Knights of Cydonia

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"I think this video is ultimately, in its own way, a tribute to 1980s action films. There was this really cool era of films that came out after 1979, you know, after Spielberg had come out with Jaws and Close Encounters. This is the story of the people who were trying to be George Lucas and Steven Spielberg with a tenth of the budget, and came up with the craziest, weirdest Science Fiction films. They were American movies like westerns and science fiction, but usually funded by some European arms dealer, and directed by a crazy, completely coked-out director." —The director, Joseph Kahn, describes the video's influences

Knights of Cydonia is a music video from the band Muse. The video is a six minute Cattle Punk film, complete with beginning and ending credits.

• Medium quality: official site (shortened, no credits). ^{[dead link]}
• High quality: director's uncut version. ^{[dead link]}

It features a Badass Longcoat in the Old West, kung-fu, laser guns, laser blades, dirt-bikes, execution by hanging, androids & robots, birds of prey, seduction, a holographic rock band, Communist imagery, and a heroine in a Chainmail Bikini on a unicorn. It ends with the hero using a CD to kill the corrupt sheriff, then riding into the sunset on a motorcycle.

It is apparently set in a gold-rush town named after the Martian region of Cydonîa -- or possibly a gold-rush town in the Martian region of Cydonîa.

Tropes used in Knights of Cydonia include:

• After the End: Implied by the Statue Of Liberty sticking up in the middle of a desert. Also, the Big Bad is seemingly worshiped for having a car.
• Anachronism Stew: The video mostly appears to be in the wild west but as stated, there are holograms, lasers, robots, and 1970's era cars and motorcycles.
• Badass Longcoat: The main character and villain sport long coats and are quite skilled at martial arts.
• Blond Guys Are Evil: *sigh*
• Bring It: The hero makes this motion while fighting mooks.
• Chainmail Bikini: The love interest appears in one during a hallucination.
• Chekhov's Gun: The Muse CD provides the hero with the tool needed to deflect his laser.
• Concept Video: The video takes the form of a cheesy 70's B-movie.
• Crossing the Desert: The hero is banished to the desert and has to make his return.
• Epic Rocking: Muse's general style.
• Great Balls of Fire: The hero strikes a fighting stance called "Flaming Energy Ball".
• He's Back: The hero makes a grand Big Damn Heroes moment at the end.
• Heroic BSOD: But he ends up seeing his girlfriend in a metal bikini on a white unicorn, so we're good.
• Holographic Terminal: The jukebox creates a hologram of Muse. The CD seems to be capable of doing this on a smaller scale.
• Hollywood Mirage: The hero drinks what he believes is water... it isn't.
• Hoist by His Own Petard: The Evil Sheriff is killed by his own laser blast when it was reflected by a disc.
• Laser Blade
• Lock and Load Montage: This is done at the beginning when the hero gears up and before the climax after being banished to the desert. In both instances, he is getting ready to fight the villain.
• The Man They Couldn't Hang: The love interest is almost hanged near the end.
• My Kung Fu Is Stronger Than Yours: Unfortunately for the hero, this is invoked when he first goes up against the villain.
• Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot: The hero is a laser-dueling, martial arts mastering, cowboy on a motorcycle.
• Painting the Fourth Wall: A camera crew can be seen reflected in the mirror.
• People's Republic Of Socialist Romanistan is credited as the location of filming.
• Refuge in Audacity: The video is so out there in Stylistic Suck that it is really awesome.
• Rule of Cool: The purpose of the video.
• Schizo-Tech: We have lasers and robots amongst old cars and a Western setting.
• Shoot the Rope: The way the love interest is saved from hanging.
• Shout-Out: See below
• Slap Slap Kiss: A very literal invocation thereof.
• Space Western: Emphasis on the Western.
• Spaghetti Western: Obviously, there are strong elements of this throughout.
• Surreal Music Video: If you've read this far, you'll know why.
• Stock Punishment: The hero is placed in the stocks as children Come to Gawk and throw feces at him.
• Training Montage: The hero receives one in the desert from a series of experts.
• Troperiffic: It seems to be on a mission to cram as many tropes into six minutes of music video as possible.
• Unicorn: One is seen in the desert.
• You Taste Delicious: The villain licks the lover interest... a lot.

The music video references these works:

• Star Wars: Weird sci-fi bar, robots in the desert, lasers, the hero becoming more powerful through mystic-mumbo jumbo... yeah, it's all there.
• The Matrix: The hero dodges laser blasts with moves akin to Neo.
• Westworld
• Mad Max
• The Lone Ranger: The hero's costume at the end is almost identical.
• Batman
• Battlestar Galactica: The robot resembles a Cylon.
• Buck Rogers: Wilma Deering's white Latex Space Suit.
• Kung Fu: The idea of martial arts in a standard Western setting.
• Zorro: The mask that the hero wears resembles Zorro's mask.
• Dragonball Z: The hero briefly takes a stance similar to Goku's signature kame-meha wave attack.
• Legend: The unicorn is shot in a similar fashion.
• Maverick: There is a brief poker scene. Apparently, the hero is very good.
• Heavy Metal: The love interest's metal bikini closely resembles one worn by a character in this film.
• The Searchers
• Planet of the Apes: There is a half-submerged Statue of Liberty in the sand.
• The Day After Tomorrow: Ditto.
• Blade Runner: The unicorn imagery and jukebox tech resembles imagery form this movie.
• The Good, the Bad and the Ugly: The hero staring down the villain just before their last shoot out.
• Richard II: The lyrics borrow directly from Richard's act V soliloquy