Precision F-Strike/Web Comics

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Grace: "DIE BY THE SHELLS OF YOUR FALLEN COMRADES YOU @#$! TURTLES!"

Dragon: Blarg! I'm a dragon! Or twelve!
Red Mage: Impossible! Only a maximum of nine enemies may be onscreen!
Dragon: Fuck you.
Red Mage: Run.

  • In Homestuck many characters rarely swear, however, whenever a server player starts the game for the first time, the first thing they do is usually tear out their client player's toilet, and let loose an "oh fuck". Rose and Jade demonstrate.

"WELCOME TO THE PARTY MOTHERFUCKERS"

    • Rose has another one when talking to Dave about her plan.

TT: I will be travelling to the sun
TT: By which I do mean the GREEN MOTHERFUCKING SUN.

    • And Jade again here, although it's implied she's much less sparing when talking to Karkat...

GG: I SAID PASSWORD FUCKASS!!!!!
GA: Wow
GG: whoops sorry
GG: ive been having too many password arguments with karkat i guess :p

    • Kanaya gets one too, in the latest update.

Kanaya: No
Kanaya: See I'm Explaining This Badly
Kanaya: All I'm Saying Is
Kanaya: Fuck That Guy

    • Of all people, Equius gets one as well.

CT: D --> Where the fuck are all my fresh towels