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{{quote| (re. boybands)<br /> |
{{quote| (re. boybands)<br /> |
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Ryan: "Should you really be technically called a band if you don't play an instrument?... Or should you really be called a boy when you're 52?"<br /> |
Ryan: "Should you really be technically called a band if you don't play an instrument?... Or should you really be called a boy when you're 52?"<br /> |
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Greg: "Well [[ |
Greg: "Well [[Justin Bieber]]'s called a boy [[Take That|and there's really no evidence for it...]]"<br /> |
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Ryan: "Say his name again."<br /> |
Ryan: "Say his name again."<br /> |
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Greg: "[[Inherently Funny Words|Justin Bieber!]]"<br /> |
Greg: "[[Inherently Funny Words|Justin Bieber!]]"<br /> |
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Drew: (Igor voice) "[[Foreshadowing|I will take your peanut...]] The peanut is the key..."<br /> |
Drew: (Igor voice) "[[Foreshadowing|I will take your peanut...]] The peanut is the key..."<br /> |
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Jonathan: "I gotta get outta here!"<br /> |
Jonathan: "I gotta get outta here!"<br /> |
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(Jon [[Broken Heel|runs but trips and falls a couple of times]], then Drew catches up and shoves his arm "through" Jonathan [[A Nightmare |
(Jon [[Broken Heel|runs but trips and falls a couple of times]], then Drew catches up and shoves his arm "through" Jonathan [[A Nightmare on Elm Street|Freddy]]-style)<br /> |
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Jeff: "Freeze. Your favorite kind of book, sir... (listens) [[Sarcasm Mode|Sports book.]] (mobster voice) Guy wants to see this take place in a sports book."<br /> |
Jeff: "Freeze. Your favorite kind of book, sir... (listens) [[Sarcasm Mode|Sports book.]] (mobster voice) Guy wants to see this take place in a sports book."<br /> |
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Jonathan: (grabbing Drew's hand) "[[Tempting Fate|Lemme just put my cup on before we start hittin' some balls...]]"<br /> |
Jonathan: (grabbing Drew's hand) "[[Tempting Fate|Lemme just put my cup on before we start hittin' some balls...]]"<br /> |
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Greg: "I'll just set up a curtain..."<br /> |
Greg: "I'll just set up a curtain..."<br /> |
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Colin: "Freeze. A style of movie (listens) [[Film Noir]]."<br /> |
Colin: "Freeze. A style of movie (listens) [[Film Noir]]."<br /> |
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Greg: (sounding like [[ |
Greg: (sounding like [[Columbo]]) "He thought I couldn't see him on the other side of the curtain. [[Toilet Humor|Not only could I see him, I could smell what he was up to...]] [[What Do You Mean It's Not Heinous?|and he was up to no good.]]"<br /> |
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(later)<br /> |
(later)<br /> |
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Colin: "Freeze. How about a style of theater... (listens) [[Jersey Boys]]."<br /> |
Colin: "Freeze. How about a style of theater... (listens) [[Jersey Boys]]."<br /> |
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Belinda: "...He's a movie producer."<br /> |
Belinda: "...He's a movie producer."<br /> |
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Ryan: "A 'movie producer', is that what he says he is?... So what movies has he produced?"<br /> |
Ryan: "A 'movie producer', is that what he says he is?... So what movies has he produced?"<br /> |
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Belinda: "[[ |
Belinda: "[[Hellraiser]]."<br /> |
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Chip: "Ohh..."<br /> |
Chip: "Ohh..."<br /> |
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Ryan: "''If'' [[Parallel Porn Titles|it's the same Hellraiser we're thinking...]] What's his favorite drink?"<br /> |
Ryan: "''If'' [[Parallel Porn Titles|it's the same Hellraiser we're thinking...]] What's his favorite drink?"<br /> |
Revision as of 10:19, 8 April 2014
First Date
Jeff: I come from a very strict Greek family. (honk honk) I... Italian family. (honk honk) I'm adopted. I'm Chinese and Native American. (honk honk honk) I'm a white guy. (ding ding ding ding) And we're very strict Catholics. (honk honk) Protestants. (honk) Buddhists. (honk) There is no god. |
Jeff: You're dating other guys, I can see that... (ding ding) Word around the school is (ding ding)...Word around th... (dingdingdingding) (Beat) How many guys are you dating?! |
Forward/Reverse
Jeff: Totally Partaaaay! |
Freeze
(Ryan, Greg, Drew and Colin are huddled side by side when Jeff joins Chip on the other side) |
(after Greg replaces Jeff as the 'donkey') |
Hits Compilation
Colin: "I'm a big fan of the '80s, of course because I was born then... and umm..." |
(re. boybands) |
Colin: "We have collected over 15,000 songs about lawyers, because songs cannot always be about nice things." |
Moving People
(Scene: Ryan and Jonathan are in Tahiti) |
Ryan: (explaining the game) "Basically you'll be in control of Drew... like ABC was in the '90s..." |
(Audience member Jen is struggling to move Chip, as she continually forgets to move his legs.) |
(Ryan getting shoved a bit roughly by audience member Sara) |
(When the models from The Price Is Right guest star) |
(Ryan explains the game; Drew and Chip are the players) |
New Choice
(Ryan as the mythical Cyclops named Phil) |
(Chip is a cowboy introducing Drew to the range) |
Options
Jeff: "What's your favourite section in the video store?" —Jonathan: "I do not like you, you you you, don't put your hand on Thing 1 or 2!"
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Colin: "What I need from you first, is a location where two friends could meet... |
Question This
Drew: "'Scientific names for body parts', please." |
Chip: Bob, can you give us a category? |
Ryan: Number 4. What's your name, whataya do? |
Ryan: "The answer is 'Pickles'..." |
Sentences
(In an ice age scene) |
(In a generic soap opera setting) |
Song for a Lady
Belinda: "I am here with my boyfriend Christopher Webster..." |
Greg: "What does your husband do?" |
Sound Effects
(Chip and Jeff are two cowboys on the range) |
Storytelling
Jeff: "Princess Dumbeloney awoke, her long hair flowing across her pillow. She was looking for love-" |
Two-Headed Expert
Chip/Jonathan: In 1827, the Brai-lsh invented the Eiffel Tower. |
Miscellaneous
(Confession Cam at the end of the 'Jeannie' episode) |