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{{quote|"''I'll be honest here. I'm kind of shocked that none of you have made a pony in PonyMaker for the Zane and I.<br /> |
{{quote|"''I'll be honest here. I'm kind of shocked that none of you have made a pony in PonyMaker for the Zane and I.<br /> |
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With all that you kids have done, this is like the last thing you haven't.<br /> |
With all that you kids have done, this is like the last thing you haven't.<br /> |
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#shock''"|'''Drake''', ''[[ |
#shock''"|'''Drake''', ''[[Bronyism]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Ida''': We’ve come this far, there's no turning back.<br /> |
{{quote|'''Ida''': We’ve come this far, there's no turning back.<br /> |
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'''The Doctor''': Oh, did you have to? 'No turning back'? That's almost as bad as "Nothing could possibly go wrong" or "This is gonna be the best Christmas Walford's ever had!"|''[[ |
'''The Doctor''': Oh, did you have to? 'No turning back'? That's almost as bad as "Nothing could possibly go wrong" or "This is gonna be the best Christmas Walford's ever had!"|''[[Doctor Who]]'', "The Impossible Planet/The Satan Pit"}} |
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{{quote|'''Marge''': I think you're making him angry...<br /> |
{{quote|'''Marge''': I think you're making him angry...<br /> |
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'''Reporter''': Come oooon, what's he gonna do? Run amok in downtown Springfield?|''[[The Simpsons ( |
'''Reporter''': Come oooon, what's he gonna do? Run amok in downtown Springfield?|''[[The Simpsons (animation)|The Simpsons]]'', "[[Treehouse of Horror]] III"}} |
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{{quote|Leo: You are on full health, dude!<br /> |
{{quote|Leo: You are on full health, dude!<br /> |
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Raph: F*** you.|Dorkly, TMNT Argue Over Pizza.}} |
Raph: F*** you.|Dorkly, TMNT Argue Over Pizza.}} |
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{{quote|''"Yes! [[Large Ham|I]] [[Catch Phrase|am]] [[Hope Spot|invincible!]]"''|'''Boris Grishenko''', ''[[ |
{{quote|''"Yes! [[Large Ham|I]] [[Catch Phrase|am]] [[Hope Spot|invincible!]]"''|'''Boris Grishenko''', ''[[Goldeneye]]'', {{spoiler|moments before being killed}}}} |
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{{quote|''"Well, now, really, what did you expect after a line like that?"''|'''Nale''', ''[[ |
{{quote|''"Well, now, really, what did you expect after a line like that?"''|'''Nale''', ''[[The Order of the Stick]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Jeremy Clarkson''': How hard can it be?<br /> |
{{quote|'''Jeremy Clarkson''': How hard can it be?<br /> |
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{{quote|'''Grace''': ''What're you gonna do, Ranger Rick? Huh? You gonna shoot me?''<br /> |
{{quote|'''Grace''': ''What're you gonna do, Ranger Rick? Huh? You gonna shoot me?''<br /> |
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'''Quaritch''': ''I can do that.'' {{spoiler|He does.}}|''[[Avatar ( |
'''Quaritch''': ''I can do that.'' {{spoiler|He does.}}|''[[Avatar (film)|Avatar]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Tali''': Shepard, this is Admiral [[Fail O'Suckyname|Zaal'Koris vas Qwib-Qwib]]. ''Do not ask about the name.''<br /> |
{{quote|'''Tali''': Shepard, this is Admiral [[Fail O'Suckyname|Zaal'Koris vas Qwib-Qwib]]. ''Do not ask about the name.''<br /> |
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'''Shepard''': ...you have a ship named ''Qwib-Qwib''?<br /> |
'''Shepard''': ...you have a ship named ''Qwib-Qwib''?<br /> |
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'''Tali''': Oh, here we go...|''[[ |
'''Tali''': Oh, here we go...|''[[Mass Effect 2]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Liara''': Their attacks are disorganized. They would be more effective if they all attacked at once.<br /> |
{{quote|'''Liara''': Their attacks are disorganized. They would be more effective if they all attacked at once.<br /> |
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''(Later in the base...)''<br /> |
''(Later in the base...)''<br /> |
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'''Liara''': More of them, how many does the Shadow Broker need?<br /> |
'''Liara''': More of them, how many does the Shadow Broker need?<br /> |
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'''Shepard''': [[Genre Savvy|I told you.]]|''[[ |
'''Shepard''': [[Genre Savvy|I told you.]]|''[[Mass Effect 2]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Seymour and Audrey''': ''We'll have a family/Three kids or four/Lights in the window/Christmas wreath on the door/Roses are red, love/Weddings are white/We'll have tomorrow/If we/Make it through tonight!''|''[[Cut Song]] from [[Little Shop of Horrors]], immediately preceding said characters both dying tragically''}} |
{{quote|'''Seymour and Audrey''': ''We'll have a family/Three kids or four/Lights in the window/Christmas wreath on the door/Roses are red, love/Weddings are white/We'll have tomorrow/If we/Make it through tonight!''|''[[Cut Song]] from [[Little Shop of Horrors]], immediately preceding said characters both dying tragically''}} |
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'''The Emperor:''' Hey, what are you doing? PUT ME DOWN! AHHHHHHHH!!!|''[[Star Wars]] [[Robot Chicken]] 2''}} |
'''The Emperor:''' Hey, what are you doing? PUT ME DOWN! AHHHHHHHH!!!|''[[Star Wars]] [[Robot Chicken]] 2''}} |
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{{quote|'''[[The Nostalgia Chick]]''': "Besides, how gay could it be?"<br /> |
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'''[[He-Man and the Masters of the Universe|He Man and The Masters of The Universe]]''': "A work of art like my famous spice bread takes time."<br /> |
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'''[[The Nostalgia Chick]]''': *[[Jaw Drop]]*|''[[The Nostalgia Chick]]'', on [[She Ra]].}} |
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{{quote|''Stop that!'' Every time you say 'we survived', we ''don't!''|'''Torben''', ''Äpplet Och Masken'' (''The Apple And The Worm'')}} |
{{quote|''Stop that!'' Every time you say 'we survived', we ''don't!''|'''Torben''', ''Äpplet Och Masken'' (''The Apple And The Worm'')}} |
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'''Randy:''' Yeah, sure.<br /> |
'''Randy:''' Yeah, sure.<br /> |
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'''Stu:''' ''[[Lampshade Hanging|I'll be right back!]]''<br /> |
'''Stu:''' ''[[Lampshade Hanging|I'll be right back!]]''<br /> |
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'''Randy:''' You see, you push the laws, and you end up dead, okay? I'll see you in the kitchen with a knife.|''[[Scream ( |
'''Randy:''' You see, you push the laws, and you end up dead, okay? I'll see you in the kitchen with a knife.|''[[Scream (film)|Scream]]''}} |
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{{quote|''"The fate of Equestria doesn't depend on my making friends."''|'''Twilight Sparkle''', ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic |
{{quote|''"The fate of Equestria doesn't depend on my making friends."''|'''Twilight Sparkle''', ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic|My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic]]'', It does. It totally does.}} |
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{{quote|'''Red Mage''': We're our own worst enemies! What ''can'' he do?! <br /> |
{{quote|'''Red Mage''': We're our own worst enemies! What ''can'' he do?! <br /> |
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'''Red Mage''':... ''What if'' I said it was a rhetorical question? |'''[[8-Bit Theater (Webcomic)|Eight Bit Theater]]''' }} |
'''Red Mage''':... ''What if'' I said it was a rhetorical question? |'''[[8-Bit Theater (Webcomic)|Eight Bit Theater]]''' }} |
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{{quote|''"There's a line between tempting fate and dressing up in a low-cut gown, lying on a bed covered in thousand dollar bills and purring 'Oh Fate, you big handsome stud.'"''|[http://www.cracked.com/article_14945_5-recent-scientific-advances-and-how-theyll-destroy-us-all.html 5 Recent Scientific Advances (And How They'll Destroy Us All)], ''[[Cracked |
{{quote|''"There's a line between tempting fate and dressing up in a low-cut gown, lying on a bed covered in thousand dollar bills and purring 'Oh Fate, you big handsome stud.'"''|[http://www.cracked.com/article_14945_5-recent-scientific-advances-and-how-theyll-destroy-us-all.html 5 Recent Scientific Advances (And How They'll Destroy Us All)], ''[[Cracked.com|Cracked]]''}} |
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{{quote|''"Wait...so they're lingering on a shot ''of a'' frieze before introducing ''Mr.'' Freeze? Huh...that's [[Actually Pretty Funny|actually pretty clever]]; maybe this won't be so bad..."''|The [[ |
{{quote|''"Wait...so they're lingering on a shot ''of a'' frieze before introducing ''Mr.'' Freeze? Huh...that's [[Actually Pretty Funny|actually pretty clever]]; maybe this won't be so bad..."''|The [[Riff Trax]] of ''[[Batman and Robin (film)|Batman and Robin]]''}} |
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{{quote|''"90% of you didn't know you could download DVDs off the internet until '''[[Digital Piracy Is Evil|we fucking told you not to do it]]''' in ads before movies."''|Buck's submission to [[Something Awful]]'s [http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/dvd-piracy-posters.php?page=10 DVD Piracy poster parody contest]}} |
{{quote|''"90% of you didn't know you could download DVDs off the internet until '''[[Digital Piracy Is Evil|we fucking told you not to do it]]''' in ads before movies."''|Buck's submission to [[Something Awful]]'s [http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/dvd-piracy-posters.php?page=10 DVD Piracy poster parody contest]}} |
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{{quote|'''Slowbeef''': Okay, this is [[ |
{{quote|'''Slowbeef''': Okay, this is [[Xenogears]]. So there's no fucking way you have a [[Bill Clinton]] joke.<br /> |
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'''Diabeetus''' * In faux-[[Bill Clinton]] accent* : [[Double Entendre|I'll show something that's]] [[Humongous Mecha|Weltall]].<br /> |
'''Diabeetus''' * In faux-[[Bill Clinton]] accent* : [[Double Entendre|I'll show something that's]] [[Humongous Mecha|Weltall]].<br /> |
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'''Slowbeef''': Shit.<br /> |
'''Slowbeef''': Shit.<br /> |
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'''Diabeetus''': Sorry.|''[[Retsupurae]]'' on ''[[ |
'''Diabeetus''': Sorry.|''[[Retsupurae]]'' on ''[[Xenogears]]''}} |
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{{quote|''"With the amount of dignity lost, I don't see how this could possibly get any.."'' * [[Record Needle Scratch]]* ''"[[Dancing Theme|...worse]][[Suzumiya Haruhi|?]]"''|''[[Retsupurae]]'', [http://www.viddler.com/explore/Diabetus/videos/17/ The Most Shameful Thing In The World]}} |
{{quote|''"With the amount of dignity lost, I don't see how this could possibly get any.."'' * [[Record Needle Scratch]]* ''"[[Dancing Theme|...worse]][[Suzumiya Haruhi|?]]"''|''[[Retsupurae]]'', [http://www.viddler.com/explore/Diabetus/videos/17/ The Most Shameful Thing In The World]}} |
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{{quote|''"You know, I need to learn to keep my fucking mouth shut."''|''[[ |
{{quote|''"You know, I need to learn to keep my fucking mouth shut."''|''[[The Nostalgia Critic]]'', [[The Super Mario Brothers Super Show]]}} |
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{{quote|'''Valtor''': What're you gonna do, hit me with the Water Stars?<br /> |
{{quote|'''Valtor''': What're you gonna do, hit me with the Water Stars?<br /> |
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{{quote|'''Graf Sepperin''': Empty platitudes. If you are so certain of yourself, then show me the true extent of your power! (gets beaten by Spiritia) Gah... [[Didn't See That Coming|I had not expected such an outcome]]...!|''[[Rosenkreuzstilette]]''}} |
{{quote|'''Graf Sepperin''': Empty platitudes. If you are so certain of yourself, then show me the true extent of your power! (gets beaten by Spiritia) Gah... [[Didn't See That Coming|I had not expected such an outcome]]...!|''[[Rosenkreuzstilette]]''}} |
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{{quote|''"Great! I snuck into the villain's stronghold and gave him the item of power. [[What Could Possibly Go Wrong?|What else could go wrong]]?"|'''The Hero''', ''[[ |
{{quote|''"Great! I snuck into the villain's stronghold and gave him the item of power. [[What Could Possibly Go Wrong?|What else could go wrong]]?"|'''The Hero''', ''[[Adventure Quest Worlds]]'', moments before the Lake Hydra appears}} |
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{{quote|'''Tai Lung''': What are you gonna do? SIT ON ME?!<br /> |
{{quote|'''Tai Lung''': What are you gonna do? SIT ON ME?!<br /> |
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'''Po''': Don't tempt me.|''[[ |
'''Po''': Don't tempt me.|''[[Kung Fu Panda]]''}} |
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{{quote|''"You don't need the brakes! [[Blatant Lies|I'm a professional]] [[It Makes Sense in Context|minecart driver!]]"''|''[[Proton Jon]]'' from ''[[The Runaway Guys]]''. {{spoiler|Several seconds later, they fall in the lava because they didn't use the brakes.}}}} |
{{quote|''"You don't need the brakes! [[Blatant Lies|I'm a professional]] [[It Makes Sense in Context|minecart driver!]]"''|''[[Proton Jon]]'' from ''[[The Runaway Guys]]''. {{spoiler|Several seconds later, they fall in the lava because they didn't use the brakes.}}}} |
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''(giant serpent pops out of the sea)''<br /> |
''(giant serpent pops out of the sea)''<br /> |
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'''Sokka''': The universe just loves proving me wrong, doesn't it?<br /> |
'''Sokka''': The universe just loves proving me wrong, doesn't it?<br /> |
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'''Toph''': You make it too easy!|''[[ |
'''Toph''': You make it too easy!|''[[Avatar: The Last Airbender]]''}} |
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{{quote|''No matter how bad your day gets, one should never ponder if things could get any worse. Because fate simply loves a challenge, and fate never fails to deliver.'' |'''''[[ |
{{quote|''No matter how bad your day gets, one should never ponder if things could get any worse. Because fate simply loves a challenge, and fate never fails to deliver.'' |'''''[[Dead Winter]]''''', [http://www.deadwinter.cc/page/022.htm Page 22]}} |
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{{quote|''"Wazzpinator having good day! Not yet shot once!"''<br /> |
{{quote|''"Wazzpinator having good day! Not yet shot once!"''<br /> |
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(Rattrap shoots Waspinator out of the sky)|[[Beast Wars |
(Rattrap shoots Waspinator out of the sky)|[[Beast Wars|Wasp]][[The Chew Toy|inator]]}} |
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{{quote|''"What if it knew its master is dead? I wonder what the familiar would do then. It's not like it's unchained and going to return to its orignal form, right?"<br /> |
{{quote|''"What if it knew its master is dead? I wonder what the familiar would do then. It's not like it's unchained and going to return to its orignal form, right?"<br /> |
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"I'll be honest here. I'm kind of shocked that none of you have made a pony in PonyMaker for the Zane and I.
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Ida: We’ve come this far, there's no turning back. —Doctor Who, "The Impossible Planet/The Satan Pit"
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Marge: I think you're making him angry... —The Simpsons, "Treehouse of Horror III"
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"Well, now, really, what did you expect after a line like that?"
—Nale, The Order of the Stick
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Jeremy Clarkson: How hard can it be? |
Grace: What're you gonna do, Ranger Rick? Huh? You gonna shoot me? |
Tali: Shepard, this is Admiral Zaal'Koris vas Qwib-Qwib. Do not ask about the name. |
Liara: Their attacks are disorganized. They would be more effective if they all attacked at once. |
Seymour and Audrey: We'll have a family/Three kids or four/Lights in the window/Christmas wreath on the door/Roses are red, love/Weddings are white/We'll have tomorrow/If we/Make it through tonight!
—Cut Song from Little Shop of Horrors, immediately preceding said characters both dying tragically
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The Nostalgia Chick: "Besides, how gay could it be?" —The Nostalgia Chick, on She Ra.
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Stop that! Every time you say 'we survived', we don't!
—Torben, Äpplet Och Masken (The Apple And The Worm)
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"Ask not for whom it gets worse. It gets worse for thee."
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Randy: Never, ever, ever, under any circumstances, say "I'll be right back." 'Cause you won't be back. |
"The fate of Equestria doesn't depend on my making friends."
—Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic, It does. It totally does.
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Red Mage: We're our own worst enemies! What can he do?! |
"There's a line between tempting fate and dressing up in a low-cut gown, lying on a bed covered in thousand dollar bills and purring 'Oh Fate, you big handsome stud.'"
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"Wait...so they're lingering on a shot of a frieze before introducing Mr. Freeze? Huh...that's actually pretty clever; maybe this won't be so bad..."
—The Riff Trax of Batman and Robin
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"90% of you didn't know you could download DVDs off the internet until we fucking told you not to do it in ads before movies." |
Slowbeef: Okay, this is Xenogears. So there's no fucking way you have a Bill Clinton joke. —Retsupurae on Xenogears
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"With the amount of dignity lost, I don't see how this could possibly get any.." * Record Needle Scratch* "...worse?"
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"You know, I need to learn to keep my fucking mouth shut."
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Valtor: What're you gonna do, hit me with the Water Stars? —Winx Club Episode 77 (The Spell of the Elements
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Grizzaka: It's your turn to learn the same lesson all of my enemies have. There is no one as powerful as Grizzaka... and NEVER will be. |
Graf Sepperin: Empty platitudes. If you are so certain of yourself, then show me the true extent of your power! (gets beaten by Spiritia) Gah... I had not expected such an outcome...!
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"Great! I snuck into the villain's stronghold and gave him the item of power. What else could go wrong?"
—The Hero, Adventure Quest Worlds, moments before the Lake Hydra appears
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Tai Lung: What are you gonna do? SIT ON ME?! |
"You don't need the brakes! I'm a professional minecart driver!"
—Proton Jon from The Runaway Guys. Several seconds later, they fall in the lava because they didn't use the brakes.
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Sokka: Things couldn't get much worse. |
No matter how bad your day gets, one should never ponder if things could get any worse. Because fate simply loves a challenge, and fate never fails to deliver.
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"What if it knew its master is dead? I wonder what the familiar would do then. It's not like it's unchained and going to return to its orignal form, right?" —Random Guard, The Blue Exorcist episode 10.
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Axe Knight: Kirby is headed for the reactor! —Kirby Super Star, "Revenge of Meta Knight" (Ultra version)
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Spike: Be careful when you open that door... |