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* ''[[Albert Einstein|Einstein's]] Theory of Justice''
 
It being a fanfiction, and a work by Peter Chimaera, there are many, ''many'' historical inaccuracies or [[Crack Fic|just plain bizarre occurrences]], such as Robin Hood being attacked by a laser sword wielding Cthulu. And it also being a Peter Chimaera work, expect [[So Bad ItsIt's Good|horrible grammar and spelling to make the book that much more]] <s>[[Troll Fic|unintentionally]]</s> [[So Bad ItsIt's Good|hilarious]].
 
The book can be bought and downloaded [http://www.lulu.com/content/1576026 here].
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* [[Artistic License]]: Chimaera admits to doing this in the AFTERWORDs of several of the story. He points out when he altered or completely looked past historical facts or blatantly changed something for the sake of being cool.
* [[Badass Santa]]: ''Santa Claus In! Reigns of Santa''
* [[BellisariosBellisario's Maxim]]: Invoked in the afterword of ''Genghis Khan's Teamup'', in which the author admits that he learned after writing that Atilla the Hun lived centuries before Genghis Khan, but "taths okay it is all part of the story telling magic. You cans pretend it is okay."
* [[Brainwashed and Crazy]]: Merlin
* [[Cliff Hanger]]: ''Wyatt Earp vs. Greater Attack'' ends with "But then" [sic] immediately after defeating ''{{spoiler|a polar bear.}}''
* [[Covers Always Lie]]: The cover of the paperback edition has three lines repeated supposedly from the book, including one that implies Robin Hood battling "300 Spartan mans". No such event happens in any of the stories. Incidentally, 300 Spartan mans never even appear; ''Leonidas In Falling Destiny'' has the Spartan ruler taking on Xerxes' forces [[One -Man Army|by himself]].
* [[Cthulhu]]: Appears and fights Robin Hood in ''Robin Hood Fights Back''.
* [[Deal With the Devil]]: In ''I Wish You Dead'', Joan of Arc is tricked by a Genie into making a deal with the devil.
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* [[The Dragon]]: In ''Kung Arthur and his Problem'' Merlin turns out to be the mindcontrolled one of these for an actual Dragon.
* [[Even the Subtitler Is Stumped|Even the Dramatic Reader is Stumped]]: Occurs in [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cR2yWKZtzEU this particular reading] of the Thomas Edison chapter, once the reader reaches the afterword mentioned below under [[Mind Screw]]; question marks flash on the screen and the text begins to spin and warp while the guy struggles to read it.
* [[EverythingsEverything's Worse With Bears]]: The polar bear in ''Wyatt Earp Vs. Greater Attack''.
* [[Good People Have Good Sex]]: After Robin Hood kills Cthulhu, he and Maid Marian "got merried andhda sex."
* [[Historical Domain Character|HistoricalDomainCharacters]]
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* [[Mummy]]: {{spoiler|[[Julius Caesar]] is one}}
* [[One -Man Army]]: ''Leonidas in Falling Destiny''
* [[The Other Wiki]]: Chimaera admits to not actually having read ''Dracula'' but he read about it on "wikipadia."
* [[Public Domain Character|Public Domain Characters]]: Along with actual people from history, there are several stories about or involving characters in the public domain. They include Cthulhu, Robin Hood, and Santa Claus.
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* [[Super Mode]]: Xersex got powered up and turned [[Dragonball Z|super cyan]].
* [[Troll Fic]]
* [[Villain Team -Up]]: Genghis Khan and Atilla the Hun join forces to fight Blackbeard in ''Genghis Khan's Teamup''.
* [[Wholesome Crossdresser]]: In ''Dorothy Recruits President America'', Abraham Lincoln put on [[The Wizard of Oz|Dorothy's]] red shoes to protect himself from the flying monkey's magic.
* [[Word of God]]: The AFTERWORD segments.