Lost Pause/Funny
- His Funny Montages, especially those from 5 to 10, contain most of these examples.
- This Samurai Buyer opening sketch:
(After Noble sees another Noble (now known as Sponsor Man) watching a pic of Boku no Pico, he notices "the package.") |
Q: What happens if you get Lily [the Fox Mechanic] mad? |
- In the Hatsune Miku Waifu Game:
"I wonder who came up with that at the factory?" |
- His Rage Quit in Ep. 12 of the Rin Kagamine Waifu Game:
Noble: WHAT?! HE GETS THE "ONII-CHAN" TREATMENT AND I DON'T?! I'M NOT ACCEPTING THIS! NO! I WANT THE ONII-CHAN SHIT! |
- The Reveal in Ep. 19:
Game: What happened to all the talk about reinstallation? |
Game: Then, the two of us were being manipulated by Miku? |
- His Tokyo School Life playthrough is really funny, but here are some highlights:
- (Karin Route) His reaction to Noble Maibigbutt stalking Karin for the entire day. This part is the funniest:
[Maibigbutt runs in front of a taxi.] |
- (Sakura Route) When the girls convince Sakura not to overwork herself in the hospital:
- His playthrough of Chapter 7 of Princess Evangile. The best part is when Konomi declares "a naked duel" to Masaya. Oh Lord.
- His reaction to Fairy Fencer F's Shout-Out to Naruto.
- In Noble Goes to Japan:
Nasuka: So, Noble, what brings you to Japan? |
- When Nasuka leaves Noble and her sisters to make ramen:
Game Noble: Sooooo... |
- In Sakura Swim Club:
(When describing a character's cosplay tail.) |
- In Ep. 7, Noble laughing his ass off and wondering what the hell just happened, as Hiromi gets tangled up in controller cords, her clothes inexplicably (until it's explained) falling off her body.
- In HuniePop:
- (Ep. 5) When Noble answers "yes" to Audrey's stealing question.
Audrey: I'm not trying to hang out with a pussy. |
- In this animation, derived from his playthrough:
Audrey: Oh my God! Fine! |
- In the original, Noble does an Aside Glance.
- In the DEFI NITIVE Crack reaction:
- "WHERE'S MY FUCKING PHONE!!!?" (From Death Note)
- SUFFER! ...... BITCH! (From Mirai Nikki)
- In this reaction video to an Anime on Crack, Noble starts "barfing" to the ED of GochiUsa S2, a cutesy tune featuring Moe little girls... and then, a Garry's Mod character starts fapping intensely to it.
Noble (surprised): NO! DON'T FAP TO IT! NO! DON'T FAP TO IT! (laughs) |
- In the first episode of his Sakura Santa playthrough, Noble takes role of the priest, who tells a brutal invocation of the Featureless Protagonist.
- In Ep. 9, this gem: "History has great tits."
- In the Itsumi Route, Noble, when seeing paintings from other Sakura games, makes a Leaning on the Fourth Wall comment: "Almost like I've seen them before..." Koji then makes the same remark, and Noble bursts out laughing.
- (Ep. 14) During Santa's Heroic BSOD:
Santa: Don't look at me, Koji... |
- (Ep. 15) While Koji and Santa talk about not seeing the real Santa Claus in the workshop:
Koji: What about you, though? Why am I allowed to see you? |
- Noble then interprets Santa's flustered face as her shouting like a Tsundere:
- Santa: Dad told me!
- "Kawaii...? Am I Kawaii desu ne??!"
- When Santa is describing her (very unique) reasons for liking Christmas.
Koji: I can understand that feeling. |
- From his reaction to this Anime Crack:
- The girl getting owned by her own grenade in CS:GO.
- The punchline of the ERASED Cliff Hanger joke with Cartman.
- The tone-deaf "Awimbawe" a cappella from GATE.
- The joke with Noble and the Boku no Pico pic.
- His Time Tenshi playthrough is pretty entertaining:
- In Ep. 13, Noble guessing the "sex dungeon" joke right and having his biggest "lost sh!t" moment yet.
- In the Finale:
Noble: And now, we're ready to go back [in time] and murder our parents. (smiles, thumbs up) Yeaahhh! |
- In Nekopara Vol. 2:
- When Chocola tries to lie her way out with Shigure (she ate takoyaki along with Vanilla and Kashou), Noble doesn't buy it one bit.
- (Ep. 11) When Shigure wishes Kashou good night and leaves on a taxi:
Noble: Aww. Alright, you have a good night too, girl. Hn. Hn. Get the fuck out. (laughs) |
- When Coconut says to Kashou that she learned how to do online order receipts:
Coconut: Chocola taught me how to do it! Purr purr purr~ ♪ |
- Coconut, having interrupted Kashou and Chocola's foreplay, is made by him to stay for unclear reasons. She is struggling with her emotions, between attraction to Kashou and embarrasment at herself. As this dramatic scene full of tension unfolds, we see her fidgeting fingers and her glaring eyes that start to tear up. This is extremely awkward, and Kashou, conflicted with his own attraction, is aware of hers too. Coconut sighs in anguish. Then:
Kashou: (thinking) ...She's so damn sexy. |
- (Ep. 12) Noble laughing at the "Do you want to do... pervy stuff with me?" line.
- (Ep. 15, 17:30) Noble playing up Kashou's Tsundere-like dialogue.
"Is he being tsundere?! Oh, Kashou, I love it!" |
- (Finale) Noble completely "loses his sh!t" when Shigure gets hyped up about the news of Azuki joining Kashou's harem:
Shigure: (In a horribly awkward Engrish) Hey, brother! Lessay Nekoparase! WOOOO~OOOO YEAH WOOOO~ YEAHH! |
- In Don't Die Dateless, Dummy! Ep. 2, when Rugmunch is talking to a sad girl:
Noble: "I'd like to be your friend, too"! Yeah, come on, you don't need to be sorry. I'd like be your friend. |
- In Burokku Girls Ep. 2, when Takeshi's parents leave the lab:
Dr. Candy (who wants the D so bad): Don't worry, Professor! I'm sure I can keep Takeshi suitably distracted. |
- When Dr Candy presents her enormous "assets" to Takeshi:
Takeshi: (narrating) I was about to protest this, but even as I sputtered and stuttered- |
- (Ep. 3) When Dr. Candy kisses Takeshi on the lips right in front of his mom:
Noble: So what the fuck?! What is she smo- What the shit?! |
- (Ep. 5) While Takeshi and Asahi are having a moment in the forest:
Takeshi: (thinking) I could feel her tender skin upon my shoulder, I could feel her breath, see the concern and sorrow she wore in her eyes, and smell the scenet of a woman wafting off of her. |
- Later:
(Takeshi): I reminded myself that as a soldier or warrior or whatever she was exactly- |
- Noble gets distracted:
(Takeshi): Asahi considered [Takeshi's suggestion of moving] before giving me a quick nod, allowing her hand to fall from my shoulder. |
- In If You Met Your Anime Waifu:
Maibigbutt: I spent over 6 thousand dollars on figurines but it was all worth it.. |
- When Maibigbutt gets Momo at his bedroom:
Maibigbutt: I love To-Love RU! I've seen your tits so many times! |
- In HOW TO GET AWESOME ANIME COSPLAY (Samurai Buyer), Noble trying some Super Cola candy... and making weird faces because it's super sour.
- In his playthrough of Doki Doki Literature Club!:
- In the mini-game, Noble saying "GODDAMNIT!" every time he chooses a word he doesn't want.
- During Yuri's confession in Act 2:
Yuri: I just want to pull you skin open and crawl inside of- |
- In The Mainstream News Media ATTACKS Doki Doki Literature Club, while Noble watches the report:
BBC announcer: [The game] features a group of high school girls in a book club [...] |
- Noble sees something wrong with a caption in the report:
"Uh, is it just me, or did you mess up a little bit of the text there? Did you not know how to place text in a freaking mainstream news network- I'm sorry, what?" |
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