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{{quote|''[[GASP|*Gaaaasp*]]''<br /> |
{{quote|''[[GASP|*Gaaaasp*]]''<br /> |
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''[[Holy Shit Quotient|Holy shit! What is this?!]] [[Forged |
''[[Holy Shit Quotient|Holy shit! What is this?!]] [[Forged by the Gods|Forged in God's very flames,]]''<br /> |
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''[[Your Eyes Can Deceive You|Do mine eyes tell me lies,]] [[Elder Scrolls|a new Elder Scrolls game?!]]''<br /> |
''[[Your Eyes Can Deceive You|Do mine eyes tell me lies,]] [[Elder Scrolls|a new Elder Scrolls game?!]]''<br /> |
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''[[Jumped At the Call|Time is nigh, I must fly, venture forth on my quest!]]''<br /> |
''[[Jumped At the Call|Time is nigh, I must fly, venture forth on my quest!]]''<br /> |
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''[[Uncanny Family Resemblance|Goodbye Ma, goodbye Pa,]] [[All Men Are Perverts|and goodbye]] [[My Eyes Are Up Here|Girlfriend's breasts.]]''<br /> |
''[[Uncanny Family Resemblance|Goodbye Ma, goodbye Pa,]] [[All Men Are Perverts|and goodbye]] [[My Eyes Are Up Here|Girlfriend's breasts.]]''<br /> |
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''[[World of Warcraft|I'll be off, Azeroth,]] [[The Legend of Zelda |
''[[World of Warcraft|I'll be off, Azeroth,]] [[The Legend of Zelda|catch you later, Hyrule,]]''<br /> |
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'' [[Fable (video game series)|I'll be gone, Albion, I'm no longer your fool!]]''<br /> |
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''[[Dragon Age|Oth]][[Red Dead Redemption|er]] [[Fallout 3|crap]] [[Complaining About Shows You Don't Like|filled the gap while I waited to begin...]]''<br /> |
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''[[Stab the Sky|The adventure of my life in the land of Skyrim!!]]''|'''Harry Partridge''', ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9eGtyqz4gY Skyrim]''}} |
''[[Stab the Sky|The adventure of my life in the land of Skyrim!!]]''|'''Harry Partridge''', ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9eGtyqz4gY Skyrim]''}} |
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Is sweeter than a Sodastream.]]<br /> |
Is sweeter than a Sodastream.]]<br /> |
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You won't believe your eyes<br /> |
You won't believe your eyes<br /> |
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[[What Do You Mean It Wasn't Made on Drugs?|I'm like an overload of dopamine.]]<br /> |
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[[[[Dual-Wielding]] A broadsword in one hand<br /> |
[[[[Dual-Wielding]] A broadsword in one hand<br /> |
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And a magic spell in the other.]]<br /> |
And a magic spell in the other.]]<br /> |
Revision as of 12:42, 9 April 2014
"You know what is wrong with Skyrim these days? Everyone is obsessed with death."
—Jon Battle-born
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"I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee."
—Every single guard, everywhere.
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"Guhh..."
—Every single guard, everywhere, shortly after the above line is heard for the ten thousandth time.
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Let me guess: Someone stole your sweetroll."
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"See those warriors from Hammerfell? They've got curved swords. Curved. Swords."
—Ditto.
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"I got to thinking. Maybe I'm the Dragonborn, I just don't know it yet."
—Guards, again.
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"Skyrim's harshness has a way of carving a man down to his true self."
—General Tullius
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"I fight for the men I've held in my arms, dying on foreign soil. I fight for their wives and children, whose names I heard whispered in their last breaths. I fight for we few who did come home, only to find a country full of strangers wearing familiar faces! I fight for my people, impoverished to pay the debts of an Empire to weak to rule them, yet brands them criminals for wanting to rule themselves! I fight so that all the fighting I've already done hasn't been for nothing! I fight... because I must"
—Ulfric Stormcloak
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"Your words give voice to that which we all feel Ulfric. That is why you'll be High King. But the day when words are enough will be the day soldiers like us are no longer needed." —Galmar Stone-Fist and Ulfric, continuing from the above
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"Sweet mother, sweet mother, send your child unto me, —Chant of the Black Sacrament
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"You do not even know our tongue, do you? Such arrogance. To take for yourself the name of dovah."
—Alduin the World Eater
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"FUS RO DAH!"
—Many a Dragonborn
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"We drink to our youth, to days come and gone —Age of Aggression
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"We drink to our youth, to days come and gone —Age of Oppression
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"What happened to you gamers? —Harry Partridge, "The Song Of Skyrim"
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