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* His Funny Montages, especially |
* His Funny Montages, especially those from 5 to 10, contain most of these examples. |
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* This [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWSm792NPn4 Samurai Buyer] opening sketch: |
* This [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWSm792NPn4 Samurai Buyer] opening sketch: |
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{{quote|(After Noble sees another Noble watching a pic of [[Boku no Pico]], he notices [[Something Else Also Rises|"the package."]]) |
{{quote|(After Noble sees another Noble (now known as Sponsor Man) watching a pic of ''[[Boku no Pico]]'', he notices [[Something Else Also Rises|"the package."]]) |
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'''Noble''': ''Dude, what do you want!?'' |
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'''Sponsor Man''': Ah, ''forget everything.'' You got yourself a facking package, big guy! |
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'''Noble''': [[Get Out!|Get out]], man! Don't you see I'm busy?! |
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'''Sponsor Man''': '''''Too bad, b!tch, you gettin' it!!!'''''}} |
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* In [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwMPR4v40m4 this Ask Noble Senpai]: |
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* His [[Tokyo School Life]] playthrough is really funny, but here are some highlights: |
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{{quote|'''Q''': What happens if you get Lily [the Fox Mechanic] mad? |
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** (Karin Route) His reaction to Noble Maibigbutt staking Karin '''for the entire day.''' |
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'''Noble''': What? Lily doesn't get mad. ''(to Lily)'' Do you, girl? See, you don't get mad. |
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** (Sakura Route) When the girls convince Sakura not to overwork herself in the hospital: |
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'''Lily''': It ''is'' very rare. |
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'''Noble''': See, she's really cool- Oh and by the way, I ate your cookies. ''(to the camera)'' So anyway- |
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''(Noble gets tackled by a mad Lily)''}} |
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* In the ''[[Hatsune Miku]] Waifu Game'': |
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{{quote|"I wonder who came up with that at the factory?" |
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"Guys, guys! Instead of having a default language of English or Japanese, let's just make her say "Mi-" like a [[Pokémon]]!" |
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"..ffFUCKIN' GENIUS!"}} |
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:* His [[Rage Quit]] in Ep. 12 of the ''Rin Kagamine Waifu Game'': |
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{{quote|'''Noble''': ''WHAT?! HE GETS THE "ONII-CHAN" TREATMENT AND I DON'T?! I'M '''NOT''' ACCEPTING THIS! NO! I WANT THE ONII-CHAN SHIT! |
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''(whacks hand)'' THAT IS NOT FAIR! FUCK THIS GAME! ''(leaves)'' I'M DONE! FUCK THIS SHIT!}} |
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:* [[The Reveal]] in Ep. 19: |
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{{quote|'''Game''': What happened to {{spoiler|all the talk about reinstallation? |
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'''Miku''': Oh. [[I Lied|I was lying]], you see.}} |
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'''Noble''': Facking son of a b!tch! GOD DAMN, they're freaking all trolling me!!!}} |
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{{quote|'''Game''': Then, {{spoiler|the two of us were being manipulated by Miku?}} |
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'''Noble''': {{spoiler|Was this Miku the entire mastermind of this entire plot, just to ''hook her sister up?!''}} '''Oh my God, the twist ending, guys!!!''' {{spoiler|'''''Miku was behind it all!!!'''''}}}} |
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* His ''[[Tokyo School Life]]'' playthrough is really funny, but here are some highlights: |
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** (Karin Route) [https://youtu.be/ZzuHv5Y_jNA?t=739 His reaction] to Noble Maibigbutt stalking Karin '''for the entire day.''' This part is the funniest: |
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{{quote|[Maibigbutt runs in front of a taxi.] |
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'''Taxi Driver''': Hey! Watch where you're going! |
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'''Noble''': Oh my God. |
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'''Maibigbutt''': Sorry! I want you to [[Follow That Car!|'''follow that car!''']] |
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'''Noble''': '''''Oh my God!!! He is totally fucking stalking her right now!!!'''}} |
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:* (Sakura Route) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hC3PJ2dhcqc When] the girls convince Sakura not to overwork herself in the hospital: |
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{{quote|"Yeah, what they said! ([[Joisey]] [[Neighbourhood Friendly Gangsters|gangster]] voice) ''Yeah, boss! What they said, boss!"''}} |
{{quote|"Yeah, what they said! ([[Joisey]] [[Neighbourhood Friendly Gangsters|gangster]] voice) ''Yeah, boss! What they said, boss!"''}} |
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* His playthrough of Chapter 7 of [[Princess Evangile]] |
* His playthrough of Chapter 7 of ''[[Princess Evangile]]''. The best part is when Konomi declares ''"a naked duel"'' to Masaya. '''Oh Lord.''' |
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* His reaction to ''Fairy Fencer F'' |
* His reaction to ''Fairy Fencer F''<nowiki>'</nowiki>s [[Shout-Out]] to ''[[Naruto]]''. |
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* In ''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdCEVESxh8M Noble Goes to Japan]'': |
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{{quote|'''Nasuka''': So, Noble, what brings you to Japan? |
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'''Real Noble''': ''(struggles with words)'' ''Nnnnheeeh,'' not waifus? ''(laughs)'' Oh God, I should have thought that one over. Ohh! |
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'''Game Noble''': Oh I'm just visiting. Y'know, taking in the [[Freudian Slip|boobgrabs]]. |
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''(Real Noble "loses his sh!t")''}} |
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:* When Nasuka leaves Noble and her sisters to make ramen: |
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{{quote|'''Game Noble''': Sooooo... |
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'''Real Noble''': ''(while Game Noble hesitates)'' ...ahhh, we can make this awkward! ''(laughs)'' [[Sarcasm Mode|It's already up to a great start!]] Ah, (hums) "Dot dot dot." (blows air) |
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'''Game Noble''': [[HuniePop|What cup sizes you rock-]] |
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''(Noble loses his sh!t)'' |
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('''Caption''': *Game Over Cam*) |
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'''Real Noble''': That's how you break the ice! ''Okay, great,'' that's fantastic. [[Shout-Out|All the references]].}} |
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* In ''Sakura Swim Club'': |
* In ''Sakura Swim Club'': |
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{{quote|(When describing a character's cosplay tail.) |
{{quote|(When describing a character's cosplay tail.) |
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'''Noble''' (mock curious): ''[[Fridge Logic|Where is the tail coming out of?...]]'' |
'''Noble''' (mock curious): ''[[Fridge Logic|Where is the tail coming out of?...]]'' |
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([[Beat]], [[Aside Glance]], caption "[[Blatant Lies|FAMILY FRIENDLY]]")}} |
([[Beat]], [[Aside Glance]], caption "[[Blatant Lies|FAMILY FRIENDLY]]")}} |
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:* In Ep 7, Noble laughing his ass off and [[Headscratchers|wondering]] what the hell just happened, as Hiromi gets tangled up in controller cords, her clothes ''inexplicably'' ([[Hand Wave|until it's explained]]) falling off her body. |
:* In Ep. 7, Noble laughing his ass off and [[Headscratchers|wondering]] what the hell just happened, as Hiromi gets tangled up in controller cords, her clothes ''inexplicably'' ([[Hand Wave|until it's explained]]) falling off her body. |
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* In [[HuniePop]]: |
* In ''[[HuniePop]]'': |
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** (Ep. 5) When Noble answers "yes" to Audrey's stealing question. |
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{{quote|'''Audrey''': I'm not trying to hang out with a pussy. |
{{quote|'''Audrey''': I'm not trying to hang out with a pussy. |
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'''Noble''': ''Ohhhhh, great.'' [[Sarcasm Mode|These women are lovely.]]}} |
'''Noble''': ''Ohhhhh, great.'' [[Sarcasm Mode|These women are lovely.]]}} |
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(scene transition "To the Beautiful Landscape") |
(scene transition "To the Beautiful Landscape") |
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'''Noble''': Cool beans here. [[Tempting Fate|It's evening, it's nice, and it's-]] |
'''Noble''': Cool beans here. [[Tempting Fate|It's evening, it's nice, and it's-]] |
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'''Audrey''': Ha ha, ''gaaay!'' |
'''Audrey''': [[Community|Ha ha, ''gaaay!'']] |
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([[Beat Panel]] from Noble, [[Dude, Not Funny|clearly not impressed]].)}} |
([[Beat Panel]] from Noble, [[Dude, Not Funny|clearly not impressed]].)}} |
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::* In the original, Noble does an [[Aside Glance]]. |
::* In the original, Noble does an [[Aside Glance]]. |
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* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxHXPpKi4Ak In the DEFI NITIVE Crack reaction]: |
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* In [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sciVByKL3b0&feature=youtu.be&t=3m37s this reaction video to an Anime on Crack,] Noble starts [[Tastes Like Diabetes|"barfing"]] to [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlgRsmKjOgs the ED] of GochiUsa S2, a cutesy tune featuring [[Moe]] little girls... and then, a [[Garry's Mod]] character ''[[Refuge in Audacity|starts fapping intensely to it.]]'' |
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** "WHERE'S MY FUCKING PHONE!!!?" (From ''[[Death Note]]'') |
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** [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cw8VXmbBbxM SUFFER! ...... BITCH!] (From ''[[Mirai Nikki]]'') |
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* In [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sciVByKL3b0&feature=youtu.be&t=3m37s this reaction video to an Anime on Crack,] Noble starts [[Tastes Like Diabetes|"barfing"]] to [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlgRsmKjOgs the ED] of ''GochiUsa'' S2, a cutesy tune featuring [[Moe]] little girls... and then, a ''[[Garry's Mod]]'' character ''[[Refuge in Audacity|starts fapping intensely to it.]]'' |
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{{quote|'''Noble''' (surprised): ''NO! DON'T FAP TO IT! NO! DON'T FAP TO IT!'' (laughs)}} |
{{quote|'''Noble''' (surprised): ''NO! DON'T FAP TO IT! NO! DON'T FAP TO IT!'' (laughs)}} |
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* In [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BV5jeHjV4nE the first |
* In [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BV5jeHjV4nE the first episode] of his ''[[Sakura Santa]]'' playthrough, Noble takes role of the priest, who tells a '''brutal''' [[Invoked|invocation]] of the [[Featureless Protagonist]]. |
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** In Ep. 9, this gem: "[[It Makes Sense In Context|History has great tits.]]" |
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** In the Itsumi Route, Noble, when [[Mythology Gag|seeing paintings from other Sakura games]], makes a [[Leaning on the Fourth Wall]] comment: ''" |
** In the Itsumi Route, Noble, when [[Mythology Gag|seeing paintings from other Sakura games]], makes a [[Leaning on the Fourth Wall]] comment: ''"Almost like I've seen them before..."'' [[Player Character|Koji]] then makes '''the same remark''', and Noble bursts out laughing. |
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** (Ep. 14) During Santa's [[Heroic BSOD]]: |
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{{quote|'''Santa''': Don't look at me, Koji... |
{{quote|'''Santa''': Don't look at me, Koji... |
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'''Noble''': (acting as her) ''Don't look at me, I'm an idiot!''}} |
'''Noble''': (acting as her) ''Don't look at me, I'm an idiot!''}} |
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:* (Ep. 15) While Koji and Santa talk about not seeing the real Santa Claus in the workshop: |
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:* (Part 15) |
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{{quote|'''Koji''': What about you, though? Why am I allowed to see you? |
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'''Koji''': What about you, though? Why am I allowed to see you? |
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'''Santa''': I told you before... It's okay if it's Koji... |
'''Santa''': I told you before... It's okay if it's Koji... |
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'''Koji''': [But] why am I the exception?}} |
'''Koji''': [But] why am I the exception?}} |
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:* When Santa is describing her (very unique) reasons for liking Christmas. |
:* When Santa is describing her (very unique) reasons for liking Christmas. |
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{{quote|'''Koji''': I can understand that feeling. |
{{quote|'''Koji''': I can understand that feeling. |
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'''Noble''': (in an [[Aside Comment]], whispering) |
'''Noble''': ''(in an [[Aside Comment]], whispering)'' No, I can't really understand it at all. ''(laughs)''}} |
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* From his reaction to this [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1mTpl4roQM Anime Crack]: |
* From his reaction to this [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1mTpl4roQM Anime Crack]: |
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** The girl getting owned by her own grenade in [[Counter-Strike|CS:GO]]. |
** The girl getting owned by her own grenade in [[Counter-Strike|CS:GO]]. |
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** The punchline of the ERASED [[Cliff Hanger]] joke with [[South Park|Cartman]]. |
** The punchline of the ERASED [[Cliff Hanger]] joke with [[South Park|Cartman]]. |
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** The tone-deaf [[wikipedia:The Lion Sleeps Tonight|"Awimbawe"]] |
** The tone-deaf [[wikipedia:The Lion Sleeps Tonight|"Awimbawe"]] a cappella from ''[[Gate|GATE]]''. |
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** The joke with Noble and the [[Boku no Pico]] pic. |
** The joke with Noble and the ''[[Boku no Pico]]'' pic. |
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* His ''Time Tenshi'' playthrough is pretty entertaining: |
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** In Ep. 13, Noble [[Genre Savvy|guessing the "sex dungeon" joke right]] and having his biggest "lost sh!t" moment yet. |
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** In the Finale: |
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{{quote|'''Noble''': And now, we're ready to go back [in time] and murder our parents. ''(smiles, thumbs up)'' '''Yeaahhh!''' |
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('''Caption''': [[Black Comedy|WOO MURDER!]])}} |
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* In ''[[Nekopara Vol. 2]]'': |
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** When Chocola [[Bad Liar|tries to lie her way out]] with Shigure (she ate takoyaki along with Vanilla and Kashou), Noble doesn't buy it one bit. |
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** (Ep. 11) When Shigure wishes Kashou good night and leaves on a taxi: |
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{{quote|'''Noble''': Aww. Alright, you have a good night too, girl. Hn. Hn. Get the fuck out. (laughs)}} |
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:* When Coconut says to Kashou that she learned how to do online order receipts: |
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{{quote|'''Coconut''': Chocola taught me how to do it! Purr purr purr~ ♪ |
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'''Noble''': Ahh! ''(chuckles)'' Wow, Chocola? [[The Ditz|I thought she was retarded]]. [[Verbal Backpedaling|I mean, uh,]] I thought she was.. "special." ''(laughs)'' So yeah. [[Self-Deprecation|Just like me, guys]].}} |
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:* Coconut, [[Sorry to Interrupt|having interrupted Kashou and Chocola's foreplay]], is made by him to stay for unclear reasons. She is struggling with her emotions, between attraction to Kashou and embarrasment at herself. [[Rule of Drama|As this dramatic scene]] [[Unresolved Sexual Tension|full of tension]] unfolds, we see her fidgeting fingers and her glaring eyes that start to tear up. This is extremely awkward, and Kashou, conflicted with his own attraction, is aware of hers too. Coconut sighs in anguish. Then: |
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{{quote|'''Kashou''': ''(thinking)'' ...She's so damn sexy. |
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''(Noble laughs, almost at his door.)'' |
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'''Noble''': ''God damnit, Kashou!'' Yeah alright, big guy.}} |
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:* (Ep. 12) Noble [[Narm|laughing]] at the "Do you want to do... [[Unusual Euphemism|pervy stuff]] with me?" line. |
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:* (Ep. 15, 17:30) Noble playing up Kashou's Tsundere-like dialogue. |
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{{quote|"'''''Is he being tsundere?!''''' ''Oh, Kashou, I love it!''"}} |
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:* (Finale) Noble completely "loses his sh!t" when Shigure gets hyped up about {{spoiler|the news of Azuki joining Kashou's harem}}: |
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{{quote|'''Shigure''': ''(In a horribly awkward [[Engrish]])'' '''Hey, brother! Lessay [[Title Drop|Nekoparase!]] ''WOOOO~OOOO YEAH WOOOO~ YEAHH!'' |
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''(Noble is stunned, and then:)'' |
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'''Noble''': '''Ohh, that was Engrish!! ''OHH MYY GOD!''''' ''(laughs)'' '''That was Engrish!!'''}} |
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* In ''Don't Die Dateless, Dummy!'' Ep. 2, when [[Hello, Insert Name Here|Rugmunch]] is talking to a sad girl: |
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{{quote|'''Noble''': "I'd like to be your friend, too"! Yeah, come on, you don't need to be sorry. I'd like be your friend. |
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I feel like that's the more appropriate thing: Get- Get right into the friend-zone. |
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''(The caption quotes him)'' |
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'''Noble''': Wait a minute. ''(laughs)''}} |
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* In ''[[Burokku Girls]]'' Ep. 2, when Takeshi's parents leave the lab: |
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{{quote|'''Dr. Candy''' (who wants the D so bad): Don't worry, Professor! I'm sure I can keep Takeshi ''[[Double Entendre|suitably distracted]]''. |
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'''Noble''': (chuckle) ''Nooooo!'' No, the innuendos! We're screwed. |
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('''Caption''': [[A Worldwide Punomenon|SCREWED BOTH WAYS]]) |
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'''Noble''': ..in that way, uh...}} |
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:* When Dr Candy presents [[Buxom Is Better|her enormous "assets"]] to Takeshi: |
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{{quote|'''Takeshi''': ''(narrating)'' I was about to protest this, but even as I sputtered and stuttered- |
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'''Noble''': Bblrb-b-b-bb-bpt-''Boobies!''}} |
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:* (Ep. 3) When Dr. Candy kisses Takeshi on the lips '''right in front of his mom''': |
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{{quote|'''Noble''': '''''So what the fuck?! What is she smo- What the shit?!'''''}} |
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** (Ep. 5) While Takeshi and Asahi are having a moment in the forest: |
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{{quote|'''Takeshi''': ''(thinking)'' I could feel her tender skin upon my shoulder, I could feel her breath, see the concern and sorrow she wore in her eyes, and smell the scenet of a woman wafting off of her. |
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'''Noble''': ''(laughs) Oh man, she's crying and depressed, but (sniffs)'' hmm, '''smells gooood!''' ''(laughs)''}} |
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** Later: |
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{{quote|'''(Takeshi)''': I reminded myself that as a soldier or warrior or whatever she was exactly- |
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'''Noble''': Nudist. Stripper. ''(laughs)'' Who knows?}} |
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** Noble gets distracted: |
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{{quote|'''(Takeshi)''': Asahi considered [Takeshi's suggestion of moving] before giving me a quick nod, allowing her hand to fall from my shoulder. |
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'''Noble''': Ohh..! ..My cursor was on her tits. ''(click)'' You know why. ''(laughs)'' ''So,'' ah- |
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'''Asahi''': Right. We can't afford to remain stationary for long. |
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'''(Takeshi)''': Unable to argue with this, I slowly forced myself up to my fee- |
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'''Noble''': ''[[Delayed Reaction|I mean, can you blame me?!]] It just gravitates to the center of the screen! '''It pulls you in!''' (laughs)''}} |
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* In ''If You Met Your Anime Waifu'': |
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{{quote|'''Maibigbutt''': I spent over 6 thousand dollars on figurines but it was all worth it.. |
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'''Noble''': ''Six thousand dollars of figurines, man?! What are you doing? |
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'''Maibigbutt''': [[Conveniently an Orphan|My parents, who are dead]] [[Lampshade Hanging|because I'm a protagonist]], [[Black Comedy|didn't care-]] |
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''(Noble completely "loses his sh!t")'' |
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'''Noble''': ''Ahh, you got me with that one!'' Ahhh, you got me good with that one.}} |
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** When Maibigbutt gets [[To LOVE-Ru|Momo]] at his bedroom: |
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{{quote|'''Maibigbutt''': I love ''To-Love RU!'' I've seen your tits so many times! |
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''(Noble laughs hard)'' |
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'''Noble''': '''That is ''not''''' ''how you talk to your new waifu!'' ''(facepalm) Ohhh no.'' [[No Except Yes|But yeah, you really do]].}} |
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** Noble's WTF reaction to [[Sword Art Online|Asuna]]'s "[[Esoteric Happy Ending|Good]] [[Cold-Blooded Torture|end]]", clearly meant as a [[Hate Fic]]. |
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* In [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMeaZ9aWcfE HOW TO GET AWESOME ANIME COSPLAY (Samurai Buyer)], Noble trying some Super Cola candy... and making weird faces because it's super sour. |
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* In his playthrough of ''[[Doki Doki Literature Club!]]'': |
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** In the mini-game, Noble saying "GODDAMNIT!" every time he chooses a word he doesn't want. |
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** During {{spoiler|Yuri's confession}} in Act 2: |
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{{quote|{{spoiler|'''[[Yandere|Yuri]]''': I just want to pull you skin open and crawl inside of-}} |
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'''Noble''': '''''You know'', maybe that's a little much, there! ''Maybe'' we should calm down a bit, ''alright?!'''''}} |
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* In [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JDCFbh-_bE ''The Mainstream News Media ATTACKS Doki Doki Literature Club''], while Noble watches the report: |
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{{quote|'''BBC announcer''': [The game] features a group of high school girls in a book club [...] |
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'''Noble''': ''(while the report plays)'' "In a book club." Not in a literature club, ''not a literature-'' A "book club". |
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''(pauses the video)'' |
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'''Noble''': ''Aight you know, I'm not over that!'' She said a f*****g book club. A ''f*****g book club.'' And it's literally in the title of the game! ''Doki, Doki, Literature Club!'' |
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Why is that triggering me so much?}} |
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** Noble sees [[media:BBC-Report-2018-Caption-Fail.png|something wrong]] with a caption in the report: |
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{{quote|"Uh, is it just me, or did you mess up a little bit of the text there? Did you not know how to place text in a ''freaking'' mainstream news network- ''I'm sorry, what?"''}} |
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Latest revision as of 13:11, 9 May 2024
- His Funny Montages, especially those from 5 to 10, contain most of these examples.
- This Samurai Buyer opening sketch:
(After Noble sees another Noble (now known as Sponsor Man) watching a pic of Boku no Pico, he notices "the package.") |
Q: What happens if you get Lily [the Fox Mechanic] mad? |
- In the Hatsune Miku Waifu Game:
"I wonder who came up with that at the factory?" |
- His Rage Quit in Ep. 12 of the Rin Kagamine Waifu Game:
Noble: WHAT?! HE GETS THE "ONII-CHAN" TREATMENT AND I DON'T?! I'M NOT ACCEPTING THIS! NO! I WANT THE ONII-CHAN SHIT! |
- The Reveal in Ep. 19:
Game: What happened to all the talk about reinstallation? |
Game: Then, the two of us were being manipulated by Miku? |
- His Tokyo School Life playthrough is really funny, but here are some highlights:
- (Karin Route) His reaction to Noble Maibigbutt stalking Karin for the entire day. This part is the funniest:
[Maibigbutt runs in front of a taxi.] |
- (Sakura Route) When the girls convince Sakura not to overwork herself in the hospital:
- His playthrough of Chapter 7 of Princess Evangile. The best part is when Konomi declares "a naked duel" to Masaya. Oh Lord.
- His reaction to Fairy Fencer F's Shout-Out to Naruto.
- In Noble Goes to Japan:
Nasuka: So, Noble, what brings you to Japan? |
- When Nasuka leaves Noble and her sisters to make ramen:
Game Noble: Sooooo... |
- In Sakura Swim Club:
(When describing a character's cosplay tail.) |
- In Ep. 7, Noble laughing his ass off and wondering what the hell just happened, as Hiromi gets tangled up in controller cords, her clothes inexplicably (until it's explained) falling off her body.
- In HuniePop:
- (Ep. 5) When Noble answers "yes" to Audrey's stealing question.
Audrey: I'm not trying to hang out with a pussy. |
- In this animation, derived from his playthrough:
Audrey: Oh my God! Fine! |
- In the original, Noble does an Aside Glance.
- In the DEFI NITIVE Crack reaction:
- "WHERE'S MY FUCKING PHONE!!!?" (From Death Note)
- SUFFER! ...... BITCH! (From Mirai Nikki)
- In this reaction video to an Anime on Crack, Noble starts "barfing" to the ED of GochiUsa S2, a cutesy tune featuring Moe little girls... and then, a Garry's Mod character starts fapping intensely to it.
Noble (surprised): NO! DON'T FAP TO IT! NO! DON'T FAP TO IT! (laughs) |
- In the first episode of his Sakura Santa playthrough, Noble takes role of the priest, who tells a brutal invocation of the Featureless Protagonist.
- In Ep. 9, this gem: "History has great tits."
- In the Itsumi Route, Noble, when seeing paintings from other Sakura games, makes a Leaning on the Fourth Wall comment: "Almost like I've seen them before..." Koji then makes the same remark, and Noble bursts out laughing.
- (Ep. 14) During Santa's Heroic BSOD:
Santa: Don't look at me, Koji... |
- (Ep. 15) While Koji and Santa talk about not seeing the real Santa Claus in the workshop:
Koji: What about you, though? Why am I allowed to see you? |
- Noble then interprets Santa's flustered face as her shouting like a Tsundere:
- Santa: Dad told me!
- "Kawaii...? Am I Kawaii desu ne??!"
- When Santa is describing her (very unique) reasons for liking Christmas.
Koji: I can understand that feeling. |
- From his reaction to this Anime Crack:
- The girl getting owned by her own grenade in CS:GO.
- The punchline of the ERASED Cliff Hanger joke with Cartman.
- The tone-deaf "Awimbawe" a cappella from GATE.
- The joke with Noble and the Boku no Pico pic.
- His Time Tenshi playthrough is pretty entertaining:
- In Ep. 13, Noble guessing the "sex dungeon" joke right and having his biggest "lost sh!t" moment yet.
- In the Finale:
Noble: And now, we're ready to go back [in time] and murder our parents. (smiles, thumbs up) Yeaahhh! |
- In Nekopara Vol. 2:
- When Chocola tries to lie her way out with Shigure (she ate takoyaki along with Vanilla and Kashou), Noble doesn't buy it one bit.
- (Ep. 11) When Shigure wishes Kashou good night and leaves on a taxi:
Noble: Aww. Alright, you have a good night too, girl. Hn. Hn. Get the fuck out. (laughs) |
- When Coconut says to Kashou that she learned how to do online order receipts:
Coconut: Chocola taught me how to do it! Purr purr purr~ ♪ |
- Coconut, having interrupted Kashou and Chocola's foreplay, is made by him to stay for unclear reasons. She is struggling with her emotions, between attraction to Kashou and embarrasment at herself. As this dramatic scene full of tension unfolds, we see her fidgeting fingers and her glaring eyes that start to tear up. This is extremely awkward, and Kashou, conflicted with his own attraction, is aware of hers too. Coconut sighs in anguish. Then:
Kashou: (thinking) ...She's so damn sexy. |
- (Ep. 12) Noble laughing at the "Do you want to do... pervy stuff with me?" line.
- (Ep. 15, 17:30) Noble playing up Kashou's Tsundere-like dialogue.
"Is he being tsundere?! Oh, Kashou, I love it!" |
- (Finale) Noble completely "loses his sh!t" when Shigure gets hyped up about the news of Azuki joining Kashou's harem:
Shigure: (In a horribly awkward Engrish) Hey, brother! Lessay Nekoparase! WOOOO~OOOO YEAH WOOOO~ YEAHH! |
- In Don't Die Dateless, Dummy! Ep. 2, when Rugmunch is talking to a sad girl:
Noble: "I'd like to be your friend, too"! Yeah, come on, you don't need to be sorry. I'd like be your friend. |
- In Burokku Girls Ep. 2, when Takeshi's parents leave the lab:
Dr. Candy (who wants the D so bad): Don't worry, Professor! I'm sure I can keep Takeshi suitably distracted. |
- When Dr Candy presents her enormous "assets" to Takeshi:
Takeshi: (narrating) I was about to protest this, but even as I sputtered and stuttered- |
- (Ep. 3) When Dr. Candy kisses Takeshi on the lips right in front of his mom:
Noble: So what the fuck?! What is she smo- What the shit?! |
- (Ep. 5) While Takeshi and Asahi are having a moment in the forest:
Takeshi: (thinking) I could feel her tender skin upon my shoulder, I could feel her breath, see the concern and sorrow she wore in her eyes, and smell the scenet of a woman wafting off of her. |
- Later:
(Takeshi): I reminded myself that as a soldier or warrior or whatever she was exactly- |
- Noble gets distracted:
(Takeshi): Asahi considered [Takeshi's suggestion of moving] before giving me a quick nod, allowing her hand to fall from my shoulder. |
- In If You Met Your Anime Waifu:
Maibigbutt: I spent over 6 thousand dollars on figurines but it was all worth it.. |
- When Maibigbutt gets Momo at his bedroom:
Maibigbutt: I love To-Love RU! I've seen your tits so many times! |
- In HOW TO GET AWESOME ANIME COSPLAY (Samurai Buyer), Noble trying some Super Cola candy... and making weird faces because it's super sour.
- In his playthrough of Doki Doki Literature Club!:
- In the mini-game, Noble saying "GODDAMNIT!" every time he chooses a word he doesn't want.
- During Yuri's confession in Act 2:
Yuri: I just want to pull you skin open and crawl inside of- |
- In The Mainstream News Media ATTACKS Doki Doki Literature Club, while Noble watches the report:
BBC announcer: [The game] features a group of high school girls in a book club [...] |
- Noble sees something wrong with a caption in the report:
"Uh, is it just me, or did you mess up a little bit of the text there? Did you not know how to place text in a freaking mainstream news network- I'm sorry, what?" |
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