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== First Date == |
== First Date == |
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{{quote|Jeff: I come from a very strict Greek family. ''(honk honk)'' I... Italian family. ''(honk honk)'' I'm adopted. I'm Chinese and Native American. ''(honk honk honk)'' I'm a white guy. ''(ding ding ding ding)'' And we're very strict Catholics. ''(honk honk)'' Protestants. ''(honk)'' Buddhists. ''(honk)'' There is no god.}} |
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{{quote|Jeff: You're dating other guys, I can see that... ''(ding ding)'' Word around the school is ''(ding ding)''...Word around th... ''(dingdingdingding)'' ([[Beat]]) How many guys are you dating?! |
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Heather Anne: [[Mathematician's Answer|In between one and ten.]] (Ding!) }} |
Heather Anne: [[Mathematician's Answer|In between one and ten.]] (Ding!) }} |
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== Forward/Reverse == |
== Forward/Reverse == |
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{{quote|Jeff: '''''Totally Partaaaay'''''!}} |
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== Freeze == |
== Freeze == |
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{{quote|(Ryan, Greg, Drew and Colin are huddled side by side when Jeff joins Chip on the other side) |
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Jeff: "Dale, check out what I bought - one of those huge office ball-clacker things, this is so cool, just watch..." |
Jeff: "Dale, check out what I bought - one of those huge office ball-clacker things, this is so cool, just watch..." |
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(Jeff pulls Colin aside, then lets go as Colin 'rebounds' into Drew and Greg, 'making' Ryan bounce off) |
(Jeff pulls Colin aside, then lets go as Colin 'rebounds' into Drew and Greg, 'making' Ryan bounce off) |
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Jeff: "I just wanted to say [[Buffy-Speak|'huge office ball-clacker']]!" }} |
Jeff: "I just wanted to say [[Buffy-Speak|'huge office ball-clacker']]!" }} |
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{{quote|(after Greg replaces Jeff as the 'donkey') |
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Greg: "[[Take That|I am so]] ''[[Visual Pun|tired]]'' [[Stealth Insult|of carrying you, Drew!]]" }} |
Greg: "[[Take That|I am so]] ''[[Visual Pun|tired]]'' [[Stealth Insult|of carrying you, Drew!]]" }} |
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== Hits Compilation == |
== Hits Compilation == |
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{{quote|Colin: "I'm a big fan of the '80s, of course because I was born then... and umm..." |
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Jeff: ([[Sarcasm Mode]] on) "''18''80s..." |
Jeff: ([[Sarcasm Mode]] on) "''18''80s..." |
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Colin: (shoots them a look) "I'm also a big fan of [[Pat Boone]] music..." |
Colin: (shoots them a look) "I'm also a big fan of [[Pat Boone]] music..." |
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Chip: "[[Anything But That|No no, '80s is good.]]" }} |
Chip: "[[Anything But That|No no, '80s is good.]]" }} |
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{{quote|(re. boybands) |
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Ryan: "Should you really be technically called a band if you don't play an instrument?... Or should you really be called a boy when you're 52?" |
Ryan: "Should you really be technically called a band if you don't play an instrument?... Or should you really be called a boy when you're 52?" |
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Greg: "Well [[ |
Greg: "Well [[Justin Bieber]]'s called a boy [[Take That|and there's really no evidence for it...]]"<br /> |
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Ryan: "Say his name again."<br /> |
Ryan: "Say his name again."<br /> |
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Greg: "[[Inherently Funny Words|Justin Bieber!]]"<br /> |
Greg: "[[Inherently Funny Words|Justin Bieber!]]"<br /> |
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Ryan: "Aaaahahahaha... He's Canadian." }} |
Ryan: "Aaaahahahaha... He's Canadian." }} |
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{{quote|Colin: "We have collected over 15,000 songs about lawyers, [[Take That|because songs cannot always be about nice things.]]"}} |
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== Moving People == |
== Moving People == |
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{{quote|(Scene: Ryan and Jonathan are in Tahiti) |
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Ryan: (arms raised as if tree-climbing) "I see a big ripe coconut... You know how they're ripe?" |
Ryan: (arms raised as if tree-climbing) "I see a big ripe coconut... You know how they're ripe?" |
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Jonathan: (face up Ryan's armpit) "''You're'' ripe!" }} |
Jonathan: (face up Ryan's armpit) "''You're'' ripe!" }} |
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{{quote|Ryan: (explaining the game) "Basically you'll be in control of Drew... [[Take That|like ABC was in the '90s...]]"}} |
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{{quote|(Audience member Jen is struggling to move Chip, as she continually forgets to move his legs.) |
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Chip: "I'm going to walk over to my tennis bag and get it. (Jen turns him around using his arms.) With my leeeeegs." |
Chip: "I'm going to walk over to my tennis bag and get it. (Jen turns him around using his arms.) With my leeeeegs." |
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(After Chip gets his "racket," Jen again struggles to turn him around using his wrists, resulting in Chip starting to tip backwards. Trying to keep her balance, she spreads his arms wider.) |
(After Chip gets his "racket," Jen again struggles to turn him around using his wrists, resulting in Chip starting to tip backwards. Trying to keep her balance, she spreads his arms wider.) |
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Chip, leaning backwards, arms outstretched: "WHASSUP, TOM?! I'M 'BOUT TO GET MY TENNIS ON!" }} |
Chip, leaning backwards, arms outstretched: "WHASSUP, TOM?! I'M 'BOUT TO GET MY TENNIS ON!" }} |
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{{quote|(Ryan getting shoved a bit roughly by audience member Sara) |
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Greg: (to Sara) "Easy - we need him..." |
Greg: (to Sara) "Easy - we need him..." |
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Ryan: "[[Too Kinky to Torture|Don't stop her, Greg.]]" }} |
Ryan: "[[Too Kinky to Torture|Don't stop her, Greg.]]" }} |
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{{quote|(When the models from [[The Price Is Right]] guest star) |
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Chip: "Where's the wedding ring gone, Ryan? What happened to the..." |
Chip: "Where's the wedding ring gone, Ryan? What happened to the..." |
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Ryan: "I dunno what you're talking about!" |
Ryan: "I dunno what you're talking about!" |
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Chip: (still laughing) [[Damned By Faint Praise|"I think it's so funny that you think you have a shot."]] }} |
Chip: (still laughing) [[Damned By Faint Praise|"I think it's so funny that you think you have a shot."]] }} |
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{{quote|(Ryan explains the game; Drew and Chip are the players) |
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Ryan: "...when you want them to move forward, tap the back of the leg... want them to move backward, tap the front of the leg... if you want him to go back to your room, (indicating Chip's groin) just tap him around there. ([[Beat]]) [[Take That|With Drew you'll have to search for a bit.]]" }} |
Ryan: "...when you want them to move forward, tap the back of the leg... want them to move backward, tap the front of the leg... if you want him to go back to your room, (indicating Chip's groin) just tap him around there. ([[Beat]]) [[Take That|With Drew you'll have to search for a bit.]]" }} |
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== New Choice == |
== New Choice == |
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{{quote|(Ryan as the mythical Cyclops named Phil) |
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Colin: "You've gotta hide the fact that you only have one eye." |
Colin: "You've gotta hide the fact that you only have one eye." |
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Ryan: "You're right!" |
Ryan: "You're right!" |
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Colin: "Why don't you paint another eye beside it?" |
Colin: "Why don't you paint another eye beside it?" |
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Brad: "New choice." |
Brad: "New choice." |
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Colin: "Why don't you make the nose even bigger?" |
Colin: "Why don't you make the nose even bigger?" |
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Brad: "New choice." |
Brad: "New choice." |
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Colin: "Why..." |
Colin: "Why..." |
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(Ryan is clearly ''trying not to laugh'' for a while while Colin realize he accidentaly say something he shouldn't say) |
(Ryan is clearly ''trying not to laugh'' for a while while Colin realize he accidentaly say something he shouldn't say) |
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Ryan: "[[Berserk Button|Are we really going to start?! 'Cos I will...]]"<br /> |
Ryan: "[[Berserk Button|Are we really going to start?! 'Cos I will...]]"<br /> |
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Colin: (Saying repeatedly) No. No. No. No. No. }} |
Colin: (Saying repeatedly) No. No. No. No. No. }} |
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{{quote|(Chip is a cowboy introducing Drew to the range) |
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Chip: "The first thing you gotta learn about being me is, you gotta be tough as nails." |
Chip: "The first thing you gotta learn about being me is, you gotta be tough as nails." |
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Ryan: "New choice." |
Ryan: "New choice." |
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Chip: "The first thing you need to learn about being me is, you gotta be... a little hard of hearing." |
Chip: "The first thing you need to learn about being me is, you gotta be... a little hard of hearing." |
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Ryan: "New choice." |
Ryan: "New choice." |
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Chip: "[[Breaking the Fourth Wall|Whut?]]"<br /> |
Chip: "[[Breaking the Fourth Wall|Whut?]]"<br /> |
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Ryan: "New choice."<br /> |
Ryan: "New choice."<br /> |
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== Options == |
== Options == |
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{{quote|Jeff: "What's your favourite section in the video store?" |
{{quote|Jeff: "What's your favourite section in the video store?" |
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Drew: "Yeah, remember video stores?..." |
Drew: "Yeah, remember video stores?..." |
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Jeff: "'Horror'..." |
Jeff: "'Horror'..." |
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Drew: (Igor voice) "[[Foreshadowing|I will take your peanut...]] The peanut is the key..."<br /> |
Drew: (Igor voice) "[[Foreshadowing|I will take your peanut...]] The peanut is the key..."<br /> |
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Jonathan: "I gotta get outta here!"<br /> |
Jonathan: "I gotta get outta here!"<br /> |
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(Jon [[Broken Heel|runs but trips and falls a couple of times]], then Drew catches up and shoves his arm "through" Jonathan [[A Nightmare |
(Jon [[Broken Heel|runs but trips and falls a couple of times]], then Drew catches up and shoves his arm "through" Jonathan [[A Nightmare on Elm Street|Freddy]]-style)<br /> |
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Jeff: "Freeze. Your favorite kind of book, sir... (listens) [[Sarcasm Mode|Sports book.]] (mobster voice) Guy wants to see this take place in a sports book."<br /> |
Jeff: "Freeze. Your favorite kind of book, sir... (listens) [[Sarcasm Mode|Sports book.]] (mobster voice) Guy wants to see this take place in a sports book."<br /> |
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Jonathan: (grabbing Drew's hand) "[[Tempting Fate|Lemme just put my cup on before we start hittin' some balls...]]"<br /> |
Jonathan: (grabbing Drew's hand) "[[Tempting Fate|Lemme just put my cup on before we start hittin' some balls...]]"<br /> |
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Jeff: "Freeze. I also heard [[Dr. Seuss]]..."|Jonathan: "I do not like you, you you you, don't put your hand on [[Unusual Euphemism|Thing 1 or 2!]]"}} |
Jeff: "Freeze. I also heard [[Dr. Seuss]]..."|Jonathan: "I do not like you, you you you, don't put your hand on [[Unusual Euphemism|Thing 1 or 2!]]"}} |
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{{quote|Colin: "What I need from you first, is a location where two friends could meet... |
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(listens) |
(listens) |
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Colin: "A toilet. ''[[Take That, Audience!|What friends do you hang out with, sir?]]''"<br /> |
Colin: "A toilet. ''[[Take That, Audience!|What friends do you hang out with, sir?]]''"<br /> |
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(another pause)<br /> |
(another pause)<br /> |
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Greg: "I'll just set up a curtain..."<br /> |
Greg: "I'll just set up a curtain..."<br /> |
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Colin: "Freeze. A style of movie (listens) [[Film Noir]]."<br /> |
Colin: "Freeze. A style of movie (listens) [[Film Noir]]."<br /> |
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Greg: (sounding like [[ |
Greg: (sounding like [[Columbo]]) "He thought I couldn't see him on the other side of the curtain. [[Toilet Humor|Not only could I see him, I could smell what he was up to...]] [[What Do You Mean It's Not Heinous?|and he was up to no good.]]"<br /> |
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(later)<br /> |
(later)<br /> |
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Colin: "Freeze. How about a style of theater... (listens) [[Jersey Boys]]."<br /> |
Colin: "Freeze. How about a style of theater... (listens) [[Jersey Boys]]."<br /> |
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== Question This == |
== Question This == |
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{{quote|Drew: "'Scientific names for body parts', please." |
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Chip: (to the audience) "'Scientific names for body parts'..." (pause to listen) "You guys heard it, 'Medulla Oblongata'!" |
Chip: (to the audience) "'Scientific names for body parts'..." (pause to listen) "You guys heard it, 'Medulla Oblongata'!" |
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(Ryan buzzes in) |
(Ryan buzzes in) |
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Chip: "Who buzzed there? Was that you Phil?" |
Chip: "Who buzzed there? Was that you Phil?" |
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Ryan: "What is the big showstopping number from [[The Lion King]]?" |
Ryan: "What is the big showstopping number from [[The Lion King]]?" |
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(later) |
(later) |
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Heather Anne: "I'll take 'Tastes like the color Orange' for $100..." |
Heather Anne: "I'll take 'Tastes like the color Orange' for $100..." |
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Chip: "...'Dreamsicle'! The answer is 'Dreamsicle'..." |
Chip: "...'Dreamsicle'! The answer is 'Dreamsicle'..." |
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(Drew buzzes in) |
(Drew buzzes in) |
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Chip: "Yes, Bob?" |
Chip: "Yes, Bob?" |
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Drew: "What is my stripper name?..." |
Drew: "What is my stripper name?..." |
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Chip: "...uhh, yeah... We also would have accepted Medulla Oblongata..." }} |
Chip: "...uhh, yeah... We also would have accepted Medulla Oblongata..." }} |
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{{quote|Chip: Bob, can you give us a category? |
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Drew: Yeah, foreign capitals for 200. |
Drew: Yeah, foreign capitals for 200. |
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Chip: Foreign capitals... |
Chip: Foreign capitals... |
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(audience member suggests [[You Fail Geography Forever|Albania]])<br /> |
(audience member suggests [[You Fail Geography Forever|Albania]])<br /> |
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Chip: Albania. Of course, being the capital of Eastern Europe.<br /> |
Chip: Albania. Of course, being the capital of Eastern Europe.<br /> |
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Heather: [[Southern Belle|What did I say to the judge]] [[The Ditz|I would do to get points?]] [[Getting Crap Past the Radar|"Albania".]] }} |
Heather: [[Southern Belle|What did I say to the judge]] [[The Ditz|I would do to get points?]] [[Getting Crap Past the Radar|"Albania".]] }} |
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{{quote|Ryan: Number 4. What's your name, whataya do? |
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Jeff: (with German accent) My name is Klaus. |
Jeff: (with German accent) My name is Klaus. |
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Ryan: What do you do for a living, Klaus? |
Ryan: What do you do for a living, Klaus? |
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Jeff: I'm a ski instructor. |
Jeff: I'm a ski instructor. |
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Ryan: You are? |
Ryan: You are? |
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Jeff: Yes, I'm an evil ski instructor. |
Jeff: Yes, I'm an evil ski instructor. |
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Ryan: Really? What makes you so evil? |
Ryan: Really? What makes you so evil? |
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Jeff: [[Badass Boast|Because I win and you lose]]. }} |
Jeff: [[Badass Boast|Because I win and you lose]]. }} |
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{{quote|Ryan: "The answer is 'Pickles'..." |
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Drew: "[[Running Gag|What is my stripper name?...]]"<br /> |
Drew: "[[Running Gag|What is my stripper name?...]]"<br /> |
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Ryan: "Correct!... We hear you also performed under the name [[Take That|Baby Dill]]." }} |
Ryan: "Correct!... We hear you also performed under the name [[Take That|Baby Dill]]." }} |
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== Sentences == |
== Sentences == |
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{{quote|(In an ice age scene) |
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Jonathan: "The tribe came and spoke of you, we decided the following... 'Man, I Feel Like a Woman'." |
Jonathan: "The tribe came and spoke of you, we decided the following... 'Man, I Feel Like a Woman'." |
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(Next line for Jonathan in the same scene) |
(Next line for Jonathan in the same scene) |
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Jonathan: "We know what your last girlfriend used to say..." |
Jonathan: "We know what your last girlfriend used to say..." |
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Ryan: "Hmm." |
Ryan: "Hmm." |
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Jonathan: "She'd stand on top of cliff and yell... 'I can't believe my man is cougar material'!" (tries hard not to laugh) |
Jonathan: "She'd stand on top of cliff and yell... 'I can't believe my man is cougar material'!" (tries hard not to laugh) |
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(Chip comes in with a [[You Have Got to Be Kidding Me!]] look on his face and sees the piece of paper Jonathan has. He shows it to the audience with a [[My God, You Are Serious|"He WASN'T making that one up, folks"]] look on his face.) }} |
(Chip comes in with a [[You Have Got to Be Kidding Me!]] look on his face and sees the piece of paper Jonathan has. He shows it to the audience with a [[My God, You Are Serious|"He WASN'T making that one up, folks"]] look on his face.) }} |
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{{quote|(In a generic soap opera setting) |
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Jeff: (to Colin) "We have a lot in common, you and I... I'm... having sex with your wife. ([[Beat]]) [[Ambiguous Syntax|Not right now, I mean earlier I was...]]" }} |
Jeff: (to Colin) "We have a lot in common, you and I... I'm... having sex with your wife. ([[Beat]]) [[Ambiguous Syntax|Not right now, I mean earlier I was...]]" }} |
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== Song for a Lady == |
== Song for a Lady == |
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{{quote|Belinda: "I am here with my boyfriend [http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0916852/ Christopher Webster]..." |
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Jeff: "[[Hilarious in Hindsight|THE Christopher Webster?]]"<br /> |
Jeff: "[[Hilarious in Hindsight|THE Christopher Webster?]]"<br /> |
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Ryan: "...Your boyfriend Chris, what does he do for a living? ([[Beat]]) Are you all right?"<br /> |
Ryan: "...Your boyfriend Chris, what does he do for a living? ([[Beat]]) Are you all right?"<br /> |
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Belinda: "...He's a movie producer."<br /> |
Belinda: "...He's a movie producer."<br /> |
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Ryan: "A 'movie producer', is that what he says he is?... So what movies has he produced?"<br /> |
Ryan: "A 'movie producer', is that what he says he is?... So what movies has he produced?"<br /> |
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Belinda: "[[ |
Belinda: "[[Hellraiser]]."<br /> |
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Chip: "Ohh..."<br /> |
Chip: "Ohh..."<br /> |
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Ryan: "''If'' [[Parallel Porn Titles|it's the same Hellraiser we're thinking...]] What's his favorite drink?"<br /> |
Ryan: "''If'' [[Parallel Porn Titles|it's the same Hellraiser we're thinking...]] What's his favorite drink?"<br /> |
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Jeff: "[[In a World]]..." }} |
Jeff: "[[In a World]]..." }} |
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{{quote|Greg: "What does your husband do?" |
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Debbie: "He works with the FBI. ''He's not an agent''... he's with Security and Intelligence." |
Debbie: "He works with the FBI. ''He's not an agent''... he's with Security and Intelligence." |
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Greg: "Ah, security and intelligence, [[Take That|two things our country is in sore need of.]]" }} |
Greg: "Ah, security and intelligence, [[Take That|two things our country is in sore need of.]]" }} |
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== Sound Effects == |
== Sound Effects == |
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{{quote|(Chip and Jeff are two cowboys on the range) |
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Jeff: "Look, it's that coyote again..." (woman from audience does a howl) "It's a gay coyote!" |
Jeff: "Look, it's that coyote again..." (woman from audience does a howl) "It's a gay coyote!" |
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Chip: ([[Camp Gay]] mode) "''Hayy!...''" |
Chip: ([[Camp Gay]] mode) "''Hayy!...''" |
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Jeff: "No!... That's what gay horses eat!" }} |
Jeff: "No!... That's what gay horses eat!" }} |
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{{quote|Brad: "[[It Makes Sense in Context|I like how we just started out as regular lumberjacks,]] [[From Nobody to Nightmare|then went on to become eco-terrorists and mass murderers!]]"}} |
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== Storytelling == |
== Storytelling == |
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{{quote|Jeff: "Princess Dumbeloney awoke, her long hair flowing across her pillow. She was looking for love-" |
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Colin: "And something to attach her hair to her head. She looked out the window and saw nothing-" |
Colin: "And something to attach her hair to her head. She looked out the window and saw nothing-" |
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Greg: "Except a man, riding far far away on a gallant white steed. He was wearing-" |
Greg: "Except a man, riding far far away on a gallant white steed. He was wearing-" |
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Chip: "Chaps. And a big ten-gallon hat. This was the man of her dreams." |
Chip: "Chaps. And a big ten-gallon hat. This was the man of her dreams." |
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Drew: "His name was Manuel. Manuel was a rancher from Argentina." |
Drew: "His name was Manuel. Manuel was a rancher from Argentina." |
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Charlie: "...CharlieSheen [[I Love the Dead|f---ed a]] [[Disposable Sex Worker|dead hooker.]]"<br /> |
Charlie: "...CharlieSheen [[I Love the Dead|f---ed a]] [[Disposable Sex Worker|dead hooker.]]"<br /> |
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(Long pause as everyone loses it)<br /> |
(Long pause as everyone loses it)<br /> |
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Charlie: "[[Refuge in Audacity|...Charlie Sheen still f---ed a dead hooker.]]"<br /> |
Charlie: "[[Refuge in Audacity|...Charlie Sheen still f---ed a dead hooker.]]"<br /> |
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Drew: "He knew this because he met it on TMZ."<br /> |
Drew: "He knew this because he met it on TMZ."<br /> |
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Jeff: "Now when I say 'f---ed this dead hooker' '' |
Jeff: "Now when I say 'f---ed this dead hooker' ''I mean f---ed her.''"<br /> |
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Chip: "Soooo..."<br /> |
Chip: "Soooo..."<br /> |
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Greg: "[[Crosses the Line Twice|The best thing about dead hookers is, you don't have to pay afterwards.]]"<br /> |
Greg: "[[Crosses the Line Twice|The best thing about dead hookers is, you don't have to pay afterwards.]]"<br /> |
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== Two-Headed Expert == |
== Two-Headed Expert == |
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{{quote|Chip/Jonathan: In 1827, the Brai-lsh invented the Eiffel Tower. |
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Heather/Drew: Wait. Hold that thought. According to my books, the Eiffel Tower was invented by the French. So what are you trying to feed me, pal? |
Heather/Drew: Wait. Hold that thought. According to my books, the Eiffel Tower was invented by the French. So what are you trying to feed me, pal? |
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Chip/Jonathan: Books are for people that read. We'll tell you everything you want to know! |
Chip/Jonathan: Books are for people that read. We'll tell you everything you want to know! |
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Heather/Drew: Okay, then who is Mr. Premier of France? |
Heather/Drew: Okay, then who is Mr. Premier of France? |
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Chip/Jonathan: Hmm, good question. Mr. Premier of France is [[Jerry Lewis]]. |
Chip/Jonathan: Hmm, good question. Mr. Premier of France is [[Jerry Lewis]]. |
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Heather/Drew: [[Jerry Lewis]] is the premier of France? |
Heather/Drew: [[Jerry Lewis]] is the premier of France? |
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Chip/Jonathan: Si, Señor. ...Look! It's... uh... Puff Daddy! Hey, Puff Daddy and your wife! }} |
Chip/Jonathan: Si, Señor. ...Look! It's... uh... Puff Daddy! Hey, Puff Daddy and your wife! }} |
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== Miscellaneous == |
== Miscellaneous == |
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{{quote|''([[Confession Cam]] at the end of the '[[Dirty Old Woman|Jeannie]]' episode)''<br /> |
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Jim: It was fun for me, I...<br /> |
Jim: It was fun for me, I...<br /> |
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Jonathan: (interrupting) You guys, we got a hot tub ready, if you wanna go, I'll slip into a bathing suit and meet you there, ok? (leaves)<br /> |
Jonathan: (interrupting) You guys, we got a hot tub ready, if you wanna go, I'll slip into a bathing suit and meet you there, ok? (leaves)<br /> |
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Latest revision as of 23:12, 5 May 2016
First Date
Jeff: I come from a very strict Greek family. (honk honk) I... Italian family. (honk honk) I'm adopted. I'm Chinese and Native American. (honk honk honk) I'm a white guy. (ding ding ding ding) And we're very strict Catholics. (honk honk) Protestants. (honk) Buddhists. (honk) There is no god. |
Jeff: You're dating other guys, I can see that... (ding ding) Word around the school is (ding ding)...Word around th... (dingdingdingding) (Beat) How many guys are you dating?! |
Forward/Reverse
Jeff: Totally Partaaaay! |
Freeze
(Ryan, Greg, Drew and Colin are huddled side by side when Jeff joins Chip on the other side) |
(after Greg replaces Jeff as the 'donkey') |
Hits Compilation
Colin: "I'm a big fan of the '80s, of course because I was born then... and umm..." |
(re. boybands) |
Colin: "We have collected over 15,000 songs about lawyers, because songs cannot always be about nice things." |
Moving People
(Scene: Ryan and Jonathan are in Tahiti) |
Ryan: (explaining the game) "Basically you'll be in control of Drew... like ABC was in the '90s..." |
(Audience member Jen is struggling to move Chip, as she continually forgets to move his legs.) |
(Ryan getting shoved a bit roughly by audience member Sara) |
(When the models from The Price Is Right guest star) |
(Ryan explains the game; Drew and Chip are the players) |
New Choice
(Ryan as the mythical Cyclops named Phil) |
(Chip is a cowboy introducing Drew to the range) |
Options
Jeff: "What's your favourite section in the video store?" —Jonathan: "I do not like you, you you you, don't put your hand on Thing 1 or 2!"
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Colin: "What I need from you first, is a location where two friends could meet... |
Question This
Drew: "'Scientific names for body parts', please." |
Chip: Bob, can you give us a category? |
Ryan: Number 4. What's your name, whataya do? |
Ryan: "The answer is 'Pickles'..." |
Sentences
(In an ice age scene) |
(In a generic soap opera setting) |
Song for a Lady
Belinda: "I am here with my boyfriend Christopher Webster..." |
Greg: "What does your husband do?" |
Sound Effects
(Chip and Jeff are two cowboys on the range) |
Storytelling
Jeff: "Princess Dumbeloney awoke, her long hair flowing across her pillow. She was looking for love-" |
Two-Headed Expert
Chip/Jonathan: In 1827, the Brai-lsh invented the Eiffel Tower. |
Miscellaneous
(Confession Cam at the end of the 'Jeannie' episode) |