Chip Cheezum/YMMV

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Chip: (having just shot an enemy) "Oh, he thought he could dodge my bullets. (Beat) The baby."
Ironicus: "You're not Neo, you're just a pirate!"
Chip: "I'm talking about the baby. He thought he could dodge my bullets. I'm shooting at him right now."
Ironicus: "With a silencer, clearly."

Chip: No, seriously, I'm doing this on purpose. For when the music starts.
Ironicus: Suuure you are.
Chip: No, I honestly did, right here, at the five-minute mark.
[music starts]
Chip: Nonononono. Conventional methods don't work. What should I use...Monkey mask!
Ironicus: [starts laughing]
Chip: You didn't believe me!

Chip: Mask might not be able to kill him, but I'll kill the framerate!

General Ironicus: Sully's already the best thing in this game and he hasn't even shown up yet!