Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.
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Latest revision as of 10:52, 10 April 2017
> COMPOSE POETIC COMMENTARY OF A FAR EASTERN KIND
You proceed to write
simple yet elegant words
regarding this work.
Twelve alien kids,
playing a game of high stakes;
Welcome to Hivebent.
—Joseph Staleknight
One Troll has gone sane,
Trying to kill all the rest.
Run from the HONKing.
—JK Roo
Disc One had five acts.
Disc Two will have two acts more!
...If we can find it.
—Joseph Staleknight
Hey bro, new update!
Terezi found Disc Two! Yay!
...It's been scratched, sadly...
—Wikkit
First it was just John
Then the zodiac appeared
Try to save your life
—Calamity Jane
Once dead, now alive
Born from green miles destruction
Arisen Anew
Four friends and a game
It will be so much fun guys
Then we start dying
By Potato4
Twelve trolls and twelve signs
It seems so obvious now
Trolls: our zodiac
By Rosemarie
This is really dumb
Andrew why you gotta mock
us so much. it hurts.
—Katana
With future haiku
Please don't use any spoiler tags
it's a new standard
—Katana
Regarding Homestuck
You can be sure of one thing:
All puns are plot points
—Qualtagh
An omniscient Doc
Who mocks us with his white text
gets creamed by Hussie
Like really no joke
Beats up the narrator
Stop trolling us man
-Potato 4
End of the Act's here.
Time to sit back, relax, and--
DID THE SITE JUST CRASH?!
—Joseph Staleknight
Okay, much better.
Mirror's stable, now to watch--
Oh holy shit what.
—Joseph Staleknight
Brand new universe.
Guardians switch out with kids-
Guess what happens next.
-Nanakiro
Puns, plot points, madness.
What the hell is going on.
Quirky kids and trolls.
Go forth, unnamed child,
and fulfill your destiny.
Everyone's confused.
Will the journey end
in victory or defeat?
Only Andrew knows.
(Except, not really;
he just pulls it out his ass.
Goddammit, Andrew.)
—Ambey
- Ambey
Four-thirteen, six-twelve,
Ten-twenty-five, and six ones;
Numbers everywhere!
—Joseph Staleknight
- Lokie
"It was me and Jake,
And we wrestled tenderly"
Cool story, Brobot.
—salixbabe
We are all obsessed.
First we crashed Andrew's website.
Then down came Newgrounds.
—Pyro Forge
> Go back