"
* Almost all [[What the Hell, Hero?]] moments - his reactions are hialrous.

== Bloodstrike #1 ==
* "All of a sudden, though, I get this weird feeling — like I'm doin' something I've done before — and I freeze up." "Oh jeez, the Taco Bell just hit me!"
* The epic rant about how we don't learn anything about anyone on the team, and the few hints at their backstories are interrupted. "Do they like piña coladas? Give me something!"
* Repeatedly getting the comic's name wrong, given how similar all of Rob Liefeld's work is.
* His imitation of General Patton,whose speech he altered in the form of a [[Take That]] to Liefeld.
** 90's Kid gets one in the Stinger, too!
{{quote| '''90's Kid:''' I love it; Dude help me, I do love it so...}}
* After reading a long talk of the [[Stupid Evil|villain]] which concludes with him stating he will terminate them immediately.
{{quote| '''Linkara''':"Which is why I just spent a minute saying that to you instead of having my guards open fire right away with you at point-blank rage.(points to them) Clichèd characters,(points to himself) clichèd villains.}}

== Marville #2 ==
* The video opens up with a very drunk Linkara struggling to get from off the floor to his couch.
{{quote| '''Linkara:''' Hello and welcome to...that thing I do.}}
* Linkara questions who would title their movie "Smut". Cut to [[The Reveal]] that this was what [[The Cinema Snob (Web Video)|The Cinema Snob]] wanted to title ''his'' movie... until the producers shot it down.
{{quote| '''Snob:''' Fine. [[Self-Deprecation|'The Cinema Snob Movie']] it is, then...}}
* Reacting to seeing the Kingpin being [[Spike Lee]] by going outside while the end credits song in ''[[Manos the Hands of Fate]]'' plays in the background.
* His increasingly angry [[Not Making This Up Disclaimer|Not Making This Up Disclaimers]] as the comic gets dumber and dumber.

== The Amazing Spider-Man On Bullying Prevention #1 ==
* The entirety of [[The Stinger]]: Snowflame gives a PSA on the benefits of succumbing to peer pressure while holding increasingly large and unwieldy props from past storylines.
* When Spider-Man realizes that he knows the Brace Linkara goes on a mini-rant about how everyone Spidey seems to know becomes a villain.
{{quote| '''Linkara''':Peter Parker is a magnet for crazy people!}}
* In the second story, a boy named Juan throws a bully several feet back with one shove of his hand. Linkara then declares that Juan has super strength.

== The New Teen Titans Anti-Drug Giveaway #1 ==
* "I'm 13 years old and I've taken[…]pop and mushrooms." "Oh my God, not ''pop''! First they get you on the Pepsi, then they move you up to harder stuff like Mountain Dew!" Even funnier when you realize he actually misread "PCP" as "pop".
* [[The Stinger]]. Yet another PSA from... '''[[Cloudcuckoolander|SNOWFLAME]]'''!
{{quote| {{spoiler|'''Snowflame:''' DON'T MAKE SNOWFLAME [[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (Animation)|LOVE AND TOLERATE THE CRAP OUTTA YOU!]]}}}}
* "OH MY GOD! RAVEN'S TRIPPING BALLS!"
* Starfire's [[Big No]]
* Linkara's back and forth of Starfire constantly reminding Speedy of his past drug addictions, to Speedy's growing annoyance. And just as a little nod at one point Linkara as Speedy uses Starfire's real name.
* "I'm telling you sweetie, that [[Angry Video Game Nerd]] is a bad influence on her."
* Linkara ranting on about Rise of Arsenal, before realizing that, since the reboot, Lian would never have been born in the first place.
{{quote| '''Linkara:''' You know, I think I may hate the reboot.}}
** Not the only part:
{{quote| '''Roy''': Pal, you just made yourself a bad mistake.<br />
'''Linkara!Roy''': Here! Wanna see the pictures of my DEAD DAUGHTER, who lead me to start taking drugs again!? DO YOU!? '''ANSWER ME, DAMNIT!!!''' }}
* "Oh my God, it's fun being transparently evil! I'm gonna go kick a puppy!"
* "BEING HYSTERICAL AND ANGRY IS WHAT POT DOES TO YOU, RIGHT?!"
* One of the drug victims is identified as Juan. "[[Call Back|That's why he could toss people around one-handed!]]"
* After Linkara talks about how it turns out China Cat is actually a drug and wonders why they'd call it that we get this:
{{quote| '''Linkara'''(said in a gravely drug pusher voice):Hey man you wanna get a hit of Slinky!? (starts playing with a slinky) Everyone knows it's Slinky.}}
* After the line where Protector says that people uses drugs for many reasons and for no reasons.
{{quote| '''Linkara 1''': Hey, when did you start to use crack?<br />
'''Linkara 2''': Eh. No reason. }}

== Daredevil vs. Vapora #1 ==
* Linkara's fun with the line "It's some type of vaporous thing, a Vapora!"
{{quote| '''Linkara''': This is some type of comic thing, a Com-eec-a!}}
** At the end of the review.
{{quote| '''Linkara''': All I can say is this is some type of stupid thing, a stupeed-a.}}
* Linkara versus Physics:
{{quote| '''Narrator:''' In front of him, a drop of 20 feet to the street below. Alone, it would be nothing; a puddle-jump.<br />
'''Linkara:''' Oh yeah, jumping down to the ground from 20 feet up is perfectly safe. Allow me to demonstrate- ['''THUD'''] OH GOD MY LEGS }}
* When Murdock asks if the cop saw Vapora, the cop asks Murdock "Did I ''see''?" and points to his eyes.
{{quote| '''Murdock!Linkara''': Uh I mean, did you HEAR that? I'm totally not faking being blind or anything.}}
* His sheer horror over the teenagers using gasoline to clean their motorbikes. Wondering if they use gasoline to rinse leftover shampoo from their shower.
* His reaction to multiple Vaporas.
{{quote| '''Linkara''': Wait, MULTIPLE Vaporas? There are MORE of this thing? Did everyone fill their gas tanks in a demonic cult ceremony?"}}
* This exchange.
{{quote| '''Vapora''': DieRedManMorePainBiggerBetterBigger<br />
'''Linkara''': [[Daft Punk|Harder Better Faster Stronger]] (''song plays'') }}
** Especially good as he fixes the camera with a blank, hard stare for a good five seconds or so.
* This week's Snowflame PSA.
{{quote| {{spoiler|WHERE IS SNOWFLAME'S FUZZY SLIPPERS?! WHERE IS SNOWFLAME'S FUZZY SLIPPERS?!}}}}

== Batman: A Word to the wise ==
* In the comic, Joker pulls a gun on one of his own mooks to prevent Batman from stopping him while he escapes before pulling the gun on Batman himself. Of course, he doesn't shoot him (with bullets), but Linkara decides to what would happen if he averted the [[Why Don't You Just Shoot Him?]] moment.
{{quote| '''Linkara''': (As the Joker) *Pulls the trigger and shoots* Heh. T-that was surprisingly simple. Kind of funny, actually.}}
* Linkara showing the gaping flaw in the Joker's plan. His army is only six people, Canada and the United States would crush him.
* Linkara drops a line from his theme song when the Gunslinger starts shooting.
{{quote| '''Linkara''': You have a magic gun? Where'd you purchase that?}}
* When the Gunslinger notices that in spite of the sparks and explosions, nothing in Linkara's apartment is being damaged by his gunshots. This may end up being important, but either way it's a nice bit of lampshading.
* Snowflame's PSA combines [[Epic Meal Time]] and a complete [[Mind Screw]].
** His making most of the sandwich in typical [[Large Ham]] fashion, then carefully measuring out the cocaine put on top.
* Linkara as the girl at the library.
{{quote| "Chapters! I need chapters!"}}
* When the Joker tells Batman he'll "see (him) in the funny papers", Linkara follows up with infamous "Joker Pulls Boner of the Year" headline.
* Linkara pointing out the silliness of Batman commenting on the beauty of the Canadian wilderness. Made even funnier by reading it in his Batman gruff-voice.
* "Don't worry, kids, I can't fly either!"
** "Unlike that Superman...Not that I'm jealous or anything!"
* The Joker demands a rare book from the (wheelchair-bound!) librarian. The librarian [[Badass|tells him he's being too loud and asks him to leave]].
{{quote| '''Linkara:''' Librarians ''know no fear.''}}
* Pointing out the girl's unhealthy obsession with reading to the point she was excited about reading information pamphlets.
* His commentary on Batman swinging through the air while fireworks are going off in the background.
{{quote| '''Linkara:''' (As Batman) Oh, God! My cape is on fire! Why did I clean it with gasoline!?}}
* This may just be me being an ass, but seeing Linkara {{spoiler|panicly hitting the Magic Gun and trying to make it work again, all while shouting "[[Narm|WHAT'D I DO?!?!]]"}} just ''cracks me up''.

== SPECIAL: [[Southland Tales]] ==
* Linkara brings Film Brain to explain the backstory of the movie <ref> As in how the film came to be made. The reviewers spend five minutes trying to sum up the film's ten minute intro.</ref>:
{{quote| '''Film Brain:''' Where am I?! How did I get here!?}}
* Phelous piling on the sarcasm more and more every time he talks.
* The [[Call Back]] to [[Kickassia]]: "I'm not even in front of you!"
* The Stormtrooper.
* When Justin Timberlake gives another Revelation quote, [[Brows Held High|Oancitizen]] suddenly appears with a huge pipe ("By the way, I'm in this review now.") and gives a well-researched summary of the Book of Revelation, along with describing how ''Southland Tales'' was written to be a transliteration of Revelation and the Biblical counterparts of several characters. Then:
{{quote| '''Nostalgia Chick:''' So, what's the Biblical significance of the elephants fucking?<br />
'''Oancitizen:''' Oh, nothing, just stupid, unsubtle jabs at the Republican Party. }}
* The reviewers frustration of the narrator's constant quoting of Book of Revelation.
{{quote| "Revelation 22..."<br />
(Entire Room) "SHUT UP!" }}
* After a scene in the film where several shocking revelations are made, the reviewers parody this by shouting out their own revelations, culminating in Nash shouting "I'm pregnant!" Then [[Jesu Otaku]] pops up out of nowhere, slaps him, and runs off crying.

== Marvel Team-Up 74 ==
* The beginning of the video
{{quote| '''Linkara:''' Spider-man meets the cast of Saturday Night Live...what? ''(cut to opening credits)''}}
* John Belushi being made a Green Lantern. Just try to picture it without cracking up.




=== Other Videos ===
=== Other Videos ===


* [[History of Power Rangers (Web Video)/Funny|History of Power Rangers]]
* [[History of Power Rangers/Funny|History of Power Rangers]]


== Let's Play Star Trek Voyager: Elite Force ==
== Let's Play Star Trek Voyager: Elite Force ==
* From his [[Let's Play]] of ''[[Star Trek Elite Force|Star Trek Voyager: Elite Force]]'': "[[Alien Scrappy|NEELIX]], STOP COCKBLOCKING ME!"
* From his [[Let's Play]] of ''[[Star Trek Elite Force|Star Trek Voyager: Elite Force]]'': "[[Alien Scrappy|NEELIX]], STOP COCKBLOCKING ME!"
** And after his date is ruined, he breaks down sobbing for Häagen-Dazs.
** And after his date is ruined, he breaks down sobbing for Häagen-Dazs.
* Episode 2 makes a [[Shout Out]] to a friend and associate on Channel Awesome:
* Episode 2 makes a [[Shout-Out]] to a friend and associate on Channel Awesome:
{{quote| '''Linkara:''' [[The Spoony Experiment (Web Video)|"You are in my way, sir."]]}}
{{quote|'''Linkara:''' [[The Spoony Experiment|"You are in my way, sir."]]}}
* After being killed instantly trying to cross a hallway filled with superheated gas: "Well. That was stupid. Note to self, hot gas is hot."
* After being killed instantly trying to cross a hallway filled with superheated gas: "Well. That was stupid. Note to self, hot gas is hot."
* After Munroe's proclamation that he has to "stop this seed": "I'm like a giant space condom!"
* After Munroe's proclamation that he has to "stop this seed": "I'm like a giant space condom!"
* The death of the Hirogen hunter loses some impact since Linkara butts into the conversation to express [[More Dakka|his real goal]]:
* The death of the Hirogen hunter loses some impact since Linkara butts into the conversation to express [[More Dakka|his real goal]]:
{{quote| '''Hunter:''' You...are the victor.<br />
{{quote|'''Hunter:''' You...are the victor.
'''Linkara:''' Uh-huh...gimme your gun!<br />
'''Linkara:''' Uh-huh...gimme your gun!
'''Munro:''' Hold still, I might be able to get a medic.<br />
'''Munro:''' Hold still, I might be able to get a medic.
'''Hunter:''' No...<br />
'''Hunter:''' No...
'''Linkara:''' No, gun! Give me the gun!<br />
'''Linkara:''' No, gun! Give me the gun!
'''Hunter:''' You are the victor. May your hunts bring you...great honor...<br />
'''Hunter:''' You are the victor. May your hunts bring you...great honor...
'''Linkara:''' Stop milking your death and gimme your gun! }}
'''Linkara:''' Stop milking your death and gimme your gun! }}
* "[[It Makes Sense in Context|The dildos are the weakest enemies in this game]]".
* "[[It Makes Sense in Context|The dildos are the weakest enemies in this game]]".
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* "Hello, random crewman...who is making gang signs...wha?"
* "Hello, random crewman...who is making gang signs...wha?"
* Linkara's utter incredulity at Tuvok criticising him for not stopping the Borg kidnapping a teammate and stealing needed supplies.
* Linkara's utter incredulity at Tuvok criticising him for not stopping the Borg kidnapping a teammate and stealing needed supplies.
{{quote| '''Tuvok''': Could you not have prevented the Borg from taking the isodesium?<br />
{{quote|'''Tuvok''': Could you not have prevented the Borg from taking the isodesium?
'''Linkara''': '''No!''' They'd ''[[Deflector Shields|adapted]]'' quickly!<br />
'''Linkara''': '''No!''' They'd ''[[Deflector Shields|adapted]]'' quickly!<br />
'''Tuvok''': Had you fired, it is might have stopped the Borg from taking the isodesium we need.<br />
'''Tuvok''': Had you fired, it is might have stopped the Borg from taking the isodesium we need.<br />
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* [[It Makes Sense in Context|The Borg dance.]]
* [[It Makes Sense in Context|The Borg dance.]]
* In Part 13, when the Vohrsoth is outlining its evil plan, Linkara says, "Aw, crap, it's [[Michael Moore]]!
* In Part 13, when the Vohrsoth is outlining its evil plan, Linkara says, "Aw, crap, it's [[Michael Moore]]!
{{quote| '''Caption''': Aw yeah, I went there again!}}
{{quote|'''Caption''': Aw yeah, I went there again!}}
* Any time he references [[Amazons Attack]] when saying Biessman's name.
* Any time he references [[Amazons Attack]] when saying Biessman's name.
* Speaking of Biessman, after the Vohrsoth reveals his evil plan, Linkara is still in a [[Heroic BSOD]] after {{spoiler|Biessman's death.}} Then he says something along the lines of, "No! Biessman would go on! He'd call them... [[Buffy-Speak|stompy dorks]] or something!"
* Speaking of Biessman, after the Vohrsoth reveals his evil plan, Linkara is still in a [[Heroic BSOD]] after {{spoiler|Biessman's death.}} Then he says something along the lines of, "No! Biessman would go on! He'd call them... [[Buffy-Speak|stompy dorks]] or something!"
* Munro's impossible shadow.
* Munro's impossible shadow.
* The series finale where {{smallcaps|Ensign Munro}} defeats the Vorsoth Master:
* The series finale where {{small-caps|Ensign Munro}} defeats the Vorsoth Master:
{{quote| '''Linkara:''' Okay everyone, say it with me now: "I am {{smallcaps|Ensign Munro}}, and ''[[Catch Phrase|I AM A MAN!]]''"}}
{{quote|'''Linkara:''' Okay everyone, say it with me now: "I am {{small-caps|Ensign Munro}}, and ''[[Catch Phrase|I AM A MAN!]]''"}}




== Other ==
== Other ==
* Whenever Linkara does a two-part review, part two opens with a "[[Previously On]]" segment featuring several of the site's contributors in various overblown comic book situations, like [[Marz Gurl]] spoofing the line "I love Stalin more" from ''Sinnamon'' or an army of Angry Joes facing off against Neutro. Dr. Insano from [[The Spoony Experiment (Web Video)|The Spoony Experiment]] even made his first ever appearance in one!
* Whenever Linkara does a two-part review, part two opens with a "[["Previously On..."]]" segment featuring several of the site's contributors in various overblown comic book situations, like [[Marz Gurl]] spoofing the line "I love Stalin more" from ''Sinnamon'' or an army of Angry Joes facing off against Neutro. Dr. Insano from [[The Spoony Experiment]] even made his first ever appearance in one!
** Chester A. Bum and [[The Nostalgia Critic (Web Video)|The Nostalgia Critic]] argue as the Bum destroys Hollywood, Rome, France, Pluto and the Earth.
** Chester A. Bum and [[The Nostalgia Critic]] argue as the Bum destroys Hollywood, Rome, France, Pluto and the Earth.
** [[Diamanda Hagan]] discovers she's pregnant with [[Obscurus Lupa]]'s baby (and that's only where her situation begins), while [[Oancitizen]] figures out a complex [[Ancient Conspiracy]].
** [[Diamanda Hagan]] discovers she's pregnant with [[Obscurus Lupa]]'s baby (and that's only where her situation begins), while [[Oancitizen]] figures out a complex [[Ancient Conspiracy]].
* Linkara's twitter update, [http://twitter.com/Linkara19/status/6958383934 10/23/09: ] "According to [https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5809126056034906096&postID=1395637863715916283 a comment on my blog,] I'll never be as famous as the [[Bee Gees]]. NOOOOOOO! [[Sarcasm Mode|*Goes off to cry* "]]
* Linkara's twitter update, [http://twitter.com/Linkara19/status/6958383934 10/23/09: ] "According to [https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5809126056034906096&postID=1395637863715916283 a comment on my blog,] I'll never be as famous as the [[Bee Gees]]. NOOOOOOO! [[Sarcasm Mode|*Goes off to cry* "]]
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** And he [http://twitter.com/#!/Linkara19/status/128975590723301377 lives in constant torment over that].
** And he [http://twitter.com/#!/Linkara19/status/128975590723301377 lives in constant torment over that].
* ''Linkin' Up With Linkara'', for turning everything about ''Spooning With Spoony'' on its head. Even more so, {{spoiler|Matin' with Ma-Ti!}}
* ''Linkin' Up With Linkara'', for turning everything about ''Spooning With Spoony'' on its head. Even more so, {{spoiler|Matin' with Ma-Ti!}}
* [http://atopfourthwall.blogspot.com/2009/05/vlog-5-24-09-retcon-this.html Linkara's reaction] to the ''[[Spider-Man]]'' [[Spider-Man (Comic Strip)|newspaper comic strip]] in which ''[[One More Day]]'' [[All Just a Dream|was nothing more than a dream.]]
* [http://atopfourthwall.blogspot.com/2009/05/vlog-5-24-09-retcon-this.html Linkara's reaction] to the ''[[Spider-Man]]'' [[Spider-Man (comic strip)|newspaper comic strip]] in which ''[[One More Day]]'' [[All Just a Dream|was nothing more than a dream.]]
{{quote| Linkara: *maniacal laughter*<br />
{{quote|Linkara: *maniacal laughter*
A few minutes later<br />
A few minutes later
Linkara: *Still keeps laughing for 30 solid seconds.* * deep breath* Well I wished it happened in the main universe, but beggars can't be choosers. }}
Linkara: *Still keeps laughing for 30 solid seconds.* * deep breath* Well I wished it happened in the main universe, but beggars can't be choosers. }}
* In [[The Spoony Experiment (Web Video)|Spoony's forum]] Lewis said that he realized that the next issue [[Countdown to Final Crisis|has Darkseid on someone's couch.]] His reaction was gold.
* In [[The Spoony Experiment|Spoony's forum]] Lewis said that he realized that the next issue [[Countdown to Final Crisis|has Darkseid on someone's couch.]] His reaction was gold.
{{quote| '''Linkara:'''As I am writing the review right now, I can confirm that Darkseid does indeed first appear in the comic sitting on Scott Free's couch.}}
{{quote|'''Linkara:'''As I am writing the review right now, I can confirm that Darkseid does indeed first appear in the comic sitting on Scott Free's couch.}}


{{quote| ...}}
{{quote|...}}


{{quote| If you'll need me, I'll be over in the corner cutting my wrists with my gun.}}
{{quote|If you'll need me, I'll be over in the corner cutting my wrists with my gun.}}
* Not in his reviews, but at the Time Force/Wild Force Panel at Power Morphicon, someone loudly announced who Linkara was when he stood up to ask a question. Linkara said, "Thanks, but I didn't want to look like a jackass,", prompting Vernon Wells to goodnaturedly reply, "Okay jackass, what's your question?"
* Not in his reviews, but at the Time Force/Wild Force Panel at Power Morphicon, someone loudly announced who Linkara was when he stood up to ask a question. Linkara said, "Thanks, but I didn't want to look like a jackass,", prompting Vernon Wells to goodnaturedly reply, "Okay jackass, what's your question?"
* From Linkara's crossover with the Last Angry Geek on ''Comic Book Issues'':
* From Linkara's crossover with the Last Angry Geek on ''Comic Book Issues'':
{{quote| One of us is successful, and the other is you.}}
{{quote|One of us is successful, and the other is you.}}
*** Even better is the outtake. "One of us is-is successful... and still flubs the line regardless."
*** Even better is the outtake. "One of us is-is successful... and still flubs the line regardless."
** Also, Geek restraining a Quesada fanboy while Linkara force-feeds said fan torn pages of said fan's mint copy of ''[[One More Day]]''.
** Also, Geek restraining a Quesada fanboy while Linkara force-feeds said fan torn pages of said fan's mint copy of ''[[One More Day]]''.
* From his "Comics in Five Panels" summary of JLA: The Obsidian Age Part One: "We're the Justice League, and we have to travel back in time to rescue Aquaman! [[Tempting Fate|This certainly won't result in our deaths or anything!]] [[Gilligan Cut|*smash cut to Skeletonized!Supes*]] [[Precision F-Strike|"OH F***!!!"]]
* From his "Comics in Five Panels" summary of JLA: The Obsidian Age Part One: "We're the Justice League, and we have to travel back in time to rescue Aquaman! [[Tempting Fate|This certainly won't result in our deaths or anything!]] [[Gilligan Cut|*smash cut to Skeletonized!Supes*]] [[Precision F-Strike|"OH F***!!!"]]
** 7 words: "I AM AQUAMAN. AND I AM '''AWESOME!!!'''"
** 7 words: "I AM AQUAMAN. AND I AM '''AWESOME!!!'''"
* During the crossover review of an ''Avengers'' video game with [[The Spoony Experiment (Web Video)|Spoony]], Dr. Insano brings us....NEUTRO 2.0! It, well, it doesn't last long.
* During the crossover review of an ''Avengers'' video game with [[The Spoony Experiment|Spoony]], Dr. Insano brings us....NEUTRO 2.0! It, well, it doesn't last long.
{{quote| '''Dr. Insano''': ''(After Neutro 2.0 is destroyed)'' Right, erm...I'll just let myself out. ''(leaves)''}}
{{quote|'''Dr. Insano''': ''(After Neutro 2.0 is destroyed)'' Right, erm...I'll just let myself out. ''(leaves)''}}
** Also, in the same video, Spoony's reaction to meeting 90s Kid for the first time.
** Also, in the same video, Spoony's reaction to meeting 90s Kid for the first time.
*** "Just ignore him. He's like a pop-up ad that won't go away."
*** "Just ignore him. He's like a pop-up ad that won't go away."
** The blooper at the end of the video as well.
** The blooper at the end of the video as well.
{{quote| '''Dr. Insano''': ''(A book flies past him)'' Missed me!}}
{{quote|'''Dr. Insano''': ''(A book flies past him)'' Missed me!}}
** Spoony and Linkara singing the "Forklift Song" from [[MST3K]] during a battle between Spiderman and, well, a forklift.
** Spoony and Linkara singing the "Forklift Song" from [[Mystery Science Theater 3000]] during a battle between Spiderman and, well, a forklift.
*** [[Ear Worm|"He tried to kill me with a forklift!"]]
*** [[Ear Worm|"He tried to kill me with a forklift!"]]
* During one of [[Iron Liz]]'s "You're such a Card...Game" reviews, the reaction on both of their faces in regards to the Inuyasha TCG. The unboxing video alone has some of the best reactions, as the two are going in blind about the series...save for Lewis, who's seen two episodes.
* During one of [[Iron Liz]]'s "You're such a Card...Game" reviews, the reaction on both of their faces in regards to the Inuyasha TCG. The unboxing video alone has some of the best reactions, as the two are going in blind about the series...save for Lewis, who's seen two episodes.
* After losing a game of ''Mystery Date'', Linkara plays off the fact that the game is from 1965 by saying his character, having lost out on getting a date, is instead going to watch some early ''[[Doctor Who (TV)|Doctor Who]]'' episodes and get depressed over how they'll be lost due to BBC being unable to see the future and save the episodes.
* After losing a game of ''Mystery Date'', Linkara plays off the fact that the game is from 1965 by saying his character, having lost out on getting a date, is instead going to watch some early ''[[Doctor Who]]'' episodes and get depressed over how they'll be lost due to BBC being unable to see the future and save the episodes.
** The constant appearances of J. Edgar Hoover.
** The constant appearances of J. Edgar Hoover.
** Their use of outdated insults like "hussy", "skank" , and ''"chippy roustabout"''.
** Their use of outdated insults like "hussy", "skank" , and ''"chippy roustabout"''.
** Lewis's confusion at the Beach Robe.
** Lewis's confusion at the Beach Robe.
* In the first Yu-Gi-Oh vlog, Linkara gets a card named [[Teen Titans (Comic Book)|Trigon]].
* In the first Yu-Gi-Oh vlog, Linkara gets a card named [[Teen Titans (Comic Book)|Trigon]].
{{quote| '''Linkara:''' ... Trigon! Woo! New Teen Titans fan right here, ''Trigon the Terrible is a card now!''}}
{{quote|'''Linkara:''' ... Trigon! Woo! New Teen Titans fan right here, ''Trigon the Terrible is a card now!''}}
* [https://twitter.com/#!/Boffo_the_clown Boffo's twitter account].
* [https://twitter.com/#!/Boffo_the_clown Boffo's twitter account].
* Anytime he does his "What the fuck?" face.
* Anytime he does his "What the fuck?" face.
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Other Videos

Let's Play Star Trek Voyager: Elite Force

Linkara: "You are in my way, sir."

  • After being killed instantly trying to cross a hallway filled with superheated gas: "Well. That was stupid. Note to self, hot gas is hot."
  • After Munroe's proclamation that he has to "stop this seed": "I'm like a giant space condom!"
  • The death of the Hirogen hunter loses some impact since Linkara butts into the conversation to express his real goal:

Hunter: You...are the victor.
Linkara: Uh-huh...gimme your gun!
Munro: Hold still, I might be able to get a medic.
Hunter: No...
Linkara: No, gun! Give me the gun!
Hunter: You are the victor. May your hunts bring you...great honor...
Linkara: Stop milking your death and gimme your gun!

  • "The dildos are the weakest enemies in this game".
  • Linkara on the alien computer shutting down: "Thing must be Linux-based."
  • Linkara's mission to get rid of one of Teh Wurmz in Part 5 results in a complete shootup of the entire room of everything but the Wurm.
  • "It's a containment field" "No sh(BEEEP)."
  • "Uh, wait, I have a question. Ahh, screw it."
  • Linkara testing out his portable torpedo launcher.
  • "EAT MY PURPLE DEATH RAY!"
  • And the end of the Unstoppable Rage in episode 12 of said Let's Play.
  • "Hello, random crewman...who is making gang signs...wha?"
  • Linkara's utter incredulity at Tuvok criticising him for not stopping the Borg kidnapping a teammate and stealing needed supplies.

Tuvok: Could you not have prevented the Borg from taking the isodesium?
Linkara: No! They'd adapted quickly!

Tuvok: Had you fired, it is might have stopped the Borg from taking the isodesium we need.

Linkara: NO IT WOULDN'T.

Tuvok: Your emotional decision may have cost the lives of this entire crew.

Linkara: ...I want to shoot you, so bad right now.

  • In Part 3 ("It came from Planet Icky!") of the Star Trek Elite Force playthrough: "Alien ladies: check me out, I'm Ensign Monroe/Do you see my gun? It breathes, you know!"
  • The Borg dance.
  • In Part 13, when the Vohrsoth is outlining its evil plan, Linkara says, "Aw, crap, it's Michael Moore!

Caption: Aw yeah, I went there again!

  • Any time he references Amazons Attack when saying Biessman's name.
  • Speaking of Biessman, after the Vohrsoth reveals his evil plan, Linkara is still in a Heroic BSOD after Biessman's death. Then he says something along the lines of, "No! Biessman would go on! He'd call them... stompy dorks or something!"
  • Munro's impossible shadow.
  • The series finale where Ensign Munro defeats the Vorsoth Master:

Linkara: Okay everyone, say it with me now: "I am Ensign Munro, and I AM A MAN!"


Other

Linkara: *maniacal laughter*
A few minutes later
Linkara: *Still keeps laughing for 30 solid seconds.* * deep breath* Well I wished it happened in the main universe, but beggars can't be choosers.

Linkara:As I am writing the review right now, I can confirm that Darkseid does indeed first appear in the comic sitting on Scott Free's couch.

...

If you'll need me, I'll be over in the corner cutting my wrists with my gun.

  • Not in his reviews, but at the Time Force/Wild Force Panel at Power Morphicon, someone loudly announced who Linkara was when he stood up to ask a question. Linkara said, "Thanks, but I didn't want to look like a jackass,", prompting Vernon Wells to goodnaturedly reply, "Okay jackass, what's your question?"
  • From Linkara's crossover with the Last Angry Geek on Comic Book Issues:

One of us is successful, and the other is you.

      • Even better is the outtake. "One of us is-is successful... and still flubs the line regardless."
    • Also, Geek restraining a Quesada fanboy while Linkara force-feeds said fan torn pages of said fan's mint copy of One More Day.
  • From his "Comics in Five Panels" summary of JLA: The Obsidian Age Part One: "We're the Justice League, and we have to travel back in time to rescue Aquaman! This certainly won't result in our deaths or anything! *smash cut to Skeletonized!Supes* "OH F***!!!"
    • 7 words: "I AM AQUAMAN. AND I AM AWESOME!!!"
  • During the crossover review of an Avengers video game with Spoony, Dr. Insano brings us....NEUTRO 2.0! It, well, it doesn't last long.

Dr. Insano: (After Neutro 2.0 is destroyed) Right, erm...I'll just let myself out. (leaves)

    • Also, in the same video, Spoony's reaction to meeting 90s Kid for the first time.
      • "Just ignore him. He's like a pop-up ad that won't go away."
    • The blooper at the end of the video as well.

Dr. Insano: (A book flies past him) Missed me!

  • During one of Iron Liz's "You're such a Card...Game" reviews, the reaction on both of their faces in regards to the Inuyasha TCG. The unboxing video alone has some of the best reactions, as the two are going in blind about the series...save for Lewis, who's seen two episodes.
  • After losing a game of Mystery Date, Linkara plays off the fact that the game is from 1965 by saying his character, having lost out on getting a date, is instead going to watch some early Doctor Who episodes and get depressed over how they'll be lost due to BBC being unable to see the future and save the episodes.
    • The constant appearances of J. Edgar Hoover.
    • Their use of outdated insults like "hussy", "skank" , and "chippy roustabout".
    • Lewis's confusion at the Beach Robe.
  • In the first Yu-Gi-Oh vlog, Linkara gets a card named Trigon.

Linkara: ... Trigon! Woo! New Teen Titans fan right here, Trigon the Terrible is a card now!

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