Super Weight/New Media
New Media
- Orions Arm:
- Type 0: Most baseline humans; Victims of the Queen of Pain; victims of Kedric, Verifex, or any other insane transapient.
- Type 1: Most nearbaseline humans in ultratech civilizations.
- Type 2: Superiors, cyborgs, vecs, some tweaks, some rianths/splices/provolves.
- Type 3: Most Transapients
- Type 4: Higher Transapients, Sentient ships
- Type 5: Archailects, the Leviathan
- Protectors of the Plot Continuum
- Type -1: Author-wraiths once Exorcised
- Type 0: Makes-Things, DoSAT Agents, Medical Agents, Janitors, Nursery kids, most Interns, most Canons under a Mary Sue's thrall[1], Agent Luxury[2], Agent Osbert
- Type 1: Badass Normal Agents ie. Agent Jay, Agent Acacia, Agent Suicide, Agent Dafydd, Agent Troven etc., most Black Cats, the Mystery Assassin
- Type 2: Flowers, Minis, Hul Choka
- Type 3: Agents with special abilities ie. Agent Paddlebrains, Agent Zodfang, etc., any Agent in a sufficiently-powerful Disguise
- Type 4: Agent Tawaki, Agent Windflower, Agent Chliever, God Mode Sues, Balrogs, Macroviruses, the Mysterious Somebody
- Type 5: Cthulhu, Big Brother, Sekhmet and presumably the other various gods who endorse the PPC, extremely powerful God Mode Sues like Robecca
- Type 6: Aslan, Morgoth, Sun Crushers
- Type 7: The Key to Canon
- Red vs. Blue
- Type -1: Caboose
- Type 0: Most of the Red and Blue teams
- Type 1: Tucker (with sword), Wash, Freelancers without AI
- Type 2: Sheila, Andy, Freelancers with AI
- Type 3: Tex, Carolina,
- Type 4: The Meta, Church in Monitor
- Type 5: The Director, Church in the simulation
- That Guy With The Glasses
- Type -1: 90's Kid, Chester A. Bum, Douchey McNitpick, Ma-Ti
- Type 0: Most reviewers and characters[3]
- Type 1: The Nostalgia Critic
- Type 2: Kevin Baugh, Dr. Linksano, Phelous, Pollo
- Type 3: Angry Joe, Dr. Insano, Linkara
- Type 4: Blood Beard Joe, Santa Christ, Lord Vyce, Malachite, Ma-Ti
- Type 5: Optimus Prime, The Entity
- ↑ in the sense that they turn into spineless wimps who bend over backward to please the Sue; characters as high as Type 7s have been reduced to this sorry state
- ↑ might be higher depending on whether or not she actually does anything other than have non-stop sex, something we're still not sure of
- ↑ and it goes without saying others in real life