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[[File:Bullet_Points_Earth-70105_1256.jpg|frame|Pictured: [[Captain America|Steve Rogers]] as [[Iron Man]], [[Spider Man|Peter Parker]] as [[The Incredible Hulk|Hulk]], [[Fantastic Four|Reed Richards]] as [[Nick Fury|the head of S.H.I.E.L.D.]] and [[The Incredible Hulk|Bruce Banner]] as [[Spider Man]].]]
[[File:Bullet_Points_Earth-70105_1256.jpg|frame|Pictured: [[Captain America|Steve Rogers]] as [[Iron Man]], [[Spider-Man|Peter Parker]] as [[The Incredible Hulk|Hulk]], [[Fantastic Four|Reed Richards]] as [[Nick Fury|the head of S.H.I.E.L.D.]] and [[The Incredible Hulk|Bruce Banner]] as [[Spider-Man]].]]


{{quote| ''[[What If|This is a bullet,]] [[For Want of a Nail|and this is what it does.]]''}}
{{quote| ''[[What If|This is a bullet,]] [[For Want of a Nail|and this is what it does.]]''}}
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[[Alternate History|The answer is,]] ''[[For Want of a Nail|"there are changes by the bucketload"]]''.
[[Alternate History|The answer is,]] ''[[For Want of a Nail|"there are changes by the bucketload"]]''.


Simply put, instead of [[Captain America|shooting Professor Abraham Erskine]] on the 9th of December in 1940, [[World War II|that Nazi spy]] shot him one day earlier.<br />Cut to an airport, 8th of December: just when Erskine is about to take a plane in order to test the [[Super Soldier]] serum, the spy shoots him, killing not only the prof., but ''also'' another soldier in the process: [[Spider Man (Comic Book)|Benjamin Parker]].
Simply put, instead of [[Captain America|shooting Professor Abraham Erskine]] on the 9th of December in 1940, [[World War II|that Nazi spy]] shot him one day earlier.<br />Cut to an airport, 8th of December: just when Erskine is about to take a plane in order to test the [[Super Soldier]] serum, the spy shoots him, killing not only the prof., but ''also'' another soldier in the process: [[Spider-Man (Comic Book)|Benjamin Parker]].


Since Erskine had the formula in his head instead of writing it down - [[Irony|in order to prevent any spies from taking advantage of it]] - Captain America never came to be.<br />A discouraged Steve Rogers kept waiting and waiting until he was the sole man remaining in the hall. So, the army noticed such patriotism and thought it was worth something, despite Rogers' weak body. Then they unveiled plan B - a robotic and then-rudimentary armor - that could only be worn by someone as thin as Steve Rogers. That was given the in-universe [[Fan Nickname]] of "[[Iron Man]]".<br />There was a downside to that - to prevent the armor from getting handled by the wrong hands, whoever was given the suit would also have to be linked to an electric device who worked as a sort-of-key for the armor. The device had to be installed within the user's ''[[That's Gotta Hurt|heart]]''. And the future Iron Man needed to be awake during the operation. Despite all of the crap to deal with, [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|the patriotic Steve Rogers accepted anyway.]]
Since Erskine had the formula in his head instead of writing it down - [[Irony|in order to prevent any spies from taking advantage of it]] - Captain America never came to be.<br />A discouraged Steve Rogers kept waiting and waiting until he was the sole man remaining in the hall. So, the army noticed such patriotism and thought it was worth something, despite Rogers' weak body. Then they unveiled plan B - a robotic and then-rudimentary armor - that could only be worn by someone as thin as Steve Rogers. That was given the in-universe [[Fan Nickname]] of "[[Iron Man]]".<br />There was a downside to that - to prevent the armor from getting handled by the wrong hands, whoever was given the suit would also have to be linked to an electric device who worked as a sort-of-key for the armor. The device had to be installed within the user's ''[[That's Gotta Hurt|heart]]''. And the future Iron Man needed to be awake during the operation. Despite all of the crap to deal with, [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|the patriotic Steve Rogers accepted anyway.]]
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However, the bullet also made other changes, as you can tell with the cover gallery (sans the 5th cover, not included for both aesthetic and spoileriffic reasons) used as the page image.
However, the bullet also made other changes, as you can tell with the cover gallery (sans the 5th cover, not included for both aesthetic and spoileriffic reasons) used as the page image.


Without a paternal figure such as Uncle Ben, Peter Parker became somewhat of an [[Expy]] of [[James Dean]]'s character in [[Rebel Without a Cause]], and was wandering a wasteland alongside other fellow [[Jerk Jock|bullies]]. Pity his 4x4 ran out of fuel, of all places, where [[The Incredible Hulk (Comic Book)|a Gamma Bomb was also going to be tested]].
Without a paternal figure such as Uncle Ben, Peter Parker became somewhat of an [[Expy]] of [[James Dean]]'s character in [[Rebel Without a Cause]], and was wandering a wasteland alongside other fellow [[Jerk Jock|bullies]]. Pity his 4x4 ran out of fuel, of all places, where [[Incredible Hulk (Comic Book)|a Gamma Bomb was also going to be tested]].


Back to Steve Rogers. The American hero Iron Man needed a technician to work on his suit: said technician wasn't anybody else than, you guessed it, [[Fantastic Four|Reed Richards]] - and as a result, he had to postpone his space travel. After gaining fame as the man who worked on such an amazing product of technology as Iron Man's suit, when Steve Rogers finally told Reed to focus on his own career, he finally accepted to travel alongside Johnny Storm, his sister Susan and Benjamin Grimm - but his fame made him an easy target. [[Someone Set Up Us the Bomb|A man sabotaged the shuttle by setting a bomb on it]] and as a result, the shuttle fell down - with Richards as the sole survivor, and even then, at the cost of a missing eye. After donning an [[Eyepatch of Power]] and a lot of angst over the loss of his friends, Reed [[Took a Level In Badass]] when given the opportunity of disappearing from the face of the planet - [[Nick Fury|by working for S.H.I.E.L.D.]]
Back to Steve Rogers. The American hero Iron Man needed a technician to work on his suit: said technician wasn't anybody else than, you guessed it, [[Fantastic Four|Reed Richards]] - and as a result, he had to postpone his space travel. After gaining fame as the man who worked on such an amazing product of technology as Iron Man's suit, when Steve Rogers finally told Reed to focus on his own career, he finally accepted to travel alongside Johnny Storm, his sister Susan and Benjamin Grimm - but his fame made him an easy target. [[Someone Set Up Us the Bomb|A man sabotaged the shuttle by setting a bomb on it]] and as a result, the shuttle fell down - with Richards as the sole survivor, and even then, at the cost of a missing eye. After donning an [[Eyepatch of Power]] and a lot of angst over the loss of his friends, Reed [[Took a Level In Badass]] when given the opportunity of disappearing from the face of the planet - [[Nick Fury|by working for S.H.I.E.L.D.]]


When the aforementioned Gamma Bomb went kaboom, every life form (excluding Parker, [[Hulking Out|because... uh... yeah]]) that survived the explosion was studied by Professor Bruce Banner. Including a spider, that, take a wild guess, [[Spider Man|ended up biting him.]]
When the aforementioned Gamma Bomb went kaboom, every life form (excluding Parker, [[Hulking Out|because... uh... yeah]]) that survived the explosion was studied by Professor Bruce Banner. Including a spider, that, take a wild guess, [[Spider-Man|ended up biting him.]]


We won't spoil any more of this miniseries - you only need to know that [[J. Michael Straczynski (Creator)|J Michael Straczynski]], famous for [[JMS Spider Man|his run on Spidey]], [[And the Fandom Rejoiced|wrote it]] with a rather brilliant premise: "A bullet can spread lives as if they were balls on a pool."
We won't spoil any more of this miniseries - you only need to know that [[J. Michael Straczynski]], famous for [[JMS Spider-Man|his run on Spidey]], [[And the Fandom Rejoiced|wrote it]] with a rather brilliant premise: "A bullet can spread lives as if they were balls on a pool."


See "[[The Nail]]" for this series' [[DC Universe]] counterpart and "[[Powerless]]" for a series that similarly turns the [[Marvel Universe]] on its head and as such, for example, in Italy got reprinted together with Bullet Points [[And the Fandom Rejoiced|in a single book.]]
See "[[The Nail]]" for this series' [[DC Universe]] counterpart and "[[Powerless]]" for a series that similarly turns the [[Marvel Universe]] on its head and as such, for example, in Italy got reprinted together with Bullet Points [[And the Fandom Rejoiced|in a single book.]]
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* [[Alternate Universe Reed Richards Is Awesome]]: Even more so than ever - the [[Trope Namer]] himself, Reed Richards, posing as [[Nick Fury]]. ''[[Crowning Moment of Awesome|Reed Richards becomes the head of S.H.I.E.L.D.]]''!
* [[Alternate Universe Reed Richards Is Awesome]]: Even more so than ever - the [[Trope Namer]] himself, Reed Richards, posing as [[Nick Fury]]. ''[[Crowning Moment of Awesome|Reed Richards becomes the head of S.H.I.E.L.D.]]''!
** Note also that while he's taking Nick Fury's place in this universe, he's still Reed Richards -- as a consequence, S.H.I.E.L.D operates less through 'clandestine super-spy antics' and more through 'building super-cool super science wonders'. And it is ''awesome''.
** Note also that while he's taking Nick Fury's place in this universe, he's still Reed Richards -- as a consequence, S.H.I.E.L.D operates less through 'clandestine super-spy antics' and more through 'building super-cool super science wonders'. And it is ''awesome''.
* [[Arc Words]]: many. Every issue has its Arc Words, courtesy of [[J. Michael Straczynski (Creator)|the narrator himself]] - such as the opening quote for this page, "This is a bullet, and this is what it does", that also opens the first issue.
* [[Arc Words]]: many. Every issue has its Arc Words, courtesy of [[J. Michael Straczynski|the narrator himself]] - such as the opening quote for this page, "This is a bullet, and this is what it does", that also opens the first issue.
* [[The Atoner]]: Bruce Banner -- in this reality spared the gamma bomb explosion that would turn him into the Hulk -- devotes his life to finding a cure for Peter Parker's condition because he holds himself personally responsible for what happened and is riddled with guilt as a result. {{spoiler|This ends up turning him into Spider-Man instead.}}
* [[The Atoner]]: Bruce Banner -- in this reality spared the gamma bomb explosion that would turn him into the Hulk -- devotes his life to finding a cure for Peter Parker's condition because he holds himself personally responsible for what happened and is riddled with guilt as a result. {{spoiler|This ends up turning him into Spider-Man instead.}}
* {{spoiler|[[Avengers Assemble]]}}: this happens when {{spoiler|every superhero is asked to help in the struggle against Galactus}}.
* {{spoiler|[[Avengers Assemble]]}}: this happens when {{spoiler|every superhero is asked to help in the struggle against Galactus}}.
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* [[Crosshair Aware]]: the cover of the first issue, as you can see above. Also, the very first panels of the same issue.
* [[Crosshair Aware]]: the cover of the first issue, as you can see above. Also, the very first panels of the same issue.
* [[Determinator]]: Hulk versus {{spoiler|Galactus}}. [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|Seriously.]]
* [[Determinator]]: Hulk versus {{spoiler|Galactus}}. [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|Seriously.]]
* [[Dropped a Bridge On Him]]: {{spoiler|Baron Mordo}}'s death is only quickly mentioned.
* [[Dropped a Bridge on Him]]: {{spoiler|Baron Mordo}}'s death is only quickly mentioned.
* [[Elseworld]]: did you think that a Marvel Universe with [[Alternate Universe Reed Richards Is Awesome|Reed Richards posing as Nick Fury]] was the same one where [[Reed Richards Is Useless]]? ''Seriously?''
* [[Elseworld]]: did you think that a Marvel Universe with [[Alternate Universe Reed Richards Is Awesome|Reed Richards posing as Nick Fury]] was the same one where [[Reed Richards Is Useless]]? ''Seriously?''
* [[Eyepatch of Power]]: [[Alternate Universe Reed Richards Is Awesome|Reed Richards]], [[Nick Fury|naturally]].
* [[Eyepatch of Power]]: [[Alternate Universe Reed Richards Is Awesome|Reed Richards]], [[Nick Fury|naturally]].

Revision as of 13:05, 9 April 2014

Pictured: Steve Rogers as Iron Man, Peter Parker as Hulk, Reed Richards as the head of S.H.I.E.L.D. and Bruce Banner as Spider-Man.

Bullet Points is what can be considered the ultimate What If story in the greater Marvel multiverse - specifically, "What could possibly go wrong by pulling a bullet 24 hours back in time?".

The answer is, "there are changes by the bucketload".

Simply put, instead of shooting Professor Abraham Erskine on the 9th of December in 1940, that Nazi spy shot him one day earlier.
Cut to an airport, 8th of December: just when Erskine is about to take a plane in order to test the Super Soldier serum, the spy shoots him, killing not only the prof., but also another soldier in the process: Benjamin Parker.

Since Erskine had the formula in his head instead of writing it down - in order to prevent any spies from taking advantage of it - Captain America never came to be.
A discouraged Steve Rogers kept waiting and waiting until he was the sole man remaining in the hall. So, the army noticed such patriotism and thought it was worth something, despite Rogers' weak body. Then they unveiled plan B - a robotic and then-rudimentary armor - that could only be worn by someone as thin as Steve Rogers. That was given the in-universe Fan Nickname of "Iron Man".
There was a downside to that - to prevent the armor from getting handled by the wrong hands, whoever was given the suit would also have to be linked to an electric device who worked as a sort-of-key for the armor. The device had to be installed within the user's heart. And the future Iron Man needed to be awake during the operation. Despite all of the crap to deal with, the patriotic Steve Rogers accepted anyway.

However, the bullet also made other changes, as you can tell with the cover gallery (sans the 5th cover, not included for both aesthetic and spoileriffic reasons) used as the page image.

Without a paternal figure such as Uncle Ben, Peter Parker became somewhat of an Expy of James Dean's character in Rebel Without a Cause, and was wandering a wasteland alongside other fellow bullies. Pity his 4x4 ran out of fuel, of all places, where a Gamma Bomb was also going to be tested.

Back to Steve Rogers. The American hero Iron Man needed a technician to work on his suit: said technician wasn't anybody else than, you guessed it, Reed Richards - and as a result, he had to postpone his space travel. After gaining fame as the man who worked on such an amazing product of technology as Iron Man's suit, when Steve Rogers finally told Reed to focus on his own career, he finally accepted to travel alongside Johnny Storm, his sister Susan and Benjamin Grimm - but his fame made him an easy target. A man sabotaged the shuttle by setting a bomb on it and as a result, the shuttle fell down - with Richards as the sole survivor, and even then, at the cost of a missing eye. After donning an Eyepatch of Power and a lot of angst over the loss of his friends, Reed Took a Level In Badass when given the opportunity of disappearing from the face of the planet - by working for S.H.I.E.L.D.

When the aforementioned Gamma Bomb went kaboom, every life form (excluding Parker, because... uh... yeah) that survived the explosion was studied by Professor Bruce Banner. Including a spider, that, take a wild guess, ended up biting him.

We won't spoil any more of this miniseries - you only need to know that J. Michael Straczynski, famous for his run on Spidey, wrote it with a rather brilliant premise: "A bullet can spread lives as if they were balls on a pool."

See "The Nail" for this series' DC Universe counterpart and "Powerless" for a series that similarly turns the Marvel Universe on its head and as such, for example, in Italy got reprinted together with Bullet Points in a single book.

Let's add tropes now - again, without spoilers of course.


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