Grand Unifying Guesses/Pokémon
Ash's father is...
- Giovanni
- Lugia
- Professor Oak
- His mom.
- Arceus
- Darth Vader
- And since everyone ever voiced and played by is the same person, Joker is his brother.
- Fire Lord Ozai
- Captain Jack Harkness
- Zeus
- Chuck Norris
- Obviously, a Time Lord
- Vince McMahon, damnit!
- A male reincarnation of Haruhi Suzumiya.
- Shinji Ikari.
- Himself
- Ash
- James Bond
- Mrs. Cartman
- John Redcorn
- Gandalf the Grey or Gandalf the White
- Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black knight
- Benito Mussolini
- The Blue Meanie
- Cowboy Curtis
- Jambi the genie
- Robocop
- The Terminator
- Captain Kirk
- Darth Vader
- Lo Pan
- Superman
- Any one of the Power Rangers
- Bill S. Preston esq. or Ted Theodore Logan
- Spock
- "The Rock"
- Doc Ock
- Or Hulk Hogan.
- Mr. Rogers
- Commander Shepard
- Ellis
- Terry Bogard
- All of the above. At the same time.
- Gary Oak, who's actually Professor Oak's son with a case of stunted growth.
- Spike Spiegel
- Eaten by a Crack.
- Unknown until the creators tell us, which will probably never happen. They don't really care.