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Trigger warning ahoy.
Trigger warning ahoy.


Written by Robert Tsunai, it is a [[Sailor Moon]] fanfiction that features [[Exactly What It Says on the Tin|Chibiusa on her seventh birthday.]] It starts normally enough: singing, cake, the works. But then, Chibiusa notices that there are no presents. It turns out that every one of the senshi and Tuxedo Mask will give her a special present.
Written by Robert Tsunai, '''''Chibi Usa's Seventh Birthday''''' is a ''[[Sailor Moon]]'' fanfiction that features [[Exactly What It Says on the Tin|Chibiusa on her seventh birthday.]] It starts normally enough: singing, cake, the works. But then, Chibiusa notices that there are no presents. It turns out that every one of the senshi and Tuxedo Mask will give her a special present.


[[Lemon|Sex.]]
[[Lemon|Sex.]]


Chibiusa is then tied to a bed and is given her present in rather painful and implausible ways, but she likes it anyway. Read it [http://www.tuxedojack.com/godawful/nauseating/tsunai/cu7bd.txt here] but be warned, it isn't work-safe and you may want to keep the [[Brain Bleach]] handy. A heavily edited version of it was sporked [http://airey-kun.livejournal.com/11016.html here]. A non-edited [[MST]] exists [http://www.toplessrobot.com/2011/07/fan_fiction_friday_sailor_moon_and_the_sailor_scou.php here].
Chibiusa is then tied to a bed and is given her present in rather painful and implausible ways, but she likes it anyway.

Read it [https://web.archive.org/web/20120419035340/http://www.tuxedojack.com/godawful/nauseating/tsunai/cu7bd.txt here]{{Dead link}} but be warned, it isn't work-safe and you may want to keep the [[Brain Bleach]] handy. A heavily edited version of it was sporked [http://airey-kun.livejournal.com/11016.html here]. A non-edited [[MST]] exists [https://web.archive.org/web/20141013163550/http://www.toplessrobot.com/2011/07/fan_fiction_friday_sailor_moon_and_the_sailor_scou.php here].


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** Ami. Chibiusa's vagina would most likely explode if they stuck something else in it, so what does Ami, the aspiring doctor do? Ram a banana up Chibiusa's backside.
** Ami. Chibiusa's vagina would most likely explode if they stuck something else in it, so what does Ami, the aspiring doctor do? Ram a banana up Chibiusa's backside.
*** And that's ''after'' the aforementioned impossible insertions. Bit late for that, no?
*** And that's ''after'' the aforementioned impossible insertions. Bit late for that, no?
** Chibiusa as well. Ami flat out tells her what she's going to do, and Chibiusa turns around, ''expecting to be spanked''.
** Chibiusa as well. Ami flat out tells her what she's going to do, and Chibiusa turns around, ''expecting to be spanked''.
* [[Artistic License Sex Ed]]/[[Artistic License Biology]]: A seven year old should not become a raving pain slut in that short a time. And even if she already was, there is no way she could enjoy {{spoiler|two fists and two feet ''at once''}}...or survive it, for that matter--''nobody'' should lose that much blood without dying.
* [[Artistic License Sex Ed]]/[[Artistic License: Biology]]: A seven year old should not become a raving pain slut in that short a time. And even if she already was, there is no way she could enjoy {{spoiler|two fists and two feet ''at once''}}... or survive it, for that matter--''nobody'' should lose that much blood without dying.
* [[Author Appeal]]: Robert Tsunai is a kiddy hentai, and seems to be obsessed with pain.
* [[Author Appeal]]: Robert Tsunai is a kiddy hentai, and seems to be obsessed with pain.
* [[Author Vocabulary Calendar]]: If you had a dollar for every time the words "pussy", "moaned" or "pain" showed up, you'd have a cool 58 bucks.
* [[Author Vocabulary Calendar]]: If you had a dollar for every time the words "pussy", "moaned" or "pain" showed up, you'd have a cool 58 bucks.
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** {{spoiler|Setsuna shoving the WIDE END OF THE FUCKING TIME KEY up Chibiusa.}}
** {{spoiler|Setsuna shoving the WIDE END OF THE FUCKING TIME KEY up Chibiusa.}}
** {{spoiler|Rei lodging a dowel as wide as a soda can into Chibiusa's crotch. Somewhere, a man is wincing.}}
** {{spoiler|Rei lodging a dowel as wide as a soda can into Chibiusa's crotch. Somewhere, a man is wincing.}}
* [[Big No]]: Chibiusa lets one out when she is being tortured by Rei.
* [[Big No]]: Chibiusa lets one out when she is being tortured by Rei.
* [[Buxom Is Better]]: "Chibiusa, do you like my tits?"
* [[Buxom Is Better]]: "Chibiusa, do you like my tits?"
* [[Corrupt the Cutie]]: The end result of all this.
* [[Corrupt the Cutie]]: The end result of all this.
* [[Fix Fic]]: One prolific author took it upon herself to write a family-friendly (to an extent, there ''is'' still sex in the fic but it's not till later and is Chibiusa-free) and 100% less squicky version. Instead of the Senshi gangbanging the poor kid they {{spoiler|subject her to surprise dunkings while frolicking in the swimming pool.}} [http://web.archive.org/web/20020805024003/www.moonromance.com/hen/rr7bd.txt It can be found here.]
* [[Fix Fic]]: One prolific author took it upon herself to write a family-friendly (to an extent, there ''is'' still sex in the fic but it's not till later and is Chibiusa-free) and 100% less squicky version. Instead of the Senshi gangbanging the poor kid they {{spoiler|subject her to surprise dunkings while frolicking in the swimming pool.}} [https://web.archive.org/web/20020805024003/http://www.moonromance.com/hen/rr7bd.txt It can be found here.]
* [[Gorn]]: Unsurprisingly, there is quite a bit of bleeding.
* [[Gorn]]: Unsurprisingly, there is quite a bit of bleeding.
* [[Gratuitous Japanese]]: The author's notes feature a little bit of this (though it is at least somewhat correct in its usage, surprisingly).
* [[Gratuitous Japanese]]: The author's notes feature a little bit of this (though it is at least somewhat correct in its usage, surprisingly).
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* [[Parody Retcon]]: At the very end of the fic, the author's notes claim that this is "just a satire".
* [[Parody Retcon]]: At the very end of the fic, the author's notes claim that this is "just a satire".
* [[Rouge Angles of Satin]]: Tsunai spells many words wrong, capitalizing random letters, and seems to have a malfunctioning space bar.
* [[Rouge Angles of Satin]]: Tsunai spells many words wrong, capitalizing random letters, and seems to have a malfunctioning space bar.
* [[Rule 34]]: One of the many ways Rule 34 can go wrong.
* [[Troll Fic]]
* [[Troll Fic]]


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Latest revision as of 16:17, 20 July 2023


Trigger warning ahoy.

Written by Robert Tsunai, Chibi Usa's Seventh Birthday is a Sailor Moon fanfiction that features Chibiusa on her seventh birthday. It starts normally enough: singing, cake, the works. But then, Chibiusa notices that there are no presents. It turns out that every one of the senshi and Tuxedo Mask will give her a special present.

Sex.

Chibiusa is then tied to a bed and is given her present in rather painful and implausible ways, but she likes it anyway.

Read it here [dead link] but be warned, it isn't work-safe and you may want to keep the Brain Bleach handy. A heavily edited version of it was sporked here. A non-edited MST exists here.

Tropes used in Chibi Usa's Seventh Birthday include:
  • Artistic License Logic:
    • Ami. Chibiusa's vagina would most likely explode if they stuck something else in it, so what does Ami, the aspiring doctor do? Ram a banana up Chibiusa's backside.
      • And that's after the aforementioned impossible insertions. Bit late for that, no?
    • Chibiusa as well. Ami flat out tells her what she's going to do, and Chibiusa turns around, expecting to be spanked.
  • Artistic License Sex Ed/Artistic License: Biology: A seven year old should not become a raving pain slut in that short a time. And even if she already was, there is no way she could enjoy two fists and two feet at once... or survive it, for that matter--nobody should lose that much blood without dying.
  • Author Appeal: Robert Tsunai is a kiddy hentai, and seems to be obsessed with pain.
  • Author Vocabulary Calendar: If you had a dollar for every time the words "pussy", "moaned" or "pain" showed up, you'd have a cool 58 bucks.
  • Beyond the Impossible / O-Ring Orifice: Makoto packing all four of her limbs into Chibiusa's nethers at once.
    • Setsuna shoving the WIDE END OF THE FUCKING TIME KEY up Chibiusa.
    • Rei lodging a dowel as wide as a soda can into Chibiusa's crotch. Somewhere, a man is wincing.
  • Big No: Chibiusa lets one out when she is being tortured by Rei.
  • Buxom Is Better: "Chibiusa, do you like my tits?"
  • Corrupt the Cutie: The end result of all this.
  • Fix Fic: One prolific author took it upon herself to write a family-friendly (to an extent, there is still sex in the fic but it's not till later and is Chibiusa-free) and 100% less squicky version. Instead of the Senshi gangbanging the poor kid they subject her to surprise dunkings while frolicking in the swimming pool. It can be found here.
  • Gorn: Unsurprisingly, there is quite a bit of bleeding.
  • Gratuitous Japanese: The author's notes feature a little bit of this (though it is at least somewhat correct in its usage, surprisingly).
  • Gratuitous Rape: Pretty much the point of this fic.
  • IKEA Erotica: Tsunai describes what gets stuck where rather robotically.
  • The Immodest Orgasm
  • Lemon
  • Lolicon
  • Parental Incest
  • Parody Retcon: At the very end of the fic, the author's notes claim that this is "just a satire".
  • Rouge Angles of Satin: Tsunai spells many words wrong, capitalizing random letters, and seems to have a malfunctioning space bar.
  • Rule 34: One of the many ways Rule 34 can go wrong.
  • Troll Fic


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