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Pleasantly surprised;<br />"Why do we love ponies so?"<br />Adult men ponder
My Little Pony
My Little Pony<br />Isn't that for little girls?<br />But it makes me smile<br />▼
 
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[[Lauren Faust]]'s proof that<br />Girly shows can be awesome<br />Busy now: PONIES
 
''My Little Pony'':<br />''Friendship is Magic'' is now<br />[[20% More Awesome|twenty times cooler]].
 
My Little Pony;<br />Awesome show, but only if<br />Friendship is Magic.
 
[[Lauren Faust]]'s ponies:<br />Huge success with older males.<br />[[Deal With the Devil|Indicative name?]]
 
An old brony quote:<br />[[[[The Dover Boys]] "Confound those little ponies,<br />They drive me to drink!"]]
 
Can you believe it?<br />[[Better Than It Sounds|A good show about ponies?]]<br />I love it so much!
 
Fine, be skeptical<br />If you take one little peek<br />WELCOME TO THE HERD.
 
She’s Celestia<br />Princess of Equestria<br />[[Cue the Sun|Making the sun rise]]
 
Luna the younger<br />Rules over the moon and night<br />Also a Princess
 
Rainbow Dash is fast<br />Wants to be a Wonderbolt<br />Go Rainbow Dash, go!
 
An Apple Farmer<br />Applejack works very hard<br />For her family
 
Sweet shy Fluttershy<br />Loves all birds and animals<br />And cares for them too
 
Happy Pinkie Pie<br />Loves to throw lots of parties<br />Bringing joy to all
 
Studious pony<br />And Celestia’s student<br />She’s Twilight Sparkle
 
Stylish Rarity<br />Makes dresses for a living<br />Don’t call her a mule
 
Spike the young dragon<br />Has a crush on Rarity<br />Likes to eat gemstones
 
Wall-eyed [[Ensemble Darkhorse|fan-favourite]]<br />Derpy Hooves delivers post<br />And sure loves muffins
 
Lyra and Bon Bon<br />Aren't they so cute together?<br />Fandom's OTP
 
Traveller of space,<br />Haven’t we seen him before?<br />Yes! It’s [[Doctor Who|Doctor Whooves]]
 
Is that [[Star Trek the Next Generation|Q]] voicing<br />Discord? How did they get him<br />to do such a thing?<br />{{quote| [[Tropers/Sizzly Bacon|Sizzly Bacon]]}}
 
His name is Discord<br />Spirit of disharmony<br />Best [[Big Bad]] ever
 
Why do I like this?<br />''Why the hell do I like this?''<br />'''WHY DO I LIKE THIS??'''<br />--Mswordx24
 
Ponies on the Screens<br />You know where I'm at<br />Friendship in ray beams<br />20% cooler in 10 seconds flat<br />--NoChorus<ref> really by a friend of mine, but he gave me permission</ref>
 
Ponies swarm 4chan<br />The unthinkable happened<br />[[Oh No Not Again|Oh No...]] [[Robot Unicorn Attack (Sugar Wiki)|Not Again!]]<br />--DanielLC
 
Ponies are awesome<br />It would have been surprising<br />[[Adult Swim]] [[Robot Unicorn Attack (Sugar Wiki)|spoiled it]]<br />--DanielLC
 
[[Periphery Demographic|Grown male pony fans]];<br />[[Shipping]] cartoon horses is<br />[[Real Men Wear Pink|the new machismo]]<br />--FourthDerivative
 
Ponies WERE for kids;<br />Enter the great [[Lauren Faust]];<br />Welcome to the Herd<br />--[[User:Ace Of Scarabs]]
 
Reluctant to watch.<br />Fine, just one quick peek...LATER<br />I HAVE JOINED THE HERD<br />--[[User:RL Yoshi]]
 
Fabulous moustache<br />Somepony chopped it clean off<br />I cried, "what a world"<br />--[[User:Webby]]
 
Pipsqueak the pirate<br />Here for his first Nightmare Night<br />Doesn't get candy<br />--[[User:Underlord Z]]
 
Lebowski shout-out<br />In MLP episode?<br />Fangasms were had.
 
Tank is a tortoise<br />And though annoying at first<br />He's now Rainbow's pet
 
When I watch this show<br />I always think that guys are<br />Watching this show too
 
Now I'm a brony<br />I have no regrets right now<br />I can has brohoof?<br />~/[[raigakuren]]
 
My Little Pony<br />Now twenty-percent cooler<br />Thank you, Lauren Faust
 
Now, Hearth's Warming eve<br />Has come into our grand hearts<br />Friendship can now bloom<br />--[[User:Lord Zorc]]
 
"Careful, Derpy" and<br />"I just don't know what went wrong!"<br />All bronies rejoice.<br />--[[The Doctor Donna]]
 
 
▲My Little Pony<br />Isn't that for little girls?<br />But it makes me smile<br />
 
Every episode<br />At least one thing makes me say<br />Damn, I love this show!<br />~lisamariefan<br />
 
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[[Category:Haiku Wiki]]
[[Category:My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic]]
[[Category:Haiku]]

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