The Kenny Chronicles

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The Kenny Chronicles is a now-complete Furry Comic by Garrett Williams (Fur Affinity page here. It is about a teenage fox (a "Tarneki") named Kenny who lives 115-117 years in the future on a ship called the Ballyhoo, part of a large "nation" of ships called Tarnation. There's no government out there on the high seas, and thus we have anarchy (plus the inhabitants were created by pirate scientists). So far it details Kenny's life trying to keep three part-time jobs, and from November 2008 to Nov. '09 his rivalry with Funky Skunk.

Williams has also created a themepark on Second Life based on the comic.

Ended on November 23rd, 2011, but a sequel, Ferrets vs. Lemmings, premiered the following January.

Tropes used in The Kenny Chronicles include:

• Affectionate Parody: The Doggone Dailies of Summer 2009 included parodies of both Pinky and The Brain and Garfield.
• Apocalyptic Log
• Art Evolution: Kenny started out looking like something from an old Sonic game.
• Art Shift: During the Doggone Dailies of Summer Williams experimented with the coloring a little.
• Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking: In one comic Kenny's cousin saw a wanted poster of him and speculated that he may probably stole something, set something on fire, or killed someone. He actually went streaking on a ship of prudes.
• Artificial Limbs: Death's left arm.
• Asshole Victim: Funky, unfortunately his friends didn't realize that and immediately accused the one person who had tried to kill him before (and his death was a complete accident).
• Attending Your Own Funeral: Well, a few days short of it
• Author Insertion: Like Kenny, Garrett Williams works in food service and retail, and he has appeared in comic multiple times.
• But We Used a Condom: Oh, well
• Carnivore Confusion: Kenny probably should have found out Death was a lemming before ordering lemming on their date.
  • Though otherwise averted as all Tarnekis are based on human DNA, for example Kenny routinely eats live mice.
• Character Blog: Death's Twitter.
• Disproportionate Retribution: Basically the point of all of the Funky vs. Kenny arcs.
• Documentary of Lies: In-universe example, a human-made documentary about Tarnation that is a little biased.
  • And a couple attempts at something like Disney's old nature films.
• Dream Sequence: The Doggone Dailies of Summer 2009 consists mostly of Kenny dreaming while sleeping on a beach in India.
• Exty Years From Now: The top bar of the comic states how many years in the future a comic takes place (starting with 115). It was a "rolling calendar" until March 26, 2011, when Garrett decided to set the date relative to then, so that day's comic took place in 2129 as it was "118 years in the future).
• Fantastic Racism: Humans apparently don't like Tarnekis very much
  • And there's some issues between carnivores and herbivores.
  • Look at the title of the sequel.
• Furry Confusion: There are normal dogs, cats, chickens, and mice on board the Ballyhoo, but the difference between them and Tarnekis seems pretty clear most of the time.
• Genetic Engineering Is the New Nuke: Probably what the pirate scientists that made the Tarnekis had in mind.
• Hallucinations: Kenny started getting hallucinations of Funky a year after his death. One time he tried asking the "ghost" for advice.

"For the last time, I'm not Funky's ghost. I'm just a figment of your imagination."

• Hard Head: Subverted and lampshaded, he was in a coma for three months after getting pummeled by a crate full of dodgeballs.
• Her Child, but Not His: Death is implied to be the interspecies version (lemming, both parents baboons). She got her name by giving her father a heart attack.
• Holographic Terminal: Tarneki teenagers wear collars that have holographic displays and seem equivalent to a laptop. While humans apparently have full mind links with their computers and consider Tarnation equivalent to a third world country because they don't have them.
• Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy: the Ook island employees, as lampshaded in the Apocalyptic Log left by the last survivor.
• Interspecies Romance: Well it is a Furry Comic, anyway Kenny's black and white fur pattern is apparently because he's part cat. And his younger (half-)brother Pat probably isn't 100% fox either (he's blue!)
  • And he's dated a cat and is currently engaged to a lemming whose mother was a baboon.
• Istanbul (Not Constantinople): referenced with two brands of soda in this comic
• Karmic Death: Funky, fell six stories into a dumpster and his feud with Kenny started in a dumpster
• Naked People Are Funny: Kenny likes streaking, and it's the only crime he's been caught for so far. Though he still gets embarrassed when his pants are stolen
• No Waterproofing in the Future: Averted, as you would expect for a society that lives on the ocean all electronics in Tarnation are waterproof.
• Police Are Useless: They're technically ship security but they still don't seem to be around when needed and show up when not wanted.
• Pirates: The scientists who created Tarnekis were supposedly pirates, but better known for wearing Jayne Cobb hats and lab coats than eye patches
• Pregnant Badass: Death
• Rickroll: Ha, ha, ha
• Shout-Out: Behold, the sole reason for Kenny's name.
• The Future: Originally it was perpetually 100+ Kenny's age years in the future, but Willyums eventually decided to set the date relative to 2011 and in 2012 he'll start putting the precise year in each comic. Partially so he could add some parts of the Star Trek timeline (they have warp drive but no aliens).
• The Password Is Always Swordfish: On Funky's robot: "kennysux"
• Unsympathetic Comedy Protagonist: Kenny seems to be this sometimes.

Kenny (after seemingly killing Funky): "Well, now that I've taken care of one pain in my life, I think I'll hit the massage parlor."

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Ferrets Vs. Lemmings

• Cool Crown: Guy has an impractically large one.
• Cool Pet: Death's pet skunk, Scythee.
• Feudal Future: We've got Guy King, King of Dook Island, Queen Death Golden of Ook Island, and Kenny, Duke of Dook and Ook.
• Future Food Is Artificial: Dook island's primary export is cultured meat, protein sequencers are starting to cut into their business, especially on the moon.
• Genius Bonus: A group of ferrets is called a "business"
• Heinz Hybrid: Death is 50% lemming and 50% baboon, Kenny is 25% cat and 75% fox, their daughter Jenny, is a bit complicated.
• Naked People Are Funny: Possibly clothing optional beach, warthog, nuff said.
• One Nation Under Copyright: Dook Island was re-settled to expand Guy's business.
• Shower of Awkward: A visiting senator fell through the ceiling of the royal bathroom while Death and Kenny were showering, incidentally they were discussing renovations to the capital.
• Unmoving Pattern: Parodied here