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* [[Chivalrous Pervert]]: Cloud.
* [[Chivalrous Pervert]]: Cloud.
* [[Death Glare]]: Sephiroth ''literally'' does one in Cloud's flashback. It makes a dragon's head '''''[[Your Head Asplode|explode]]'''''.
* [[Death Glare]]: Sephiroth ''literally'' does one in Cloud's flashback. It makes a dragon's head '''''[[Your Head Asplode|explode]]'''''.
* [[Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu]]: At the Train Graveyard, Tifa fights off Doomtrain by performing a full suplex on it. Cloud and Aeris are utterly awestruck by the sight (and in the former's case, aroused).
* [[Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu?]]: At the Train Graveyard, Tifa fights off Doomtrain by performing a full suplex on it. Cloud and Aeris are utterly awestruck by the sight (and in the former's case, aroused).
* [[The Ditz]]: Aeris.
* [[The Ditz]]: Aeris.
* [[Fan Disservice]]: Hojo in Costa del Sol. Tifa and Aeris even cast blind on themselves
* [[Fan Disservice]]: Hojo in Costa del Sol. Tifa and Aeris even cast blind on themselves
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* [[Running Gag]]: [[The Scrappy|Cait Sith]] keeps getting destroyed.
* [[Running Gag]]: [[The Scrappy|Cait Sith]] keeps getting destroyed.
* [[Shout Out]]: There are ''tons'' of shout outs and references to other ''Final Fantasy'' games, other [[Square Enix]] games, [[Video Games]] in general, and even ''[[South Park]]''.
* [[Shout Out]]: There are ''tons'' of shout outs and references to other ''Final Fantasy'' games, other [[Square Enix]] games, [[Video Games]] in general, and even ''[[South Park]]''.
* [[Spell My Name With an S]]: A constant source of jokes, and not just with Aeris/Aerith. [[Final Fantasy V|Butz/Bartz]] also makes a cameo appearance.
* [[Spell My Name With an "S"]]: A constant source of jokes, and not just with Aeris/Aerith. [[Final Fantasy V|Butz/Bartz]] also makes a cameo appearance.
* [[Straight Gay]]: Don Cornelo picks "Cloudia" out of the lineup, of course... [[Hilarity Ensues]].
* [[Straight Gay]]: Don Cornelo picks "Cloudia" out of the lineup, of course... [[Hilarity Ensues]].
{{quote| Don Corneo: "Last night I was worried that I might be gay, [[Attractive Bent Gender|but you are possibly the hottest girl I have ever laid my eyes on.]]}}
{{quote| Don Corneo: "Last night I was worried that I might be gay, [[Attractive Bent Gender|but you are possibly the hottest girl I have ever laid my eyes on.]]}}
* [[Webcomic of the Game]]
* [[Webcomic of the Game]]
* [[What Were You Thinking]]: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!
* [[What Were You Thinking?]]: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!
* [[Who Writes This Crap]]: Characters are often seen reading and commenting on the game script.
* [[Who Writes This Crap?]]: Characters are often seen reading and commenting on the game script.
* [[Wimp Fight]]: The aforementioned Tifa/Aeris [[Cat Fight]]. Made funnier when you remember Tifa is an expert Martial Artist.
* [[Wimp Fight]]: The aforementioned Tifa/Aeris [[Cat Fight]]. Made funnier when you remember Tifa is an expert Martial Artist.
* [[Your Head Asplode]]: See [[Death Glare]] above.
* [[Your Head Asplode]]: See [[Death Glare]] above.

Revision as of 04:24, 9 January 2014

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Final Fantasy VII: The Sevening is an exaggerated, manga-styled Affectionate Parody of the landmark Play Station RPG, Final Fantasy VII. It is serialized on Smack Jeeves by Decalyn and ObstinateMelon. It pokes fun at everything from plot holes to the game's questionable translation.

Note that the Smack Jeeves archives only go up to page 252, further pages can be found on ObstinateMelon's Deviantart page.


Contains examples of:

  Don Corneo: "Last night I was worried that I might be gay, but you are possibly the hottest girl I have ever laid my eyes on.