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Kicking a kitten... A grown man punting a kitten who was looking the other way... It was the bravest thing I've ever seen. —Torg, Sluggy Freelance at the end of the KITTEN story arc.

Mr Wonka looked first at Grandma Josephine. She was sitting in the middle of the huge bed, bawling her head off. "Wa! Wa! Wa!", she said. "Wa! Wa! Wa! Wa! Wa! —Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator

GRRAAGGHH! *chomp, munch* GRRAAGGHHH!! *gulp* —Yui Ikari, Neon Genesis Evangelion

Alright, we need to know where this store house is, because there is a guy there who is eating the burgers to produce fuel for his organic jetpack. —Dr. McNinja to Ronald McDonald, The Adventures of Dr. McNinja

Okay, bacon. BACON, DAMMIT!!! —Grim-Eyes, Digger

Yes! I am the king of gay chicken! —Ben, Scrubs

Gwen: CHRIS CHRIS CHRIS! The Zingies! Caught by the tree, tied up, my hands are in Cody's pants, this trouble is BIG! Tyler: ...Way to go Cody. —Total Drama World Tour

Must. Lick. Rod! —Yami Bakura, Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series, "Fun In Yugi's Mind"

I didn't know you could grow Viagra trees. —Linkara, Atop the Fourth Wall, on Batman #147

I have a truly marvelous proof of this proposition, which this margin is too narrow to contain. —Pierre de Fermat, about his Last Theorem

GET OUT OF MY PLANT'S MIND. >:( —Roxy, Let's Play Pokémon Crystal Chapter 33

That was nothing like the back of the box. Where's my space lobster? —Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, "Drive-Thru"

What manner of uncivilized ribcage is this, anyways? —Old Timey Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, Sickly Sam's Big Outing

Jesus is Magic? No, WHALES are Magic. They saved the Titanic with a giant pink octopus and horny mice! —Wolf, Here Wolf

Right now I'm kinda dealing with a war between regulation-happy Californians, insular technophile xenophobes, and slave-owning, skirtwearing homosexuals. —Jay Naylor

Jamie: How are we going to get out of here? Adam: Mars, or 1947? Jamie: Both! —Irregular Webcomic

I am going to sneak up on my sister and eat her dog brain. —Lobster Man, Axe Cop

Why do my nostrils whisper to me-e-e-e-e-e-e? —Candace, Phineas and Ferb

Scott: And my escape will be a piece of cake, 'cause nobody's gonna get in the way of a giant mass of angry dogs walking down the street. Rick: Especially if it's carrying a urinal. —Basic Instructions

We need to save Buffy from Hansel and Gretel. —Giles, Buffy the Vampire Slayer

I just can't wait for the Better Homes and Gardens list of helpful tips for household reuse of sixteen-inch acrylonitrite-butadiene-styrene phalluses. —Alt Text from an Xkcd strip

Please spay or neuter your dead squid today. —What The Fuck Is Wrong With You? Episode 12

Nicole: Damn it, Sam, I don't want you to die on a flying building full of ninjas! Sam: I don't want you to die on a flying building full of ninjas, either! (They make out) —Sam and Fuzzy

A short while ago I wrote a column on words we always mix up with other words, where I drew shoddy pictures of things like Superboy being shot out of a Superman-shaped cannon. This completely made sense in the context of the article. —Cracked.com, 8 Words the Internet Loves to Confuse With Other Words

As soon as I put this hot poker in my ass, I'm going to chop my dick off! —George Carlin, (here's the clip)

People die if they are killed. —Emiya Shirou, Fate Stay Night

And then, once I was charged into my clothes, I was a lot calmer than me, so- —Generator, Whateley Universe, "Ayla and the Great Shoulder Angel Conspiracy"

You know, Darren, if you'd told me twenty-five years ago that some day I'd be standing here about to solve the world's energy problems, I would've said you were crazy. Now let's push this giant ball of oil out the window. —Kramer, Seinfeld

By the authority granted to me by his imperial majesty Kaiser Wilhelm the Second, I now pronounce you man and wife. Proceed with the execution. —Captain of the Louisa, The African Queen

Kanzaki: I don't want to see her be raped by machines. Touma: Okay, that's it. How the hell can you say that when you've never even tried it? —A Certain Magical Index

I beat the shit out of some kids today, but it was for a purpose. It made me feel good about myself. It's like I did something constructive with my life, like I accomplished something. —Willie Stokes, Bad Santa

Check his flower pot. Check his flower pot for gay porn. We desperately need those new dresses. —Tycho, Penny Arcade

And there was a giant uvula hanging from the ceiling. Which is weird, because crabs don't have uvulas. —From a post found on the Phineas and Ferb Wiki IRC

We've known each other for almost two years now. And yeah, in that time I've given a lot of speeches, but they all have one thing in common: they're all different. These drug runners aren't going to execute Pierce because he's racist. It's a locomotive that runs on US, and the only sharks in that water are the emotional ghosts that I like to call fear, anchovies, fear, and the dangers of ingesting mercury. Because the real bugs aren't the ones in those beds. And there's no such thing as a free Caesar salad and even if there were, The Cape might still find a second life on cable, and I'll tell you why: el corazon del agua es verdad. That water is a lie! Harrison Ford is irradiating our testicles with microwave satelite transmissions. So maybe we ARE caught in and endless cycle of screw ups and hurt feelings, but I choose to believe that this is just the universe's way of molding us into some kind of super group. —Jeff Winger, Community

I'm gonna eat spaceman paninis with Black Hitler, and there's nothing you can do about it! —Troy Barnes, Community

Now drop your weapon, or I'll kill him with this deadly jelly-baby! —The Doctor, Doctor Who, The Face of Evil

It appears we have lost our sex appeal, captain. —Tuvok, Star Trek: Voyager

Can you think inside a chimney? I didn't think so. —Chancellor Puddinghead (Pinkie Pie), My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic, "Hearth's Warming Eve"

Mickey: What's a horse doing on a spaceship? The Doctor: Mickey, what's pre-revolutionary France doing on a spaceship? Get a little perspective. —Doctor Who, "The Girl in the Fireplace"

Baseballs have stitches! Are you saying that all baseballs are suspicious!? —Phoenix Wright, Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney: Justice For All

Oh! Mr. Phoenix, you're here! You haven't died yet? There must be something very wrong... —Fluttershy, Turnabout Storm

Boner. Boner boner. Boner boning a boner. Boner boner. Erect penis. —Linkara

I've been waiting my entire life to type [this]: One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane. —Seanbaby, Cracked.com, 6 Super Friends Villains That Didn't Give a @#%*

Yeah! I'm shooting ducks with a piano! —The Angry Video Game Nerd

We gotta lead the Corn Colossus away from those backup singers! —Ohio Flynn, Phineas and Ferb

Woman's body found in Lawrence Welk —Fark.com headline

If I smash the little hover-projector does the koala-god feel pain? —Elf, Schlock Mercenary

Despite new management, a recession, and industry uncertainty, BS is showing profit. —Let's Play Wall Street Kid

I nearly collapsed in a vagina! —PewDiePie

Couldn't you just... talk to your boob? —Sawyer7mage, on Naruto chapter 577

Everybody out of the god damn way. You got a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis, and a head full of empty. —Homestuck

That's what I always thought 1975 smelled like. —Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory

Oh, no, no, it’s okay. You might slip on a banana peel and get me pregnant. —Penny, The Big Bang Theory

Three... Cows... Shot... Me... Down. HELP ME... —The Vision, Kree-Skrull War cover

I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flapjaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on hari-kari rock. I need scissors. 61! —Colonel Campbell, Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty .

There was, like, 200 pounds of Sailor Moon between us! —Raj, The Big Bang Theory

Farewell Cavia. May a flight of space babies sing you to thine resting place. —Youtube commenter on "Shadowlord"

Wow, this game is so fun! You get to suck and hump everything! —Becky, Video Games Awesome

It's kind of addictive, I'm not gonna lie. Sucking on these things, like... —Fraser, Video Games Awesome

Did Guy the Guy Guy get you a Baby Guy? —Ted, How I Met Your Mother