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Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.
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  • In one episode of his Super Mario Bros. 2 LP, he said the following...

I wish I could throw up... (beat) No, I don't mean I wish I could throw up, I mean I wish I could throw things up, not barf... (snicker) "I wish I could throw up..." if only I could constipate!

  • Getting all 100 purple coins in one of the hardest missions in Super Mario Galaxy 2, only to die the moment the star appears (around 13:15).
    • Episode 66 has this moment. After he fails at grabbing the last Green Star, he ends up seemingly falling to his death, only to grab the previous Green Star on the way down. The last 2 minutes of his commentary set it in stone.
  • "You didn't just knock me in the pit." (repeat over a dozen times)
  • Usually one sprouts up whenever he voices Ganondorf in Wind Waker, throwing in his own little quips with the usual dialog. The occasional special effect echoes help matters along.
    • "What the fuck is this!?"
    • "Gods! Hear that which I desire! I WANT MORE TWINKIES! Twinkies! Lots of Twinkies and Ho Hos! And some Ding Dongs, yo! And some sunrise, that would be nice, too."
  • During his impromptu playing of Super Mario Kart, NCS manages to finish dead last twice on the same track. While attempting the course for a third time, he remembers a shortcut he offhandedly mentioned earlier in the video, grabs a feather on the final lap, and figures he doesn't have much to lose:

Well, we can take this shitty-ass shortcut.

(uses the feather...and falls roughly a foot short of making the gap)

(beat)

No...no. No, no, no, no, no. No...no!

Great Mighty Poo: How about some scat, you little twat?
NCS: What!? Oh nonononono, don't do it now! I already got enough shit being thrown at me-- waitwaitwait, B Pad! *activates*

*Conker pulls out a giant roll of toilet paper*

NCS: WHAT!? GET SOME MORE TOILET PAPER! AAAAAHAHAHAHA! GET SOME MORE TOILET PAPER! YES! NO WAY! I actually get to use toilet paper!

    • To the end:

NCS: WHAT WHAT, WE'RE NOT DONE YET!? OH JEEZ LOUISE, MAN! WHAT THE HELL!? ...wait a minute, though! Was that-- was that what I think it was? Do I actually get to flush him down? After all that, I get to flush it? Ohh, wouldn't that be amazing, please tell me they did that! Y'know, IN THE BATHROOM! They had to have done that! There is no way they wouldn't make that the way that you finally finish him off! It has to be!

...

*Conker pulls the flusher*

Great Mighty Poo: Ah, you cursed squirrel! *flushing sound*

NCS: YES! GET SOME MORE TOILET PAPER! *spends the entire last minute of the video uncontrollably laughing his ass off*

Mario: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

NCS: *watches the life counter go from 1 to 0* ...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  • In episode 1 of Skyward Sword, his character is asked if he was going to get some last-minute bird training in:
  • In Skyward Sword 6, he doesn't know what kind of voice to give the mysterious person in the temple, so he just gives them all of them at once.
  • While looking around for the Kikwis in Skyward Sword, NCS is completely oblivious to the crow flying around Link... Then he realises it's actually taken a crap on Link's head.
  • Most of his LMAO [1] Mario Party 2 videos are hilarious-- particularly the second board, where he semi-consistently refers to the NPC Mario and DK as Proton Jon and Chuggaaconroy. A lot of what happens there doubles as Hilarious in Hindsight for The Runaway Guys' play through of MP2.
    • NCS dissolves into making Call Backs or shouting Catch Phrases on behalf of his missing companions. Highlights are:
      • " And I'm in last place. Feels like home. Just kidding..."
      • "Have a bomb, Chugga! Look at Proton and Chugga passing it back and forth! This really is Proton and Chugga..."
      • His commentary while on a team with NPC DK/Prugga, and beating the others

NCS: SUCK IT TREBECK!

      • " Chugga's got a mushroom. No further comment there."
      • "Hey Chugga, don't eat the mu--" [dissolves into laughter]
      • Him taking over for Jon when NPC Mario/Choton gets screwed over.

NCS: What? Are you serious? GAAAAAAAME!
...
NCS: Ooooooh, I can hear Proton now! 'GAAAAAAME!'

      • He even starts punning during Crane Game!

NCS: What's he doing? Oh, he's going for the time. Take your time, Wario! Take. Your. Time!

      • "We can still make this! [[[Beat]]] We could have something big here! [Starts laughing]"
      • " Yoshi! So happy! Here we go! [Rolls a 1] That's fine. I'll take that. You know what? I'll take it."
      • "I can't even refer to this guys as Chugga and Proton, because they're too stupid to be Pru-- [[[Beat]]] Prugga and Choton."
    • The entire 'Bitch Fish' monologue.

NCS: Bitch fish! This isn't Battletoads!

    • NCS and Wario getting knocked back to the start in Western Land by the train. NCS immediately mimics 'D'oh, I missed!' and, as Wario's using his warp block, quips:

NCS: Watch him warp with me. [This happens] Dude!

NCS: Just let him hit your butt! Let him hit your butt! There you go, there you go! Hit my butt! Hit my butt! Hit my butt! My butt! [Beat] My buuuuuuuutt~!

  • During the first episode of NCS's LP of New Super Mario Bros. Wii, he and a guest-star spend several minutes looking for a secret pipe to a hidden bonus area. Cue NCS just casually standing on the pipe they were looking for without realizing it.
    • Mario holding onto a Bob-omb promting this response-

Chibi: (While Mario holds said Bob-omb) No, we can't keep it!
Tim: (Chuckles)

    • Them trying and failing several times to defeat some Ice Bros in a bonus mini-game.
  • In one episode of the Skyward Sword LP [2] NCS sings the Ballad of the Goddess's lyrics... and belatedly realizes that he wasn't singing them to the tune of the Ballad of the Goddess, but to the Great and Mighty Poo's song. When the second verse comes up, he goes ahead and sings that the same way.
  • Upon encountering a glitch in Donkey Kong Country 3 wherein Dixie Kong flies to the top of the screen after he falls into a pit and dies.

NCS: Did I just go to heaven?

  1. Let's Mess Around On
  2. "You Ain't Nothin' but a Fetch Quest"