Kämpfer Abridged

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"It's the story about a guy who turns into a girl, but it's not Ranma, it's Kämpfer!"
Opening theme
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Kämpfer Abridged is an Abridged Series and Affectionate Parody of the Kämpfer anime, created by MasakoX of Naruto the Abridged Series fame. If you thought the original Kämpfer series was crazy before, what with the main character, a guy, transforming into a girl, and a crazy plot involving a harem of Action Girls and disembowelled stuffed animals, then this Abridged Series amps everything up.

The 11-episode series can be found here (the final episode is missing).

Tropes used in Kämpfer Abridged include:
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Taka: It's the story about a guy who turns into a girl but it's not Ranma ½, it's Kampfer! It's German! ...And the girls like the guy, but he can't tell, which is funny. And there's a bad guy as usual, but I can't tell, because there's so many girls who want the guy, and the guy-girl too, and that's pretty funny, so let's make it funnier! It's Kampfer Abridged!

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Shizuku: In any case, I won't let you out of my sight.
Sakura: Oh, Shizuku! Would you mind of I talk to Natsuru for a second?
Shizuku: Oh, sure! [thinking] Dammit, why am I so compliant?

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Shizuku: Since when did cats become experts in dating advice?
Electrocuted Kitty: Well, I am a pussy.

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Shizuku: Yeah, we're ending this conversation right here.

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Natsuru: Don't you have any solutions that don't use guns!?
Akane: Uh... *fires off another volley into the ceiling*

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Akane: I wonder if it's obvious to him that I have a total crush on him and that I want him all up inside me and to ride me like a wild rodeo cowboy?
(Natsuru displays a vacant expression, while the wind blows.)
Akane: Nah, I think I'm safe.

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