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* [[Accidental Innuendo]]/[[Innocent Innuendo]]: Inverted; rarely is an innuendo either innocent or accidental.
* [[Accidental Innuendo]]/[[Innocent Innuendo]]: Inverted; rarely is an innuendo either innocent or accidental.
{{quote| '''Tom:''' I will fucking shank you.<br />
{{quote|'''Tom:''' I will fucking shank you.
'''FTA:''' You'll shag me?<br />
'''FTA:''' You'll shag me?
'''Tom:''' ''Shank''.<br />
'''Tom:''' ''Shank''.
'''FTA:''' Tom, this is hardly the time or place!<br />
'''FTA:''' Tom, this is hardly the time or place!
'''Tom:''' S-H-A-N-K, OK!? }}
'''Tom:''' S-H-A-N-K, OK!? }}
** However, this is played straight some times:
** However, this is played straight some times:
{{quote| '''Helldragon:''' Did Jiminy sleep with him?<br />
{{quote|'''Helldragon:''' Did Jiminy sleep with him?
'''Tom:''' Please rephrase that. }}
'''Tom:''' Please rephrase that. }}
* [[Alternative Character Interpretation]]: Several. Some examples:
* [[Alternative Character Interpretation]]: Several. Some examples:
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** NTom, greatzombieron, and IRTundraboy reading out this very page during the ''Half-Life 2'' playthrough. [[One of Us|At least to us...]]
** NTom, greatzombieron, and IRTundraboy reading out this very page during the ''Half-Life 2'' playthrough. [[One of Us|At least to us...]]
** During the ''[[Sonic Unleashed]]'' playthrough, Tom and Fastest Thing Alive would often compare the PS360 version of the game with the WiiS2 version to see which was superior, with Tom on the 360-side, and FTA on the Wii-side. At the end, what version does Gareth ultimately think is the definitive version?
** During the ''[[Sonic Unleashed]]'' playthrough, Tom and Fastest Thing Alive would often compare the PS360 version of the game with the WiiS2 version to see which was superior, with Tom on the 360-side, and FTA on the Wii-side. At the end, what version does Gareth ultimately think is the definitive version?
{{quote| '''FTA:''' My opinion? {{spoiler|[[Take a Third Option|There isn't one. Whichever version you prefer to play is the definitive version to you.]]}}<br />
{{quote|'''FTA:''' My opinion? {{spoiler|[[Take a Third Option|There isn't one. Whichever version you prefer to play is the definitive version to you.]]}}
'''Tom:''' [[Didn't See That Coming|Didn't see that one coming, did you,]] [[This Is for Emphasis, Bitch|bitches?]] }}
'''Tom:''' [[Didn't See That Coming|Didn't see that one coming, did you,]] [[This Is for Emphasis, Bitch|bitches?]] }}
** Finishing off [[Kingdom Hearts II|Xal]][[That One Boss|din]] with the Goofy Rocket. Oh, hell yeah!
** Finishing off [[Kingdom Hearts II|Xal]][[That One Boss|din]] with the Goofy Rocket. Oh, hell yeah!
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** NTom catching Victini with a normal Pokeball on [[Pokémon Black and White|Pokémon Black]]: The Nuzlocke live stream.
** NTom catching Victini with a normal Pokeball on [[Pokémon Black and White|Pokémon Black]]: The Nuzlocke live stream.
** Tom beating the Grandmaster Galaxy Perfect Run for the first time ever. Live.
** Tom beating the Grandmaster Galaxy Perfect Run for the first time ever. Live.
{{quote| '''NTom:''' Star fucking Get!}}
{{quote|'''NTom:''' Star fucking Get!}}
* [[Crowning Moment of Funny]]: It has [[Hellfire Commentaries/Funny|its own page]] now.
* [[Crowning Moment of Funny]]: It has [[Hellfire Commentaries/Funny|its own page]] now.
* [[Crowning Moment of Heartwarming]]: The Banjo Tooie Chip-in Playthrough, in which Ntom64 raised 375$ for his financially troubled mother.
* [[Crowning Moment of Heartwarming]]: The Banjo Tooie Chip-in Playthrough, in which Ntom64 raised 375$ for his financially troubled mother.
* [[Drinking Game]]: ''Aladdin and the King of Thieves'' -- see a reference, [[Running Gag|take a drink!]]
* [[Drinking Game]]: ''Aladdin and the King of Thieves'' -- see a reference, [[Running Gag|take a drink!]]
{{quote| ''Jetsons''! Take a drink.<br />
{{quote|''Jetsons''! Take a drink.
''Space Jam''? Take a drink? Actually, let's pass on that.<br />
''Space Jam''? Take a drink? Actually, let's pass on that.
Also ''Jurassic Park'', 'cause... fuck you, take a drink. }}
Also ''Jurassic Park'', 'cause... fuck you, take a drink. }}
** "When did the ''King of Thieves'' commentary [[Lampshade Hanging|become a drinking game?]]"
** "When did the ''King of Thieves'' commentary [[Lampshade Hanging|become a drinking game?]]"
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** A straighter example for the two occurred a few times in the ''[[Seltzer and Friedberg|Disaster Movie]]'' commentary.
** A straighter example for the two occurred a few times in the ''[[Seltzer and Friedberg|Disaster Movie]]'' commentary.
* [[Nightmare Retardant]]: Quite a bit of the more diturbing things in ''[[Oddworld|Abe's Oddysee]]'' are nullified by greatzombieron, such as giving the scarabs an effeminate voice.
* [[Nightmare Retardant]]: Quite a bit of the more diturbing things in ''[[Oddworld|Abe's Oddysee]]'' are nullified by greatzombieron, such as giving the scarabs an effeminate voice.
* [[Tastes Like Diabetes]]: Invoked in ''[[How the Grinch Stole Christmas (animation)|How the Grinch Stole Christmas]]'', particularly Cindy-Lou-Who.
* [[Tastes Like Diabetes]]: Invoked in ''[[How the Grinch Stole Christmas! (animation)|How the Grinch Stole Christmas]]'', particularly Cindy-Lou-Who.
{{quote| '''Tom:''' I've got diabetes already!}}
{{quote|'''Tom:''' I've got diabetes already!}}


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Tom: I will fucking shank you.
FTA: You'll shag me?
Tom: Shank.
FTA: Tom, this is hardly the time or place!
Tom: S-H-A-N-K, OK!?

    • However, this is played straight some times:

Helldragon: Did Jiminy sleep with him?
Tom: Please rephrase that.

    • Finishing off Xaldin with the Goofy Rocket. Oh, hell yeah!
      • Topped by the final blow against Storm Rider Derp-Dragon. Three words: Slide. Vertigo. Toss. Even TheHelldragon is awed.
    • NTom catching Victini with a normal Pokeball on Pokémon Black: The Nuzlocke live stream.
    • Tom beating the Grandmaster Galaxy Perfect Run for the first time ever. Live.

NTom: Star fucking Get!

Jetsons! Take a drink.
Space Jam? Take a drink? Actually, let's pass on that.
Also Jurassic Park, 'cause... fuck you, take a drink.

Tom: I've got diabetes already!

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