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Yeah, it's kinda like that.

A hilarious and offensive adult card game for 3+ players.

And Now For Something Completely Different. Instead of listing the tropes that appear in the work, we're going to list all the cards, and identify the tropes, works, and other notable subjects in each one.

White Cards

Advice from a wise, old black man. - Magical Negro
The Amish.
A ball of earwax, semen and toenail clippings. - Nausea Fuel, Noodle Implements
Barack Obama.
Boogers. - Inherently Funny Words
Cybernetic enhancements. - Cyborg
Darth Vader. - Star Wars, Cyborg
The Devil himself. - Satan
Five-Dollar Footlongs™. - Innocent Innuendo
Flying sex snakes. - Naughty Tentacles
Fucking a corpse back to life. - I Love the Dead
Inserting a mason jar into my anus. - Ass Shove
Invading Poland. - Those Wacky Nazis
MechaHitler. - Wolfenstein 3D, Stupid Jetpack Hitler
Men. - Always Male
A micropenis. - Teeny Weenie
An Oedipus Complex.
Overcompensation. - Compensating for Something
Pedophiles. - Would Hurt a Child
Peeing a little bit. - Potty Failure
Pooping back and forth. Forever. - Memetic Mutation, Toilet Humor
The Pope.
The rhythms of Africa. - Jungle Drums
Scientology. - Church of Happyology
Sexual tension. - Unresolved Sexual Tension
Sexy pillow fights. - Pillow Fight
Skeletor. - He-Man and the Masters of the Universe
Testicular torsion. - Groin Attack
A tiny horse. - An inversion of Cool Horse.

Black Cards

Tropes and stuff from places other than White and Black Cards

Our Product Sucks: The website that sells the game shows reviews of the game, and it doesn't cherry pick the good ones and use only those. However it does use the good ones first.
Take That, Audience!:

Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people. Unlike most of the party games you've played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.

— Cards Against Humanity website

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 A hilarious and offensive adult card game for 3+ players.
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 == White Cards ==
-* Advice from a wise, old black man.: [[Magical Negro]]
+* '''Advice from a wise, old black man.''' - [[Magical Negro]]
 <!-- * African children. -->
-* The Amish.: [[Amish]]
+* '''[[Amish|The Amish.]]'''
 <!-- * An asymmetric boob job. -->
 <!-- * A bag of magic beans. -->
-* A ball of earwax, semen and toenail clippings: [[Nausea Fuel|Nausea Fuel]], [[Noodle Implements]]
+* '''A ball of earwax, semen and toenail clippings.''' - [[Nausea Fuel|Nausea Fuel]], [[Noodle Implements]]
-* Barack Obama.: [[Barack Obama]]
+* '''[[Barack Obama]].'''
 <!-- * Being fabulous. -->
 <!-- * Being on fire. -->
 <!-- * Bingeing and purging. -->
-* Boogers.: [[Inherently Funny Words]]
+* '''Boogers.''' - [[Inherently Funny Words]]
 <!-- * Chunks of dead hitchhiker. -->
 <!-- * Classist undertones. -->
 <!-- * Court-ordered rehab. -->
-* Cybernetic enhancements.:[[Cyborg]]
+* '''Cybernetic enhancements.''' - [[Cyborg]]
-* Darth Vader.:[[Star Wars]]
+* '''Darth Vader.''' - ''[[Star Wars]]'', [[Cyborg]]
-* The Devil himself.:[[Satan]]
+* '''The Devil himself.''' - [[Satan]]
 <!-- * Dick Cheney. -->
 <!-- * Dry heaving. -->
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 <!-- * Feeding Rosie O'Donnell. -->
 <!-- * Figgy pudding. -->
+* '''Five-Dollar Footlongs™.''' - [[Innocent Innuendo]]
-* Flying sex snakes.:[[Naughty Tentacles]]
+* '''Flying sex snakes.''' - [[Naughty Tentacles]]
-* Five-Dollar Footlongs™.:[[Innocent Innuendo]]
 <!-- * Free samples. -->
+* '''Fucking a corpse back to life.''' - [[I Love the Dead]]
 <!-- * The gays. -->
 <!-- * A gentle caress of the inner thigh. -->
 <!-- * The hardworking Mexican. -->
 <!-- * Heartwarming orphans. -->
-* Inserting a mason jar into my anus.:[[Ass Shove]]
+* '''Inserting a mason jar into my anus.''' - [[Ass Shove]]
-* Invading Poland.:[[Those Wacky Nazis]]
+* '''Invading Poland.''' - [[Those Wacky Nazis]]
 <!-- * Lance Armstrong's missing testicle. -->
-* MechaHitler: ''[[Wolfenstein 3D]]'', [[Stupid Jetpack Hitler]]
+* '''MechaHitler.''' - ''[[Wolfenstein 3D]]'', [[Stupid Jetpack Hitler]]
-* Men.:[[Always Male]]
+* '''Men.''' - [[Always Male]]
-<!-- * A micropenis. -->
+* '''A micropenis.''' - [[Teeny Weenie]]
 <!-- * My humps. -->
 <!-- * My relationship status. -->
 <!-- * Not giving a shit about the Third World. -->
-* An Oedipus Complex: [[Oedipus Complex]].
+* '''An [[Oedipus Complex]].'''
 <!-- * Old people smell. -->
-* Overcompensation: [[Compensating for Something]]
+* '''Overcompensation.''' - [[Compensating for Something]]
 <!-- * An oversized lollipop. -->
-* Pedophiles.: [[Would Hurt a Child]]
+* '''Pedophiles.''' - [[Would Hurt a Child]]
-* Peeing a little bit: [[Potty Failure]]
+* '''Peeing a little bit.''' - [[Potty Failure]]
 <!-- * Penis envy. -->
 <!-- * Pictures of boobs. -->
-* Pooping back and forth. Forever:[[Memetic Mutation]], [[Toilet Humor]]
+* '''Pooping back and forth. Forever.''' - [[Memetic Mutation]], [[Toilet Humor]]
-* The Pope.: [[The Pope]]
+* '''[[The Pope]].'''
 <!-- * Prancing. -->
 <!-- * Racism. -->
 <!-- * Repression. -->
-* The rhythms of Africa.: [[Jungle Drums]]
+* '''The rhythms of Africa.''' - [[Jungle Drums]]
 <!-- * Sarah Palin. -->
-* Scientology.: [[Church of Happyology]]
+* '''Scientology.''' - [[Church of Happyology]]
-* Sexual tension: [[Unresolved Sexual Tension]]
+* '''Sexual tension.''' - [[Unresolved Sexual Tension]]
-* Sexy pillow fights: [[Pillow Fight]]
+* '''Sexy pillow fights.''' - [[Pillow Fight]]
-* Skeletor: ''[[He-Man and the Masters of the Universe]]''
+* '''Skeletor.''' - ''[[He-Man and the Masters of the Universe]]''
 <!-- * A stray pube. -->
 <!-- * The Tempur-Pedic® Swedish Sleep System™. -->
-* Testicular torsion.: [[Groin Attack]]
+* '''Testicular torsion.''' - [[Groin Attack]]
-* A tiny horse.: An inversion of [[Cool Horse]].
+* '''A tiny horse.''' - An inversion of [[Cool Horse]].
 <!-- * A windmill full of corpses. -->
 <!-- * Women in yogurt commercials. -->
 <!-- * The World of Warcraft. -->
 <!-- NEXT: Civilian casualties. -->
-* Fucking a corpse back to life:  [[I Love the Dead]]
 == Black Cards ==