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{{quote|"Some people think they can outsmart me." *Sniff* "Maybe. Maybe. I've yet to meet one that could outsmart <s>bullet</s>'''boolit'''."|'''The Heavy Weapons Guy''', ''[[Team Fortress 2]]''}}
{{quote|"Some people think they can outsmart me." *Sniff* "Maybe. Maybe. I've yet to meet one that could outsmart <s>bullet</s>'''boolit'''."|'''The Heavy Weapons Guy''', ''[[Team Fortress 2]]''}}


{{quote|'''Fritz Stanford:''' HAHAHAHAHA! Are you afraid?! There's no way you're not! Now witness the awesome power of --<br />
{{quote|'''Fritz Stanford:''' HAHAHAHAHA! Are you afraid?! There's no way you're not! Now witness the awesome power of --
[''BLAM!'']<br />
[''BLAM!'']
'''Revy''': Shut the fuck up. Can't you see I wasn't even listening? I mean, were you trying to ''sell'' me the damn gun or what?|''[[Black Lagoon]]''}}
'''Revy''': Shut the fuck up. Can't you see I wasn't even listening? I mean, were you trying to ''sell'' me the damn gun or what?|''[[Black Lagoon]]''}}


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'''Hari:''' Lesson two. Best time to hit someone is when he's off guard. Best time to catch someone off guard is when he's talking. When you talk, you're thinking about what to say next, not-- ''[[Hypocritical Humor|(takes jab to face)]]'' ... Y'know, there's just the faintest chance I could start to like you.|''[[The Acts of Caine|Blade of Tyshalle]]''}}
'''Hari:''' Lesson two. Best time to hit someone is when he's off guard. Best time to catch someone off guard is when he's talking. When you talk, you're thinking about what to say next, not-- ''[[Hypocritical Humor|(takes jab to face)]]'' ... Y'know, there's just the faintest chance I could start to like you.|''[[The Acts of Caine|Blade of Tyshalle]]''}}


{{quote|'''Condiment King:''' "What's this? Ah, [[Batman|the Big Bad Bat Guy]]. I knew you'd [[Pun|ketchup]] to me sooner or later. How I've [[Pun|relished]] this meeting. You, the Dynamic Dark Knight, versus me, the Conceptual ''Condiment King''! Come Batman, [[Bring It|let's see if you can cut the mustard.]]"<br />
{{quote|'''Condiment King:''' "What's this? Ah, [[Batman|the Big Bad Bat Guy]]. I knew you'd [[A Worldwide Punomenon|ketchup]] to me sooner or later. How I've [[A Worldwide Punomenon|relished]] this meeting. You, the Dynamic Dark Knight, versus me, the Conceptual ''Condiment King''! Come Batman, [[Bring It|let's see if you can cut the mustard.]]"<br />
'''Batman:''' (''Batman delivers a single punch to CK's stomach'') "'''''Quiet!'''''"|''[[Batman: The Animated Series]]''}}
'''Batman:''' (''Batman delivers a single punch to CK's stomach'') "'''''Quiet!'''''"|''[[Batman: The Animated Series]]''}}


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{{quote|''What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!''|"[[Rick James]]"([[Dave Chappelle]]), ''[[Chappelle's Show]]''}}
{{quote|''What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!''|"[[Rick James]]"([[Dave Chappelle]]), ''[[Chappelle's Show]]''}}


{{quote|'''Megatron:''' Come on, let's have it! The usual destiny-and-honour speech.<br />
{{quote|'''Megatron:''' Come on, let's have it! The usual destiny-and-honour speech.
'''Optimus Primal:''' Speech this. ''(punch)''|''[[Beast Wars]]''}}
'''Optimus Primal:''' Speech this. ''(punch)''|''[[Beast Wars]]''}}



Latest revision as of 14:50, 24 May 2021


"When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk."
"Don't speak. Just die."
Dante, Devil May Cry 2
"Some people think they can outsmart me." *Sniff* "Maybe. Maybe. I've yet to meet one that could outsmart bulletboolit."
The Heavy Weapons Guy, Team Fortress 2

Fritz Stanford: HAHAHAHAHA! Are you afraid?! There's no way you're not! Now witness the awesome power of --
[BLAM!]

Revy: Shut the fuck up. Can't you see I wasn't even listening? I mean, were you trying to sell me the damn gun or what?

Hari: And you don't block a groin-kick with your hands, you take it on the thigh. Every time you drop your hands, you're gonna get a whack. You understand?

Kris: Yes, I'm starting to-- (takes uppercut to solar plexus)

Hari: Lesson two. Best time to hit someone is when he's off guard. Best time to catch someone off guard is when he's talking. When you talk, you're thinking about what to say next, not-- (takes jab to face) ... Y'know, there's just the faintest chance I could start to like you.

Condiment King: "What's this? Ah, the Big Bad Bat Guy. I knew you'd ketchup to me sooner or later. How I've relished this meeting. You, the Dynamic Dark Knight, versus me, the Conceptual Condiment King! Come Batman, let's see if you can cut the mustard."

Batman: (Batman delivers a single punch to CK's stomach) "Quiet!"
I've had enough of your snide insinuations!
Commander Shepard, Mass Effect
What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!

Megatron: Come on, let's have it! The usual destiny-and-honour speech.

Optimus Primal: Speech this. (punch)
"I refuse." (punch)
Asura, Asura's Wrath