YouTube Poop/Quotes
Because Youtube is where the poop is!
—Opening quote
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"Mah boi-Will DIE! Koopa Football Players-Will DIE! The Triforce of Courage/Widsom-Will DIE! Squadala!-Will DIE! Kids-Will DIE! Your Parents-Will DIE! Mama Luigi-Will DIE! Your Teacher-Will DIE! Ganon-Will DIE...WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT??!!"
—Various Charaters/Ganon
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"Snooping as usual, I see!"
—Dr. Robotnik
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"Small, medium, large, and... MAMA LUIGI?!"
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"Ain't I a little dick, though?"
—Bugs Bunny, "Bugs Bunny Celebrates Christmas in February"
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Mah boi, YOU MUST DIE! |
"Be polite. Have a crap on everyone you meet."
—The Sniper "Meet the Handheld Bullet Device"
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Kids! You're not important! You're not cool! You're dumb! No one likes you! You have a problem learning how to read! If that makes you feel uncomfortable, THAT'S TOO BAD!. So what do you do? First, you DRINK LIQUOR, then you TOUCH a police officer.
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The Angry Video Game Nerd: Here are five things that should've been improved. Number one is gonna be a spellcheck. Let's play teacher and grade this piece of shit. It should've said, 'I hope she made lotsa spaghetti!' Moving on to number two. The second thing in this game that should've been improved would've been a better use of spaghetti. So number three is gonna be better spaghetti. |
Here's a rhyme for you: |
"Who lives in an Octorok under your face? |
"Kids, there's nothing more cool than gold, but if someone tries to touch a single coin in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's breaking and entering. It's your gold. No one has the right to touch a single coin if you don't want them to, so whaddaya do?! First, ya say 'NOOOOOO!!' Then, ya tally it up! Then, ya pluck my tailfeathers and call me baldy! Then, ya follow the homing device. Then, ya use your tuning fork to get the map out of the ice. Then, ya take care of my nephews. Then, ya quit griping and give me a boost! Then, ya send that junky old boat to Unca Donald. Then, ya name the price and double it, and then, ya check the Junior Woodchucks' Guidebook. Then, ya open all the doors at once. Then, ya throw THE SWITCH! Then, ya search for Darkwing! Then, ya notice the enormous flag. Then, ya pretend Mr. Bushroot is on fire! Then, ya go on a big date! Then, ya get bonked on head by raining barrel! Then, ya flee constantly. Then, ya take a Winston break! Then, ya get stuck with Jughead! Then, ya change the meaning of "for" to "from". Then, ya touch the green button. Then, ya SELL THOSE BIG MAN COMICS! Then, ya find that thing and get rid of that cat! Then, ya buy a pig-hormone off the Internet and put it on to attract chicks! Then, ya join the Navy! Then, ya start pulling your weight around here. Then, ya spit, uh, split the dimension barrier. Then, ya cool off everything but his temper! Then, ya watch Histeria! Then, ya clean out your dimes and nickels."
—Sonic the Hedgehog, Scrooge McDuck's Gold Fetish
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"Aw do I have to die so soon?"
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"Hey Zelda. I just want to say...it sure is boring without you."
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"YouTube Poop - it's both good and bad!"
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"Good site but I don't like the constant orgasming over Haruhi , Lyrical Nanoha , or TTGL on there"
—YouTube Poop forums user The Red Mage on TV Tropes
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"Why is my beautiful head drifting off into deep space?!?"
—Robotnik, Robotnik's Beautiful Head
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King Harkinian: "After you scrub all the floors in Hyrule, then after you scrub all the floors in Gamelon, then after you scrub all of me, then after you rub oil on my penis, then you can rub my dick, then you can eat ship, then you can take mah boi to dinner." |
Eddy: "A DICKIE?!"
—Most any YTP involving Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy
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"Let's Shit!"
—Sonic, Robotnik Farts
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Gannon: I will make your face die! |
"Stop this faggotry and I mean now!"
—Dr Robotnik, Robotnik Wants to Be Uke
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Light Yagami: I'll take a potato chip... |
"Touch my PINGAS!"
—Dr. Robotnik
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"You'll never let go of your ass."
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Moar Krabs: Good morning Mr. Squidward! |
"The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote: PINGAS, PINESS, PENIS."
—Robotnik Watches TV
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Frollo: God have mercy on me... —Judge Frollo and "God", Frollo Goes to Hell, Michigan
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Simba: But dad, don't we eat Mufasa? —The Hyenas Want You to Do It Again
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Link: I just wonder what Krobo Productions is up to! —The King visits Metaleeto.com by SwishFilmsinc
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"Duke Onkled is one of those gays."
—Mario, The King's Unreasonable Demands by SwishFilmsinc
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It is written: only a kiss can return the Triforce to harmony. Only then the Triforce can defeat evil once again.
—Gwonam, Strive for Love Finale (Part 2)
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George: Hello Tyrarus, I'm bonkers! |
Grabs life by the conkers, and hydrates you 'till you say...GAME OVER YEEEEAAAAAAAH!!!
—Mr. Volcano, Exploding Bats may result in GAME OVER YEAH!
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I'll make them strong, and I'll smack yer ma'!
—Dr. Robotnik, Robotnik Wants to Smack Yer Ma'
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I'd Like to Bone Esmeralda!
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Global warming, mothafucka, you heard 'er!
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