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''For Your Eyes Only'' is a very popular [[Naruto]] ([[[[In Name Only]]
''For Your Eyes Only'' was a popular ''[[Naruto]]'' ([[In Name Only|allegedly]]) multi-chapter shipfic - [[Bile Fascination|and not always popular in a good way]].
allegedly]]) multi-chapter shipfic - but when we say "popular" we don't
mean in a good way.


It takes place in an [[Alternate Universe Fic|alternate universe]] which resembles 21st-century [[Real Life]] Japan. While all of the adults are still human, all the students are [[Hermaphrodite|hermaphroditic]] [[Petting Zoo People|child-like beings with animal ears and tails]]. One day, Iruka was walking down the street when he comes across an abandoned [[Petting Zoo People|catboy]] (who is also partially fox somehow). He decides to pick him up, take him home, and name him Naruto. And despite the fact that he is ''fully sapient'', he's still treated like an animal. Still with us? Okay...
It takes place in an [[Alternate Universe Fic|alternate universe]] which
resembles 21st-century [[Real Life]] Japan. All the students have been
transformed into [[Hermaphrodite|hermaphroditic]] [[[[Petting Zoo People]]
toddler-like beings with animal ears and tails]]. One day, Iruka was
walking down the street when he comes across an abandonned kitten. He
decides to pick him up, take him home, and name him Naruto. Oh, did we
mention the kitten is actually a [[Petting Zoo People|catboy]] who is also
partially fox? And that he is treated like an animal despite the fact
that he is ''fully sapient''? Still with us? Okay...


One day, Naruto complains about feeling sick. Iruka wants to take him to the vet, but decides to take him to a ''breeder'' instead because it's closer. Kakashi, a staff member at the breeding agency, determines that Naruto is in heat and whisks him off to the back room to find him a mate. Naruto is resisting, but his complaints fall on deaf ears. It doesn't take long before another [[Petting Zoo People|catboy]] named Sasuke takes interest in him. Naruto, however, dislikes him. Nevertheless, they are immediately thrown into a room together to mate because they both belong to rare breeds and ''must'' be mated. From there, the story goes on about Naruto and Sasuke's relationship along with the relationships of all the other animal people at the breeding agency - as well as the people that work there.
One day, Naruto complains about feeling sick. Iruka wants to take him to
the vet, but decides to take him to a ''breeder'' instead because it's
closer (perhaps he should talk to
[[http://notalwaysright.com/hes-dying-but-he-looks-fabulous/1483 this
guy]]). Kakashi, a staff member at the breeding agency, determines that
Naruto is in heat and whisks him off to the back room to find him a
mate. Naruto is resisting, but his complaints fall on deaf ears. It
doesn't take long before another [[Petting Zoo People|catboy]] named
Sasuke takes interest in him. Naruto, however, dislikes him.
Nevertheless, they are immediately thrown into a room together to mate
because they both belong to rare breeds and ''must'' be mated. From
there, the story goes on about Naruto and Sasuke's relationship along
with the relationships of all the other animal people at the breeding
agency - as well as the people that work there.


This story is a [[Dead Fic]], stopping at Chapter 18 on November 2008. It was eventually removed from [[Fanfiction.net]] sometime around 2014. The uncensored version still exists on the author's [[LiveJournal]], but it is not as complete. Both versions are very much [[Not Safe for Work]].
This story is still in progress, with the last chapter added on November
2008. It can be found
[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2905377/1/For_Your_Eyes_Only here]. The
author also posted an uncensored version to his personal [[Live Journal]].
Both versions are very much [[Not Safe for Work]].


Not to be confused with a certain [[For Your Eyes Only (film)|James Bond movie]], nor its title song by Sheena Easton. If this was simply the ''[[Naruto]]'' characters trying to recover a spy ship, it would be a lot less horrifying. Compare ''[[Naruto Veangance Revelaitons]]'', the ''other'' contender for worst ''[[Naruto]]'' fanfic. Be warned, this article is full of various types of [[Squick]].
Not to be confused with a certain [[For Your Eyes Only|James Bond movie]],
nor its title song by Sheena Easton. It would be less horrifying if it
was. Be warned, this article is full of various types of [[Squick]].


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{{tropelist}}
=== ''For Your Eyes Only'' provides examples of: ===
* [[Aliens Made Them Do It]]: Naruto and Sasuke are pretty much forced into a sexual relationship by their human owners.

* [[Alternate Universe Fic]]: It takes place in present-day Japan, with demi-human creatures that are kept as pets.
* [[Aliens Made Them Do It]]: Or in this case, humans.
* [[Artistic License: Biology]]: The entire fic is rife with nonsensical biology.
* [[Alternate Universe Fic]]
* [[Author Appeal]]: Contains all the author's favorite ships, and bumps off Sakura, who the author doesn't like.
* [[Author Appeal]]
* [[Author Filibuster]]: The author's notes at the end of each chapter some
* [[Author Filibuster]]: The author's notes at the end of each chapter, some of which are completely off-topic.
* [[Baby Talk]]: Naruto speaks in a combination of this and [[You No Take Candle]], to the point that he cannot correctly pronounce his own name.
of which are completely off-topic.
* [[Baby Talk]] - Naruto speaks in a combination of this and [[You No Take Candle]],
* [[Cute Kitten]]: Naruto and Sasuke are supposed to be these, but their behavior makes them disturbing instead.
* [[Dead Fic]]: Stopped at Chapter 18 in November 2008 on [[Fanfiction.net]] before it was eventually removed.
to the point that he cannot correctly pronounce his own name.
* [[Double Standard]]: Sasuke walks up to Naruto without even introducing himself, proceeds to give him a [[Forceful Kiss]]. This is seen as wonderful. But when Sakura so much as flirts with Sasuke, she's killed for it. This is seen as a minor inconvenience.
* [[Canon Defilement]]
* [[Cliché Storm]]: Of almost every single bad shipping trope out there
* [[Cookie Cutter Fic]]: It's [[Pokegirls]] meets [[Gor]] meets
[[Romance Novel]]...with Naruto names slapped on.
** Plus what may be a [[Shout-Out]] to [[Loveless]]: the pets keep their ears
and tails all their lives, but their paws turn into human hands and feet
when they lose their virginity. Also has distinct similarities to
[[Kit N Kay Boodle]], come to think of it.
* [[Crap Saccharine World]]
* [[Critical Research Failure]]: Just for starters, ''frogs cannot breed with
raccoons.''
* [[Designated Villain]]: Sakura doesn't even get a line of dialogue, but
she's painted as a horrible bitch.
* [[Die for Our Ship]]: Sakura. Sasuke kills her offscreen, and nobody really
cares.
* [[Double Standard]]: Sasuke walks up to Naruto without even introducing
himself, proceeds to force himself upon him. This is seen as wonderful.
But when Sakura so much as flirts with Sasuke, she's killed for it.
* [[Endangered Species]]: Naruto and Sasuke belong to rare breeds.
* [[Endangered Species]]: Naruto and Sasuke belong to rare breeds.
* [[Everybody Has Lots of Sex]]: Almost every single pairing gets at least one sex scene, even if it's offscreen. Kakashi and Iruka even make out in a later chapter.
* [[Everybody Has Lots of Sex]]
* [[Everyone Is Gay]]: Well, a good 99% of the cast, but it's hard to tell
* [[Everyone Is Gay]]: Due to the indecisive biology of the demi-humans, let's put it this way: a good 99% of the cast is paired up with someone who uses the same gender pronouns.
with all the gender confusion going on.
* [[Everythings Cuter With Kittens]]: Horribly, horribly subverted.
* [[Fan Service]]: Possibly the main point of this fic.
* [[Fan Service]]: Possibly the main point of this fic.
* [[Gender Equals Breed]]: Even though they're supposed to be hermaphrodites, when Raccoon!Gaara impregnates Frog!Lee, the resulting tadpole is referred to as a girl while her raccoon twin is referred to as a boy.
* [[Fetish Fuel]] / [[Fetish Retardant]]: Depends on who you ask.
* [[Gorn]]: When Sasuke kills Sakura offscreen, the resulting gore is told in loving detail.
* [[Fridge Logic]]: Most of the illogic is far too upfront to be called
* [[Gratuitous Japanese]]: To be fair, the author's spelling and usage is better than the average fangirl's.
Fridge Logic, but there are a few bits that jump out at you later. For
* [[Happiness in Slavery]]: All humanoid animals don't seem to mind being treated as animals despite having human intelligence.
example, the [[Petting Zoo People]] are effectively very small humans with
* [[Hermaphrodite]]s: All the "pets," though the fic seems to [[Retcon|forget this]]. A lot.
animal ears and tails. One of them is meant to be part-frog, but since
* [[Idiot Ball]]:
frogs don't ''have'' visible ears or tails, how can they tell?
** Naruto. The author is trying to make him seem childish and innocent, but instead he comes off as having a mental disability or severe brain damage.
* [[Furry Fandom]]: This fic is a great example of the worst of it.
** Iruka also seems to be affected at times, especially when he handed over Naruto to be bred despite Naruto's protests.
* [[Gender Equals Breed]]: Even though they're supposed to be hermaphrodites,
** The mousegirl version of Hinata is apparently capable of sleeping through Neji having sex with her. This is possible though implausible in real life, even without the use of drugs. However, it's decidedly ''less'' plausible that she doesn't notice the [[Squick|lovingly-described mess all over the bed]], as it's never mentioned that Neji cleaned it up before she woke. Then again, since she's still apparently a hermaphrodite at this stage, maybe she assumed it was hers.
when Raccoon!Gaara impregnates Frog!Lee, the resulting tadpole is
* [[Improbable Species Compatibility]]: Did we mention the frog and the raccoon having babies yet?
referred to as a girl while her raccoon twin is referred to as a boy.
* [[In Name Only]]: It's ''[[Pokegirls]]'' meets the ''[[Gor]]'' series with the disturbingly cutesy sex of ''[[Kit N Kay Boodle]]'' and the odd [[Shout-Out]] to ''[[Loveless]]''. The ''[[Naruto]]'' names are just slapped on.
* [[Gorn]]
* [[Informed Attribute]]: According to the author speaking via Sasuke and Kakashi, Sakura [[Really Gets Around]], but the only time we see her onscreen she's calmly reading a book and ''rejects'' Naruto's advances. Allegedly Sasuke killed her for flirting with him, but even assuming he's telling the truth, flirting does not necessarily imply following through. We never see her point of view of her behaviour, as she doesn't get so much as a line of dialogue, and everyone promptly forgets she existed after she's killed.
* [[Gratuitous Japanese]]: To be fair, the author's spelling and usage is
better than the average fangirl's.
* [[Happiness in Slavery]]: All humanoid animals.
* [[Hermaphrodite|Hermaphrodites]]: All the "pets," though the fic seems to [[[[Retcon]]
forget this]]. A lot.
* [[Hot Skitty-On-Wailord Action]]: Did we mention the frog and the raccoon
having babies yet?
* [[Humans Are Bastards]]: Unintentional, but sure seems this way with the way
they treat the humanoid animals.
* [[Idiot Ball]]: Naruto. The author is trying to make him seem childish and
innocent, but instead he comes off as having a mental disability or
severe brain damage.
** Iruka also seems to be affected at times, especially when he handed
over Naruto to be bred despite Naruto's protests.
** The mousegirl version of Hinata is apparently capable of sleeping
through Neji having sex with her. This is possible though implausible in
real life, even without the use of drugs. However, it's decidedly
''less'' plausible that she doesn't notice the [[[[Squick]]
lovingly-described mess all over the bed]], as it's never mentioned that
Neji cleaned it up before she woke. Then again, since she's still
apparently a hermaphrodite at this stage, maybe she assumed it was hers.
* [[Idiot Plot]]: A good example of the original definition of "second order
[[Idiot Plot]]" since the entire AU society would only work if everyone in it
was [[Too Dumb to Live|insanely stupid.]]
* [[In Name Only]]
* [[Informed Attribute]]: According to the author speaking via Sasuke and
Kakashi, Sakura [[Really Gets Around]], but the only time we see her onscreen
she's calmly reading a book and ''rejects'' Naruto's advances. Allegedly
Sasuke killed her for flirting with him, but even assuming he's telling
the truth, flirting does not necessarily imply following through. We
never see her point of view of her behaviour, as she doesn't get so much
as a line of dialogue, and everyone promptly forgets she existed after
she's killed.
* [[Interspecies Romance]]: Not just interspecies, interCLASS romance!
* [[Interspecies Romance]]: Not just interspecies, interCLASS romance!
* [[Kindhearted Cat Lover]]: Iruka
* [[Kindhearted Cat Lover]]: Iruka
* [[Kissing Cousins]]: Hinata and Neji
* [[Kissing Cousins]]: Hinata and Neji
* [[Little Bit Beastly]]: All of the demi-humans except for Lee have animal ears and a tail.
* [[Loads and Loads of Characters]]
* [[Loads and Loads of Characters]]
* [[Lolicon]] / [[Shotacon]]
* [[Lolicon]] / [[Shotacon]]: Most of the characters in sexual relationships are teenagers.
* [[Mix-and-Match Critters]]: Naruto is part cat, part human, and part fox. Sasuke is part cat, part human, and part wolf.
* [[Nightmare Fuel]]: ''This is supposed to be cute fluff.''
* [[Mood Whiplash]]: Well, it never stops being creepy, but there's a violent change from the unintentionally-creepy attempts at fluff to a very abrupt [[Gorn]] sequence when Sasuke kills Sakura.
* [[Mix-and-Match Critters]]: Naruto is part cat, part human, and part fox.
* [[Odd Name Out|Odd Breed Out]]: All the other critters are at least mammalian, but Lee ended up as a frog.
Sasuke is part cat, part human, and part wolf.
* [[Out of Character]]: Nobody acts like their canon counterparts.
* [[Mood Whiplash]]: Well, it never stops being creepy, but there's a violent
* [[Parental Abandonment]]: Naruto was orphaned when his parents disappeared one day.
change from the unintentionally-creepy attempts at fluff to a very
abrupt [[Gorn]] sequence when Sasuke kills Sakura.
* [[Moral Dissonance]]: Despite the fact that the humanoid animals think,
act, and mostly look just like normal people, they are treated
completely as livestock. The narration goes on as if this is perfectly
okay and natural, and the only ones who have an inkling that something
is wrong with this system [[[[Apathetic Citizens]] refuse to do anything
about it]].
* [[Odd Name Out|Odd Breed Out]]: This troper can't help but feel sorry
for Lee. All the other critters are at least mammalian, and he ended up
as a frog.
* [[Out of Character]]: Just about everyone.
* [[Pair the Spares]]: Just about everyone in this fic is paired up with someone.
* [[Pair the Spares]]: Just about everyone in this fic is paired up with someone.
* [[Really Gets Around]]: Sakura, for every male except Naruto. [[Double Standard|This is deemed sufficient reason to brutally murder her.]]
* [[Petting Zoo People]]
* [[Retcon]]:
* [[Possession Sue]] - Naruto, of the [[Purity Sue|purity]] kind. He belongs
** The fic can't seem to make up its mind about what gender anybody is. First it's explained that all of the furries are hermaphrodites, but then later they're suddenly treated as though they have genders and gender roles. Naruto himself keeps going back and forth between being "male" and "female."
to a very rare breed, he's so beautiful everyone wants to rape him, and
** It also can't seem to make up its mind about how these things breed. First it acts like the [[Seme]] MUST subdue and rape the [[Uke]] to "prove" that the seme is "strong enough" to protect the babies. Later, Sasuke explains that the reason Naruto didn't get pregnant the first time was because the sex wasn't consensual. But when they go at it a second time, Sasuke keeps going even after Naruto tells him to get off. THIS results in a pregnancy. ARRGH!
everyone finds his stupidity charming instead of annoying.
* [[Ridiculously Cute Critter]]: What the pets are meant to be.
** Sasuke is an extreme example of a [[Jerk Sue]]. He rapes Naruto and treats
everyone like shit. Nobody so much as yells at him. To add insult to
injury, we're supposed to feel sorry for him when he recounts how Itachi
killed his family - just after he got through killing Sakura in the
exact same manner! It's only because of his Stuishness that he wasn't
put to sleep a long time ago.
* [[Rape Is Love]]: And how! Iruka and Kakashi's relationship is the ''only''
one of the four major pairings in the fic in which both are entirely
consenting from the start.
* [[Really Gets Around]]: Sakura, for every male except Naruto.
[[Double Standard|This is deemed sufficient reason to brutally murder her.]]
* [[Retcon]]: The fic can't seem to make up its mind about what gender
anybody is. First it's explained that all of the furries are
hermaphrodites, but then later they're suddenly treated as though they
have genders and gender roles. Naruto himself keeps going back and forth
between being "male" and "female."
** It also can't seem to make up its mind about how these things breed.
First it acts like the [[Seme]] MUST subdue and rape the [[Uke]] to
"prove" that the seme is "strong enough" to protect the babies. Later,
Sasuke explains that the reason Naruto didn't get pregnant the first
time was because the sex wasn't consensual. But when they go at it a
second time, Sasuke keeps going even after Naruto tells him to get off.
THIS results in a pregnancy. [[Your Head Asplode|ARRGH]]!
* [[Ridiculously Cute Critter]]: What the author meant the pets to be.
** [[Small Annoying Creature]]: What the pets actually come across as.
** [[Small Annoying Creature]]: What the pets actually come across as.
* [[Snark Bait]]
* [[Speech Impediment]]: Nyaruho talksh with a lishp.
* [[Speech Impediment]]: Nyaruho talksh with a lishp.
* [[Teen Pregnancy]]: Sasuke eventually manages to impregnate Naruto. Both of them are sixteen, though Naruto acts much younger.
* [[Squick]]
* [[Their First Time]]: Naruto and Sasuke are pretty much forced to do this when they are locked in together at the breeding clinic by Kakashi.
* [[Strangled by the Red String]]: ''Every'' couple.
* [[Teen Pregnancy]]: Naruto is only sixteen in this fic (though he acts much
younger).
* [[Their First Time]]
* [[The Woobie]]: Naruto
* [[They Just Didn't Care]]: Admitted many times in the author's notes.
* [[They Wasted a Perfectly Good Plot]]: A world where humans can pervert the
laws of nature to their will and keep demi-humans as slaves and pets
would make an excellent setting for a [[Dark Fic]]. Sadly, it's presented as
fluff.
* [[Third Person Person]]: Naruto
* [[Third Person Person]]: Naruto
* [[Victim Falls For Rapist]]: And how! Iruka and Kakashi's relationship is the ''only'' one of the four major pairings in the fic in which both are entirely consenting from the start.
* [[Ukefication]]: [[Up to Eleven]] with Naruto and Lee. Also done to a lesser
* [[Voodoo Shark]]: The increasingly surreal and unlikely attempts to explain how the hermaphrodites' biology works. According to the most detailed attempt, they're all born as externally male with a uterus connected to their rectum, and if they take the [[Uke]] role their penis later develops into a vagina and turns them into a "complete female", while the [[Seme]]s lose the uterus and become "complete males".
extent to Iruka.
* [[Unfortunate Implications]]: Where the hell do we START?!
** Rape is cute.
** [[Seme|Semes]] [[I'm a Man, I Can't Help It|can't help]] but rape people.
It's in their nature.
** Girls that make the first move are evil whores and should die.
** It's okay to keep demi-humans as pets, even if they possess human
intelligence.
** Abortion is wrong even if going through with the pregnancy is 99%
likely to kill both the mother AND the babies.
* [[Voodoo Shark]]: The increasingly surreal and unlikely attempts to explain
how the hermaphrodites' biology works. According to the most detailed
attempt, they're all born as externally male with a uterus connected to
their rectum, and if they take the [[Uke]] role their penis later
develops into a vagina and turns them into a "complete female", while
the [[Seme|Semes]] lose the uterus and become "complete males".
* [[WAFF]]: What the author is trying to accomplish.
* [[WAFF]]: What the author is trying to accomplish.
* [[What Measure Is a Non-Human?]]: Despite the fact that the humanoid animals think, act, and mostly look just like normal people, they are treated completely as livestock. The narration goes on as if this is perfectly okay and natural, and the only ones who have an inkling that something is wrong with this system [[Apathetic Citizens|refuse to do anything about it]].
* [[What Measure Is a Non-Human?]]: If you're not 100% ''H. sapiens'', you are
* [[Wimpification]]: [[Up to Eleven]] with Naruto and Lee. Naruto is an [[The Ingenue|Ingenue]] while Lee is practically an [[Extreme Doormat]]. Also done to a lesser extent to Iruka who comes off as naive and easily manipulated.
SCREWED (literally)!
* [[Yaoi Guys]]: Just about every single "male."
* [[Yaoi Guys]]: Just about every single "male."
* [[You Fail Biology Forever]]: Where to beg-FROGS AND RACCOONS HAVING BABIES
TOGETHER.
** Felines and canines cannot have babies together, either. Nor can
felines and vulpines. Or canines and vulpines, come to think of it.
** Erections lasting THREE DAYS?
*** [[wikipedia:Priapism|AT LEAST?!]]
*** Might have been a misunderstanding of the phenomenon of "knotting".
Still fails, as A) knotting only lasts a matter of hours and B) cats
don't do it, dogs do. Sasuke is supposedly part wolf, but see the point
above about felines and canines not being able to breed together.
** If Naruto had a hymen up his ass [[[[Fridge Logic]] HOW was he able he go
to the bathroom]]?
*** As far as one can tell with all the [[Ret Cons]], the hymen ''may'' have
been a barrier separating the uterus from the rectum. This does not
explain how the critters escape the many potential horrible infections
once it's broken.
* [[You Fail Logic Forever]]: Once again, where the hell do we start?
* [[You Fail Sex Ed Forever]]: Ditto.
* [[You No Take Candle]]: Naruto speaks in a combination of this and [[Baby Talk]].


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Latest revision as of 05:08, 25 July 2017

For Your Eyes Only was a popular Naruto (allegedly) multi-chapter shipfic - and not always popular in a good way.

It takes place in an alternate universe which resembles 21st-century Real Life Japan. While all of the adults are still human, all the students are hermaphroditic child-like beings with animal ears and tails. One day, Iruka was walking down the street when he comes across an abandoned catboy (who is also partially fox somehow). He decides to pick him up, take him home, and name him Naruto. And despite the fact that he is fully sapient, he's still treated like an animal. Still with us? Okay...

One day, Naruto complains about feeling sick. Iruka wants to take him to the vet, but decides to take him to a breeder instead because it's closer. Kakashi, a staff member at the breeding agency, determines that Naruto is in heat and whisks him off to the back room to find him a mate. Naruto is resisting, but his complaints fall on deaf ears. It doesn't take long before another catboy named Sasuke takes interest in him. Naruto, however, dislikes him. Nevertheless, they are immediately thrown into a room together to mate because they both belong to rare breeds and must be mated. From there, the story goes on about Naruto and Sasuke's relationship along with the relationships of all the other animal people at the breeding agency - as well as the people that work there.

This story is a Dead Fic, stopping at Chapter 18 on November 2008. It was eventually removed from Fanfiction.net sometime around 2014. The uncensored version still exists on the author's LiveJournal, but it is not as complete. Both versions are very much Not Safe for Work.

Not to be confused with a certain James Bond movie, nor its title song by Sheena Easton. If this was simply the Naruto characters trying to recover a spy ship, it would be a lot less horrifying. Compare Naruto Veangance Revelaitons, the other contender for worst Naruto fanfic. Be warned, this article is full of various types of Squick.

Tropes used in For Your Eyes Only (fanfic) include:
  • Aliens Made Them Do It: Naruto and Sasuke are pretty much forced into a sexual relationship by their human owners.
  • Alternate Universe Fic: It takes place in present-day Japan, with demi-human creatures that are kept as pets.
  • Artistic License: Biology: The entire fic is rife with nonsensical biology.
  • Author Appeal: Contains all the author's favorite ships, and bumps off Sakura, who the author doesn't like.
  • Author Filibuster: The author's notes at the end of each chapter, some of which are completely off-topic.
  • Baby Talk: Naruto speaks in a combination of this and You No Take Candle, to the point that he cannot correctly pronounce his own name.
  • Cute Kitten: Naruto and Sasuke are supposed to be these, but their behavior makes them disturbing instead.
  • Dead Fic: Stopped at Chapter 18 in November 2008 on Fanfiction.net before it was eventually removed.
  • Double Standard: Sasuke walks up to Naruto without even introducing himself, proceeds to give him a Forceful Kiss. This is seen as wonderful. But when Sakura so much as flirts with Sasuke, she's killed for it. This is seen as a minor inconvenience.
  • Endangered Species: Naruto and Sasuke belong to rare breeds.
  • Everybody Has Lots of Sex: Almost every single pairing gets at least one sex scene, even if it's offscreen. Kakashi and Iruka even make out in a later chapter.
  • Everyone Is Gay: Due to the indecisive biology of the demi-humans, let's put it this way: a good 99% of the cast is paired up with someone who uses the same gender pronouns.
  • Fan Service: Possibly the main point of this fic.
  • Gender Equals Breed: Even though they're supposed to be hermaphrodites, when Raccoon!Gaara impregnates Frog!Lee, the resulting tadpole is referred to as a girl while her raccoon twin is referred to as a boy.
  • Gorn: When Sasuke kills Sakura offscreen, the resulting gore is told in loving detail.
  • Gratuitous Japanese: To be fair, the author's spelling and usage is better than the average fangirl's.
  • Happiness in Slavery: All humanoid animals don't seem to mind being treated as animals despite having human intelligence.
  • Hermaphrodites: All the "pets," though the fic seems to forget this. A lot.
  • Idiot Ball:
    • Naruto. The author is trying to make him seem childish and innocent, but instead he comes off as having a mental disability or severe brain damage.
    • Iruka also seems to be affected at times, especially when he handed over Naruto to be bred despite Naruto's protests.
    • The mousegirl version of Hinata is apparently capable of sleeping through Neji having sex with her. This is possible though implausible in real life, even without the use of drugs. However, it's decidedly less plausible that she doesn't notice the lovingly-described mess all over the bed, as it's never mentioned that Neji cleaned it up before she woke. Then again, since she's still apparently a hermaphrodite at this stage, maybe she assumed it was hers.
  • Improbable Species Compatibility: Did we mention the frog and the raccoon having babies yet?
  • In Name Only: It's Pokegirls meets the Gor series with the disturbingly cutesy sex of Kit N Kay Boodle and the odd Shout-Out to Loveless. The Naruto names are just slapped on.
  • Informed Attribute: According to the author speaking via Sasuke and Kakashi, Sakura Really Gets Around, but the only time we see her onscreen she's calmly reading a book and rejects Naruto's advances. Allegedly Sasuke killed her for flirting with him, but even assuming he's telling the truth, flirting does not necessarily imply following through. We never see her point of view of her behaviour, as she doesn't get so much as a line of dialogue, and everyone promptly forgets she existed after she's killed.
  • Interspecies Romance: Not just interspecies, interCLASS romance!
  • Kindhearted Cat Lover: Iruka
  • Kissing Cousins: Hinata and Neji
  • Little Bit Beastly: All of the demi-humans except for Lee have animal ears and a tail.
  • Loads and Loads of Characters
  • Lolicon / Shotacon: Most of the characters in sexual relationships are teenagers.
  • Mix-and-Match Critters: Naruto is part cat, part human, and part fox. Sasuke is part cat, part human, and part wolf.
  • Mood Whiplash: Well, it never stops being creepy, but there's a violent change from the unintentionally-creepy attempts at fluff to a very abrupt Gorn sequence when Sasuke kills Sakura.
  • Odd Breed Out: All the other critters are at least mammalian, but Lee ended up as a frog.
  • Out of Character: Nobody acts like their canon counterparts.
  • Parental Abandonment: Naruto was orphaned when his parents disappeared one day.
  • Pair the Spares: Just about everyone in this fic is paired up with someone.
  • Really Gets Around: Sakura, for every male except Naruto. This is deemed sufficient reason to brutally murder her.
  • Retcon:
    • The fic can't seem to make up its mind about what gender anybody is. First it's explained that all of the furries are hermaphrodites, but then later they're suddenly treated as though they have genders and gender roles. Naruto himself keeps going back and forth between being "male" and "female."
    • It also can't seem to make up its mind about how these things breed. First it acts like the Seme MUST subdue and rape the Uke to "prove" that the seme is "strong enough" to protect the babies. Later, Sasuke explains that the reason Naruto didn't get pregnant the first time was because the sex wasn't consensual. But when they go at it a second time, Sasuke keeps going even after Naruto tells him to get off. THIS results in a pregnancy. ARRGH!
  • Ridiculously Cute Critter: What the pets are meant to be.
  • Speech Impediment: Nyaruho talksh with a lishp.
  • Teen Pregnancy: Sasuke eventually manages to impregnate Naruto. Both of them are sixteen, though Naruto acts much younger.
  • Their First Time: Naruto and Sasuke are pretty much forced to do this when they are locked in together at the breeding clinic by Kakashi.
  • Third Person Person: Naruto
  • Victim Falls For Rapist: And how! Iruka and Kakashi's relationship is the only one of the four major pairings in the fic in which both are entirely consenting from the start.
  • Voodoo Shark: The increasingly surreal and unlikely attempts to explain how the hermaphrodites' biology works. According to the most detailed attempt, they're all born as externally male with a uterus connected to their rectum, and if they take the Uke role their penis later develops into a vagina and turns them into a "complete female", while the Semes lose the uterus and become "complete males".
  • WAFF: What the author is trying to accomplish.
  • What Measure Is a Non-Human?: Despite the fact that the humanoid animals think, act, and mostly look just like normal people, they are treated completely as livestock. The narration goes on as if this is perfectly okay and natural, and the only ones who have an inkling that something is wrong with this system refuse to do anything about it.
  • Wimpification: Up to Eleven with Naruto and Lee. Naruto is an Ingenue while Lee is practically an Extreme Doormat. Also done to a lesser extent to Iruka who comes off as naive and easily manipulated.
  • Yaoi Guys: Just about every single "male."
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