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''Rectified Anonymity'' is a story written by David Garrett in an attempt to, well, [[Exactly What It Says on the Tin|rectify his anonymity]].\\
''Rectified Anonymity'' is a story written by David Garrett in an attempt to, well, [[Exactly What It Says on the Tin|rectify his anonymity]].
It concerns the adventures of a young Pokémon trainer named David, who finds himself miles away from home in the middle of a massive rainstorm. His umbrella broken and his spirits flagging, he calls out his Gardevoir to keep him company.\\
The story then becomes very disturbing, very, very quickly.


It concerns the adventures of a young Pokémon trainer named David, who finds himself miles away from home in the middle of a massive rainstorm. His umbrella broken and his spirits flagging, he calls out his Gardevoir to keep him company.

The story then becomes very disturbing, very, very quickly.


The fanfic gained notoriety in the [[Pokémon]] fanbase for its graphic violence, disturbing sex scenes, and its [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|misclassification of Gardevoir's type.]] in fact, one of the sites that hosts it initially refused quite strongly to do so, eventually putting it up with a very large disclaimer. It rivals ''[[Agony in Pink]]'' and ''[[Chibiusas Seventh Birthday]]'' in terms of violence, shock and brutality. You can read it [http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/07/fan_fiction_friday_the_pokemon_story.php here,] though we should warn you-- it's not for the faint of heart or the currently at-work.
The fanfic gained notoriety in the ''[[Pokémon]]'' fanbase for its graphic violence, disturbing sex scenes, and its [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|misclassification of Gardevoir's type.]] in fact, one of the sites that hosts it initially refused quite strongly to do so, eventually putting it up with a very large disclaimer. It rivals ''[[Agony in Pink]]'' and ''[[Chibi Usa's Seventh Birthday]]'' in terms of violence, shock and brutality. You can read it [http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/07/fan_fiction_friday_the_pokemon_story.php here,] though we should warn you -- it's not for the faint of heart or the currently at-work.


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=== ''[[Rectified Anonymity]]'' provides examples of:
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* [[Artistic License Biology]]: Cervixes don't work that way...
* [[Artistic License Biology]]: Cervixes don't work that way...
* [[Blond Guys Are Evil]]: David, David, David...
* [[Blond Guys Are Evil]]: David, David, David...
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* [[But You Screw One Goat!]]
* [[But You Screw One Goat!]]
* [[Cluster F-Bomb]]:
* [[Cluster F-Bomb]]:
{{quote| "Shut the fuck up you old bastard and get the fuck over here, her mouth isn't going to fuck itself!" David shouted, forcing his voice above that of nurse Joy's.
{{quote| "Shut the fuck up you old bastard and get the fuck over here, her mouth isn't going to fuck itself!" David shouted, forcing his voice above that of nurse Joy's.}}
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* [[A Date with Rosie Palms]]
* [[A Date with Rosie Palms]]
* [[Did Not Do the Research]]: Gardevoir's typing (it's Psychic, not Grass) and other things:
* [[Did Not Do the Research]]: Gardevoir's typing (it's Psychic, not Grass) and other things:
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* [[Parental Incest]]: The doctor with Nurse Joy.
* [[Parental Incest]]: The doctor with Nurse Joy.
* [[Purple Prose]]:
* [[Purple Prose]]:
{{quote| Rain spattered across the sand, causing a deafening roar, like that of a hundred semis crashing into each other in apocalyptic glory. The crack of thunder split the insanity, and wind swept it up into a cacophony of natural horror.
{{quote| Rain spattered across the sand, causing a deafening roar, like that of a hundred semis crashing into each other in apocalyptic glory. The crack of thunder split the insanity, and wind swept it up into a cacophony of natural horror.}}
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* [[Rape Is a Special Kind of Evil]]
* [[Rape Is a Special Kind of Evil]]
* [[Red Eyes, Take Warning]]: David
* [[Red Eyes, Take Warning]]: David
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* {{spoiler|[[Sequel Hook]]}}
* {{spoiler|[[Sequel Hook]]}}
* [[Sex Slave]]: Poor Gardevoir becomes one of these.
* [[Sex Slave]]: Poor Gardevoir becomes one of these.
* [[Shout-Out]]: The closing scene may be a nod to one of the oldest Pokemon [[Rule 34|Rule 34s]], {{spoiler|a naked Misty astride a purple Staryu.}}
* [[Shout-Out]]: The closing scene may be a nod to one of the oldest Pokemon [[Rule 34]]s, {{spoiler|a naked Misty astride a purple Staryu.}}
* [[The Sociopath]]: David.
* [[The Sociopath]]: David.
* [[Three-Way Sex]]
* [[Three-Way Sex]]

Revision as of 15:18, 29 July 2014

 "Will you do anything for me?"

Rectified Anonymity is a story written by David Garrett in an attempt to, well, rectify his anonymity.

It concerns the adventures of a young Pokémon trainer named David, who finds himself miles away from home in the middle of a massive rainstorm. His umbrella broken and his spirits flagging, he calls out his Gardevoir to keep him company.

The story then becomes very disturbing, very, very quickly.

The fanfic gained notoriety in the Pokémon fanbase for its graphic violence, disturbing sex scenes, and its misclassification of Gardevoir's type. in fact, one of the sites that hosts it initially refused quite strongly to do so, eventually putting it up with a very large disclaimer. It rivals Agony in Pink and Chibi Usa's Seventh Birthday in terms of violence, shock and brutality. You can read it here, though we should warn you -- it's not for the faint of heart or the currently at-work.

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Tropes used in Rectified Anonymity include:

  "Shut the fuck up you old bastard and get the fuck over here, her mouth isn't going to fuck itself!" David shouted, forcing his voice above that of nurse Joy's.

 Rain spattered across the sand, causing a deafening roar, like that of a hundred semis crashing into each other in apocalyptic glory. The crack of thunder split the insanity, and wind swept it up into a cacophony of natural horror.