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Utah (merged with California,) Japan, and Ukraine are all that's left of the free world. Spain is an empire. Pakistan has nearly taken over the world, but Spain wants to stop Pakistan dead in its tracks before any more innocent lives are lost. Already, Ukraine is performing kamikaze missions. It's up to Utah to convince Japan to join forces in an alliance before they're all annexed to Spain. So they send a team of diplomats to Seattle to assess the damage there, and they're nearly wiped out by a Serial Killer who has an entire library full of Freudian Excuses.

They finally make it to Japan, only to battle The Plague being spread in schools because Planned Parenthood defected to Pakistan. They escape from that debacle and find themselves trapped in Springfield, which has been renamed New Gomorrah because Depraved Homosexual mobs and angels dressed like Stormtroopers are battling each other to the death.

And one of the diplomats begins dating a Bulgarian vampire. Suddenly, we discover that Iran has been taken over by Jared Loughner in a bobcat suit. He's renamed it New Amalek, and only Pakistan agrees to be neutral. Spain and Utah join forces with Japan to defeat their common enemy in Bobcat Loughner's nation of evil. Then the Spanish empire collapses. Utah and Japan are left to their own device to deal with Pakistan.

And Exty Years From Now, Utah residents are forced to move to Spain when Pakistan drops The Deadliest Mushroom on Salt Lake City. Then, it's up to treasure hunters to make sure Pakistan doesn't find the blueprints to make a Death Ray.

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