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* His Funny Montages, especially his later ones, contain most of these examples. |
* His Funny Montages, especially his later ones, contain most of these examples. |
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* This [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWSm792NPn4 Samurai Buyer] opening sketch: |
* This [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWSm792NPn4 Samurai Buyer] opening sketch: |
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{{quote|(After Noble sees another Noble watching a pic of [[Boku no Pico]], he notices [[Something Else Also Rises|"the package."]]) |
{{quote|(After Noble sees another Noble (now known as Sponsor Man) watching a pic of [[Boku no Pico]], he notices [[Something Else Also Rises|"the package."]]) |
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'''Noble''': ''Dude, what do you want!?'' |
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'''Sponsor Man''': Ah, ''forget everything.'' You got yourself a facking package, big guy! |
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'''Noble''': [[Get Out!|Get out]], man! Don't you see I'm busy?! |
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'''Sponsor Man''': '''''Too bad, b!tch, you gettin' it!!!'''''}} |
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* In [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwMPR4v40m4 this Ask Noble Senpai]: |
* In [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwMPR4v40m4 this Ask Noble Senpai]: |
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{{quote|'''Q''': What happens if you get Lily [the Fox Mechanic] mad? |
{{quote|'''Q''': What happens if you get Lily [the Fox Mechanic] mad? |
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"..ffFUCKIN' GENIUS!"}} |
"..ffFUCKIN' GENIUS!"}} |
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:* His [[Rage Quit]] in Ep 12 of the Rin Kagamine Waifu Game: |
:* His [[Rage Quit]] in Ep 12 of the Rin Kagamine Waifu Game: |
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{{quote|'''Noble''': ''WHAT?! HE GETS THE "ONII-CHAN" TREATMENT AND I DON'T?! I'M '''NOT''' ACCEPTING THIS! NO! I WANT THE ONII-CHAN SHIT! |
{{quote|'''Noble''': ''WHAT?! HE GETS THE "ONII-CHAN" TREATMENT AND I DON'T?! I'M '''NOT''' ACCEPTING THIS! NO! I WANT THE ONII-CHAN SHIT! |
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(whacks hand) THAT IS NOT FAIR! FUCK THIS GAME! (leaves) I'M DONE! FUCK THIS SHIT!}} |
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:* [[The Reveal]] in Ep. 19: |
:* [[The Reveal]] in Ep. 19: |
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{{quote|'''Game''': What happened to {{spoiler|all the talk about reinstallation? |
{{quote|'''Game''': What happened to {{spoiler|all the talk about reinstallation? |
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'''Noble''': Facking son of a b!tch! GOD DAMN, they're freaking all trolling me!!!}} |
'''Noble''': Facking son of a b!tch! GOD DAMN, they're freaking all trolling me!!!}} |
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{{quote|'''Game''': Then, {{spoiler|the two of us were being manipulated by Miku?}} |
{{quote|'''Game''': Then, {{spoiler|the two of us were being manipulated by Miku?}} |
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'''Noble''': {{spoiler|Was this Miku the entire mastermind of this entire plot, just to ''hook her sister up?!''}} '''Oh my God, the twist ending, guys!!!''' {{spoiler|''''' |
'''Noble''': {{spoiler|Was this Miku the entire mastermind of this entire plot, just to ''hook her sister up?!''}} '''Oh my God, the twist ending, guys!!!''' {{spoiler|'''''Miku was behind it all!!!'''''}}}} |
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* His [[Tokyo School Life]] playthrough is really funny, but here are some highlights: |
* His [[Tokyo School Life]] playthrough is really funny, but here are some highlights: |
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** (Karin Route) His reaction to Noble Maibigbutt staking Karin '''for the entire day.''' |
** (Karin Route) His reaction to Noble Maibigbutt staking Karin '''for the entire day.''' |
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** (Sakura Route) When the girls convince Sakura not to overwork herself in the hospital: |
** (Sakura Route) When the girls convince Sakura not to overwork herself in the hospital: |
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{{quote|"Yeah, what they said! ([[Joisey]] [[Neighbourhood Friendly Gangsters|gangster]] voice) ''Yeah, boss! What they said, boss!"''}} |
{{quote|"Yeah, what they said! ([[Joisey]] [[Neighbourhood Friendly Gangsters|gangster]] voice) ''Yeah, boss! What they said, boss!"''}} |
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* His playthrough of Chapter 7 of [[Princess Evangile]]. |
* His playthrough of Chapter 7 of [[Princess Evangile]]. The best part is when Konomi declares ''"a naked duel"'' to Masaya. '''Oh Lord.''' |
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* His reaction to ''Fairy Fencer F'' 's [[Shout-Out]] to [[Naruto]]. |
* His reaction to ''Fairy Fencer F'' 's [[Shout-Out]] to [[Naruto]]. |
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* In [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdCEVESxh8M Noble Goes to Japan]: |
* In [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdCEVESxh8M Noble Goes to Japan]: |
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('''Caption''': *Game Over Cam*) |
('''Caption''': *Game Over Cam*) |
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'''Real Noble''': That's how you break the ice! ''Okay, great,'' that's fantastic. [[Shout-Out|All the references]].}} |
'''Real Noble''': That's how you break the ice! ''Okay, great,'' that's fantastic. [[Shout-Out|All the references]].}} |
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* In |
* In Sakura Swim Club: |
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{{quote|(When describing a character's cosplay tail.) |
{{quote|(When describing a character's cosplay tail.) |
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([[Beat]]) |
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::* In the original, Noble does an [[Aside Glance]]. |
::* In the original, Noble does an [[Aside Glance]]. |
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* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxHXPpKi4Ak In the DEFI NITIVE Crack reaction]: |
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxHXPpKi4Ak In the DEFI NITIVE Crack reaction]: |
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** "WHERE'S MY FUCKING PHONE!!!?" (From Death Note) |
** "WHERE'S MY FUCKING PHONE!!!?" (From [[Death Note]]) |
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** [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cw8VXmbBbxM SUFFER! ...... BITCH!] (From [[Mirai Nikki]]) |
** [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cw8VXmbBbxM SUFFER! ...... BITCH!] (From [[Mirai Nikki]]) |
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* In [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sciVByKL3b0&feature=youtu.be&t=3m37s this reaction video to an Anime on Crack,] Noble starts [[Tastes Like Diabetes|"barfing"]] to [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlgRsmKjOgs the ED] of GochiUsa S2, a cutesy tune featuring [[Moe]] little girls... and then, a [[Garry's Mod]] character ''[[Refuge in Audacity|starts fapping intensely to it.]]'' |
* In [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sciVByKL3b0&feature=youtu.be&t=3m37s this reaction video to an Anime on Crack,] Noble starts [[Tastes Like Diabetes|"barfing"]] to [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlgRsmKjOgs the ED] of GochiUsa S2, a cutesy tune featuring [[Moe]] little girls... and then, a [[Garry's Mod]] character ''[[Refuge in Audacity|starts fapping intensely to it.]]'' |
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'''Noble''': '''Ohh, that was Engrish!! ''OHH MYY GOD!''''' ''(laughs)'' '''That was Engrish!!'''}} |
'''Noble''': '''Ohh, that was Engrish!! ''OHH MYY GOD!''''' ''(laughs)'' '''That was Engrish!!'''}} |
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* In Don't Die Dateless, Dummy! Ep 2, when [[Hello, Insert Name Here|Rugmunch]] is talking to a sad girl: |
* In Don't Die Dateless, Dummy! Ep 2, when [[Hello, Insert Name Here|Rugmunch]] is talking to a sad girl: |
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{{quote|'''Noble''': "I'd like to be your friend, too"! Yeah, come on, you don't need to be sorry. I'd like be your friend |
{{quote|'''Noble''': "I'd like to be your friend, too"! Yeah, come on, you don't need to be sorry. I'd like be your friend. |
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I feel like that's the more appropriate thing: Get- Get right into the friend-zone. |
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''(The caption quotes him)'' |
''(The caption quotes him)'' |
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'''Noble''': Wait a minute. ''(laughs)''}} |
'''Noble''': Wait a minute. ''(laughs)''}} |
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:* (Ep 3) When Dr. Candy kisses Takeshi on the lips '''right in front of his mom''': |
:* (Ep 3) When Dr. Candy kisses Takeshi on the lips '''right in front of his mom''': |
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{{quote|'''Noble''': '''''So what the fuck?! What is she smo- What the shit?!'''''}} |
{{quote|'''Noble''': '''''So what the fuck?! What is she smo- What the shit?!'''''}} |
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** (Ep 5) While Takeshi and Asahi are having a moment in the forest: |
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{{quote|'''Takeshi''': ''(thinking)'' I could feel her tender skin upon my shoulder, I could feel her breath, see the concern and sorrow she wore in her eyes, and smell the scenet of a woman wafting off of her. |
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'''Noble''': ''(laughs) Oh man, she's crying and depressed, but (sniffs)'' hmm, '''smells gooood!''' ''(laughs)''}} |
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** Later: |
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{{quote|'''(Takeshi)''': I reminded myself that as a soldier or warrior or whatever she was exactly- |
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'''Noble''': Nudist. Stripper. ''(laughs)'' Who knows?}} |
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** Noble gets distracted: |
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{{quote|'''(Takeshi)''': Asahi considered [Takeshi's suggestion of moving] before giving me a quick nod, allowing her hand to fall from my shoulder. |
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'''Noble''': Ohh..! ..My cursor was on her tits. ''(click)'' You know why. ''(laughs)'' ''So,'' ah- |
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'''Asahi''': Right. We can't afford to remain stationary for long. |
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'''(Takeshi)''': Unable to argue with this, I slowly forced myself up to my fee- |
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'''Noble''': '''[[Delayed Reaction|I mean, can you blame me?!]] It just gravitates to the center of the screen! ''It pulls you in!''' (laughs)''}} |
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* In If You Met Your Anime Waifu: |
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{{quote|'''Maibigbutt''': I spent over 6 thousand dollars on figurines but it was all worth it.. |
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'''Noble''': ''Six thousand dollars of figurines, man?! What are you doing? |
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'''Maibigbutt''': [[Conveniently an Orphan|My parents, who are dead]] [[Lampshaded Trope|because I'm a protagonist]], [[Black Comedy|didn't care-]] |
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''(Noble completely "loses his sh!t")'' |
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'''Noble''': ''Ahh, you got me with that one!'' Ahhh, you got me good with that one.}} |
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** When Maibigbutt gets [[To LOVE-Ru|Momo]] at his bedroom: |
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{{quote|'''Maibigbutt''': I love To-Love RU! I've seen your tits so many times! |
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''(Noble laughs hard)'' |
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'''Noble''': '''That is ''not''''' ''how you talk to your new waifu!'' ''(facepalm) Ohhh no.'' [[No Except Yes|But yeah, you really do]].}} |
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** Noble's WTF reaction to [[Sword Art Online|Asuna]]'s "[[Esoteric Happy Ending|Good]] [[Cold-Blooded Torture|end]]", clearly meant as a [[Hate Fic]]. |
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* In [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMeaZ9aWcfE HOW TO GET AWESOME ANIME COSPLAY (Samurai Buyer)], Noble trying some Super Cola candy... and making weird faces because it's super sour. |
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Revision as of 18:31, 5 June 2016
- His Funny Montages, especially his later ones, contain most of these examples.
- This Samurai Buyer opening sketch:
(After Noble sees another Noble (now known as Sponsor Man) watching a pic of Boku no Pico, he notices "the package.") |
Q: What happens if you get Lily [the Fox Mechanic] mad? |
- In the Hatsune Miku Waifu Game:
"I wonder who came up with that at the factory?" |
- His Rage Quit in Ep 12 of the Rin Kagamine Waifu Game:
Noble: WHAT?! HE GETS THE "ONII-CHAN" TREATMENT AND I DON'T?! I'M NOT ACCEPTING THIS! NO! I WANT THE ONII-CHAN SHIT! |
- The Reveal in Ep. 19:
Game: What happened to all the talk about reinstallation? |
Game: Then, the two of us were being manipulated by Miku? |
- His Tokyo School Life playthrough is really funny, but here are some highlights:
- (Karin Route) His reaction to Noble Maibigbutt staking Karin for the entire day.
- (Sakura Route) When the girls convince Sakura not to overwork herself in the hospital:
- His playthrough of Chapter 7 of Princess Evangile. The best part is when Konomi declares "a naked duel" to Masaya. Oh Lord.
- His reaction to Fairy Fencer F 's Shout-Out to Naruto.
- In Noble Goes to Japan:
Nasuka: So, Noble, what brings you to Japan? |
- When Nasuka leaves Noble and her sisters to make ramen:
Game Noble: Sooooo... |
- In Sakura Swim Club:
(When describing a character's cosplay tail.) |
- In Ep 7, Noble laughing his ass off and wondering what the hell just happened, as Hiromi gets tangled up in controller cords, her clothes inexplicably (until it's explained) falling off her body.
- In HuniePop:
- (Part 5) When Noble answers "yes" to Audrey's stealing question.
Audrey: I'm not trying to hang out with a pussy. |
- In this animation, derived from his playthrough:
Audrey: Oh my God! Fine! |
- In the original, Noble does an Aside Glance.
- In the DEFI NITIVE Crack reaction:
- "WHERE'S MY FUCKING PHONE!!!?" (From Death Note)
- SUFFER! ...... BITCH! (From Mirai Nikki)
- In this reaction video to an Anime on Crack, Noble starts "barfing" to the ED of GochiUsa S2, a cutesy tune featuring Moe little girls... and then, a Garry's Mod character starts fapping intensely to it.
Noble (surprised): NO! DON'T FAP TO IT! NO! DON'T FAP TO IT! (laughs) |
- In the first part of his Sakura Santa playthrough, Noble takes role of the priest, who tells a brutal invocation of the Featureless Protagonist.
- In part 9, this gem: "History has great tits."
- In the Itsumi Route, Noble, when seeing paintings from other Sakura games, makes a Leaning on the Fourth Wall comment: "Almost like I've seen them before..." Koji then makes the same remark, and Noble bursts out laughing.
- (Part 14) During Santa's Heroic BSOD:
Santa: Don't look at me, Koji... |
- (Part 15) While Koji and Santa talk about not seeing the real Santa Claus in the workshop:
Koji: What about you, though? Why am I allowed to see you? |
- Noble then interprets Santa's flustered face as her shouting like a Tsundere:
- Santa: Dad told me!
- "Kawaii...? Am I Kawaii desu ne??!"
- When Santa is describing her (very unique) reasons for liking Christmas.
Koji: I can understand that feeling. |
- From his reaction to this Anime Crack:
- The girl getting owned by her own grenade in CS:GO.
- The punchline of the ERASED Cliff Hanger joke with Cartman.
- The tone-deaf "Awimbawe" acapella from GATE.
- The joke with Noble and the Boku no Pico pic.
- His Time Tenshi playthrough is pretty entertaining:
- In Ep. 13, Noble guessing the "sex dungeon" joke right and having his biggest "lost sh!t" moment yet.
- In the Finale:
Noble: And now, we're ready to go back [in time] and murder our parents. (smiles, thumbs up) Yeaahhh! |
- In Nekopara Vol. 2:
- When Chocola tries to lie her way out with Shigure (she ate takoyaki along with Vanilla and Kashou), Noble doesn't buy it one bit.
- (Ep 11) When Shigure wishes Kashou good night and leaves on a taxi:
Noble: Aww. Alright, you have a good night too, girl. Hn. Hn. Get the fuck out. (laughs) |
- When Coconut says to Kashou that she learned how to do online order receipts:
Coconut: Chocola taught me how to do it! Purr purr purr~ ♪ |
- Coconut, having interrupted Kashou and Chocola's foreplay, is made by him to stay for unclear reasons. She is struggling with her emotions, between attraction to Kashou and embarrasment at herself. As this dramatic scene full of tension unfolds, we see her fidgeting fingers and her glaring eyes that start to tear up. This is extremely awkward, and Kashou, conflicted with his own attraction, is aware of hers too. Coconut sighs in anguish. Then:
Kashou: (thinking) ...She's so damn sexy. |
- (Ep 12) Noble laughing at the "Do you want to do... pervy stuff with me?" line.
- (Ep 15, 17:30) Noble playing up Kashou's Tsundere-like dialogue.
"Is he being tsundere?! Oh, Kashou, I love it!" |
- (Finale) Noble completely "loses his sh!t" when Shigure gets hyped up about the news of Azuki joining Kashou's harem:
Shigure: (In a horribly awkward Engrish) Hey, brother! Lessay Nekoparase! WOOOO~OOOO YEAH WOOOO~ YEAHH! |
- In Don't Die Dateless, Dummy! Ep 2, when Rugmunch is talking to a sad girl:
Noble: "I'd like to be your friend, too"! Yeah, come on, you don't need to be sorry. I'd like be your friend. |
- In Burokku Girls Ep 2, when Takeshi's parents leave the lab:
Dr. Candy (who wants the D so bad): Don't worry, Professor! I'm sure I can keep Takeshi suitably distracted. |
- When Dr Candy presents her enormous "assets" to Takeshi:
Takeshi: (narrating) I was about to protest this, but even as I sputtered and stuttered- |
- (Ep 3) When Dr. Candy kisses Takeshi on the lips right in front of his mom:
Noble: So what the fuck?! What is she smo- What the shit?! |
- (Ep 5) While Takeshi and Asahi are having a moment in the forest:
Takeshi: (thinking) I could feel her tender skin upon my shoulder, I could feel her breath, see the concern and sorrow she wore in her eyes, and smell the scenet of a woman wafting off of her. |
- Later:
(Takeshi): I reminded myself that as a soldier or warrior or whatever she was exactly- |
- Noble gets distracted:
(Takeshi): Asahi considered [Takeshi's suggestion of moving] before giving me a quick nod, allowing her hand to fall from my shoulder. |
- In If You Met Your Anime Waifu:
Maibigbutt: I spent over 6 thousand dollars on figurines but it was all worth it.. |
- When Maibigbutt gets Momo at his bedroom:
Maibigbutt: I love To-Love RU! I've seen your tits so many times! |
- In HOW TO GET AWESOME ANIME COSPLAY (Samurai Buyer), Noble trying some Super Cola candy... and making weird faces because it's super sour.