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Film watched: War of the Colossal Beast with short Mr. B Natural

What makes Mr. B Natural notorious as the Worst MST3K Short Ever is that Mister B Natural, "the spirit of music", is played by a woman. An extremely perky woman. With a voice that could break glass. In a costume that makes absolutely no attempt to obscure her sex. All this makes the short... disturbing. Unless of course you like that sort of thing.

The Mystery Science Theater 3000 presentation of Mr. B Natural contains examples of:

Call Back: It features a few callbacks to Pod People. "It stinks!"
Does This Remind You of Anything?:

Mr. B: "When you reached down to grab that music, to make yourself feel better, you awakened the spirit of music inside you! That's me!"
Servo (as Buzz): "So I'm attracted to guys now?"

Gender Bender: What Joel and the Bots imply Mr. B Natural is.
- In the official episode guide, Kevin Murphy (Tom Servo) describes this as "Mary Martin syndrome," rants that "a man should not have great legs and boobs," and that this is the kind of thing that "sends well-adjusted young gay men run screaming for the closet."
Getting Crap Past the Radar:

Buzz: I'd better go up to my room and do the reading.
Mom: All right, son. (pause) Uh, Buzz?
Crow: Now, this time don't make so much noise when you "read".

- Done again later on:

Mr. B Natural: You gotta inspect your horn, boy!
Crow: And wash it every day!

Satan: If you go with the Alternate Character Interpretation (see Fridge Horror above), Mr. B, who wanders around showing off ~~her~~ his magic tricks to impressionable teenagers and tries to get them to embrace "music".
Shout-Out:

Servo: Connnnnnnnnn!!

Crow: Conn LTD and the New Power Generation!

Sweet on Polly Oliver: "Mr. B, you're hot!"
Well, Excuse Me, Princess!: As per Servo: "Well, excuse me, sexless man-woman!"
With Lyrics

All: Come on and buy some crap from us!/You know that you want to!/And the white race will salute you/As you prance and gad about!

- And again, during the dance:

All: White, we're white/We're really, really white/We're really, really, really, really whiiiiite...

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-==== The [[MST3K]] presentation of Mr. B Natural contains examples of: ====
+==== The [[Mystery Science Theater 3000]] presentation of Mr. B Natural contains examples of: ====
 * [[Call Back]]: It features a few callbacks to ''[[Pod People]]''. "It stinks!"
 * [[Does This Remind You of Anything?]]:
-{{quote| '''Mr. B:''' "When you reached down to grab that music, to make yourself feel better, you awakened the spirit of music inside ''you!'' That's me!"<br />
+{{quote|'''Mr. B:''' "When you reached down to grab that music, to make yourself feel better, you awakened the spirit of music inside ''you!'' That's me!"
 '''Servo (as Buzz):''' "So I'm attracted to guys now?" }}
 * [[Gender Bender]]: What [[Mystery Science Theater 3000|Joel and the Bots]] imply Mr. B Natural is.
 ** In the official episode guide, Kevin Murphy (Tom Servo) describes this as "[[Peter Pan|Mary Martin]] syndrome," rants that "a man should not have great legs and boobs," and that this is the kind of thing that "sends well-adjusted young gay men run screaming for the closet."
 * [[Getting Crap Past the Radar]]:
-{{quote| '''Buzz:''' I'd better go up to my room and do the reading.<br />
+{{quote|'''Buzz:''' I'd better go up to my room and do the reading.
-'''Mom:''' All right, son. (pause) Uh, Buzz?<br />
+'''Mom:''' All right, son. (pause) Uh, Buzz?
-'''Crow:''' Now, this time don't make so much noise when you [[A Date With Rosie Palms|"read"]]. }}
+'''Crow:''' Now, this time don't make so much noise when you [[A Date with Rosie Palms|"read"]]. }}
 ** Done again later on:
-{{quote| '''Mr. B Natural:''' You gotta inspect your horn, boy!<br />
+{{quote|'''Mr. B Natural:''' You gotta inspect your horn, boy!
 '''Crow:''' And wash it every day! }}
 * [[Satan]]: If you go with the [[Alternate Character Interpretation]] (see [[Fridge Horror]] above), Mr. B, who wanders around showing off <s>her</s> his magic tricks to impressionable teenagers and tries to get them to embrace "music".
-* [[Shout Out]]:
+* [[Shout-Out]]:
-{{quote| '''Servo:''' [[Star Trek II the Wrath of Khan (Film)|Connnnnnnnnn!!]]<br />
+{{quote|'''Servo:''' [[Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan|Connnnnnnnnn!!]]<br />
-'''Crow:''' Conn LTD [[Prince (Music)|and the New Power Generation!]] }}
+'''Crow:''' Conn LTD [[Prince|and the New Power Generation!]] }}
-* [[Sweet On Polly Oliver]]: "Mr. B, you're ''hot!''"
+* [[Sweet on Polly Oliver]]: "Mr. B, you're ''hot!''"
 * [[Well, Excuse Me, Princess!]]: As per Servo: "Well, excuse ''me'', sexless man-woman!"
 * [[With Lyrics]]
-{{quote| '''All:''' Come on and buy some crap from us!/You know that you want to!/And the white race will salute you/As you prance and gad about!}}
+{{quote|'''All:''' Come on and buy some crap from us!/You know that you want to!/And the white race will salute you/As you prance and gad about!}}
 ** And again, during the dance:
-{{quote| '''All:''' White, we're white/We're really, really white/We're really, really, really, really whiiiiite...}}
+{{quote|'''All:''' White, we're white/We're really, really white/We're really, really, really, really whiiiiite...}}
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-[[Category:Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV)/Recap]]
-[[Category:Mystery Science Theater 3000 S 03 E 19 War Of The Colossal Beast]]
 [[Category:Recap]]
 [[Category:Mystery Science Theater 3000]]
+[[Category:Mystery Science Theater 3000/Recap]]