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{{quote| ''"Short and short on deodorant is a reeeeeal bad combination, Stabby."''}} |
{{quote| ''"Short and short on deodorant is a reeeeeal bad combination, Stabby."''}} |
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*** ...and post-fight. |
*** ...and post-fight. |
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{{quote| ''"See? ''That'''s how you beat Wolverine, people...[[X-Men ( |
{{quote| ''"See? ''That'''s how you beat Wolverine, people...[[X-Men (film)|AND YOU DON'T EVEN NEED OPTIC BLASTS!]] AHAHAHAHAHAHA!"''}} |
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** One of his victory quotes: |
** One of his victory quotes: |
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{{quote| ''"Ya can't spell assassin [[A Worldwide Punomenon|without]] '''[[A Worldwide Punomenon|'sin']]''' [[A Worldwide Punomenon|- and twice the]] '''[[A Worldwide Punomenon|'ass']]'''"''}} |
{{quote| ''"Ya can't spell assassin [[A Worldwide Punomenon|without]] '''[[A Worldwide Punomenon|'sin']]''' [[A Worldwide Punomenon|- and twice the]] '''[[A Worldwide Punomenon|'ass']]'''"''}} |
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* Iron Man's pre-fight quote against any female character that isn't [[Okami|Amaterasu]]: (Yes, [[Ephebophile|that includes Tron]]!!!) |
* Iron Man's pre-fight quote against any female character that isn't [[Okami|Amaterasu]]: (Yes, [[Ephebophile|that includes Tron]]!!!) |
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{{quote| ''"So, you doin' anything after this?"''}} |
{{quote| ''"So, you doin' anything after this?"''}} |
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* [[Ghosts 'n Goblins (series)|Arthur]] losing his armor in the third intro movie. |
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** When [[Resident Evil 5|Wesker]] and [[Resident Evil 5|Chris]] confront one another finally, who's the first to show up beside the badassness of Wesker? M.O.D.O.K. |
** When [[Resident Evil 5|Wesker]] and [[Resident Evil 5|Chris]] confront one another finally, who's the first to show up beside the badassness of Wesker? M.O.D.O.K. |
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** In the same movie. seeing M.O.D.O.K. get smacked aside by [[Incredible Hulk|the Hulk]] just before he catches X-23. |
** In the same movie. seeing M.O.D.O.K. get smacked aside by [[Incredible Hulk|the Hulk]] just before he catches X-23. |
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** {{spoiler|A few seconds later, a news report shows that Wade's party was...excessive. And [[You Bastard|the player's wanted as an accomplice]].}} |
** {{spoiler|A few seconds later, a news report shows that Wade's party was...excessive. And [[You Bastard|the player's wanted as an accomplice]].}} |
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* Trish's ending: {{spoiler|Poor Nightcrawler.}} |
* Trish's ending: {{spoiler|Poor Nightcrawler.}} |
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* Tron's ending: {{spoiler|Sentinel becomes Servbot #42. Volnutt must be wondering why he didn't get [[Tatsunokovs Capcom |
* Tron's ending: {{spoiler|Sentinel becomes Servbot #42. Volnutt must be wondering why he didn't get [[Tatsunokovs Capcom|Gold Lightan and PTX-40A's]] numbers...}} |
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* X-23's ending, where she {{spoiler|confronts Logan on the smoking ruin of his front lawn, in front of the Elder God she just took down, and claims the title of Number 1 since ''he'' never did anything like that.}} His response is basically "Yeah, yeah, now get that thing off my lawn." |
* X-23's ending, where she {{spoiler|confronts Logan on the smoking ruin of his front lawn, in front of the Elder God she just took down, and claims the title of Number 1 since ''he'' never did anything like that.}} His response is basically "Yeah, yeah, now get that thing off my lawn." |
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* M.O.D.O.K.'s ending, where {{spoiler|he puts on Galactus's helmet. [[Up to Eleven|It makes his head even bigger than normal.]]}} |
* M.O.D.O.K.'s ending, where {{spoiler|he puts on Galactus's helmet. [[Up to Eleven|It makes his head even bigger than normal.]]}} |
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{{quote| "In case you had any interest in the Nova Corps, forget it. They wouldn't take you on the grounds that you have a bad case of suck."}} |
{{quote| "In case you had any interest in the Nova Corps, forget it. They wouldn't take you on the grounds that you have a bad case of suck."}} |
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* In the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP1XlPXMwVY opening movie] for ''Ultimate'', among the moments of awesome, there's Deadpool surfing on top of Phoenix Wright's "Objection!" speech bubble. The attendant's reactions are priceless. |
* In the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP1XlPXMwVY opening movie] for ''Ultimate'', among the moments of awesome, there's Deadpool surfing on top of Phoenix Wright's "Objection!" speech bubble. The attendant's reactions are priceless. |
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* [[Street Fighter III|Chun-Li gets to be the victim]] [[Running Gag|of the Parry system]]. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=u3k5WcicY_0 By Ryu of all people.] <ref>In case you didn't know, this was Daigo "[[Names to Run Away From Really Fast|The Beast's]]" [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|EVO #37 moment.]]</ref> |
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* While most characters defeat quotes have then quietly muttering disappointment in themselves or the situation, or the usual [[Big No]], Rocket Raccoon will go out screaming at the top of his lungs: "''[[I'll Kill You!|I'LL KILL YOU]], YOU [[Curse Cut Short|SON OF A...!]]''" Oh and if you beat him with a light attack: |
* While most characters defeat quotes have then quietly muttering disappointment in themselves or the situation, or the usual [[Big No]], Rocket Raccoon will go out screaming at the top of his lungs: "''[[I'll Kill You!|I'LL KILL YOU]], YOU [[Curse Cut Short|SON OF A...!]]''" Oh and if you beat him with a light attack: |
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{{quote| ''"Promise me... no zoo."''}} |
{{quote| ''"Promise me... no zoo."''}} |
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{{quote| '''Before a fight''': You're cute. Time to die! <br /> |
{{quote| '''Before a fight''': You're cute. Time to die! <br /> |
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'''After a fight, if he wins''': I defeated a Raccoon! SCIENCE! }} |
'''After a fight, if he wins''': I defeated a Raccoon! SCIENCE! }} |
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* Jill, on the 'WINNER!' screen, delivers the thoughts of every [[Resident Evil 3]] player ever to Nemesis. |
* Jill, on the 'WINNER!' screen, delivers the thoughts of every [[Resident Evil 3 Nemesis]] player ever to Nemesis. |
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{{quote| '''Jill''': Stop. Following. ME!}} |
{{quote| '''Jill''': Stop. Following. ME!}} |
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* She-Hulk's new win quote against Deadpool, reminding us all that she's still aware of the fourth wall: |
* She-Hulk's new win quote against Deadpool, reminding us all that she's still aware of the fourth wall: |
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'''Spencer''': One more crack about the hair and I'll pick you up and beat you down again.<br /> |
'''Spencer''': One more crack about the hair and I'll pick you up and beat you down again.<br /> |
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'''Chris''': Look, I deal with superhuman monsters on a daily basis. I would have been crazy not to hit the gym and bulk up a bit. }} |
'''Chris''': Look, I deal with superhuman monsters on a daily basis. I would have been crazy not to hit the gym and bulk up a bit. }} |
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** All of Deadpool's dialogue when fighting Spider-Man has been changed to reference the [[Spider Man Turn Off the Dark |
** All of Deadpool's dialogue when fighting Spider-Man has been changed to reference the [[Spider Man Turn Off the Dark|Broadway musical incident]] which happened between the release of the two versions of the game. |
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{{quote| "Gonna rough you up like a Broadway musical!"<br /> |
{{quote| "Gonna rough you up like a Broadway musical!"<br /> |
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"Aw, that was too easy! Maybe it would have helped if you'd turned off the dark!" }} |
"Aw, that was too easy! Maybe it would have helped if you'd turned off the dark!" }} |
Revision as of 18:17, 9 April 2014
- Deadpool getting stabbed in the ass by Morrigan's tentacles in the first intro movie of the game. Morrigan's reaction is priceless.
- His Level 3 Super.
- On defeat:
"YOU PRESSED THE WRONG BUTTON!!" |
- On victory, he goes up to the camera and starts shaking it:
"Hey! Yeah, you! I'm down here bustin' my ass, while you sit on YOURS, watching me jump around?! How is THAT fair?!" |
- When he triggers X-Factor:
"ANIME POWER UP TIME!!" |
- And when Deadpool fights a Street Fighter character...
"Hey, I frickin' love Street Fighter! Autograph your spleen for me?" |
- Doing battle with Wolverine, both pre-fight...
"Short and short on deodorant is a reeeeeal bad combination, Stabby." |
- ...and post-fight.
"See? That's how you beat Wolverine, people...AND YOU DON'T EVEN NEED OPTIC BLASTS! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!" |
- One of his victory quotes:
"Ya can't spell assassin without 'sin' - and twice the 'ass'" |
- His taunt:
"This is my taunt! Heh, get it?" |
- His taunt deals damage with the speech bubble.
- When he fights Magneto:
- When he defeats M.O.D.O.K., we get this little gem
"So... basically I just beat up Humpty Dumpty in a rocket chair, huh?" |
- When he defeats Arthur, he reminds us:
"And THAT'S for lulling me into great side-scrolling adventures that were never possible to beat!" |
- Change characters into him, then don't move and watch him make a fool out of himself.
- From the second intro movie: Amaterasu and Joe running up Super Skrull's arm, only to end up catching nothing and going Oh Crap when they find themselves learning that Gravity Is a Harsh Mistress.
- Spencer and Iron Man's specific pre-match taunts:
Iron Man: Just the arm? Why? Can't afford the rest of the suit? |
- M.O.D.O.K.'s attempt at a bicycle kick results in him flying across the screen flailing his stubby little legs.
- In the video above, Spider-Man tagging in Magneto with: "Maggy!"
- And when he tags in Deadpool, he shouts "MR. WILSONNNN!"
- In his ending, he never catches a break with J.J.J. Poor Peter...
- This video in which Captain America insults Zero by saying, "Your name is Zero? Hope you don't fight like one." Zero then proceeds to decimate Cap's entire team. Who's the zero now, Cap?
- Not as funny once you realize that Cap is referencing the Zero fighter planes from WWII. More awesome that way.
- Iron Man's pre-fight quote against any female character that isn't Amaterasu: (Yes, that includes Tron!!!)
"So, you doin' anything after this?" |
- Arthur losing his armor in the third intro movie.
- In a recent trailer to showcase rivals, who gets put up against the Universe conquering Dormammu? Who else but Viewtiful Joe!
- If the last character Captain America defeats is Iron Man:
"And that was for Civil War!" |
- One of She-Hulk's win quotes:
"Somebody once called me Phoenix Wright with muscles... and then I called an ambulance." |
- When she beats Deadpool to end a match, she says that if the game were made in the nineties, she would be the one hitting him with a health bar.
- Also her ending, where she stars in a series called "Jen's Justice". The guests this time are Phoenix Wright and Miles Edgeworth. When Jen gives her verdict, she breaks the table. The reaction of both Phoenix and Miles is priceless.
- Thor's command taunt. Scenery-chewing has never been so awesome.
- Interrupting scenery-chewing has never been so hilarious as Galactus shows us.
- During the intro, Haggar and Felicia trying and failing to save Haggar's mayoral campaign sign while battles are raging all around them.
- Deadpool's ending:
"Yeah, I beat Galactus' giant purple, pimply ass, so what. So what? So let's par-tay, bee-yotches! I'd invite the player in front of the TV, but you got the Player Points for winning. That's all you need!" |
- A few seconds later, a news report shows that Wade's party was...excessive. And the player's wanted as an accomplice.
- Trish's ending: Poor Nightcrawler.
- Tron's ending: Sentinel becomes Servbot #42. Volnutt must be wondering why he didn't get Gold Lightan and PTX-40A's numbers...
- X-23's ending, where she confronts Logan on the smoking ruin of his front lawn, in front of the Elder God she just took down, and claims the title of Number 1 since he never did anything like that. His response is basically "Yeah, yeah, now get that thing off my lawn."
- M.O.D.O.K.'s ending, where he puts on Galactus's helmet. It makes his head even bigger than normal.
- In Joe's ending, he stars in his own 80's era detective show, directed by Mojo and Spiral.
- Zero's ending, he arrives in the Mega Man Zero timeline, instead of his Mega Man X timeline.
- In the Hulk's ending, he goes through the Resident Evil 1 mansion with Chris, curb stomping every single monster in his path. Resident Evil 1 never looked so easy.
Nemesis: Groaaaaar! (The Hulk grabs him by the neck) |
- A win quote from Sentinel of all people.
Sentinel: Battle data indicates excessive force was not required. |
- And one of his taunts is "Undermine Target confidence!"
- Doctor Doom gets one as well in his win quote:
Doctor Doom: The applause shall continue for another hour. The first person to stop clapping shall be executed. |
- His intro against any of the X-Men, doubling as a Take That:
"I'll make you wish you were fighting Magneto!" |
- Shuma-Gorath's attraction to Hsien-Ko is hilariously disturbing.
"(Intro)Shuma-Gorath: A living corpse! How quaint! |
- Not to mention her response.
"Eww, I don't even wanna touch that!" |
- Mike Haggar says, in his pre-fight dialogue against Shuma-Gorath, that an arm lock won't work on Shuma...but he can piledrive him like anyone else just fine.
- If he can piledrive Sentinel, a giant fucking robot twice his height, then Shuma-Gorath shouldn't be a problem.
- The comic book included in the Special Edition. No Fourth Wall Up to Eleven. You should read that by yourself.
- Actually, some dialog is edited. For example, the original line from the comic was:
Deadpool: Where you from, pretty boy? Planets of the fabios? |
- Ghost Rider's victory quote. There's something funny about him saying it completely straight.
Ghost Rider: "Hell hath no fury like a flaming skeleton on a motorcycle." |
- Taskmaster's ending. He starts a fitness program for people that want to "train with the guy who beat Galactus", and then goes on to create a bunch of exercise DVDs as well as a line of clothing named after him.
- Nemesis' "time's up" loss animation? Standing still and...dropping his rocket launcher. Nothing else.
- Nemesis brings in a lot of surprising hilarity. For example, one of his text win quotes is simply "." and nothing else.
- One of Doctor Strange's Curb Stomp Battle winquotes:
"Perhaps I've accidentally transported myself to an alternate reality where nobody but me can fight." |
- This Nova winquote:
"In case you had any interest in the Nova Corps, forget it. They wouldn't take you on the grounds that you have a bad case of suck." |
- In the opening movie for Ultimate, among the moments of awesome, there's Deadpool surfing on top of Phoenix Wright's "Objection!" speech bubble. The attendant's reactions are priceless.
- Chun-Li gets to be the victim of the Parry system. By Ryu of all people. [1]
- While most characters defeat quotes have then quietly muttering disappointment in themselves or the situation, or the usual Big No, Rocket Raccoon will go out screaming at the top of his lungs: "I'LL KILL YOU, YOU SON OF A...!" Oh and if you beat him with a light attack:
"Promise me... no zoo." |
- Rocket Raccoon's win-quote against Chris Redfield.
"That's for letting them mess up Raccoon City, you wanker!" |
- Frank West's Level 1 hyper, which begins with him jamming a Servbot head onto his opponent and only gets better from there. For added hilarity, try it on M.O.D.O.K. (enormous Servbot head) and Shuma-Gorath (one-eyed Servbot head).
- Rocket Raccoon's ending, where he found that Raccoon City isn't what he expected.
Rocket Raccoon: The guy with the guns mentions his hometown -- I figure it to be a paradise of my kind. Well, needless to say... It's not. |
- Phoenix Wright's ending, where he got a special defendant for his current case: Galactus himself, who barely fits into the courtroom, let alone the witness' stand.
Galactus: I hereby renew my request for a change of venue. |
- Rocket Racoon and Chris' intro quotes against each other.
Rocket Racoon: You've fought zombies, mutants, tyrants-but nothing's prepared you for A RACCOON. |
- Speaking of Rocket Raccoon, there's M.O.D.O.K.'s quotes against him.
Before a fight: You're cute. Time to die! |
- Jill, on the 'WINNER!' screen, delivers the thoughts of every Resident Evil 3 Nemesis player ever to Nemesis.
Jill: Stop. Following. ME! |
- She-Hulk's new win quote against Deadpool, reminding us all that she's still aware of the fourth wall:
She-Hulk: If there's ever an Mv C 4, I'll destroy you there too, Wade. |
- Dante's new ending in Ultimate:
Dante: (sitting lazily) I can smell you standing there, you know. Whaddya want? |
- A lot of new dialogue in Ultimate references infamous events from the characters' home series in the most hilarious ways.
Trish: Maybe I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with light. Just kidding. Who would say something that lame? |
- All of Deadpool's dialogue when fighting Spider-Man has been changed to reference the Broadway musical incident which happened between the release of the two versions of the game.
"Gonna rough you up like a Broadway musical!" |
- One of Albert Wesker's new "Winner!" screen quotes has him bragging about how expensive his custom-made sunglasses were.
- Phoenix Wright convicting a bad guy? Awesome. Phoenix Wright convicting a boldface, Babyface GOOD GUY? (eg: Captain America, Haggar or Thor) There's where the fun comes in accusing the good guys with something they might not have done, or done so little and get huge damage as a payback.
- Amaterasu is a known turnip thief. Doctor Strange is way behind on his taxes. And Iron Man should have known that hitting on Tron would come back to bite him.
- Nova: "Blue blazes! I'm AWESOME!"
Nova: It's times like this I miss being a new warrior. Speedball would point and laugh at you right now. |
- There's also "Really? I mean... REALLY?" when he faces Viewtiful Joe.
- Shuma-Gorath's ending. After defeating Galactus and being hailed as a hero, he goes native in a most hilarious manner- he becomes the host of a Japanese game show.
Shuma-Gorath: Welcome, vile fleshling scum! |
- The dissonance between a character's winpose and winquote can be very amusing.
Ghost Rider (after beating Phoenix Wright or She-Hulk): So I have this contract with Mephisto I'd like you to look at for me... (rides away) |
- One of Rocket Raccoon's win quotes brings up the inevitable response to his inclusion in the game.
Rocket Raccoon: Say how embarrassing it was to be beaten up by a raccoon one more time and I'm going to beat you up again. |
- ↑ In case you didn't know, this was Daigo "The Beast's" EVO #37 moment.