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"It was my first Christmas, and I didn't have a proper dress. Their designers just added ermine trim to my pink dress, and put a sprig of holly on my hair. This dress got so many compliments. Thank you, Trope Co!

We here at Trope Co® dedicate ourselves to giving you the best service possible, which means customizing our tropes to meet your needs.

But sometimes that isn't an option. That's why we keep a whole warehouse stocked of off-the-shelf items to be delivered to you ASAP. We can't guarantee satisfaction, but we can guarantee to be on time.

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Our Rush Delivery Items Include:

• Beehive Barrier: A 12 cylinder generates a field 15' in diameter. Able to withstand high energy projectiles, and even slow moving knives.
• Evil Hand: Flush from buying a stock of props from the latest Terminator movie, we can offer you a robotic hand in a variety of sizes. Claws available as well.
• Elemental Baggage: Packages of either 10 pounds or 10 kilograms of the element of your choice.
• Filler Villain: If playing a filler Big Bad or The Dragon isn't available, we will get you a role as a major Mook (some have even become Ensemble Darkhorses this way).
• Flying Brick: Just take one of our six hour super pills, and you're ready to take on evil with your stock of powers. When you start to feel weak in the knees, just take another (for safety reasons there is no effect on exceeding the dose, negative or otherwise).
• Frilly Upgrade: We'll fly in some costume designers with some stock materials, you provide us an old outfit of your choice, and they'll see how they can improve it.
• Humongous Mecha: The monster is at the city limits, but no young children are showing up in a Super Robot. Fear not, we'll provide the mecha and a young child from our pool of interns. Our current mecha stock includes spare Gundams, Gears, Zords, and Gunmen.
• Pimped Out Dress: As seen in our testimonial, we can have our designers apply the best trimmings to one of your dresses, to pimp it out.
• Power Crystal: If you don't mind your choices limited to emeralds and rubies, these crystals will fill your needs.
• Power Gives You Wings: Limited to either traditional angel wings, or green laser wings.
• Requisite Royal Regalia: Has your Evil Uncle hidden the royal jewels in an attempt to thwart your coronation? Fear not. We offer imperial crowns, tiaras, ermine capes, and scepters in a variety of sizes, even for children.