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> COMPOSE POETIC COMMENTARY OF A FAR EASTERN KIND |
> COMPOSE POETIC COMMENTARY OF A FAR EASTERN KIND |
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You proceed to write<br />simple yet elegant words<br />regarding this work. |
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You proceed to write |
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simple yet elegant words |
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regarding this work. |
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"Look, a webcomic!<br />[[What Does This Button Do?|What does this [S] thingy mean-]]"<br />[[Your Head Asplode|Your mind]] [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|has been blown.]]<br />-[[Tropers/SMARTALIENQT|SMARTALIENQT]] |
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"Look, a webcomic! |
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[[What Does This Button Do?|What does this [S] thingy mean-]]" |
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[[Your Head Asplode|Your mind]] [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|has been blown.]] |
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|SMARTALIENQT}} |
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Four kids play a game.<br />Moments later, they find out<br />[[The Game Plays You|the game's playing]] ''[[The Game Plays You|them.]]''<br />-[[Tropers/Joseph Staleknight|Joseph Staleknight]] |
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Four kids play a game. |
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Moments later, they find out |
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[[The Game Plays You|the game's playing]] ''[[The Game Plays You|them.]]'' |
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|Joseph Staleknight}} |
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Twelve alien kids,<br />playing a game of high stakes;<br />Welcome to [[Lower Deck Episode|Hivebent]].<br />-[[Tropers/Joseph Staleknight|Joseph Staleknight]] |
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Twelve alien kids, |
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playing a game of high stakes; |
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Welcome to [[Lower Deck Episode|Hivebent]]. |
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|Joseph Staleknight}} |
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Four children, one game.<br />That sounds simple enough, [[Tempting Fate|right?]]<br />[[Mind Screw|Not simple for long.]]<br />-[[Tropers/King Zila|King Zila]] |
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Four children, one game. |
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That sounds simple enough, [[Tempting Fate|right?]] |
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[[Mind Screw|Not simple for long.]] |
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|King Zila}} |
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[[The Sims]] [[X Meets Y|meets]] [[Earthbound]]<br />That's how [[Word of God|Andrew]] explained it.<br />[[Better Than It Sounds]].<br />-[[Tropers/Replis Monathin|Replis Monathin]] |
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[[The Sims]] [[X Meets Y|meets]] [[Earthbound]] |
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That's how [[Word of God|Andrew]] explained it. |
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[[Better Than It Sounds]]. |
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|Replis Monathin}} |
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One Troll has gone sane,<br />Trying to kill all the rest.<br />Run from the HONKing.<br />-[[Tropers/JK Roo|JK Roo]] |
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One Troll has gone sane, |
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Trying to kill all the rest. |
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Run from the HONKing. |
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|JK Roo}} |
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Go on, get some sleep<br />[[Nightmare Fuel|Let us be tangle buddies!]]<br />Never sleep again.<br />- Palhinuk |
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Go on, get some sleep |
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[[Nightmare Fuel|Let us be tangle buddies!]] |
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Never sleep again. |
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|Palhinuk}} |
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Disc One had five acts.<br />Disc Two will have two acts more!<br />...If we can find it.<br />-[[Tropers/Joseph Staleknight|Joseph Staleknight]] |
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Disc One had five acts. |
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Disc Two will have two acts more! |
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...If we can find it. |
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|Joseph Staleknight}} |
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Hey bro, new update!<br />Terezi found Disc Two! Yay!<br />...It's been scratched, sadly...<br />-[[User:Wikkit]] |
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Hey bro, new update! |
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Terezi found Disc Two! Yay! |
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...It's been scratched, sadly... |
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|Wikkit}} |
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First it was just John<br />Then the zodiac appeared<br />Try to save your life<br />-[[User:Calamity Jane]] |
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First it was just John |
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Then the zodiac appeared |
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Try to save your life |
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|Calamity Jane}} |
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Once dead, now alive<br />Born from green miles destruction<br />Arisen Anew |
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Once dead, now alive |
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Born from green miles destruction |
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Arisen Anew |
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}} |
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Four friends and a game<br />It will be so much fun guys<br />Then we start dying |
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Four friends and a game |
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It will be so much fun guys |
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Then we start dying |
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}} |
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By Potato4 |
By Potato4 |
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Twelve trolls and twelve signs<br />It seems so obvious now<br />Trolls: our zodiac |
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Twelve trolls and twelve signs |
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It seems so obvious now |
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Trolls: our zodiac |
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}} |
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By Rosemarie |
By Rosemarie |
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This is really dumb<br />Andrew why you gotta mock<br />us so much. it hurts.<br />-Katana |
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This is really dumb |
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Andrew why you gotta mock |
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us so much. it hurts. |
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|Katana}} |
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With future haiku<br />Please don't use any spoiler tags<br />it's a new standard<br />-Katana |
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With future haiku |
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Please don't use any spoiler tags |
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it's a new standard |
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|Katana}} |
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Regarding Homestuck<br />You can be sure of one thing:<br />All puns are plot points<br />-Qualtagh |
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Regarding Homestuck |
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You can be sure of one thing: |
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All puns are plot points |
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|Qualtagh}} |
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An omniscient Doc<br />Who mocks us with his white text<br />gets creamed by Hussie<br /> |
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An omniscient Doc |
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Who mocks us with his white text<br />gets creamed by Hussie |
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}} |
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Like really no joke<br />Beats up the narrator<br />Stop trolling us man<br /> |
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Like really no joke |
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Beats up the narrator<br />Stop trolling us man |
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}} |
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<br />-Potato 4 |
<br />-Potato 4 |
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End of the Act's here.<br />Time to sit back, relax, and--<br />''DID [[Newgrounds|THE SITE]] JUST CRASH?!''<br />-[[User:Joseph Staleknight]] |
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End of the Act's here. |
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Time to sit back, relax, and-- |
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''DID [[Newgrounds|THE SITE]] JUST CRASH?!'' |
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|Joseph Staleknight}} |
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Okay, much better. |
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Mirror's stable, now to watch-- |
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[[Wham! Episode|Oh]] [[HSQ|holy]] [[Oh Crap|shit]] [[Flat What|what]]. |
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|Joseph Staleknight}} |
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Okay, much better.<br />Mirror's stable, now to watch--<br />[[Wham! Episode|Oh]] [[HSQ|holy]] [[Oh Crap|shit]] [[Flat What|what]].<br />-[[User:Joseph Staleknight]] |
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All that ever was |
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And all that ever will be |
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[[That's No Moon|Drifts into the Sun.]] |
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All that ever was<br />And all that ever will be<br />[[That's No Moon|Drifts into the Sun.]] |
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Brand new universe. |
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Guardians switch out with kids-<br />Guess what [[Wham! Episode|happens]] [[Break the Cutie|next.]] |
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Brand new universe.<br />Guardians switch out with kids-<br />Guess what [[Wham! Episode|happens]] [[Break the Cutie|next.]]<br /> |
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-Nanakiro |
-Nanakiro |
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Puns, plot points, madness.<br />[[Flat What|What]] [[Kudzu Plot|the hell is going on.]]<br />Quirky kids and trolls.<br /><br />Go forth, unnamed child,<br />and fulfill your destiny.<br />[[Jigsaw Puzzle Plot|Everyone's confused.]]<br /><br />Will the journey end<br />in victory or defeat?<br />Only Andrew knows.<br /><br />(Except, not really;<br />he just pulls it out his ass.<br />Goddammit, Andrew.)<br />-Ambey |
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Puns, plot points, madness. |
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[[Flat What|What]] [[Kudzu Plot|the hell is going on.]] |
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Quirky kids and trolls.<br /><br />Go forth, unnamed child,<br />and fulfill your destiny.<br />[[Jigsaw Puzzle Plot|Everyone's confused.]]<br /><br />Will the journey end<br />in victory or defeat?<br />Only Andrew knows.<br /><br />(Except, not really; |
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he just pulls it out his ass. |
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Goddammit, Andrew.) |
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|Ambey}} |
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- Ambey |
- Ambey |
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What is this nonsense<br />Praises surely oversung<br />... [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|HOLY FUCKING SHIT]]<br />- Andreus |
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What is this nonsense |
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Praises surely oversung |
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... [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|HOLY FUCKING SHIT]] |
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|Andreus}} |
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Four-thirteen, six-twelve,<br />Ten-twenty-five, and six ones;<br />[[Arc Number|Numbers]] everywhere!<br />- [[User:Joseph Staleknight]] |
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Four-thirteen, six-twelve, |
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Ten-twenty-five, and six ones; |
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[[Arc Number|Numbers]] everywhere! |
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|Joseph Staleknight}} |
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E%quisite [[Mind Screw]],<br />[[Time Travel]], [[Kudzu Plot|weird plot]], and [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|buckets]].<br />So glubbing awesome. |
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E%quisite [[Mind Screw]], |
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[[Time Travel]], [[Kudzu Plot|weird plot]], and [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|buckets]]. |
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So glubbing awesome. |
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}} |
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- Lokie |
- Lokie |
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"It was me and Jake,<br />And we wrestled tenderly"<br />Cool story, Brobot.<br />- salixbabe |
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"It was me and Jake, |
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And we wrestled tenderly" |
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Cool story, Brobot. |
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|salixbabe}} |
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We are all obsessed.<br />First we crashed Andrew's website.<br />Then down came Newgrounds.<br />- [[Pyro Forge]] |
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We are all obsessed. |
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First we crashed Andrew's website. |
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Then down came Newgrounds. |
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|Pyro Forge}} |
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{{reflist}} |
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[[Category:Haiku Wiki]] |
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[[Category:Homestuck]] |
[[Category:Homestuck]] |
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[[Category:Haiku]] |
Revision as of 05:28, 1 September 2014
> COMPOSE POETIC COMMENTARY OF A FAR EASTERN KIND
By Potato4
By Rosemarie
-Potato 4
-Nanakiro
- Ambey
- Lokie