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* His Funny Montages, especially his later ones, contain most of these examples.
* His Funny Montages, especially those from 5 to 10, contain most of these examples.
* This [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWSm792NPn4 Samurai Buyer] opening sketch:
* This [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWSm792NPn4 Samurai Buyer] opening sketch:
{{quote|(After Noble sees another Noble (now known as Sponsor Man) watching a pic of [[Boku no Pico]], he notices [[Something Else Also Rises|"the package."]])
{{quote|(After Noble sees another Noble (now known as Sponsor Man) watching a pic of [[Boku no Pico]], he notices [[Something Else Also Rises|"the package."]])
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'''Noble''': See, she's really cool- Oh and by the way, I ate your cookies. ''(to the camera)'' So anyway-
'''Noble''': See, she's really cool- Oh and by the way, I ate your cookies. ''(to the camera)'' So anyway-
''(Noble gets tackled by a mad Lily)''}}
''(Noble gets tackled by a mad Lily)''}}
* In the [[Hatsune Miku]] Waifu Game:
* In the ''[[Hatsune Miku]] Waifu Game'':
{{quote|"I wonder who came up with that at the factory?"
{{quote|"I wonder who came up with that at the factory?"
"Guys, guys! Instead of having a default language of English or Japanese, let's just make her say "Mi-" like a [[Pokémon]]!"
"Guys, guys! Instead of having a default language of English or Japanese, let's just make her say "Mi-" like a [[Pokémon]]!"
"..ffFUCKIN' GENIUS!"}}
"..ffFUCKIN' GENIUS!"}}
:* His [[Rage Quit]] in Ep 12 of the Rin Kagamine Waifu Game:
:* His [[Rage Quit]] in Ep. 12 of the ''Rin Kagamine Waifu Game'':
{{quote|'''Noble''': ''WHAT?! HE GETS THE "ONII-CHAN" TREATMENT AND I DON'T?! I'M '''NOT''' ACCEPTING THIS! NO! I WANT THE ONII-CHAN SHIT!
{{quote|'''Noble''': ''WHAT?! HE GETS THE "ONII-CHAN" TREATMENT AND I DON'T?! I'M '''NOT''' ACCEPTING THIS! NO! I WANT THE ONII-CHAN SHIT!
(whacks hand) THAT IS NOT FAIR! FUCK THIS GAME! (leaves) I'M DONE! FUCK THIS SHIT!}}
(whacks hand) THAT IS NOT FAIR! FUCK THIS GAME! (leaves) I'M DONE! FUCK THIS SHIT!}}
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{{quote|'''Game''': Then, {{spoiler|the two of us were being manipulated by Miku?}}
{{quote|'''Game''': Then, {{spoiler|the two of us were being manipulated by Miku?}}
'''Noble''': {{spoiler|Was this Miku the entire mastermind of this entire plot, just to ''hook her sister up?!''}} '''Oh my God, the twist ending, guys!!!''' {{spoiler|'''''Miku was behind it all!!!'''''}}}}
'''Noble''': {{spoiler|Was this Miku the entire mastermind of this entire plot, just to ''hook her sister up?!''}} '''Oh my God, the twist ending, guys!!!''' {{spoiler|'''''Miku was behind it all!!!'''''}}}}
* His [[Tokyo School Life]] playthrough is really funny, but here are some highlights:
* His ''[[Tokyo School Life]]'' playthrough is really funny, but here are some highlights:
** (Karin Route) His reaction to Noble Maibigbutt staking Karin '''for the entire day.'''
** (Karin Route) His reaction to Noble Maibigbutt staking Karin '''for the entire day.'''
** (Sakura Route) When the girls convince Sakura not to overwork herself in the hospital:
** (Sakura Route) When the girls convince Sakura not to overwork herself in the hospital:
{{quote|"Yeah, what they said! ([[Joisey]] [[Neighbourhood Friendly Gangsters|gangster]] voice) ''Yeah, boss! What they said, boss!"''}}
{{quote|"Yeah, what they said! ([[Joisey]] [[Neighbourhood Friendly Gangsters|gangster]] voice) ''Yeah, boss! What they said, boss!"''}}
* His playthrough of Chapter 7 of [[Princess Evangile]]. The best part is when Konomi declares ''"a naked duel"'' to Masaya. '''Oh Lord.'''
* His playthrough of Chapter 7 of ''[[Princess Evangile]]''. The best part is when Konomi declares ''"a naked duel"'' to Masaya. '''Oh Lord.'''
* His reaction to ''Fairy Fencer F'' 's [[Shout-Out]] to [[Naruto]].
* His reaction to ''Fairy Fencer F''<nowiki>'</nowiki>s [[Shout-Out]] to [[Naruto]].
* In [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdCEVESxh8M Noble Goes to Japan]:
* In ''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdCEVESxh8M Noble Goes to Japan]'':
{{quote|'''Nasuka''': So, Noble, what brings you to Japan?
{{quote|'''Nasuka''': So, Noble, what brings you to Japan?
'''Real Noble''': ''(struggles with words)'' ''Nnnnheeeh,'' not waifus? ''(laughs)'' Oh God, I should have thought that one over. Ohh!
'''Real Noble''': ''(struggles with words)'' ''Nnnnheeeh,'' not waifus? ''(laughs)'' Oh God, I should have thought that one over. Ohh!
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('''Caption''': *Game Over Cam*)
('''Caption''': *Game Over Cam*)
'''Real Noble''': That's how you break the ice! ''Okay, great,'' that's fantastic. [[Shout-Out|All the references]].}}
'''Real Noble''': That's how you break the ice! ''Okay, great,'' that's fantastic. [[Shout-Out|All the references]].}}
* In Sakura Swim Club:
* In ''Sakura Swim Club'':
{{quote|(When describing a character's cosplay tail.)
{{quote|(When describing a character's cosplay tail.)
([[Beat]])
([[Beat]])
'''Noble''' (mock curious): ''[[Fridge Logic|Where is the tail coming out of?...]]''
'''Noble''' (mock curious): ''[[Fridge Logic|Where is the tail coming out of?...]]''
([[Beat]], [[Aside Glance]], caption "[[Blatant Lies|FAMILY FRIENDLY]]")}}
([[Beat]], [[Aside Glance]], caption "[[Blatant Lies|FAMILY FRIENDLY]]")}}
:* In Ep 7, Noble laughing his ass off and [[Headscratchers|wondering]] what the hell just happened, as Hiromi gets tangled up in controller cords, her clothes ''inexplicably'' ([[Hand Wave|until it's explained]]) falling off her body.
:* In Ep. 7, Noble laughing his ass off and [[Headscratchers|wondering]] what the hell just happened, as Hiromi gets tangled up in controller cords, her clothes ''inexplicably'' ([[Hand Wave|until it's explained]]) falling off her body.
* In [[HuniePop]]:
* In ''[[HuniePop]]'':
** (Part 5) When Noble answers "yes" to Audrey's stealing question.
** (Ep. 5) When Noble answers "yes" to Audrey's stealing question.
{{quote|'''Audrey''': I'm not trying to hang out with a pussy.
{{quote|'''Audrey''': I'm not trying to hang out with a pussy.
'''Noble''': ''Ohhhhh, great.'' [[Sarcasm Mode|These women are lovely.]]}}
'''Noble''': ''Ohhhhh, great.'' [[Sarcasm Mode|These women are lovely.]]}}
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::* In the original, Noble does an [[Aside Glance]].
::* In the original, Noble does an [[Aside Glance]].
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxHXPpKi4Ak In the DEFI NITIVE Crack reaction]:
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxHXPpKi4Ak In the DEFI NITIVE Crack reaction]:
** "WHERE'S MY FUCKING PHONE!!!?" (From [[Death Note]])
** "WHERE'S MY FUCKING PHONE!!!?" (From ''[[Death Note]]'')
** [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cw8VXmbBbxM SUFFER! ...... BITCH!] (From [[Mirai Nikki]])
** [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cw8VXmbBbxM SUFFER! ...... BITCH!] (From ''[[Mirai Nikki]]'')
* In [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sciVByKL3b0&feature=youtu.be&t=3m37s this reaction video to an Anime on Crack,] Noble starts [[Tastes Like Diabetes|"barfing"]] to [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlgRsmKjOgs the ED] of GochiUsa S2, a cutesy tune featuring [[Moe]] little girls... and then, a [[Garry's Mod]] character ''[[Refuge in Audacity|starts fapping intensely to it.]]''
* In [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sciVByKL3b0&feature=youtu.be&t=3m37s this reaction video to an Anime on Crack,] Noble starts [[Tastes Like Diabetes|"barfing"]] to [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlgRsmKjOgs the ED] of ''GochiUsa'' S2, a cutesy tune featuring [[Moe]] little girls... and then, a ''[[Garry's Mod]]'' character ''[[Refuge in Audacity|starts fapping intensely to it.]]''
{{quote|'''Noble''' (surprised): ''NO! DON'T FAP TO IT! NO! DON'T FAP TO IT!'' (laughs)}}
{{quote|'''Noble''' (surprised): ''NO! DON'T FAP TO IT! NO! DON'T FAP TO IT!'' (laughs)}}
* In [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BV5jeHjV4nE the first part] of his [[Sakura Santa]] playthrough, Noble takes role of the priest, who tells a '''brutal''' [[Invoked|invocation]] of the [[Featureless Protagonist]].
* In [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BV5jeHjV4nE the first episode] of his ''[[Sakura Santa]]'' playthrough, Noble takes role of the priest, who tells a '''brutal''' [[Invoked|invocation]] of the [[Featureless Protagonist]].
** In part 9, this gem: "[[It Makes Sense In Context|History has great tits.]]"
** In Ep. 9, this gem: "[[It Makes Sense In Context|History has great tits.]]"
** In the Itsumi Route, Noble, when [[Mythology Gag|seeing paintings from other Sakura games]], makes a [[Leaning on the Fourth Wall]] comment: ''"Almost like I've seen them before..."'' [[Player Character|Koji]] then makes '''the same remark''', and Noble bursts out laughing.
** In the Itsumi Route, Noble, when [[Mythology Gag|seeing paintings from other Sakura games]], makes a [[Leaning on the Fourth Wall]] comment: ''"Almost like I've seen them before..."'' [[Player Character|Koji]] then makes '''the same remark''', and Noble bursts out laughing.
** (Part 14) During Santa's [[Heroic BSOD]]:
** (Ep. 14) During Santa's [[Heroic BSOD]]:
{{quote|'''Santa''': Don't look at me, Koji...
{{quote|'''Santa''': Don't look at me, Koji...
'''Noble''': (acting as her) ''Don't look at me, I'm an idiot!''}}
'''Noble''': (acting as her) ''Don't look at me, I'm an idiot!''}}
:* (Part 15) While Koji and Santa talk about not seeing the real Santa Claus in the workshop:
:* (Ep. 15) While Koji and Santa talk about not seeing the real Santa Claus in the workshop:
{{quote|'''Koji''': What about you, though? Why am I allowed to see you?
{{quote|'''Koji''': What about you, though? Why am I allowed to see you?
'''Santa''': I told you before... It's okay if it's Koji...
'''Santa''': I told you before... It's okay if it's Koji...
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** The girl getting owned by her own grenade in [[Counter-Strike|CS:GO]].
** The girl getting owned by her own grenade in [[Counter-Strike|CS:GO]].
** The punchline of the ERASED [[Cliff Hanger]] joke with [[South Park|Cartman]].
** The punchline of the ERASED [[Cliff Hanger]] joke with [[South Park|Cartman]].
** The tone-deaf [[wikipedia:The Lion Sleeps Tonight|"Awimbawe"]] acapella from [[Gate|GATE]].
** The tone-deaf [[wikipedia:The Lion Sleeps Tonight|"Awimbawe"]] a cappella from ''[[Gate|GATE]]''.
** The joke with Noble and the [[Boku no Pico]] pic.
** The joke with Noble and the ''[[Boku no Pico]]'' pic.
* His Time Tenshi playthrough is pretty entertaining:
* His ''Time Tenshi'' playthrough is pretty entertaining:
** In Ep. 13, Noble [[Genre Savvy|guessing the "sex dungeon" joke right]] and having his biggest "lost sh!t" moment yet.
** In Ep. 13, Noble [[Genre Savvy|guessing the "sex dungeon" joke right]] and having his biggest "lost sh!t" moment yet.
** In the Finale:
** In the Finale:
{{quote|'''Noble''': And now, we're ready to go back [in time] and murder our parents. ''(smiles, thumbs up)'' '''Yeaahhh!'''
{{quote|'''Noble''': And now, we're ready to go back [in time] and murder our parents. ''(smiles, thumbs up)'' '''Yeaahhh!'''
('''Caption''': [[Black Comedy|WOO MURDER!]])}}
('''Caption''': [[Black Comedy|WOO MURDER!]])}}
* In [[Nekopara Vol. 2]]:
* In ''[[Nekopara Vol. 2]]'':
** When Chocola [[Bad Liar|tries to lie her way out]] with Shigure (she ate takoyaki along with Vanilla and Kashou), Noble doesn't buy it one bit.
** When Chocola [[Bad Liar|tries to lie her way out]] with Shigure (she ate takoyaki along with Vanilla and Kashou), Noble doesn't buy it one bit.
** (Ep 11) When Shigure wishes Kashou good night and leaves on a taxi:
** (Ep. 11) When Shigure wishes Kashou good night and leaves on a taxi:
{{quote|'''Noble''': Aww. Alright, you have a good night too, girl. Hn. Hn. Get the fuck out. (laughs)}}
{{quote|'''Noble''': Aww. Alright, you have a good night too, girl. Hn. Hn. Get the fuck out. (laughs)}}
:* When Coconut says to Kashou that she learned how to do online order receipts:
:* When Coconut says to Kashou that she learned how to do online order receipts:
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''(Noble laughs, almost at his door.)''
''(Noble laughs, almost at his door.)''
'''Noble''': ''God damnit, Kashou!'' Yeah alright, big guy.}}
'''Noble''': ''God damnit, Kashou!'' Yeah alright, big guy.}}
:* (Ep 12) Noble [[Narm|laughing]] at the "Do you want to do... [[Unusual Euphemism|pervy stuff]] with me?" line.
:* (Ep. 12) Noble [[Narm|laughing]] at the "Do you want to do... [[Unusual Euphemism|pervy stuff]] with me?" line.
:* (Ep 15, 17:30) Noble playing up Kashou's Tsundere-like dialogue.
:* (Ep. 15, 17:30) Noble playing up Kashou's Tsundere-like dialogue.
{{quote|"'''''Is he being tsundere?!''''' ''Oh, Kashou, I love it!''"}}
{{quote|"'''''Is he being tsundere?!''''' ''Oh, Kashou, I love it!''"}}
:* (Finale) Noble completely "loses his sh!t" when Shigure gets hyped up about {{spoiler|the news of Azuki joining Kashou's harem}}:
:* (Finale) Noble completely "loses his sh!t" when Shigure gets hyped up about {{spoiler|the news of Azuki joining Kashou's harem}}:
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''(Noble is stunned, and then:)''
''(Noble is stunned, and then:)''
'''Noble''': '''Ohh, that was Engrish!! ''OHH MYY GOD!''''' ''(laughs)'' '''That was Engrish!!'''}}
'''Noble''': '''Ohh, that was Engrish!! ''OHH MYY GOD!''''' ''(laughs)'' '''That was Engrish!!'''}}
* In Don't Die Dateless, Dummy! Ep 2, when [[Hello, Insert Name Here|Rugmunch]] is talking to a sad girl:
* In ''Don't Die Dateless, Dummy!'' Ep. 2, when [[Hello, Insert Name Here|Rugmunch]] is talking to a sad girl:
{{quote|'''Noble''': "I'd like to be your friend, too"! Yeah, come on, you don't need to be sorry. I'd like be your friend.
{{quote|'''Noble''': "I'd like to be your friend, too"! Yeah, come on, you don't need to be sorry. I'd like be your friend.
I feel like that's the more appropriate thing: Get- Get right into the friend-zone.
I feel like that's the more appropriate thing: Get- Get right into the friend-zone.
''(The caption quotes him)''
''(The caption quotes him)''
'''Noble''': Wait a minute. ''(laughs)''}}
'''Noble''': Wait a minute. ''(laughs)''}}
* In Burokku Girls Ep 2, when Takeshi's parents leave the lab:
* In ''[[Burokku Girls]]'' Ep. 2, when Takeshi's parents leave the lab:
{{quote|'''Dr. Candy''' (who wants the D so bad): Don't worry, Professor! I'm sure I can keep Takeshi ''[[Double Entendre|suitably distracted]]''.
{{quote|'''Dr. Candy''' (who wants the D so bad): Don't worry, Professor! I'm sure I can keep Takeshi ''[[Double Entendre|suitably distracted]]''.
'''Noble''': (chuckle) ''Nooooo!'' No, the innuendos! We're screwed.
'''Noble''': (chuckle) ''Nooooo!'' No, the innuendos! We're screwed.
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{{quote|'''Takeshi''': ''(narrating)'' I was about to protest this, but even as I sputtered and stuttered-
{{quote|'''Takeshi''': ''(narrating)'' I was about to protest this, but even as I sputtered and stuttered-
'''Noble''': Bblrb-b-b-bb-bpt-''Boobies!''}}
'''Noble''': Bblrb-b-b-bb-bpt-''Boobies!''}}
:* (Ep 3) When Dr. Candy kisses Takeshi on the lips '''right in front of his mom''':
:* (Ep. 3) When Dr. Candy kisses Takeshi on the lips '''right in front of his mom''':
{{quote|'''Noble''': '''''So what the fuck?! What is she smo- What the shit?!'''''}}
{{quote|'''Noble''': '''''So what the fuck?! What is she smo- What the shit?!'''''}}
** (Ep 5) While Takeshi and Asahi are having a moment in the forest:
** (Ep. 5) While Takeshi and Asahi are having a moment in the forest:
{{quote|'''Takeshi''': ''(thinking)'' I could feel her tender skin upon my shoulder, I could feel her breath, see the concern and sorrow she wore in her eyes, and smell the scenet of a woman wafting off of her.
{{quote|'''Takeshi''': ''(thinking)'' I could feel her tender skin upon my shoulder, I could feel her breath, see the concern and sorrow she wore in her eyes, and smell the scenet of a woman wafting off of her.
'''Noble''': ''(laughs) Oh man, she's crying and depressed, but (sniffs)'' hmm, '''smells gooood!''' ''(laughs)''}}
'''Noble''': ''(laughs) Oh man, she's crying and depressed, but (sniffs)'' hmm, '''smells gooood!''' ''(laughs)''}}
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'''(Takeshi)''': Unable to argue with this, I slowly forced myself up to my fee-
'''(Takeshi)''': Unable to argue with this, I slowly forced myself up to my fee-
'''Noble''': '''[[Delayed Reaction|I mean, can you blame me?!]] It just gravitates to the center of the screen! ''It pulls you in!''' (laughs)''}}
'''Noble''': '''[[Delayed Reaction|I mean, can you blame me?!]] It just gravitates to the center of the screen! ''It pulls you in!''' (laughs)''}}
* In If You Met Your Anime Waifu:
* In ''If You Met Your Anime Waifu'':
{{quote|'''Maibigbutt''': I spent over 6 thousand dollars on figurines but it was all worth it..
{{quote|'''Maibigbutt''': I spent over 6 thousand dollars on figurines but it was all worth it..
'''Noble''': ''Six thousand dollars of figurines, man?! What are you doing?
'''Noble''': ''Six thousand dollars of figurines, man?! What are you doing?
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'''Noble''': ''Ahh, you got me with that one!'' Ahhh, you got me good with that one.}}
'''Noble''': ''Ahh, you got me with that one!'' Ahhh, you got me good with that one.}}
** When Maibigbutt gets [[To LOVE-Ru|Momo]] at his bedroom:
** When Maibigbutt gets [[To LOVE-Ru|Momo]] at his bedroom:
{{quote|'''Maibigbutt''': I love To-Love RU! I've seen your tits so many times!
{{quote|'''Maibigbutt''': I love ''To-Love RU!'' I've seen your tits so many times!
''(Noble laughs hard)''
''(Noble laughs hard)''
'''Noble''': '''That is ''not''''' ''how you talk to your new waifu!'' ''(facepalm) Ohhh no.'' [[No Except Yes|But yeah, you really do]].}}
'''Noble''': '''That is ''not''''' ''how you talk to your new waifu!'' ''(facepalm) Ohhh no.'' [[No Except Yes|But yeah, you really do]].}}

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  • His Funny Montages, especially those from 5 to 10, contain most of these examples.
  • This Samurai Buyer opening sketch:

(After Noble sees another Noble (now known as Sponsor Man) watching a pic of Boku no Pico, he notices "the package.")
Noble: Dude, what do you want!?
Sponsor Man: Ah, forget everything. You got yourself a facking package, big guy!
Noble: Get out, man! Don't you see I'm busy?!
Sponsor Man: Too bad, b!tch, you gettin' it!!!

Q: What happens if you get Lily [the Fox Mechanic] mad?
Noble: What? Lily doesn't get mad. (to Lily) Do you, girl? See, you don't get mad.
Lily: It is very rare.
Noble: See, she's really cool- Oh and by the way, I ate your cookies. (to the camera) So anyway-
(Noble gets tackled by a mad Lily)

"I wonder who came up with that at the factory?"
"Guys, guys! Instead of having a default language of English or Japanese, let's just make her say "Mi-" like a Pokémon!"
"..ffFUCKIN' GENIUS!"

  • His Rage Quit in Ep. 12 of the Rin Kagamine Waifu Game:

Noble: WHAT?! HE GETS THE "ONII-CHAN" TREATMENT AND I DON'T?! I'M NOT ACCEPTING THIS! NO! I WANT THE ONII-CHAN SHIT!
(whacks hand) THAT IS NOT FAIR! FUCK THIS GAME! (leaves) I'M DONE! FUCK THIS SHIT!

Game: What happened to all the talk about reinstallation?
Miku: Oh. I was lying, you see.

Noble: Facking son of a b!tch! GOD DAMN, they're freaking all trolling me!!!

Game: Then, the two of us were being manipulated by Miku?
Noble: Was this Miku the entire mastermind of this entire plot, just to hook her sister up?! Oh my God, the twist ending, guys!!! Miku was behind it all!!!

  • His Tokyo School Life playthrough is really funny, but here are some highlights:
    • (Karin Route) His reaction to Noble Maibigbutt staking Karin for the entire day.
    • (Sakura Route) When the girls convince Sakura not to overwork herself in the hospital:

"Yeah, what they said! (Joisey gangster voice) Yeah, boss! What they said, boss!"

Nasuka: So, Noble, what brings you to Japan?
Real Noble: (struggles with words) Nnnnheeeh, not waifus? (laughs) Oh God, I should have thought that one over. Ohh!
Game Noble: Oh I'm just visiting. Y'know, taking in the boobgrabs.
(Real Noble "loses his sh!t")

  • When Nasuka leaves Noble and her sisters to make ramen:

Game Noble: Sooooo...
Real Noble: (while Game Noble hesitates) ...ahhh, we can make this awkward! (laughs) It's already up to a great start! Ah, (hums) "Dot dot dot." (blows air)
Game Noble: What cup sizes you rock-
(Noble loses his sh!t)
(Caption: *Game Over Cam*)
Real Noble: That's how you break the ice! Okay, great, that's fantastic. All the references.

  • In Sakura Swim Club:

(When describing a character's cosplay tail.)
(Beat)
Noble (mock curious): Where is the tail coming out of?...
(Beat, Aside Glance, caption "FAMILY FRIENDLY")

  • In Ep. 7, Noble laughing his ass off and wondering what the hell just happened, as Hiromi gets tangled up in controller cords, her clothes inexplicably (until it's explained) falling off her body.
  • In HuniePop:
    • (Ep. 5) When Noble answers "yes" to Audrey's stealing question.

Audrey: I'm not trying to hang out with a pussy.
Noble: Ohhhhh, great. These women are lovely.

Audrey: Oh my God! Fine!
Noble: (laughs) Okay, jeez! Alright, so we're elected to "God! All right fine, we'll do it."
(scene transition "To the Beautiful Landscape")
Noble: Cool beans here. It's evening, it's nice, and it's-
Audrey: Ha ha, gaaay!
(Beat Panel from Noble, clearly not impressed.)

Noble (surprised): NO! DON'T FAP TO IT! NO! DON'T FAP TO IT! (laughs)

Santa: Don't look at me, Koji...
Noble: (acting as her) Don't look at me, I'm an idiot!

  • (Ep. 15) While Koji and Santa talk about not seeing the real Santa Claus in the workshop:

Koji: What about you, though? Why am I allowed to see you?
Santa: I told you before... It's okay if it's Koji...
Koji: [But] why am I the exception?

  • Noble then interprets Santa's flustered face as her shouting like a Tsundere:
Santa: Dad told me!
  • "Kawaii...? Am I Kawaii desu ne??!"
  • When Santa is describing her (very unique) reasons for liking Christmas.

Koji: I can understand that feeling.
Noble: (in an Aside Comment, whispering) No, I can't really understand it at all. (laughs)

Noble: And now, we're ready to go back [in time] and murder our parents. (smiles, thumbs up) Yeaahhh!
(Caption: WOO MURDER!)

  • In Nekopara Vol. 2:
    • When Chocola tries to lie her way out with Shigure (she ate takoyaki along with Vanilla and Kashou), Noble doesn't buy it one bit.
    • (Ep. 11) When Shigure wishes Kashou good night and leaves on a taxi:

Noble: Aww. Alright, you have a good night too, girl. Hn. Hn. Get the fuck out. (laughs)

  • When Coconut says to Kashou that she learned how to do online order receipts:

Coconut: Chocola taught me how to do it! Purr purr purr~ ♪
Noble: Ahh! (chuckles) Wow, Chocola? I thought she was retarded. I mean, uh, I thought she was.. "special." (laughs) So yeah. Just like me, guys.

  • Coconut, having interrupted Kashou and Chocola's foreplay, is made by him to stay for unclear reasons. She is struggling with her emotions, between attraction to Kashou and embarrasment at herself. As this dramatic scene full of tension unfolds, we see her fidgeting fingers and her glaring eyes that start to tear up. This is extremely awkward, and Kashou, conflicted with his own attraction, is aware of hers too. Coconut sighs in anguish. Then:

Kashou: (thinking) ...She's so damn sexy.
(Noble laughs, almost at his door.)
Noble: God damnit, Kashou! Yeah alright, big guy.

  • (Ep. 12) Noble laughing at the "Do you want to do... pervy stuff with me?" line.
  • (Ep. 15, 17:30) Noble playing up Kashou's Tsundere-like dialogue.

"Is he being tsundere?! Oh, Kashou, I love it!"

  • (Finale) Noble completely "loses his sh!t" when Shigure gets hyped up about the news of Azuki joining Kashou's harem:

Shigure: (In a horribly awkward Engrish) Hey, brother! Lessay Nekoparase! WOOOO~OOOO YEAH WOOOO~ YEAHH!
(Noble is stunned, and then:)
Noble: Ohh, that was Engrish!! OHH MYY GOD! (laughs) That was Engrish!!

  • In Don't Die Dateless, Dummy! Ep. 2, when Rugmunch is talking to a sad girl:

Noble: "I'd like to be your friend, too"! Yeah, come on, you don't need to be sorry. I'd like be your friend.
I feel like that's the more appropriate thing: Get- Get right into the friend-zone.
(The caption quotes him)
Noble: Wait a minute. (laughs)

Dr. Candy (who wants the D so bad): Don't worry, Professor! I'm sure I can keep Takeshi suitably distracted.
Noble: (chuckle) Nooooo! No, the innuendos! We're screwed.
(Caption: SCREWED BOTH WAYS)
Noble: ..in that way, uh...

Takeshi: (narrating) I was about to protest this, but even as I sputtered and stuttered-
Noble: Bblrb-b-b-bb-bpt-Boobies!

  • (Ep. 3) When Dr. Candy kisses Takeshi on the lips right in front of his mom:

Noble: So what the fuck?! What is she smo- What the shit?!

    • (Ep. 5) While Takeshi and Asahi are having a moment in the forest:

Takeshi: (thinking) I could feel her tender skin upon my shoulder, I could feel her breath, see the concern and sorrow she wore in her eyes, and smell the scenet of a woman wafting off of her.
Noble: (laughs) Oh man, she's crying and depressed, but (sniffs) hmm, smells gooood! (laughs)

    • Later:

(Takeshi): I reminded myself that as a soldier or warrior or whatever she was exactly-
Noble: Nudist. Stripper. (laughs) Who knows?

    • Noble gets distracted:

(Takeshi): Asahi considered [Takeshi's suggestion of moving] before giving me a quick nod, allowing her hand to fall from my shoulder.
Noble: Ohh..! ..My cursor was on her tits. (click) You know why. (laughs) So, ah-
Asahi: Right. We can't afford to remain stationary for long.
(Takeshi): Unable to argue with this, I slowly forced myself up to my fee-
Noble: I mean, can you blame me?! It just gravitates to the center of the screen! It pulls you in! (laughs)

  • In If You Met Your Anime Waifu:

Maibigbutt: I spent over 6 thousand dollars on figurines but it was all worth it..
Noble: Six thousand dollars of figurines, man?! What are you doing?
Maibigbutt: My parents, who are dead because I'm a protagonist, didn't care-
(Noble completely "loses his sh!t")
Noble: Ahh, you got me with that one! Ahhh, you got me good with that one.

    • When Maibigbutt gets Momo at his bedroom:

Maibigbutt: I love To-Love RU! I've seen your tits so many times!
(Noble laughs hard)
Noble: That is not how you talk to your new waifu! (facepalm) Ohhh no. But yeah, you really do.