My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic/Haiku

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Pleasantly surprised;
"Why do we love ponies so?"
Adult men ponder

Lauren Faust's proof that
Girly shows can be awesome
Busy now: PONIES

My Little Pony:
Friendship is Magic is now
twenty times cooler.

My Little Pony;
Awesome show, but only if
Friendship is Magic.

Lauren Faust's ponies:
Huge success with older males.
Indicative name?

An old brony quote:
[[The Dover Boys "Confound those little ponies,
They drive me to drink!"]]

Can you believe it?
A good show about ponies?
I love it so much!

Fine, be skeptical
If you take one little peek
WELCOME TO THE HERD.

She’s Celestia
Princess of Equestria
Making the sun rise

Luna the younger
Rules over the moon and night
Also a Princess

Rainbow Dash is fast
Wants to be a Wonderbolt
Go Rainbow Dash, go!

An Apple Farmer
Applejack works very hard
For her family

Sweet shy Fluttershy
Loves all birds and animals
And cares for them too

Happy Pinkie Pie
Loves to throw lots of parties
Bringing joy to all

Studious pony
And Celestia’s student
She’s Twilight Sparkle

Stylish Rarity
Makes dresses for a living
Don’t call her a mule

Spike the young dragon
Has a crush on Rarity
Likes to eat gemstones

Wall-eyed fan-favourite
Derpy Hooves delivers post
And sure loves muffins

Lyra and Bon Bon
Aren't they so cute together?
Fandom's OTP

Traveller of space,
Haven’t we seen him before?
Yes! It’s Doctor Whooves

Is that Q voicing
Discord? How did they get him
to do such a thing?

His name is Discord
Spirit of disharmony
Best Big Bad ever

Why do I like this?
Why the hell do I like this?
WHY DO I LIKE THIS??
--Mswordx24

Ponies on the Screens
You know where I'm at
Friendship in ray beams
20% cooler in 10 seconds flat
--NoChorus[1]

Ponies swarm 4chan
The unthinkable happened
Oh No... Not Again!
--DanielLC

Ponies are awesome
It would have been surprising
Adult Swim spoiled it
--DanielLC

Grown male pony fans;
Shipping cartoon horses is
the new machismo
--FourthDerivative

Ponies WERE for kids;
Enter the great Lauren Faust;
Welcome to the Herd
--User:Ace Of Scarabs

Reluctant to watch.
Fine, just one quick peek...LATER
I HAVE JOINED THE HERD
--User:RL Yoshi

Fabulous moustache
Somepony chopped it clean off
I cried, "what a world"
--User:Webby

Pipsqueak the pirate
Here for his first Nightmare Night
Doesn't get candy
--User:Underlord Z

Lebowski shout-out
In MLP episode?
Fangasms were had.

Tank is a tortoise
And though annoying at first
He's now Rainbow's pet

When I watch this show
I always think that guys are
Watching this show too

Now I'm a brony
I have no regrets right now
I can has brohoof?
~/raigakuren

My Little Pony
Now twenty-percent cooler
Thank you, Lauren Faust

Now, Hearth's Warming eve
Has come into our grand hearts
Friendship can now bloom
--User:Lord Zorc

"Careful, Derpy" and
"I just don't know what went wrong!"
All bronies rejoice.
--The Doctor Donna


My Little Pony
Isn't that for little girls?
But it makes me smile

Every episode
At least one thing makes me say
Damn, I love this show!
~lisamariefan

  1. really by a friend of mine, but he gave me permission