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• Accidental Innuendo/Innocent Innuendo: Inverted; rarely is an innuendo either innocent or accidental.

Tom: I will fucking shank you. FTA: You'll shag me? Tom: Shank. FTA: Tom, this is hardly the time or place! Tom: S-H-A-N-K, OK!?

• • However, this is played straight some times:

Helldragon: Did Jiminy sleep with him? Tom: Please rephrase that.

• Alternative Character Interpretation: Several. Some examples:
  • The bird in A Bugs Life is a Classically-Trained Extra.
  • The students of East High School are secretly ninjas, while Coach Bolton and Sharpay are nigh-demonic.
  • Parasite Cage is a great old one.
  • Done with an entire movie. Pokémon Jirachi Wishmaker is about a butler who is trying to blow up the sun with a cute little fairy thing while May is secretly plotting to destroy the world with her wishing star. Also, Mai Valentine drives the Magic School Bus.
• And the Fandom Rejoiced: After a nine-month Schedule Slip, them getting back on track with a weekly schedule.
• Cargo Ship: "Stop humping the Companion Cube!"
• Crosses the Line Twice: FTA enjoys burning down villages full of innocent children.
• Crowning Moment of Awesome: Helldragon's Cluster F-Bomb, as seen in the main page, most definitely qualifies.
  • NTom defeating the final boss of Luigi's Mansion with only 5% of his health left.
  • NTom, greatzombieron, and IRTundraboy reading out this very page during the Half-Life 2 playthrough. At least to us...
  • During the Sonic Unleashed playthrough, Tom and Fastest Thing Alive would often compare the PS360 version of the game with the WiiS2 version to see which was superior, with Tom on the 360-side, and FTA on the Wii-side. At the end, what version does Gareth ultimately think is the definitive version?

FTA: My opinion? There isn't one. Whichever version you prefer to play is the definitive version to you. Tom: Didn't see that one coming, did you, bitches?

• • Finishing off Xaldin with the Goofy Rocket. Oh, hell yeah!
    • Topped by the final blow against Storm Rider Derp-Dragon. Three words: Slide. Vertigo. Toss. Even TheHelldragon is awed.
  • NTom catching Victini with a normal Pokeball on Pokémon Black: The Nuzlocke live stream.
  • Tom beating the Grandmaster Galaxy Perfect Run for the first time ever. Live.

NTom: Star fucking Get!

• Crowning Moment of Funny: It has its own page now.
• Crowning Moment of Heartwarming: The Banjo Tooie Chip-in Playthrough, in which Ntom64 raised 375$ for his financially troubled mother.
• Drinking Game: Aladdin and the King of Thieves -- see a reference, take a drink!

Jetsons! Take a drink. Space Jam? Take a drink? Actually, let's pass on that. Also Jurassic Park, 'cause... fuck you, take a drink.

• • "When did the King of Thieves commentary become a drinking game?"
• Hilarious in Hindsight: In their commentary of Pokémon the First Movie, they note how Mewtwo's personality resembles that of Shadow, but then becomes more like Knuckles later on. Guess who voices Mewtwo in the Pokémon Mewtwo Returns OVA?
  • In one part of the Kingdom Hearts playthrough, THD learns about the word "quiff" from Tom and mentions that he should use it more often. Cue the commentary for Raikou: Legend of Thunder, where he uses it in almost every sentence.
  • Now there's the whole "Resident Evil!" bit from the Sonic Unleashed playthrough, seeing as the two series now share a voice actor.
  • In one part of the Sonic 06 playthrough, FTA quipped that it'd take Tom three years to get to the 1000 Heartless Battle. That was in May of 2008 -- over two years before Tom eventually reached said battle.
  • Later on in the same playthrough, FTA mentioned that he'd love a Sonic the Hedgehog 4. Almost two years afterward, guess what?
  • In the Kingdom Hearts II playthrough, upon mention of the possibility of a Notre Dame world, HellDragon taunts NTom by telling him that "it will never happen". Cue Kingdom Hearts 3D's Mid-January 2011 trailer...
• Lost Aesop: In the High School Musical commentary, Helldragon gets into a rather intellectual rant about why movies like the above movie and Twilight are possible, only to go on to how if High School Musical had vampires, it would be better.
• Memetic Mutation: THE CITY IS FUCKING DESTROYED!
• Nightmare Fuel: Ron's threat to pull off Tom's face and go to his funeral wearing it. (Also hilarious.)
  • A straighter example for the two occurred a few times in the Disaster Movie commentary.
• Nightmare Retardant: Quite a bit of the more diturbing things in Abe's Oddysee are nullified by greatzombieron, such as giving the scarabs an effeminate voice.
• Tastes Like Diabetes: Invoked in How the Grinch Stole Christmas, particularly Cindy-Lou-Who.

Tom: I've got diabetes already!