Mystery Science Theater 3000/Recap/S03/E19 War of the Colossal Beast

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


"Knew your father, I did!"


Film watched: War of the Colossal Beast with short Mr. B Natural


What makes Mr. B Natural notorious as the Worst MST3K Short Ever is that Mister B Natural, "the spirit of music", is played by a woman. An extremely perky woman. With a voice that could break glass. In a costume that makes absolutely no attempt to obscure her sex. All this makes the short... disturbing. Unless of course you like that sort of thing.


The Mystery Science Theater 3000 presentation of Mr. B Natural contains examples of:

Mr. B: "When you reached down to grab that music, to make yourself feel better, you awakened the spirit of music inside you! That's me!"
Servo (as Buzz): "So I'm attracted to guys now?"

  • Gender Bender: What Joel and the Bots imply Mr. B Natural is.
    • In the official episode guide, Kevin Murphy (Tom Servo) describes this as "Mary Martin syndrome," rants that "a man should not have great legs and boobs," and that this is the kind of thing that "sends well-adjusted young gay men run screaming for the closet."
  • Getting Crap Past the Radar:

Buzz: I'd better go up to my room and do the reading.
Mom: All right, son. (pause) Uh, Buzz?
Crow: Now, this time don't make so much noise when you "read".

    • Done again later on:

Mr. B Natural: You gotta inspect your horn, boy!
Crow: And wash it every day!

All: Come on and buy some crap from us!/You know that you want to!/And the white race will salute you/As you prance and gad about!

    • And again, during the dance:

All: White, we're white/We're really, really white/We're really, really, really, really whiiiiite...